would it eat your dick

I'm relatively calm lol

Just in pain and I wanna sleep XD

@Maki Roll No you do you really just wont realize it

I get really depressed and cry basically every night for no particular reason

That reminds me of the time i had stomach flu in school

and had to sit through a pep rally

because FUCK school toilets

seriously

You cry? I had some friends that cried they had REALLY bad pains

Cramps

Oh god

Man dont hold it in dude

no i didnt cry but it hurt really fucking bad

You girls have cramps don't you?

i dont cry at a lot of thigns

Its different for every girl

im really not someone who cries

I have cramps before mine

Some have it so bad they're on the floor crying

^

Also that must suck for you guys

Me once or twice

Also i noticed one thing women have lower pain threshholds than men

I only get pain for the first day which is a blessing

women have higher pain threshholds

Really?

yes

I think thats variant?

yes

Do they

Woah

😂

i always notice women dont take pain as well as guys

Slav stonk

I think some women are just dramatic 😂

but then again it varies a lot guy by guy

like me i dont cry easily

^

its both 🤔

i really dont

I cry

a family member died and i look like an absolute dick because i didnt cry

When i hit my fucking leg on my counter

or even tear up

And scratch it like a motherfucker

i dont know whats wrong with me

Well i did basically have a silent fit on the plane due to my ear pain but i didnt cry for the umm 20 minutes of it

Its cool I have that issue too

But I feel like a fucking Sociopath because of it.

I cant find a way to cry

but i know why

i really do

My pain threshhold i built it up

after years of abuse and shit

from my stepdad

AYE ABUSE BUDDY

Oh god

I feel bad for you

Oh my god I am a terrible person

Same has happened to me

So my pain threshhold

is really high

I cry very easily because as i kid i cried so much 😂😂😂 but only when i start crying

but thats a blessing and a curse

I had something wrong with my ear for years that was driving me insane. Like it always was itching, inside! Finally got a doctor to believe me about it and they took a close look. There was a tiny hair rubbing against my eardrum causing the problem.

because

For YEARS?

HOW MANY

if i got in a deadly fight

My dad was complaining about something similar.

I should have him go to the doc.

About 9 years

i wouldnt feel it

as bad

Dude u shouldve gone way earlier

and could end up dying

@Emma it could have been fly egs

*eggs

My parents didn't believe me and it wasn't up to me to go to the doctor until I was 18.

Wow

...What a bunch of assholes

sounds like my mom and stepdad

Wow

we're poor

Fuck them

They never believe me about medical issues.

so going to the doctor is hard

I wouldve identified it immediately as that sort of issue

🤔

holy shit same thing here

**Kaycie**

my parents are stingy about doctor visits at all

which really sucks

i remember i was 5 years old

Wassup fam

l hate the doctors anyway

i puked my guts out basically into a toilet

Weird, ironically My School didnt believe I had medical issues even with doctors notes and they still caleld cps multiple times

my stepdad said

I hate dentisy and hospitals

**Why did the bike fall over**

My dad won't go to the doctor for anything himself and disapproves of any one else doing it. And my mom is just absolutely convinced I'm a pathological liar.

Im fine with doctors

Oh god....Why?

**It was too tired**

PLS STOP LOL XD

*Proceeds to die of laughter because is vulnerable to puns*

"you lying little cunt you just put fruit in there you fucker your going to school"

i went to school

puked EVERYWHERE

Oh god

It could've been a weapon

guys

I feel horrible now

MY stepdad absolutely thought i'd kill my little brother also

which is why he hated me

SLIME SLIME

just ate a bomb ass salad

he thought i'd kill him for no reason

**KNOCK KNOCK**

WHOS THERE

Oh i went to school after i ate some off breakfast and puked into my sisters lap

**DOCTOR**

no

I remember one time

give me the news

Ask it

i was a fifth grader

LOL

ASK IT

no

i was really tardy to class

they assumed i was skipping

ASKK ITTTTT

OMFG XD

so when i got home

MY STOMACH XD

i know your dirty tricks

i was belted and forced to pick up cigarette butts

that was fun

😂

You know nothing

Alright

Now ask it

oh and the time i got beat for saying a movie was communist without knowing what communist meant

....doctor who

*Dies of laughter*

True story, I ran out of my School once just dashed the fuck on out of their

XD XD XD ON H SO FUCKINGN UNBT

NMRMWKIIJj7

**HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA**

@Your Access to chat is suspended i had BAD anger issues

i threw a chair at a kid

Omfg my stomach is going to burst

i was bullied a lot

Ok so this one time

and this one time i snapped

**Kaycie**

Uh oh

**Go listen to Muse**

Same tbh I wasnt angry at people I mean I was but I used to grind my fist into rugs

I'm eating cookies

and ya

i started yelling and screaming at this kid cursing them the fuck out

**Right now**

and threw a chair at them

>o> Make me

**Y'know the song "And i'm feeeling gooood"**

holy shit dont drink NOS energy drink

Fuck yeah dude

**They made it**

this shit makes me so jittery waht the fuck

i love nos

Okay now I'm going to listen lol

I really didnt want to go to school, so halfway through the bus ride i just remembered i forgot my blazer, walked back home a few km and when i got back my parents were soo mad

@Spirit cooooookiiiieeeess

According to one of the teachers I had apparently I threw a big ass desk across a class room when all I did was push it out of the way in anger

**Here's a recommendation**

**Do you like bass**

also

i like ass

So do i

anyone ever have to wear school uniforms

I like both 😄

Then

Nope

me

I wear school unifrom all the time

Go listen to Reapers

i fucking hate school uniforms

i dont have to wear one anymore

Supermassive Black Hole

Go listen to parapper the rapper best artist

but i hate them

school uniforms need to die

AND Knights of Cydonia

that was all i could wear

ALL i could wear

Dont even talkto me

These fuckers are amazing

as i couldnt afford clothes

Oh god you're gonna make me go on a Science Binge if you mention anymore space stuff

yeet no uniforms

Spppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

*Ahem*

i had to wear my uniform to everywhere i went

sucked ass

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

also.

**Universeeeeeeeee**

glad i dont have them anymore

guess what i got detention for in the beginning of the year?

STAAAAHP

as a female i wear the Shitty Skirt tm

not wearing uniform?

WEARING A WHITE BELT INSTEAD OF A BLACK/BROWN ONE.

👏 I'm in college so I don't have to where a uniform

Let me show you

The path to music

Muse is fucking amazing

Dude i got a detention for not wearing a fucking TAB TIE

Wow

I was gonna say something as I was typing this but I dont even remember

anyone else here a punk asshole who has no respect for authority due to bad shit

**SHOOT I-**

Dont be edgy pls

if i get wrote up again it wont be detention it'll be the alternative education program

wish me luck guys

THATS WHAT IM SAYINB MAN

*Grabs knife*

I got detention a lot for stuff that wasn't my fault but those people were assholes I still have a lot of respect for good disciplinarians

Peebis.

**AND THIS CHAOS IT DEFIES IMAGINATIONNN**

Pagina

@Maki Roll last time i got detention it was for a joke

okay it was a dick move but still

LOL

My face is tired.

i told a kid who played violin

that he sucked

to his face

Wow

like i just went up to him and said "you suck dick get good"

Can't take criticism smh

I almost got detention for ''writing on a desk'' ahem I wasn't actually writing on the desk the teacher thought I was so ya know what she did? She takes me out of the classroom right, the class bell has not even rung yet so class wasn't even started to begin with she takes me out and starts screaming and yelling at me getting me pissed off for no real reason no matter how many times I said I wasnt drawing on said desk I even told her to go look at the desk I mean she was legit up in my face screaming and yelling and shit so I pushed her out of my way because she was up in my face screaming and yelling and her spit got on me which was fucking gross

Got in trouble for accidentally leaving the class in 4thgrade when we were meant to stay behind... i completely forgot about it being my age

Aye at least you were a Real Motherfucka

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i do that all the time