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2017-04-29 02:51:34 UTC

I think years of experience beats rumors you've heard on the internet.

2017-04-29 02:51:37 UTC

Triggered?

2017-04-29 02:51:45 UTC

The chat is so boring

2017-04-29 02:51:59 UTC

LISTEN UP U FUCKING SCARED PEACES OF SHIT THIS SCHOOL IS FUCK DEAD!

2017-04-29 02:52:09 UTC

Purebreds are horrible and inbred

2017-04-29 02:52:13 UTC

This is fact

2017-04-29 02:52:13 UTC

Wait, so are Pugs like the sand niggers of dogs? Because they're really unbred?

2017-04-29 02:52:19 UTC

LOL FUCKING ERIC HARRIS I'M DEAD

2017-04-29 02:52:22 UTC

Actually none of my pugs have never had respiratory issues now that I think of it, thank god

2017-04-29 02:52:25 UTC

Fish are better then dogs

2017-04-29 02:52:28 UTC

lets go kill some cops

2017-04-29 02:52:30 UTC

TRIGGERED

2017-04-29 02:52:33 UTC

I hope they never do

2017-04-29 02:52:44 UTC

Nobody likes fish

2017-04-29 02:52:49 UTC

There is no reason to own a fish

2017-04-29 02:52:50 UTC

They cost money

2017-04-29 02:52:54 UTC

You have to clean their shit

2017-04-29 02:52:56 UTC

pathetic

2017-04-29 02:53:01 UTC

And all they fucking do is swim around

2017-04-29 02:53:05 UTC

There's no point to having a fish

2017-04-29 02:53:07 UTC

Ikr like what the fuck

2017-04-29 02:53:09 UTC

1. They cant breathe, and often when they sleep and jolt awake, they have actually stopped breathing because their fucking face is fucked over.
2. They have the same number of teeth as any other dogs, crammed into an extremely small space, leading to a fuck ton more dental problems than any other usual dogs
3. You cant even exercise them in case they fucking die or some shit, at least not as much as other breeds can have exercise.

2017-04-29 02:53:22 UTC

whos under there idenify ur self

2017-04-29 02:53:25 UTC

Nope

2017-04-29 02:53:28 UTC

Same with hamsters or things like that

2017-04-29 02:53:31 UTC

Maybe bunnies

2017-04-29 02:53:33 UTC

There's no point

2017-04-29 02:53:39 UTC

None of my pugs have ever done any of that

2017-04-29 02:53:41 UTC

You can pick them up and pet them maybe

2017-04-29 02:53:44 UTC

1. They cant breathe, and often when they sleep and jolt awake, they have actually stopped breathing because their fucking face is fucked over.
2. They have the same number of teeth as any other dogs, crammed into an extremely small space, leading to a fuck ton more dental problems than any other usual dogs
3. You cant even exercise them in case they fucking die or some shit, at least not as much as other breeds can have exercise.

2017-04-29 02:54:12 UTC

But to be honest, there's no reason to have a pet unless they can walk around and you can actually interact with them

2017-04-29 02:54:25 UTC

"My pugs dont have that" sure, they may not have it severe, but they do indeed have it to some degree

2017-04-29 02:54:36 UTC

@Deleted User they ingest a lot of air, which is why they fart so much. Deal breaker for me.

2017-04-29 02:54:36 UTC

None of my pugs have had dental problems, only one of my pugs rn, and that's because he's very old

2017-04-29 02:54:44 UTC

GET UP EVERYBODY WITH WHITE HATS STAND UP THIS ALL THE SHIT U GIVING US FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS FINE THEN I'LL START SHOOTING ANYWAYS

2017-04-29 02:54:47 UTC

Almost forgot about their fucked tails

2017-04-29 02:54:48 UTC

I love you guys

2017-04-29 02:54:59 UTC

And you can exercise them fine

2017-04-29 02:55:04 UTC

Mhm

2017-04-29 02:55:12 UTC

Have you seen some dogs man

2017-04-29 02:55:15 UTC

@ooo i love you too, maybe

2017-04-29 02:55:20 UTC

"Hugs everyone"

2017-04-29 02:55:22 UTC

Wait

2017-04-29 02:55:25 UTC

Cough clearly yours are some magically cleared case

2017-04-29 02:55:36 UTC

MAYBE? BOYYY

2017-04-29 02:55:40 UTC

Just keep them out of extreme heat, but that applies for all animals really

2017-04-29 02:55:41 UTC

#notallpugs

2017-04-29 02:55:43 UTC

Sup peeps

2017-04-29 02:55:43 UTC

You think im not passionate about this shit when im constantly shouting

2017-04-29 02:55:47 UTC

Extreme heat

2017-04-29 02:55:47 UTC

Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold die from infeclted gun shot wounds to the heads

2017-04-29 02:56:06 UTC

I bet your dog would die in the 40 celsius i had to have mine in one day

2017-04-29 02:56:09 UTC

The columbine basketball team hasn't been the same ever since they lost their 2 best shooters

2017-04-29 02:56:15 UTC

lol

2017-04-29 02:56:23 UTC

@Deleted User use American, please ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-04-29 02:56:31 UTC

I don't use Celsius

2017-04-29 02:56:34 UTC

Aka very hot ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2017-04-29 02:56:34 UTC

Yeah we stupid

2017-04-29 02:56:39 UTC

Nope

2017-04-29 02:56:44 UTC

@Deleted User Isn't it fall there?

2017-04-29 02:56:49 UTC

In cunt land

2017-04-29 02:56:55 UTC

@Deleted User that's about 107?

2017-04-29 02:56:57 UTC

Yeah, you are stupid

2017-04-29 02:57:06 UTC

That was earlier, in summer

2017-04-29 02:57:13 UTC

once the bombs go off second will be like hours god i cant wait

2017-04-29 02:57:13 UTC

They can stay out for a while and play, but you should eventually bring them in for water and relaxing time

2017-04-29 02:57:17 UTC

Lol

2017-04-29 02:57:20 UTC

As you should all dogs

2017-04-29 02:57:25 UTC

9/5 * c + 31 iirc

2017-04-29 02:57:25 UTC

Stay out in 40 degrees

2017-04-29 02:57:27 UTC

Sure man

2017-04-29 02:57:28 UTC

@Deleted User BOY I'M ABOUT TO WHOOP THAT ASS

2017-04-29 02:57:29 UTC

I've never owned a dog

2017-04-29 02:57:31 UTC

I've only had cats

2017-04-29 02:57:40 UTC
2017-04-29 02:57:41 UTC

I get a lot of pussy

2017-04-29 02:57:58 UTC

Cats are cool too but i switched to dog person last year

2017-04-29 02:58:03 UTC

Give me a whoopin'. @ooo

2017-04-29 02:58:08 UTC

u giving use shit for years u giving us all the shit we dont give a shit cause were gonna die doing it

2017-04-29 02:58:08 UTC

Pugs can overheat pretty easy I'll admit that

2017-04-29 02:58:09 UTC

I am a dog & cat man

2017-04-29 02:58:11 UTC

Dogs are so much fun

2017-04-29 02:58:13 UTC

Hmm, I only like bigger dogs that are trained

2017-04-29 02:58:18 UTC

Youll admit it

2017-04-29 02:58:20 UTC

Otherwise they are Jews

2017-04-29 02:58:21 UTC

Look at their face

2017-04-29 02:58:23 UTC

I pet all the dogs

2017-04-29 02:58:37 UTC

They like my beard

2017-04-29 02:58:39 UTC

dovah you will not lay a finger on my dog

2017-04-29 02:58:45 UTC

Have you seen their palate?

2017-04-29 02:58:51 UTC

U WANNA DIE UGH WELL WERE ALL GONNA DIE WERE GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL ANYWAYS

2017-04-29 02:58:54 UTC

sad is a retard

2017-04-29 02:58:56 UTC
2017-04-29 02:58:57 UTC

rodents are GOAT

2017-04-29 02:59:01 UTC
2017-04-29 02:59:05 UTC

Are you conscious of the medical side of it?

2017-04-29 02:59:06 UTC

Rodents unite

2017-04-29 02:59:21 UTC

Reb , theres a nigger over here

2017-04-29 02:59:30 UTC

I've never heard about it

2017-04-29 02:59:31 UTC

Big dogs goat

2017-04-29 02:59:40 UTC

Big dogs too good for this world

2017-04-29 02:59:43 UTC

@nah โ›“ I'm certain your dog is smarter than you are, and can probably make a better determination about who should be petting it.

2017-04-29 02:59:48 UTC

No wonder you still brag about your dog as if its the healthiest shit

2017-04-29 02:59:56 UTC

It would be easiest to cut the best parts of several different dogs and stitch all the parts onto another dog.

2017-04-29 03:00:03 UTC

Why is everyone pinging the wrong person?

2017-04-29 03:00:09 UTC

@Deleted User do it, Rick

2017-04-29 03:00:09 UTC

My dogs are healthy for the most part yes

2017-04-29 03:00:17 UTC

my wrath from janurys inicdent will be godlike not to metion are revenge in commons

2017-04-29 03:00:18 UTC

@olev shut up ugly

2017-04-29 03:00:24 UTC

@dz : (

2017-04-29 03:00:28 UTC

i just murdered a giant mosquito

2017-04-29 03:00:33 UTC

Not anymore. I poisoned your water supply. @Spirit

2017-04-29 03:00:35 UTC

@olev ( :

2017-04-29 03:00:38 UTC

O no

2017-04-29 03:00:45 UTC

like it was massive

2017-04-29 03:00:49 UTC

Not mah water

2017-04-29 03:00:49 UTC

the size of my hand

2017-04-29 03:00:52 UTC

Dani that's not v vegan of u

2017-04-29 03:00:53 UTC

Ok, well when youve looked into the medical aspects of brachycephalic dogs and their various inbred friends you can come back and well have another talk

2017-04-29 03:01:04 UTC

aint no dog want no creepy ass touching her

2017-04-29 03:01:07 UTC

K

2017-04-29 03:01:10 UTC

I'll. need help, Morty. @Deleted User

2017-04-29 03:01:32 UTC

Amy has pink skin.

2017-04-29 03:01:59 UTC

my friend was screaming

2017-04-29 03:02:00 UTC

lmfao

2017-04-29 03:02:04 UTC

i feel like a dad rn

2017-04-29 03:02:37 UTC

its goning to be like vitnenam ,ww2 , the l.a riots, duke and doom, the oklama city bombing I wanna make my last inpersinon on the world

2017-04-29 03:09:07 UTC

Amy has pink skin? Every woman has pink skin in their vagina, Rick.

2017-04-29 03:10:25 UTC

pink skin

2017-04-29 03:10:29 UTC

u wot m8

2017-04-29 03:10:48 UTC

All women are the same color on the inside! Am I right?!

2017-04-29 03:11:21 UTC

@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I admire your dedication

2017-04-29 03:13:01 UTC

Someone is talking about me

2017-04-29 03:13:32 UTC

Okay Morty, you obviously have never had sex with a man before. There is NO pink skin. Burp.

2017-04-29 03:14:14 UTC

I'm sorry I didn't see ma but she is a good meme

2017-04-29 03:14:35 UTC

Be quiet.

2017-04-29 03:14:38 UTC

I'm not really disappointed but it's still not really bad but it's really bad because it's a really bad game

2017-04-29 03:15:59 UTC

Now Morty, come feel this lump in my pants.

2017-04-29 03:16:10 UTC

I'm confused

2017-04-29 03:16:18 UTC

omg, it all comes to the junk in the pants. no thanks

2017-04-29 03:16:20 UTC

I would never have sex with you Rick

2017-04-29 03:17:46 UTC

Not my dick Morty! Geez, what do you think I am, some kind of weirdo? I mean the lump in the BACK of my pants!

2017-04-29 03:18:03 UTC

@ooo Rick has had sex with an entire planet full of people before.

2017-04-29 03:18:28 UTC

UNITY!

2017-04-29 03:18:30 UTC

Nooo

2017-04-29 03:18:45 UTC

Exactly

2017-04-29 03:20:45 UTC

He's ugly, old and GROSS

2017-04-29 03:21:05 UTC

I'm not old!

2017-04-29 03:21:52 UTC

@Deleted User full of the same person*

2017-04-29 03:22:21 UTC

@Deleted User you are a grandfather, Rick

2017-04-29 03:23:02 UTC

*shoots Morty with freeze ray*

2017-04-29 03:23:02 UTC

Ya theirs always little rick ๐Ÿค˜woot little rick yaaaa ๐Ÿค˜

2017-04-29 03:23:14 UTC

show me what you got

2017-04-29 03:24:31 UTC

I got 4 dollars, a rubber band, and some pocket lint.

2017-04-29 03:24:54 UTC

you can buy a few candy bars with that

2017-04-29 03:25:03 UTC

tie them together with the rubber band

2017-04-29 03:25:08 UTC

and then eat all of them at once

2017-04-29 03:25:30 UTC

What do I do with the pocket lint?

2017-04-29 03:26:38 UTC

Yo charlie

2017-04-29 03:26:41 UTC

Hold me closer charlie dozer

2017-04-29 03:26:43 UTC

Everyone hates u

2017-04-29 03:26:50 UTC

How's it feel

2017-04-29 03:27:07 UTC

get morty to hold you

2017-04-29 03:27:27 UTC

I'm frozen

2017-04-29 03:27:35 UTC

It's Charlie

2017-04-29 03:27:41 UTC

Now I see why they hate u

2017-04-29 03:27:46 UTC

Charlie the faggot

2017-04-29 03:27:49 UTC

hehe

2017-04-29 03:28:17 UTC

*knocks Morty over, shattering him into 5836732.5888888... Pieces*

2017-04-29 03:28:46 UTC

how can I have pieces in decimal form?

2017-04-29 03:28:47 UTC

Problem solved.

2017-04-29 03:29:03 UTC

It's a fraction of a piece

2017-04-29 03:29:10 UTC

Um.. no. Not everyone hates Charlie

2017-04-29 03:29:36 UTC

i love The Use Of capital letter

2017-04-29 03:29:49 UTC

Oops

2017-04-29 03:29:55 UTC

What's your moms maiden name? @ooo

2017-04-29 03:30:16 UTC

Why?

2017-04-29 03:30:28 UTC

I need to get to know you better.

2017-04-29 03:30:33 UTC
2017-04-29 03:30:41 UTC

address too please

2017-04-29 03:30:58 UTC

@ooo what is your favorite banking website?

2017-04-29 03:31:09 UTC

Nah, that's okay. I can already figure that out. @carlsbad

2017-04-29 03:31:17 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ณ

2017-04-29 03:31:18 UTC

//

2017-04-29 03:31:21 UTC

\\

2017-04-29 03:31:26 UTC

\\\

2017-04-29 03:31:29 UTC

\\\\

2017-04-29 03:31:31 UTC

\\\\\

2017-04-29 03:31:37 UTC

/\

2017-04-29 03:31:47 UTC

delet this

2017-04-29 03:32:10 UTC

"Playing children in my furnace" ?

2017-04-29 03:32:10 UTC

*unfreezes mortys buts and pieces and uses the device that turns inanimate objects sentient on them*

2017-04-29 03:32:12 UTC

Oh charlie.. I'll tell you anything you want to know; )

2017-04-29 03:32:19 UTC

that's weird

2017-04-29 03:32:40 UTC

Anything but the obvious stuff

2017-04-29 03:32:44 UTC

@Deleted User your profile might have a typo

2017-04-29 03:33:05 UTC

yeah it should be spelled clyde

2017-04-29 03:33:11 UTC

Playing children in my furnace

2017-04-29 03:33:18 UTC

oh

2017-04-29 03:33:25 UTC

it should still be spelled clyde

2017-04-29 03:33:25 UTC

Thank you. Thats been bugging me

2017-04-29 03:33:54 UTC

Ah shit

2017-04-29 03:33:57 UTC

@carlsbad you lack imagination

2017-04-29 03:33:58 UTC

I can't change my name

2017-04-29 03:34:20 UTC

@Deleted User password is in your safe at home Rick?

2017-04-29 03:34:42 UTC

No, no.

2017-04-29 03:34:44 UTC

what

2017-04-29 03:34:49 UTC

Playing children in my furnace

2017-04-29 03:34:54 UTC

yeh

2017-04-29 03:34:57 UTC

thats exactlyright

2017-04-29 03:35:12 UTC

huh

2017-04-29 03:35:20 UTC

my name is spelt clyd

2017-04-29 03:35:25 UTC

Playing children in my furnace

2017-04-29 03:35:26 UTC

you niggers

2017-04-29 03:35:28 UTC

yeah

2017-04-29 03:35:30 UTC

my name is spelled charlie dozer

2017-04-29 03:35:42 UTC

so what, are you jelos u cant play with kids in a furnace??

2017-04-29 03:35:50 UTC

yor just jelos

2017-04-29 03:35:57 UTC

Playing WITH children in my furnace?

2017-04-29 03:36:04 UTC

Hold on

2017-04-29 03:36:11 UTC

playing kids in my furnace

2017-04-29 03:36:23 UTC

'kids in my furnace' must be a terrible band or something

2017-04-29 03:36:29 UTC

no

2017-04-29 03:36:42 UTC

If I'm not back in 10 minutes, I don't know, do whatever.

2017-04-29 03:36:55 UTC

@Deleted User I was going to do that anyway

2017-04-29 03:38:22 UTC

heaven's not my kind of place anyway

2017-04-29 03:38:40 UTC

Hey guys

2017-04-29 03:38:45 UTC

hi guy

2017-04-29 03:38:51 UTC

And ladies; if there's any here

2017-04-29 03:38:57 UTC

Heaven sounds boring

2017-04-29 03:39:04 UTC

You're boring

2017-04-29 03:39:13 UTC

odam

2017-04-29 03:39:15 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ญ

2017-04-29 03:39:26 UTC

<:feels:280645240572870656>

2017-04-29 03:39:28 UTC

@ooo now you're acting like Summer

2017-04-29 03:39:34 UTC

Lol

2017-04-29 03:39:52 UTC

Ugh

2017-04-29 03:39:53 UTC

"Scripture refers to three heavens."

2017-04-29 03:39:55 UTC

This bitch

2017-04-29 03:40:04 UTC

I joined a support group for people with tourettes, they told me to fuck off

2017-04-29 03:40:20 UTC

Sad go away

2017-04-29 03:40:32 UTC

Question: "What is Heaven like?"

Answer: Heaven is a real place described in the Bible. The word โ€œheavenโ€ is found 276 times in the New Testament alone. Scripture refers to three heavens. The apostle Paul was โ€œcaught up to the third heaven,โ€ but he was prohibited from revealing what he experienced there (2 Corinthians 12:1-9).

2017-04-29 03:40:40 UTC

That is some truth ^

2017-04-29 03:41:57 UTC

HI! My name is

2017-04-29 03:42:06 UTC

Huh? My name is

2017-04-29 03:42:07 UTC

Say it and I'll block you

2017-04-29 03:42:12 UTC

Bitch

2017-04-29 03:42:14 UTC

uh

2017-04-29 03:42:17 UTC

uhh

2017-04-29 03:42:18 UTC

uhhh

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