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2017-08-11 05:56:06 UTC

You owe me money you son of a bitch

2017-08-11 06:02:42 UTC

where did the aussie go

2017-08-11 06:06:45 UTC

What if there was a country

2017-08-11 06:06:55 UTC

Called "assland"

2017-08-11 06:07:10 UTC

Where everything is made out of ass

2017-08-11 06:08:11 UTC

mm

2017-08-11 06:09:49 UTC

Oh no, it's Herbert. Time to lock your doors.

2017-08-11 06:10:00 UTC

Hahahaha

2017-08-11 06:10:03 UTC

Fuck

2017-08-11 06:22:12 UTC

Yo

2017-08-11 06:22:44 UTC

hi

2017-08-11 06:23:22 UTC

Herro

2017-08-11 06:24:44 UTC

Why is shooting a team mate called friendly fire if it isnt friendly?

2017-08-11 06:25:22 UTC

o.o

2017-08-11 06:26:19 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-08-11 06:28:40 UTC

because you're giving ur teammate a customary friendly greeting with a bullet

2017-08-11 06:31:12 UTC

lel

2017-08-11 06:34:00 UTC

"Friendly" in this case should be thought of as a noun. Firing upon a friendly, during warfare, or "friendly fire".

2017-08-11 06:37:24 UTC

It would be similar to referring to smashing beetles as "beetle smash". Or any other noun/verb variation.

2017-08-11 06:38:15 UTC

Also, hi, everyone.

2017-08-11 06:41:15 UTC

Hello friend

2017-08-11 06:42:03 UTC

hi

2017-08-11 06:44:31 UTC

Soundcloud is fucked. Investors are pulling their money. :(((((((((((

2017-08-11 06:45:07 UTC

That sucks. I have my own music on there. Perhaps I should back it up soon.

2017-08-11 06:46:15 UTC

The only surviving copies, I should say.

2017-08-11 06:48:17 UTC

You better hurry cause if they do go down, theyre going down tomorrow. Imma got to bed now

2017-08-11 06:49:37 UTC

Dang. I guess I'm screwed lol I'm working at the moment, and will be long after tomorrow.

2017-08-11 06:49:44 UTC

See ya.

2017-08-11 06:51:27 UTC

Bruh check out my Soundcloud bruh I'm bringing rap back ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-08-11 06:51:33 UTC

First

2017-08-11 06:51:39 UTC

Bruh I know nobody'll see this but give me a chance bruh

2017-08-11 06:56:03 UTC

LilZ

2017-08-11 07:04:50 UTC

But bruh I need it to make my rap career kick off bruh ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ…ฑ

2017-08-11 07:05:30 UTC

Obviously, you're entirely aware of my music taste

2017-08-11 07:06:04 UTC

Can't listen to a person's songs when they die, every single copy explodes

2017-08-11 07:06:17 UTC

(I *may* have been joking about my Soundcloud rap career. Slightly)

2017-08-11 07:07:03 UTC

The fact I used emoji's and 'bruh' 2 times each sentence was supposed to make that clearer, my bad

2017-08-11 07:08:26 UTC

I was, my musical talent is very minimal. I could improve but I've never felt the urge to

2017-08-11 07:37:23 UTC

whyyy

2017-08-11 07:37:29 UTC

how could you do this to us

2017-08-11 07:37:32 UTC

your broke our hearts

2017-08-11 07:37:36 UTC

YOU'RE TEARING US APART

2017-08-11 07:40:25 UTC

sam?

2017-08-11 07:40:30 UTC

i'm talking about the glory hole!

2017-08-11 07:40:33 UTC

you left us

2017-08-11 07:40:40 UTC

we have a hole

2017-08-11 07:40:46 UTC

a hole that will never be filled

2017-08-11 07:40:51 UTC

dark, seething, bitterness

2017-08-11 09:10:25 UTC

Woe, one can only temporarily fill the glory hole in his heart.

2017-08-11 09:40:41 UTC

Yo guys

2017-08-11 10:28:35 UTC

Awww shit

2017-08-11 10:32:50 UTC

Hi there

2017-08-11 10:33:05 UTC

!

2017-08-11 10:33:06 UTC

Yo yo

2017-08-11 10:33:20 UTC

I am playing some urf

2017-08-11 11:00:32 UTC

๐Ÿ›ณ ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ’€

2017-08-11 11:02:00 UTC

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡พ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

2017-08-11 11:06:40 UTC

๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ†— ๐Ÿ’ฉ

2017-08-11 11:10:25 UTC

<:DeletThis:317175407558393859>

2017-08-11 11:40:35 UTC

New guy here, sup faggots!

2017-08-11 11:42:42 UTC

ay yo whats up fam

2017-08-11 12:00:14 UTC

<:PikaBlob:319329242129235978>

2017-08-11 12:00:42 UTC

```
Hi there!
I love you, all!
Have a nice day, everyone!
```

2017-08-11 12:00:43 UTC

no one cares

2017-08-11 12:01:04 UTC

โค

2017-08-11 12:01:11 UTC

โค

2017-08-11 12:01:52 UTC

<:BlobHyperThink:317088659331481600>

2017-08-11 12:07:11 UTC

How many chromosomes does it take to change a light bulb

2017-08-11 12:12:31 UTC

<:DeletThis:317175407558393859>

2017-08-11 12:14:01 UTC

The answer is 46

2017-08-11 12:18:46 UTC

ah, so 1 less than what you have

2017-08-11 12:26:15 UTC

Monosomy

2017-08-11 12:27:30 UTC

<:dajoos:276990902520643584> <:workersunite:279040933759025152> <:nazi:235272942882258944>

2017-08-11 12:27:34 UTC

<:daddytrump:276991870960402432>

2017-08-11 12:27:39 UTC

<:repfedora:279423798971990027>

2017-08-11 12:27:46 UTC

<:lookinsexydonny:279040537204359168>

2017-08-11 13:06:03 UTC

what

2017-08-11 13:12:37 UTC

I am a girl and I need at least 4 pillows to fall asleep because I'm lonely and it's nice to hug something when you sleep

2017-08-11 13:13:26 UTC

What Satan said

2017-08-11 13:13:37 UTC

<:PepeL:299604184368414721> Same but I only have one pillow and I'm a guy.

2017-08-11 13:14:21 UTC

My ex needed one pillow

2017-08-11 13:14:29 UTC

Maybe that's why he is my ex

2017-08-11 13:18:35 UTC

I need a lot of pillows

2017-08-11 13:18:44 UTC

I have like... 6 on my bed right now

2017-08-11 13:19:37 UTC

I have 4 pillows and a human

2017-08-11 13:19:42 UTC

^-^

2017-08-11 13:21:59 UTC

Maybe I should get one of those "human" things instead of more pillows

2017-08-11 13:46:47 UTC

It's easy, you just need some chloroform

2017-08-11 13:47:10 UTC

maybe you should get a copy of the bible

2017-08-11 13:47:34 UTC

Maybe if I get to feel jesus

2017-08-11 13:48:10 UTC

<:repfedora:279423798971990027>

2017-08-11 13:49:02 UTC

<:shoeGASM:219692339529121792>

2017-08-11 14:04:52 UTC

chloroform? that sounds good

2017-08-11 14:11:33 UTC

It is

2017-08-11 14:30:21 UTC

you know

2017-08-11 14:30:38 UTC

it takes up to 10 minutes to make someone fall unconsious with chloroform

2017-08-11 14:31:45 UTC

im speaking from experience

2017-08-11 14:32:52 UTC

thanks for the warning

2017-08-11 14:32:56 UTC

ill be more careful then

2017-08-11 14:35:07 UTC

<:BlobWaitWhat:317089263739076620>

2017-08-11 14:35:31 UTC

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

2017-08-11 14:35:49 UTC

wait really?

2017-08-11 14:36:01 UTC

yeah

2017-08-11 14:36:08 UTC

its just a movie trope

2017-08-11 14:36:16 UTC

shit i need to cancel my order

2017-08-11 14:36:23 UTC

so if you ever get chloroform attacked, act like you are unconcious

2017-08-11 14:36:27 UTC

and then strike back

2017-08-11 14:38:24 UTC

<:daddytrump:276991870960402432> <:AngryArthur:219692334017806336>

2017-08-11 14:41:14 UTC

Hit me with that gay shit daddy โค

2017-08-11 14:43:30 UTC

No

2017-08-11 15:12:28 UTC

No that's gay

2017-08-11 15:24:07 UTC

True <:afterblazer:276989989773115392>

2017-08-11 15:27:19 UTC

What

2017-08-11 15:27:28 UTC

What's going on?

2017-08-11 15:27:38 UTC

***'-'***

2017-08-11 15:28:09 UTC

Um ok? In general?

2017-08-11 15:28:37 UTC

Lmao what is this

2017-08-11 15:28:43 UTC

***;-;*** ~~rip bot~~

2017-08-11 15:28:52 UTC

I'll do it for science

2017-08-11 15:29:12 UTC

I'll keep my volume at 0 tho cause I can't listen to anything loud rn

2017-08-11 15:29:29 UTC

Summon the bot

2017-08-11 15:29:50 UTC

It's not working

2017-08-11 15:29:52 UTC

?

2017-08-11 15:30:01 UTC

Rip

2017-08-11 15:30:10 UTC

~~Oh?~~

2017-08-11 15:30:26 UTC

__meh__

2017-08-11 15:30:30 UTC

Dรฉcima plaga?

2017-08-11 15:30:53 UTC

The science project failed

2017-08-11 15:31:10 UTC

Lmao you heard that?

2017-08-11 15:31:16 UTC

I'm in a church thing

2017-08-11 15:31:23 UTC

Hola

2017-08-11 15:31:29 UTC

Hi mami

2017-08-11 15:31:30 UTC

Ily

2017-08-11 15:31:40 UTC

IT FAILED

2017-08-11 15:31:57 UTC

Hi sarai๐Ÿ’œ

2017-08-11 15:32:00 UTC

Love love you lmao

2017-08-11 15:32:00 UTC

Ily2

2017-08-11 15:32:08 UTC

~~I use go church~~

2017-08-11 15:32:11 UTC

you gotta make the i smol, so it can be different

2017-08-11 15:32:11 UTC

Extra love

2017-08-11 15:32:22 UTC

I have to go church cause I'm a child

2017-08-11 15:32:29 UTC

~~Until satan show up~~

2017-08-11 15:32:32 UTC

church isnt that bad

2017-08-11 15:32:49 UTC

Rip

2017-08-11 15:32:53 UTC

LOL

2017-08-11 15:33:47 UTC

Exodus

2017-08-11 15:33:49 UTC

~~Pero parece que apenas estรกs comenzando la biblia.~~

2017-08-11 15:33:56 UTC

ร‰xodo

2017-08-11 15:33:59 UTC

<:BlobWaitWhat:317089263739076620>

2017-08-11 15:34:28 UTC

~~stop doing this pls~~

2017-08-11 15:34:34 UTC

He escuchado esta historia demasiado

2017-08-11 15:34:56 UTC

La de Moisรฉs (?) dividendo el mar

2017-08-11 15:35:23 UTC

Just a lil tip. It's cuando, not quando

2017-08-11 15:35:39 UTC

~~I feel like I have <:daddytrump:276991870960402432> hands :<~~

2017-08-11 15:36:07 UTC

Trabajabas editando para los testigos de Jehova?

2017-08-11 15:36:14 UTC

~~I'll post a pic~~

2017-08-11 15:39:10 UTC

just please...

2017-08-11 15:39:12 UTC

dont bring quas

2017-08-11 15:39:15 UTC

hes a thot

2017-08-11 15:39:52 UTC

"He"

2017-08-11 15:40:43 UTC

I'm tired

2017-08-11 15:41:38 UTC

~~~~~

2017-08-11 15:41:43 UTC

tired in the morning?

2017-08-11 15:41:59 UTC

thats what you get for staying up al night, looking at memes

2017-08-11 15:42:45 UTC

yes, i do assume genders

2017-08-11 15:43:03 UTC

come and kill me

2017-08-11 15:43:44 UTC

what

2017-08-11 15:43:59 UTC

STOP SPEAKING KLINGON

2017-08-11 15:44:29 UTC

lul

2017-08-11 15:44:31 UTC

1v1 me

2017-08-11 15:45:26 UTC

1v1 ME

2017-08-11 15:45:36 UTC

WHAT DO YOU EVEN PLAY?

2017-08-11 15:46:04 UTC

Pls

2017-08-11 15:46:14 UTC

I couldn't even read that ping

2017-08-11 15:46:19 UTC

stop deleting your messages dicchead

2017-08-11 15:46:23 UTC

I've only slept one hour

2017-08-11 15:47:21 UTC

Quisiera dormir

2017-08-11 15:47:36 UTC

๐Ÿ˜›

2017-08-11 15:47:39 UTC

I've been having sleeping problems for over a week

2017-08-11 15:48:06 UTC

doesnt even matter if its pork

2017-08-11 15:48:13 UTC

Simplemente no puedo dormir

2017-08-11 15:48:51 UTC

cuck language? i thought they spoke english in canada

2017-08-11 15:48:51 UTC

NO SIENTO NADA

2017-08-11 15:49:15 UTC

canada is full of cucks trust me

2017-08-11 15:49:26 UTC

Goodmorning fam squads

2017-08-11 15:49:36 UTC

its governed by the prophet of cucks

2017-08-11 15:49:38 UTC

La รบltima vez que dormi feliz y tranquilamente estaba borracha

2017-08-11 15:49:45 UTC

it sucks ass

2017-08-11 15:49:59 UTC

Sarai is speaking anime again smh

2017-08-11 15:50:10 UTC

SPEAK ENGLISH

2017-08-11 15:50:13 UTC

Jaume too? Ono

2017-08-11 15:50:14 UTC

Ay pues ya quisiera

2017-08-11 15:50:19 UTC

RED DEUTSCH

2017-08-11 15:50:30 UTC

HAAAAAAAAAAALT STOP

2017-08-11 15:50:42 UTC

Idk man

2017-08-11 15:50:51 UTC

verdammt nochmal

2017-08-11 15:50:52 UTC

I think I need alcohol in my system

2017-08-11 15:51:05 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-08-11 15:51:43 UTC

google is the most racist company ever fact

2017-08-11 15:52:20 UTC

Speak american or die <:FeelsBetaMan:313367307193942016>

2017-08-11 15:52:25 UTC

I think I'm depressed

2017-08-11 15:52:30 UTC

who isnt...

2017-08-11 15:52:30 UTC

Ono

2017-08-11 15:52:38 UTC

Tru

2017-08-11 15:52:52 UTC

Wish I could afford a psychologist

2017-08-11 15:53:00 UTC

google is a white surpremist company

2017-08-11 15:53:10 UTC

guys

2017-08-11 15:53:15 UTC

is buying gum an investment?

2017-08-11 15:53:22 UTC

Be you're own psychologist fam

2017-08-11 15:53:32 UTC

Ayy fam that's lit

2017-08-11 15:53:32 UTC

only if it comes with traps

2017-08-11 15:54:00 UTC

i think its an investment in good breath

2017-08-11 15:54:15 UTC

"It looks like you have bipolar personality disorder fam"
"Ayy fam"
"I'm talking to myself"

2017-08-11 15:54:33 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-08-11 15:54:43 UTC

"Ayyy it's lit"

2017-08-11 15:55:02 UTC

jaume is so funny man

2017-08-11 15:55:06 UTC

~~is buying~~ __***soylent***__ ~~is investment~~

2017-08-11 15:55:08 UTC

hahaha nice, he delete his message

2017-08-11 15:55:10 UTC

classic

2017-08-11 15:56:55 UTC

No sรฉ

2017-08-11 15:57:07 UTC

Estoy cansada

2017-08-11 15:58:57 UTC

Wow

2017-08-11 15:58:59 UTC

Wow

2017-08-11 15:59:00 UTC

Wow

2017-08-11 16:00:25 UTC

I feel nothing

2017-08-11 16:02:29 UTC

Y si he estado depresiva por 17 aรฑos?

2017-08-11 16:03:05 UTC

Tbh I don't think I'm depressed I'm not gonna self diagnose myself

2017-08-11 16:04:02 UTC

;-;

2017-08-11 16:04:07 UTC

Ono chat died

2017-08-11 16:04:13 UTC

O nvm i was lagging

2017-08-11 16:04:28 UTC

Tfw your general sadness has lasted for your entire life

2017-08-11 16:04:38 UTC

Nibba needs sleep fam

2017-08-11 16:05:19 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-08-11 16:05:28 UTC

Wow look at this cool guy

2017-08-11 16:05:37 UTC

Sorry I'm a loser

2017-08-11 16:05:38 UTC

Lmao

2017-08-11 16:05:44 UTC

~~I feed it doctor who feels~~ ***;-;***

2017-08-11 16:05:54 UTC

๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค”

2017-08-11 16:05:54 UTC

I am

2017-08-11 16:06:01 UTC

Ono

2017-08-11 16:06:07 UTC

Angery

2017-08-11 16:06:24 UTC

Tbh

2017-08-11 16:06:28 UTC

Thats what i do

2017-08-11 16:06:43 UTC

I haven't cared for anything for some time now

2017-08-11 16:07:07 UTC

```css
>doubt
```

2017-08-11 16:07:15 UTC

I'm fr typi

2017-08-11 16:07:33 UTC

```css
>still doubt
```

2017-08-11 16:07:44 UTC

Stfu

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