Or it's just the color of fucking strawberries

Fuckin psychos

Heck yeah

my sandwich isn’t as hot sexy as usual

too much mayo

No such thing

Bruh the creamy white is the sexy part

imm a fussy eater

i now have pure lemon juice

with ice cubes 💓

GUYS

Bro you should have put your sandwich on a bagel

ITS GONNA THUNDERSTORM TOMORROW

i

The bread would have balanced the mayo content

we don’t have bagels

Oh

we only have normal bread or this flat thin bread

i used the flat thin bread bc i used to love it as a kid but i guess not anymore

it’s ok i hav some crisps

did u try to say the f slur

Can you not see the message

no

Oh nah I just said "buy a bagel nikka"

n word is censored

Yeah ik

I did it for comedic effect

am watching oitnb

no one:
lorna, when her ig acc that she uses stolen pictures of babies on is taken down: WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT

When I do my regular pic should I use my double chin to hold the sign

yes

LOL

Also I've watched this video idk how many times in a row

https://youtu.be/NDEl77WMY8Q

idk obsessed

I'm obsessed with this song rn

https://youtu.be/iu7wJwbLkpo

my bf just went to bed imagine being a fag 😐

Damn rip

ok might reply late bc i’m playin minecraft

Ok

90% of the population was killed in the war of 1998

What

that would’ve been helpful but i’m no longer in school

that sounds like a line from a megadeth song

👏 but the government covered it up 👏

yeah well

Bruh the chat deaf rn

Well that's one way to start the chat up again

hi

Carl

I'm a sick fuck

I like a quick fuck

I've been listening to captain save a hoe for about 20 minutes now

Why

It's a good song

PEACHHESSSS

Havent had good peaches in years

The ones at the stores here are all weird and dry

I have em all the time down here

I've just been getting them from the wrong place

Went to a self picking place

When we get a few acres we're getting some trees

Nice

Way cheaper anyway

Maybe 2$ per pound

That's cheap

Sold our old jeep for 5000$

Now we're getting our acreees

This just happened lol

Like just now?

Just gotta get approved for the loan we want now, then start looking

Yeh

Since I last said we're getting acres

Now we're gonna go get 'em

LOL

That's brazy

17k in savings

Yeah thatll get you a few acres

IT's the last thing we needed to be approved for a loan

I think it's a 2-3% down loan or so

So that approves us for up to 300,000

Damnnn

Friggin' ready

Me and my sister are going to split whatever house is there into a duplex

Then we get to start our business properly

What business

Well, a few things. Mushroom hunting will be our year round thing, then ice cream truck seasonally

As well as selling art on the side

Oh

I'll have room to do sculpture again

She can sell acrylic paintings

Interesting

She was able to sell her paintings for 500$-700$ a piece

So just a few here and there will be really helpful

Damn

Yeah man that'll sure help

Ice cream trucks do really well here too. A lot of people make around 12-15k in a summer season doing it

Nice

Our whole property is gonna be a mess though. My mom will be running an animal rescue again

Well, bird rescue

Would be really cool if my bird would leave me alone

Last time it was a ferret shelter

Give him love

I do for 6 hours

And she still won't give me a single second

Parrots are needy fucks tbh

So is my starling though I guess

... Birds are needy fucks

Ay y'all im bouta bit the hay

It's just like

She's not even sweet

Night night

Gn everybody

She just bites my fucking lips until l pet her

Night

Put a pic in <#231946987585404930>

Thats what my starling would like to do for hours on end

As well as pick at my hair and shove his beak in my toes

idk what to do Ive tried just grabbing her beak or sitting her on the floor

oof

Bitey birds are a pain

She used to dangle from my ears

I think she has separation anxiety

I think what is usually recommended for bitey ones is not letting them on the shoulder if they are bitey

Do you have a portable perch or play gym?

Yes both

The problem is she absolutely insists on being on my shoulder

Can you get her to stay on it or does she just immediately leave?

Hrm

I've sat her down over and over again for an hour at a time

Just flies right back up onto me or follows me around chirping

Any treats she likes?

millet crackers and spinach

and she leaves them all

Hrmm

if I leave the room she runs from room to room

rip

Maybe a portable cage?

I've tried literally everything

I'm convinced I just have the autistic child equivalent of parrots

lol oof

If it's that bad you might consider clipping her wings (Or getting them clipped if you are scared to)

I dont like clipping, but we've had to do it with the conure at some time till she was better about things.

unfortunately she flies like a motherfucker regardless

oof

I wake up and take her everywhere with me to the car to my friends etc

and the second she goes back in her cage she lets hell loose

I think she needs a boyfriend or something but I honestly think she'd just ignore a cagemate

Kinda sounds like my conure first 3 years we had her

She didnt know how to self-entertain and completely depended on being with one of us at all times

Maybe it's just her growing up

If you got her within the last year or two probably

I got her as a baby

How long ago?

About 5 months

Ohhh. She's a juvie then.

You may have to just ride it out

Birds are fucking dicks when they're juvies

I hope to God she isn't like this for 15 years LOL

I don't think so, ours was a lot like that until she hit 3 or 4. She was a youngin when we got her

The only thing she'll hold still for is a hair dryer

She really likes those

Started out ridiculously sweet them turned into a twat

Lol

Now she's a slightly less of a twat that listens

My starling used to throw tantrums when he was a juvie. He'd literally throw himself at the ground repeatedly. Looked like a seizure

needs to be a bird whisperer

Idk if there's such thing as a juvie whisperer

*They're monsters*

i can't get her to eat vegetables either

it's so foreign to me

guinea pigs will scarf down like 2 cups of vegetables I'm not used to having picky eaters

Birds are a different demon

We have a 29 year old blue crown who wont eat veggies either

yeah it feels kinda disrespectful tbh

We can get her to eat some fruits but thats it

like they have no appreciation lol

LOL

No, they don't appreciate things. They expect them.

this is why I'm adopting kids if I ever have any

an orphan can't tell me "I didn't ask for you to have me!"

LOL

rip

Kinda feel the same tbh

But I dont think I'd even adopt

*Kids are not for me*

Yeah kids fucking suck

I barely tolerate my 1 nephew lol

my brothers autistic and all he talks about is fucking Markiplier man

he is 100% effective birth control

I tried to watch a markiplier video for the first time the other day

He's obnoxious as fuck

I've never seen his videos tbh

I hadnt either but it popped up in my feed at one point so I figured I at least try

But nop

idk I'll never understand gamer culture

Most of it is just aimed at people aged like 10-16 so I dont think it's for us to understand anyway lol

Think I might try to redraw some of my old art from 5 years ago

FEeling particularly uninspired lately and I havent tried to do a redrawing before

Unless you count recurring characters

down with putting toppings on pizza tbh

I gotta learn how to make pizza

I dont imagine its that hard

But gluten free pizza from stores is really lacking

pizza is pretty easy to make

I like thin crust

lots of different cheeses

I gotta wait till I get into a new house though

Our gas stove is way too unpredictable for baking

Like the temperature gage on it means nothing

I like a pesto mixed sauce

man I used to have a stove like that it fucking sucks

shit would cook uneven

Yep

It has the fire and stuff instead of heating like new ones

So it always burns the bottom of frozen pizzas

Best thing I've found with it is to try and time it to having the pizza mostly defrosted and then it takes like 5minutes but the cheese may or may not be completely melted

I had some gluten free gmo whatever bullshit pizza today at this hippie store I stopped in

It was really good

But they charged me a $2 tax for buying a drink in a glass bottle

LOL oof

I wonder if schar makes pizza crusts

They also have been making certain breads with wheat

Gluten free wheat

One of the first companies to try it

I think it's technically a wheat starch, but still

It's been a talked about thing for years now because gluten particules SHOULD be big enough to filter. They can do it with beer.

idk do you have gluten intolerance

I don't think I've eaten much gluten free stuff

Celiac

that sucks

Yeah it's lame

Kinda used to it though anyway

So it wasnt really difficult for me to swap

My mom and sister have been diagnosed for over a decade now

Honestly I feel like more health conscious food is usually better tasting

And it was a lot harder then than it is now

Expensive tho

It's not too bad if you mostly cook stuff from scratch

We dont do much boxed foods or anything

Only real expense is bread

Since it's twice as expensive as normal bread

isn't gluten free bread like $6 a loaf

I think it's like 5 at walmart for a loaf of schar

And schar is the best there is currently

Basically tastes like normal bread

I can't even eat plain white bread anymore tbh

I haven't in years, yuck