@Wrds i bet i can guess your age, by looking at your beard

@Sarai I showed you my wisdom, please respond

wise man, how old are you?

guess

hang on, let me look at your beard

@Deznal that's irrelevant

I'm curious though..how old is everyone? :3

i'm only 13

19

:3

why are there kids on the internet

when i was a kid i didnt talk to strangers

not on the internet, nor in real life

I'm 19 too

yea not everyone is antisocial

Lmao

When I was 13 I didn't have a phone

when i was 13 i already had sex

lmao

Dayum

yeah, idk how old wise man is

cant find out

***'-'***

Tell us, wise man

fine

guess

26

p sure I've told you before

nope, you haven't

I know I've said it here several times

yeah, i totally didnt look for the answer in your messages

i shall now be known as deznal the wise

you shall refer to me as such

No

probably won't refer to you as anything

:(

wow, rude

Lmao

I'm gonna call you Daniel

lol

Or deeznutz

Pick one

FUCK

i hate deez nuts

ever since that meme broke out in 2015, my name has been

has been

defiled by that stupid meme

Lmao

thank god it died down now, but when it was still popular

boy oh boy did i not get a break from it

i always wanted to have a name that started with a D

сука блядь да где же та фотка

David is my favorite name

~~'-'~~

:/

I'm pretty sure I sent it to that whore

Smh kids out there losing their virginity I'm over here waiting for them to add me back on snap chat

but she sent me 90000 pics so I cant find my own

my other discord friend made a great joke about it, but i cant share it with you guys since it has my real name

***'-'***

just substitute a different name

<:TooScary:267367386326237185>

nah, nah

k then

Why are there two wise men now?

they want to be like me

haha word

i wanna be like the hip and cool hip cool kids in the 90s

go onto discords full of teens and make them all feel stupid because I can't compete with my peer group

that used the word "word" as in something thats cool

shit fam, sorry about that

WORD

lol

but about competing with me

did you see me DAB?

i destroy haters

Don't we all roast people on discord because we're empty?

more or less

nah, im pretty happy in real life

No you're not

im not?

He's not wise

just pretending

look whos talking

id say im happy with my life but then i remember that my boss sees the son hes never had in me and i wanna die

wow hi

welcome to the conversation

henlo

yeah, i believe that happiness is a choice

no fuck off

@clippy you don't have a boss

even people in slums can be happy

the only way to be happy is to make sure yours depends on little

You live in the woods

im just better than all of you, since i dont have CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

sarai go eat a brick or something

HAHA NERD

The woods is great

I'm a step ahead of you

quas werent you regular

nope

k

Quas

Daniel is rude

We need

To talk

About what?

how do you know i was doing illegal things?

Rumor says it you're not a gril

k

K?

k

Ok

hey hey hey

k

K

thats racist

Wow

Wow

Wow

you cant say K three times in a row

is he or she pretending to be a girl

WHOOOOOOOO CARES

you people dont seem to understand

Deznal

non of this matters

Shut up

I love naan

We don't care about your locked up dick, you still talk about it

***mhm***

i only mentioned that once lol

and thats cause i wanted to make it easier for you guys to bully me

Bc you're gay

whatever

Ok

oh well, whatever, nevermind

Trap?

nah, traps are not gay

do you actually lock up your penis and have told this discord about it

But they are

no, not really, i cant afford to do that

dude traps are fucking gay

i dont even buy games on steam

@clippy he did

traps are pretty gay

wow, guys

its 2017

smh, transphobes everywhere

not as gay as men but not straight in any sense of the word

Is xion a trap because she puppet of sora <:BlobWaitWhat:317089263739076620>

being gay

is ok

but traps are gay

its not shaming its just admitting youre gay

aight

Xion didn't have a gender at first

who is Xion?

MAYBE THEYRE JUST BI

So she genderless

She then developed a heart of her own and became a she

"she is genderless"

I mean it

doesnt being into traps require bisexuality?

ye

i dont know man

so its gay

50% gay

i once saw a picture, of a trans person

But in game it becomes sora

So it male

he asked people how she looked, they said "wow, you look like you're gonna be of the 45%"

she asked them "the 45%?"

Xion turned to someone of her own

they replied "the 45% of trans people that commit suicide"

lol..

Hmm.. <:BlobWaitWhat:317089263739076620>

But she had memories of kairi from sora

morbid

Maybe will get answers in kingdom Hearts 3

Xion is best girl

so uhm

what now?

Traps are gay

>:(

xion is trap

lets stop talking about gayshit now

She of trap sora memories :D

Xion is herself

Fight me on this

But she slow became own nobody that just ate salty ice on stick

English?

😒

Oh shit I'm sorry Deznal

I forgot you didn't care

I have to accommodate to you

ayyyy lmao

you dont have to accommodate me

but i dont have to approve of what you are doing

its not like i have a say in the matter anyway

But I'd be homophobic if I don't

im not even gay, lmao

Ok

Whatever you say boo

although, i have convinced people that before

fuck you fake wiseman

you cant compare to my supreme beard

easy there mate

*******

its all good

its all fun and games

is it a game to you?

yes

<:Tipping:327540291664084992>

look at <#286742216477638656>

i dabbed on your beard mate

that makes it useless

@Deznal AYY I DABBED ON YOUR DICK MAN

stop talking about my dick

I dabbed on you

do you guys watch the game theorist?

he was popular once

untill he started to make videos 4 tha kids

I use to

?

I couldn't stop watching his fnaf video tho

lmao

i always hated fnaf

But fan base is just toxic

yeah, i had a huge fnaf fans for friends

when that game came out it was all they could talk about

and all of them were like "you have to play it man"

I use talk about it with my ex

She so adorable. 4'11 <:BlobNom:317088432528818178>

But she slow became very cold towards me so it just didn't work in the end

sorry to hear that

It's fine.

My relationships never last so meh

welp, one day, you'll find one that lasts

My vegan friend say I would ask out but I feel like I can't promise you anything different from your exs

most relationships don't last dude so don't worry too much.

I know

That's sad tbh

I had so many exs now.. I honestly never thought I would have this much tho

I just have no heart :D

We all die alone 😄

```
Hi there!
I love you, all!
Have a nice day, everyone!
```

"I just have no heart :D" -he typed as he drank his 11th shot of booze that day, tears running down his cheeks, his eyes sparkling of sadness. A small whimper left his mouth as he saw the framed picture of her.

@Sarai xehanort real name is no heart

I thought you would get it