oops just forgot

i am sterilized doofus

You're sick dani, sick.

good

i have a daughter LOL

Cut her then.

Please remove Victoria from the premises

^^^^^^^^^^^^

no

(s)he is blessed mod

agreed

remove victoria

death to mods!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

press 1 to kill victoria

She is bourgeois

11111111111

I will reclaim the holy land!

The holy land is this server.

we will reclaim <#228754920050786315>

Woah woah woah wait we cant kill Victoria

We must take her modership, THEN kill her

yes

unlimited power!

I forgot i had discord on my phone

And force her to kiss me on the cheek!

I dont think her boyfriend would like that

or her husband

If my girlfriend kissed someone on the cheek, id have to beat his ass

He won't enjoy her dying

but we will

I don't understand your point

for the glory of <#228754920050786315>

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

@Katnipkitkat you still online?

I'm here JLC.

Oh, I was distracted watching a guy do a blind play through of an indie game called The Cat Lady.

You know what game I want to play?

I was going to join the AFK vc but its too late now

I have to go to class

why do you want me

deaded.

we will have you killeded by midnight

killeded 😦

what me do

🔫

LOL this is funny, dude yelling USE THE FREAKIN' CAT GRABBER!!!!

@Bunny. ✧*･ﾟ because death to mods thats why

Unless you make me a mod, then its okay

she can't do that goofy

Hi

Hi dani my lord

hello

Dani is your lord?

duh

why do you want mod

so bad

i need mod so i can ban all the uglee

Yeah dani is my lord you got a problem?

Because i want the power to harness the energy of the mods to become the Mod God

^

Tbh

fair enough

i have martin shkreli mod

that's all that matters

Praise be to the business cuck

And to ban all the cool kids

Losers only

praises

We are plotting our revolution on another server

We number in the hundreds

You will not handle the red hordes

Can we be the blue hordes?

Red is just so, angry

Can we be the green hordes because green is good

Hmm. So the discord is the most dead at this time

^

I second that

yeah

NEETs are asleep lol

All in favor, say I

What is a neet?

it means fat and ugly

Not in education working or traingung

I think

Just a ssad kunt

Hobo.

That's mean

ok neet

I may be fat and i may be ugly but thags just hurtful

👍🏻

My eyes are inverting

That feel when youre eyes invert

Lmao you give part of your salary to a guy on YouTube

And all you got was red text

LOL

#worthit

Dani

Tell me the dirt

I earn no money 😂

it's nothing juicy

I'm finna press hit on the propoganda machine

just lots of lying c

But I need to corroborate

UGH! Went to buy cigarettes looking like a dork because I forgot I had a breathe right nose strip on, they only had 5 packs when I wanted a carton, and I had a rock in my sock. :/

rock the sock boi

Sucks to be you

ok...

rock'em sock'em robots

You know how it feels to walk into a flight and then realise its the wrong flight

And forget to refer to the sergeant

😹👍🏻

Did i kill chat or did chat die by itself? 🤔😀😆

Im going to stop using emojis before i start using them unironically

Its time to stop

chat is kill

no u

;69

Pull off big chunks of lip skin.

hey

Ouch

My brother got a filling at the dentist, and then later that day ate a chunk out of his lip and didn't know until my mom saw him and freaked

shit

lol

yummy

I almost did that recently. Only drew a little blood, now I make sure to not eat until all the Novacaine wears off.

I have to go back again Monday to get more cavities filled.

Yeah.... you're supposed to be very careful the rest of the day until the numbing wears off.

I'm usually good by about an hour or so after I leave the dentist office.

There's no way to get an actual chunk of your lip off by accident. You'd still feel the pulling. What happens instead is accidently biting off some of the dead skin on top that's not ready to come off, so there isn't enough new skin under it, so you bleed.

If it's way, way too soon, there'll be a lot of blood and it'll look bad.

The lip has the thinnest skin on your body. There is not much there.

Well, I realized I was trying to bite into my lip because it was not easy to bite through like the food I was eating so I stopped and checked, just a little blood.

**WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME**

I wouldn't eat anything until very, very late into that day. Nothing tastes right, it's difficult to eat, it's just all wrong.

oh it's unlocked!
Hello~

Maybe you're the Tokyo ghoul

Doesn't usually affect taste for me. This last time was my upper teeth so my tongue was completely uninvolved in the situation.

@Emma try coffee

I don't like coffee.

I hate coffee.

It's like drinking mud.

Well if you turn ghouls that's the only thing you can drink

Why do people like this stuff? It's so nasty.

It's addiction

The only thing in it that's addicting is the caffiene and there's plenty of other sources that doesn't taste like something squeezed out someone's ass.

> not liking to eat ass

Why live

I like the smell of coffee, but hate the taste.

eh, I like both

Joke's aside it tastes like acidic snot mixed with puke if you don't add 30% sugar

The smell isn't the worst but it does basically taste like eating dirt.

The worst part is the aftertaste

oh

If it's going to be a sugary mess why not just go with Dr. Pepper or any other drink like that which tastes 10000% better and has the caffiene you crave.

It's so acidic you have to clean teeths

I love Dr. Pepper, but they don't have it on the store shelves here. If I really want it I have to order it from Amazon.jp

tbh though suggary coffee is better than diet cola/soda really

Amazon in my country doesn't have that.

Dr pepper is shit though

Just like coffee

Most soft drinks common in stores here are not sold on our Amazon.

wow

Just fucking drink tea

Best drink big time

The only tea I like is sun tea you brew yourself.

Sun tea is not tea at all

But it's hard to make here because I'm in a north facing apartment and I'm worried if I put it outside someone will steal it.

I have 3 main beverages: diet coke/pepsi, ice tea w/milk, and ice cocoa.

Doesn't have tea plant

I don't drink sugary drinks at all

Like raw tea and water is all I ever drink

I only drink the odd red lemonade or two along with coffee and tea

I would drink more water, but the water here is beyond terrible.

And has actually made me sick before.

dang

Who is Alex Jones

What are filters

It **should** improve soon because thy're building a new water treatment plant.

I don't like water unless I have been really hard at work and am tired, hot, sweaty, and thirsty.

yeah where I'm at usually the only filtered water in most homes is the kitchen and utility. My dad was a plumber and done it to the rest of the pipes. makes every tap in the house drinkable

Water is the best and most natural drink

But all water except bottled water here is radioactive

It turns frogs gay

For most of human history, drinking water was probably going to kill you.

That's absolutely not true Emma

It's only in the last century when water treatment became common that it has become practical to drink it casually.

We've been drinking water for almost 3 billion years

When I used to work on the cleaning staff of an office building we weren't allowed to carry water to drink so I would have to go into the storage room in the back of the bathroom and drink from the faucent if I was nearing heat stroke.

It's rare. Not common as we did need water to survive

ever wonder why cities are near rivers?

Humans had been very careless with their water, dumping waste into it.

and yet some aren't

They were near rivers because rivers were natural roads.

Mostly India is

Not to have water to drink.

Wrong, it's a water source

that and to drink, Emma. you forgot how important water source and water ways are in history

Out immune system was fucked up with the invention of hygiene and cooking food

Those very same human cities were careless with their waste and dumped it right into the rivers.

That's why it wasn't safe to drink the water near cities.

Yeah, drink up steam dump downstream

Human feces was just dumped right into it.

You do realize that people emptied their shit buckets on the streets

Right out the windows

but their waste wasn't as bad as some of ours today. As well as that they did throw buckets out the window like Comrade said

middle ages were fuckin' terrible by jayus

The big cities were horrible. The stench was heard for miles away

I would like to hear a smell

you get what they mean

Ye

He does

Some people probably can hear smells, there is that condition where some people can see sound.

Anyways it's just most of the history people who couldn't handle water died out

Like all animals do

But now we have teapots, sanitation and medicine

And we fucked ourselves

well it hasn't been recorded in humans yet, so we'll see.
the seeing smells that is.

unless its gas and wind we see their effects

@Katnipkitkat in many languages the verb to sense smell it to hear

One of my favorite movie quotes is "Listen! Do you smell that?" XD

mine is "An eye for an eye makes the world go blind"

Its weird but true

It;s the cause of war, love

Unless it's to cease violence

.....man, I'm going too deep again. Apologies

Don't get me started on deep shit

I ate mushroom soup today

I have a character who basically thinks very deep

Double dose

I mean his main quote is just wow too deep what have I written

Sometimes I just get annoyed that I can't just stab someone.

I will be referred to as Goku from now on and if you guys do not call me by that name you are dragonball phobic and guilty of hate speech and violating my human rights.

depends on the motive if you want my response.

also okay

@mioヅ fuck off Yamcha

There is a lot of stuff I just don't do because it is stuff you can get punished for and the what I would want to do isn't worth the punishment.

Dude I feel you

Feeling and action are two different things. Feeling that way is fine long as you don't act upon it

I have this constant idea that cutting women in parts and feeding them to cats would help me feel normal

I'd call you a sociopath, but I doubt you'd do it

There are some things I want to steal because I don't have the money to buy them, but I don't want to get in trouble, so I don't steal it.

That's a quote from a movie @Jagged

@Sarcastro sheer considence~

If I had some super power like being able to stop time or something I would totally steal the fuck out of a lot of places.

What are you implying?

I would steal all the pantsu

Make a pantsu throne

Crusty and aromatic

I'd steal a ps4 and a bunch of games.