```nimrod
1) DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak ft. Run The Jewels 3m 52s
2) Kimbra - Everybody Knows 3m 45s
3) Run The Jewels - Meowpurrdy ft. Lil Bub, Maceo, Delonte 3m 6s
4) Run The Jewels - Legend Has It (From RTJ3 & Black Panther) 4m 2s
5) Killer Mike - That's Life 5m 34s
6) Killer Mike - Reagan 4m 10s
7) Danger Mouse - Chase Me (Music From The Motion Picture Baby Driv… 3m 44s
8) The Roomate from Hell (ft. mc chris) - The Graduate - MC Lars 3m 18s
⬐ current track
9) Mac DeMarco - One More Love Song 3m 53s left
⬑ current track
```

yes

what a way to make me join back in

te amo,carino

, cariño*

mierda

yes

Mierda indeed

El español no es mi segundo idioma

I can tell

english IS my second lenguague

Hablar Francais?

AAAAAAA

im learning

merde

tres bien

pourquoi?

I cant understand blaund

im a normie

all i know is that balck is noir

and lobster is langouste

Juuu kneee saaayy paaaa

no

todo bien

<@331567564830277633> lmao this nigga working for the pirate bay

no

A Camel is an ounce

and Kufi is brick

tell em i need 5 kufis

nigga was about to doxx us

oh yeah

@Carbs tnx

Where my role at

a kys imma play something

```Hi there!
I love you, all!
Have a nice day, everyone!
```

```md
# I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
```

oof

Fucking censorship

Liberal

What

Nah we've been censored bro

Cus of the selfies thing

yeah

boio the cool

Nope.

Piss off

Stfu

Dont join this server

Fucking spammer

Where my <@&232315154061066240>s at?

Sleeping

morning

Just came from work

Couldn't ban of phone, because the apps retarded

Thanks m8

Boi im in Israel

@Wolfe thank you.

Had same issue on mobile

@Blaundee I think Beewise got to it before me D:

@Kel Rosso @Wolfe thank you both

huehue

Why not server settings > members?

You can ban on mobile that way.

Never would've guessed that. That's remarkably well hidden actually.

Tried that before. Couldn't find the person

Well you guys used to have Dyno, which had a ban command.

Bur if you're searching for a person, make sure to type in the name, not scroll for them. The "full" user list often does not show offline or hidden people.

👋🏻

Evening.

lolz

Niggies on the run

https://go.twitch.tv/videos/179744896
@Repzion Since you have played the beta, what do you think of this?

Oh hooraaaaaay I got hit by the demonetisation fairy

Just run them over

Or... glue a job application form to the front of your car. Equally effective at clearing them out of the way.

lol

Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man the muffin man, do you know the mufiin man, my life is constant pain

i can relate to the last part

Hey guys

should I buy Resident Evil 6?

I loved 4 and I thought 5 was alright.

I heard 6 sucked but I'm thinking of picking it up during the winter sales.

yes

okie

Who's ready for halloween 🅱

Hey

First on October 6th

shut up

WHAT'S UP SLUTS

GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL.

You

I suppose

Damn right, feels good.

Deadass

How did you get in it for the first place

Got into a fight, I would say you should see the other guy but the other guy got me landed in the nick so...who's the real loser here.

OOOF

How much time were you there for?

3 months. Feels good.

Nice

I went grocery shopping and it was the greatest thing ever.

Lmao

What did you get

Junkfood and a cake, and the usual things - bread, butter, the works.

But they don't serve NY style cheesecake in jail so, I'm a happy man right now.

I would be too

But nah yknow

Girl got a bf so

7 years gone to waste

Aww fuck, I'm sorry to hear that mate. :/ 7 years too, that's rough...

Yeah

Idk img lad for you

If you waited 7 years it's your fault

pussy

Tru

yet

Nah i have no yets ur right

Couldnt ask her out and now look at this

That's usually how it goes, the one that got away. :/

Now i can listen to Mac and feel sad

are you sure you weren't in jail longer, because that icon looks like a deviantart upload from 2008

owned

Excuse you. :I

OOOOOOOOOOOF

OOF

Aight imma kms brb

Okay be back in time for supper mate.

Cant promise anything

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hello.

WHAT'S UP SLUT.

Excuse me?

GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL.

You?

That's awesome man.

Feels good.

Wait I was joking.

You were in jail? Damn.

did you get short term memory loss from all the ass pounding?

>owned by the character limit

How it feels to chew 5 Gum.

Wtf

<@&228756129079885824> <@&228756536674091008>

That's a lot of cum

@Repzion yo you should hop into the shadbase discord and come shit out some memes with the boys

@Deleted User

yea wut

gay

no u

<@&228756129079885824> @Deleted User

The cum dumpster is kicked

Chat' s cleaned up now.

aight

@i make minecraft videos Stop.

@Sir Aggie wait what

@i make minecraft videos Stop existing, u r annoying.

@Sir Aggie oh

hiya

fortnite has already hit 7 million players in 1 week. how many months did it take the so called savior of the battle royal of pubg.

uhh

you sure 7 mil?

cause pubg doesn't even have 7 mil

so

um

pubg is kinda fucked

pubg has sold around 13 mil copies

>f2p has more players than a $30 early access shitshow

imagine my shock

but the 7 mil is according the developer

pubg also has the record for peak player count on steam rn

but fortnite beat it to console

which is pretty awesome, ive been wanting a good battle royal on console

@Repzion Ready to talk

Mexican got a mic

Now lets roast

Mac Demarco Time

Yes

-q

```nimrod
1) Mac DeMarco - One More Love Song 4m 1s
⬐ current track
2) Mac DeMarco // On the Level 3m 38s left
⬑ current track
3) Mac DeMarco // This Old Dog 2m 31s
4) Mac DeMarco - Chamber of Reflection 3m 50s
5) Mac DeMarco // Freaking Out The Neighborhood 2m 55s
6) Mac DeMarco - Treat Her Better 3m 49s
7) Mac DeMarco - A Heart Like Hers 4m 4s
```

Omg god bless you

Guess who has probation starting soon

YOU

that doesnt sound fun

@Blaundee PLAY THIS CONCERT pls

PUBG sucks

https://youtu.be/zQgQHi2xM8c

PLS

Fortnite better.

Yeah it’s me

FTP, runs better and doesnt ban people for dumb shit.

So I’m currently binge drinking in memory of the year I won’t be able to smoke and drink

What did you do?

Possession of marijuana under 2 ounces. I actually had less than a gram.

Right

Fuck the war on drugs and fuck Jeff Sessions

RIP, what state?

Let me smoke in peace dickheads.

Texas

ahh

thankfully the laws in illinois have relaxed

if you have a *small amount* its just a fine

In some cities in Texas it’s the same way but I wasn’t in one of those cities

but a small amount according to law is still a pretty decent amount

fuckk texas

and most states

Yeah honestly.

Lolz, always keep yah weed at home.

Yeah I was away at college

I should’ve known what I was in for considering this county was so conservative they had laws against sororities but not fraternities

thats weird

sororities arent even bad, lolwut

versus frats that can be batshit crazy..

In that county any house that has more than 3 unrelated women without prior license as an orphanage or rehabilitation clinic is considered a brothel

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah

thats retarded

Yep

what if you just had a house w four girls as roommates

guess they all have a new side job

Oh and possession of more than an ounce of weed is automatically a felony

thats ridiculous

Oh and dorms are exempt of course. It is a college town after all

The population of permanent residents is about 4 thousand. With the college it’s about 15 thousand

So I accepted my plea bargain yesterday.

I had less than a gram and ash in a pipe. That got me 20 hours community service, 924 dollars in fees and fines, 1 year deferred sentence with probation, and a 15 hour drug and alcohol course I must complete

yeah my bf's brother got fucked with residue in an old bowl

Also my probation officer has the right to add on AA or any drug rehabilitation support if he or she wishes.

didnt even have anything on him

thats so crazy

Yeah. Less than a gram is not enough for an arrest but they counted the ash as “useable” therefor I could be arrested

ah yes, so useable

more like already used

I took the blame for two of my friends that were with me. One was black so I feared he’d get a worse sentence and one would be shunned by their family and homeless so I took the hit.

And now neither of them have spoken to me in months which led to a breakdown last night and a Suicide attempt. Whoops that was too much information but I’m drunk so whatever.

Time for more schnapps

wow forreal? terrible people then, fuck them

thats a huge move to take the hit for them

my bfs brother got fucked a second time a few months back, he wouldve gotten actual jailtime if it was his so his (bc second offence and all that shit) girlfriend took blame for him

Good thing I’m not an emotional drunk or I’d be back to bawling my eyes out like I was last night

Yeah if I test positive for weed on probation I get an automatic 180 Days in prison no exceptions

how long is your probation?

So no more of that. Shame. It helped me with my depression and chronic pain but that doesn’t seem to matter to lawmakers.

A year.

The judge can dismiss it after 4 months but they don’t have to

i feel you there, i used it for the longest time because my anxiety is so bad

hopefully the judge dismisses it

its a fucking useful drug, to a lot of people, honestly

Yeah. I’ve been prescribed pill after pill but they never work for me

tattoo artist friend of mine has bad hand tremors, he constantly shakes, and weed is the only thing that gets him to be calm and have steady hands

I DO

pills dont fucking work