That's awesome

I'm going to be a damn Hulk with my frustration pent up

I'll need help with putting on a condom.

Again

Lady

Could be a lady of the night

Professional

What if she says she's on the pill?

Should I go with it or wear protection?

I'd say go for protection. There's always the possiblity that she's lying. It happens far more often than feminists are willing to admit. Also, even if it is being taken, it's not 100% guarenteed. So doubling up on protection can help.

Cool

Thanks Emma

What if is a grill

You need different protection then

Also, does it matter if I'm on top or bottom?

Not really.

Cool

I'd always go for protection either way

Better safe than sorry

Good point

I love the fugg but hate the kids

Penis flavored condoms for that complete "like it's not even there" experience.

I like kids, but not babies

You are a kid

Wait, why would a condom have flavouring?

Blowjobs

Ohhhh

Why not

Kids and sex talk in the same conversation. Nice.

Nice

The puss has taste budds

Funny that I am a kid. Lol

Doesn't it cause thrush if you go in the puss puss with a flavored condom

http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/the-biggest/top-10-best-tasting-condoms-currently-on-the-market/

Thanks

They're real

I wanted to know how they taste for the future

Bacon flavored condoms!!!!

Getting more advice on a Discord server than sex ed in school

I need these.

Who doesnt

When you are too full to eat but need some beacon

I'd imagine a banana flavored condom is pretty nice

Emma, you have any more sex advice?

Have sex is the best one

Yup

I'm talking to a girl now that I could booty call

But I don't like that

I'd rather be with someone

Dont rape is in the top 10

Same

actually top 50 at best

Good advice

No rape

Why not?

...

I think that's pretty obvious

Elaborate

Geez, 2-D, go find a hooker already!

I'm 13...

Three years to go

Take a trip to Amsterdam

I'm sure you could still find a willing hooker somewhere.

I'm not gonna put someone in prison

I went, didn't fuck a hooker though

She'd only go to prison if you went to the police and told them you fucked a hooker.

Yup

What's the point in that

I might be a whore.

But what if a friend of mine told them?!

How would you be maybe a whore?

If you're a whore, will you fuck me Emma?

What? How would your friends know who the hooker was? Would take them with you? Geez!

If a whore looks at you, you have a three in five chance of becoming one yourself.

Whore's can only see movement, just stay still.

I can't get out of my wheelchair @Katnipkitkat!

So call a call girl when your parents aren't around.

@Emma Oh... shit... am I a whore? I've seen many a whore, looked em right in the eye

What's a call girl?

No just no

A secret sex worker

If you don't know then stop asking about dating/sex advice.

Basically

This needs to stop

A female escort

That fucks on the job

@Katnipkitkat Can you explain what a call girl is in deep detail.

No.

If you take payments in ramen packets, are you still a prostitute?

Ha ha ha

they probably make less money than reply girls

A very desperate one

@huell_Clover Can you explain?

@Ian kek

very kek

Call girls are a simple concept

Tell me then

2-D, nobody here is your own personal Google.

"A call girl or female escort is a sex worker who does not display her profession to the general public; nor does she usually work in an institution like a brothel, although she may be employed by an escort agency."

I'm not gonna google it

Google it

|That was google

How do I recruit a call girl?

I'm not a degenerate so I can't answer that

I am on a 27 year long dry spell.

Am I a degenerate?

No

I was trying to make a joke

I'm not funny

Dry spell?

Will the call girl fuck me?

Degenerates are the only hope for humanity's long term survival.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

OK

Seriously, how do I recruit call girls?

this is getting old lol

The easiest ones to get are always undercover cops.

Really?

You're 13 2-D

And?

Take that tent you're pitching down

1. not legal yet and 2. they cost

What tent?

The one so tall we can see it from here.

2-D is totally a troll, right?

I don't get the metaphor

Hormonal teen with a boner. That's what it is.

Yup

Yep

Pitchin' a tent

You've never heard that before?

Nope

I just can't believe anyone would know so little, got to be a troll.

I'm not a troll

I'm just a crippled teenager with a boner

Who has a dream

the boner's dream

^^^^^

For a hormonal 13 year old, actually knows more than I expected.

Thank you

I knew way more than that when I was 12, and most of that I just figured out from watching regular prime time TV shows.

Like what?

Sex is more taboo these days. Sex ed is even more of a joke and mainstream TV is more sanitized.

@vegeta Join a vc

No

Why

Why should I?

I bet you sex ed nowadays

Is all about sexual identity

I also used to sneak downstairs and watch the cable channels in the middle of the night when my parents were sleeping.

Instead of actual sex education

Pretty much

Maybe in California

I actually doubt it tho

What about UK 2-D what kind of bullshit am I missing out on?

Left school like 5 years ago no idea what I'm missing out on

i forgot temperature regulation

how could i forget temperature regularion

i forigt......... twnperpature relguaelion......

What the fuck

Are you talking about

I'm just learning about the Female reproductive system @huell_Clover

i just took a tetst and it was "3 things the skin do" and i could only remember 2

I had sex ed in the very early 2000s and literally all it was was "you're going to get boners" for the guys and "you're going to bleed every month from now on" for the girls. That's it.

Nothing more.

THY DONT TEAHC YOU ANYTHJG. ITS BULLSHIT.

We got to fuck around with condoms and shit

Super fun

DONT EVENE TEACH U HOW TO MAKE A LADY SQUIRT.

Threw a condom at my friend's face

Got detention

I just wanna know how to pick up hot girls

Well

You're 13

School is bullshit

Probably won't happen for a while

@vegeta memes

I can wait

Didn't do it until I was almost 17

They only teach to have you pass a test, they don't teach you to learn

^

Yup

I'd wanna get in a relationship when I'm 17

This conversation is taking a better turn @Your Access to chat is suspended please carry on

rip

^^^

thats true for the entirety of school up until uni, even then the professors just wanna make $ tho

Yup

I don't know whether I wanna go to college

Gotta make them greens, but at least make an effort in doing ur job

Well depends some of them love it

do it

Up to you man

I still remember learning how recessive and dominant genes work from school.

Depends what you want to do as a job

college is really the only way to get a job you'd want

ive seen it around me

even then its hard

Oh yeah and the whole tell a teacher if youre being bullied and it'l be handled is possibly the most absolute lie the schools will tell you lmao

I don't know what job i want to get when I grow up

A TEACHER JUST GOT FIRED FOR BULLYING A STUDENT LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO.

NO JOKE.

gg

nice

das a good school

What did he/she do?

My teacher bullied me for doing something I wasn't even doing

Who the hell calls a kid a "sorry ass liar"? And the funny this is, this is the best school in the state.

I don't care what job I get as long as it's full time and pays enough for me to eat, sleep somewhere and be happy with myself

Then I'm good

I ain't picky

people in my school talk about an old teacher who got fired for saying her black students wouldve been slaves and her white students would have been owners in british colony times

she was also a **science teacher**

Whaaaaaaaa

She thought I was drawing on my desk and she took me out of the classroom and started screaming and yelling at me like the fuck then she claimed I punched her when I didn't punch her and she took me into a corner where their were no cameras around so their would be no proof

what the **fuk**

if i went to a public school my teachers would all be sued

i mean

She was getting all up in my face so I pushed her slightly out of my way because she was legit in my face screaming at me

I've had both good and bad teachers.

you could still sue them in a private school?

itd just be harder

Lmao I had a teacher once say I picked up an entire desk and through it across the entire other side of the classroom

I'm miserable as fuck right now so I'm watching The Darjeeling Limited to try and cheer up

I got a C last year in math with a bad teacher, an A this year with a good one- could be a coincidence but Uhhh

Wes Anderson has a way of charming me

People need to care about education.

You know whats good with all my experiences tho? I never actually got in trouble lmao even with that detention slip

my teachers have usually been pretty chill

Don't be a teacher unless you want to teach???? Like????????????????

Whats the point????????????

worse ive had, i think ive said it before, me and a kid were late at the same time, the other kid doesnt have to go get a pass because hes special ed

and even then thats somewhat reasonable

Some teachers just hand you packets and just go on their phones lmao

still kinda shitty to do right infront of me

I had a teacher be on her phone when I was doing my regents and it was distracting as fuck like dude what the fuck

regents?

If you want a all pay no work job dont choose teaching

A test you need to pass in order to graduate

thats children's future man

oh

lit\

One guy who bullied me in middle school later turned up at a gas station I was working at while in high school. I said fuck you, I'm not selling you any gas and I don't give a shit if you tell the manager, go buy your gas somewhere else, and he left.

edgy

Rip

you still shoulda sold him gas tho id take his money

Sumbody holdssss a grudggggeeee

I'm good with people who used to bully me

I have grudges dating back to 1982.

I don't hold grudges