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2017-04-04 20:01:16 UTC

to u

2017-04-04 20:01:27 UTC

Yes.

2017-04-04 20:01:30 UTC

Gibberish

2017-04-04 20:01:41 UTC

Complete gibberish.

2017-04-04 20:02:12 UTC

Basically if youve ever seen someone on april 13th walking around with a zadiqc shirt and horns

2017-04-04 20:02:22 UTC

then run

2017-04-04 20:02:27 UTC

Why?

2017-04-04 20:02:32 UTC

Sounds fun.

2017-04-04 20:02:40 UTC

it's homestuck

2017-04-04 20:02:42 UTC

What level are you two at

2017-04-04 20:02:48 UTC

idk

2017-04-04 20:02:48 UTC

^^^^

2017-04-04 20:02:59 UTC

y... do u care

2017-04-04 20:03:09 UTC

Explain!

2017-04-04 20:03:16 UTC

I have no idea what you're talking about.

2017-04-04 20:03:22 UTC

4/13

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is the anniversary

2017-04-04 20:03:33 UTC

I am on 20 levels my dude

2017-04-04 20:03:37 UTC

of homestuck

2017-04-04 20:03:37 UTC

๐Ÿ’ฅ <:feels:280645240572870656> ๐Ÿ”ซ

2017-04-04 20:04:01 UTC

fine my dude

2017-04-04 20:04:07 UTC

i am only on 2 levels my

2017-04-04 20:04:10 UTC

dude

2017-04-04 20:04:11 UTC

What the Hell is Homestuck?!

2017-04-04 20:04:22 UTC

how many levels are u on my dude

2017-04-04 20:04:26 UTC

I don't know some comic

2017-04-04 20:04:29 UTC

Som3 comic about kids

2017-04-04 20:04:30 UTC

0

2017-04-04 20:04:38 UTC

Level 0

2017-04-04 20:04:50 UTC

u aren't on any layers of irony?

2017-04-04 20:04:54 UTC

lame

2017-04-04 20:05:47 UTC

Pizza.

2017-04-04 20:06:44 UTC

I wonder when Rep's chat is gonna have 300 regulars? XD

2017-04-04 20:07:09 UTC

Maybe someday

2017-04-04 20:07:12 UTC

one day

2017-04-04 20:09:28 UTC

Never.

2017-04-04 20:10:56 UTC

No cuz then I won't feel special anymore lol

2017-04-04 20:11:34 UTC

@๐Ÿ’งHisoMachi๐Ÿ’– Can you implore Repzion to make me my own title?

2017-04-04 20:12:22 UTC

Idk u ask him ll

2017-04-04 20:12:26 UTC

Ask victoria when she's on

2017-04-04 20:12:52 UTC

Okay.

2017-04-04 20:14:36 UTC

do u guys know eachother

2017-04-04 20:14:37 UTC

irl

2017-04-04 20:14:43 UTC

Nope.

2017-04-04 20:14:48 UTC

lmao k

2017-04-04 20:16:10 UTC

Thankfully not

2017-04-04 20:16:14 UTC

Otherwise

2017-04-04 20:16:23 UTC

๐Ÿ’ฅ <:feels:280645240572870656> ๐Ÿ”ซ

2017-04-04 20:16:38 UTC

Guttennacht meine nutten.

2017-04-04 20:16:43 UTC

Yes

2017-04-04 20:16:51 UTC

guessing there's a big age gap

2017-04-04 20:16:59 UTC

Yes

2017-04-04 20:18:05 UTC

What made you think we knew each other?

2017-04-04 20:18:20 UTC

Both equally handicapped I would assume.

2017-04-04 20:18:28 UTC

<:feels:280645240572870656>

2017-04-04 20:18:31 UTC

Rekt

2017-04-04 20:18:59 UTC

Back bitches!

2017-04-04 20:19:14 UTC

***tosses gun over to charlie***

2017-04-04 20:19:49 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ญ

2017-04-04 20:19:50 UTC

Do it

2017-04-04 20:20:07 UTC

Shoot me Charlie!

2017-04-04 20:20:11 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-04-04 20:20:23 UTC

I have no will to continue.

2017-04-04 20:20:43 UTC

angst alert

2017-04-04 20:22:31 UTC

*leaves*

2017-04-04 20:22:37 UTC

Bah fuck it, I'll shoot you.

2017-04-04 20:22:50 UTC

But her box so desert and our be so dro

2017-04-04 20:22:50 UTC

Charlie is too much of a fag.

2017-04-04 20:23:58 UTC

Shoot me as well.

2017-04-04 20:24:35 UTC

Who you think I would shoot?

2017-04-04 20:24:43 UTC

Me.

2017-04-04 20:24:49 UTC

Please.

2017-04-04 20:24:53 UTC

Correct

2017-04-04 20:25:10 UTC

Yay!

2017-04-04 20:25:36 UTC

Where did charlie go?

2017-04-04 20:26:02 UTC

He ran

2017-04-04 20:26:08 UTC

^

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Like a coward.

2017-04-04 20:26:46 UTC

Bitchboy charlie.

2017-04-04 20:26:53 UTC

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

2017-04-04 20:27:18 UTC

He's going to come back and beat me like me daddy.

2017-04-04 20:27:34 UTC

Already getting aroused of the thought.

2017-04-04 20:27:43 UTC

Sexually?

2017-04-04 20:27:56 UTC

If so, can I join?

2017-04-04 20:28:05 UTC

No.. Physically.

2017-04-04 20:28:07 UTC

The fuck is wrong with you

2017-04-04 20:28:17 UTC

Many things.

2017-04-04 20:28:30 UTC

Not enough things.

2017-04-04 20:28:40 UTC

Hi guys

2017-04-04 20:28:48 UTC

SUp

2017-04-04 20:28:50 UTC

Hi mark

2017-04-04 20:28:53 UTC

Hi daddy

2017-04-04 20:28:53 UTC

saa deud

2017-04-04 20:29:03 UTC

@vegeta You remember me?

2017-04-04 20:29:05 UTC

How kind

2017-04-04 20:29:09 UTC

Yeah.

2017-04-04 20:29:48 UTC

I should probably go shower after I get assaulted.

2017-04-04 20:30:02 UTC

Can I join?

2017-04-04 20:30:16 UTC

No you queer.

2017-04-04 20:30:25 UTC

Why not?

2017-04-04 20:30:30 UTC

no homo

2017-04-04 20:30:31 UTC

Is gay

2017-04-04 20:30:48 UTC

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

2017-04-04 20:31:18 UTC

i bet evry 1 in this chat is gay

2017-04-04 20:31:24 UTC

or atleast 1/2

2017-04-04 20:31:36 UTC

I'm bi.

2017-04-04 20:31:49 UTC

I'm strait

2017-04-04 20:31:50 UTC

I have been known to play for both teams.

2017-04-04 20:31:53 UTC

That's pretty misogynistic of you to assume everyone's gender.

2017-04-04 20:32:02 UTC

@Emma Giggity.

2017-04-04 20:32:17 UTC

How tasteless Vegeta.

2017-04-04 20:32:36 UTC

What?

2017-04-04 20:33:03 UTC

Family guy jokes?

2017-04-04 20:33:15 UTC

Disgusting.

2017-04-04 20:33:40 UTC

Wubba-luba-dub-dub!

2017-04-04 20:34:08 UTC

I tried to make my 4 year old sister say that, she wouldn't.

2017-04-04 20:34:14 UTC

Morning

2017-04-04 20:34:19 UTC

My butt itches

2017-04-04 20:34:22 UTC

Death by snu snu ... Is futuruma jokes better ?

2017-04-04 20:34:24 UTC

Hi Clyd.

2017-04-04 20:34:30 UTC

M'lady

2017-04-04 20:34:37 UTC

@Emma Can I scratch it?

2017-04-04 20:35:03 UTC

traps are gay tho

2017-04-04 20:35:09 UTC

Emma is that a side effect of the hormones or something?

2017-04-04 20:35:15 UTC

Nope.

2017-04-04 20:35:20 UTC

Completely seperate problem

2017-04-04 20:35:25 UTC

Right

2017-04-04 20:35:29 UTC

Ass herpes

2017-04-04 20:35:34 UTC

Is your bum going to get bigger @Emma?

2017-04-04 20:35:41 UTC

emma if you get your dick removed can you ship me it

2017-04-04 20:36:06 UTC

They don't remove it. They invert it. Only a few internal parts are completely removed.

2017-04-04 20:36:07 UTC

Can i have a plate of diicks?

2017-04-04 20:36:26 UTC

i know that they remove a lot but the make the head the clitoris

2017-04-04 20:36:33 UTC

Invert?

2017-04-04 20:36:46 UTC

pretty much theres animations of what happens online

2017-04-04 20:36:47 UTC

How do you invert a dick

2017-04-04 20:36:49 UTC

I kinda want to look up how they invert it now.

2017-04-04 20:36:54 UTC

Same

2017-04-04 20:36:57 UTC

@Emma Can I use your breasts as plates whilst I eat?

2017-04-04 20:37:19 UTC

The result is entirely functional and when fully healed is very hard to even tell the difference between it and a natural one. It functions the same, it does the same stuff. Pretty much everything a normal one does except bleed monthly and have babies.

2017-04-04 20:37:33 UTC

i posted animation of it in videos

2017-04-04 20:37:45 UTC

Not the case the other way around. For females-to-male, the result is typically just cosmetic and it doesn't work.

2017-04-04 20:37:59 UTC

Poor Emma, always when she gets here she has to deal with this stupidity ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ”ซ

2017-04-04 20:38:03 UTC

@Emma You gonna answer my questions?

2017-04-04 20:38:05 UTC

However, FTMs get much better results with hormone therapy than MTFs.

2017-04-04 20:38:16 UTC

They are not flat enough for that.

2017-04-04 20:38:38 UTC

@Emma I'll find a way...

2017-04-04 20:39:21 UTC

Oh well, whatever you have to do for science right Emma?

2017-04-04 20:39:24 UTC

How long would that take to HEAL though

2017-04-04 20:39:47 UTC

๐Ÿค” i mean its kind of like

2017-04-04 20:39:51 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-04-04 20:40:14 UTC

@Deleted User Can I use your boobs for all the insane things that I was going to use Emma's for?

2017-04-04 20:40:34 UTC

Maybe a year.

2017-04-04 20:40:39 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฉ

2017-04-04 20:40:49 UTC
2017-04-04 20:40:56 UTC

Do titties function as airbags too?

2017-04-04 20:41:01 UTC

I'll give you a hug.

2017-04-04 20:41:23 UTC

No they are just some meat on you chest

2017-04-04 20:41:56 UTC

@Deleted User I'll pay you.

2017-04-04 20:41:56 UTC

What do you mean "some meat on chest"

2017-04-04 20:42:01 UTC

That's blasphemy.

2017-04-04 20:42:07 UTC

Oh

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โ˜น๏ธ

2017-04-04 20:42:34 UTC

Don't you know males worship tits?

2017-04-04 20:42:58 UTC

We do.

2017-04-04 20:43:24 UTC

They're like pleasure gods to us.

2017-04-04 20:44:14 UTC

Oh

2017-04-04 20:44:45 UTC

@Deleted User Can I use your tits as floats in a swimming pool?

2017-04-04 20:44:59 UTC

Dont float

2017-04-04 20:45:18 UTC

Can I use them as pillows?

2017-04-04 20:45:20 UTC

Busting Vegetas dreams since 2016

2017-04-04 20:45:27 UTC

^^^^^^^

2017-04-04 20:45:39 UTC

Too small you will just lie on my bony ass chest

2017-04-04 20:46:04 UTC

Can I use them as ear muffs?

2017-04-04 20:46:18 UTC

Not widely spaced enough to fit a head

2017-04-04 20:46:31 UTC

Yo

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Fuck!

2017-04-04 20:47:07 UTC

Can I eat my dinner off of them?

2017-04-04 20:47:17 UTC

If you try?

2017-04-04 20:47:31 UTC

Im not sure if teh plate will die

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Yay!

2017-04-04 20:47:50 UTC

china #1

2017-04-04 20:47:54 UTC

Can I hug them?

2017-04-04 20:47:57 UTC

Vegeta I left something for you in tunes

2017-04-04 20:48:02 UTC

Okay.

2017-04-04 20:48:31 UTC

Oh my.

2017-04-04 20:48:40 UTC

You're welcome.

2017-04-04 20:48:47 UTC

It should be my theme song.

2017-04-04 20:58:01 UTC

๐Ÿ˜•

2017-04-04 21:00:06 UTC

Why do you look concerned Charlie?

2017-04-04 21:00:44 UTC

Have you considered sandwich?

2017-04-04 21:01:01 UTC

Sandwich?

2017-04-04 21:01:31 UTC

God, I just saw a depressing Would you rather

2017-04-04 21:01:36 UTC

Hi

2017-04-04 21:01:59 UTC

I'm watching How I Met Your Mother right now. And in that show, "eating a sandwich" is a euphemism for smoking a pot joint.

2017-04-04 21:03:21 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

2017-04-04 21:03:48 UTC

Can I smoke?

2017-04-04 21:04:58 UTC

Pot

2017-04-04 21:05:06 UTC

smoking pot is degeneracy

2017-04-04 21:05:12 UTC

If you want to be a criminal

2017-04-04 21:05:12 UTC

Sure

2017-04-04 21:05:15 UTC

This guy again

2017-04-04 21:05:23 UTC

Hi Ned.

2017-04-04 21:05:31 UTC

But when I'm a copper I have no fear of arresting a disabled person

2017-04-04 21:05:46 UTC

@huell_Clover Even if it's me?

2017-04-04 21:05:54 UTC

Especially if it's you you sick fuck

2017-04-04 21:06:01 UTC

Why?

2017-04-04 21:07:09 UTC

Why especially if it's me?

2017-04-04 21:08:05 UTC

Guys i had a really absurd dream last night and it involved climbing a ton of stuff

2017-04-04 21:08:34 UTC

Did it include me groping your breasts?

2017-04-04 21:08:43 UTC

Not at all

2017-04-04 21:08:52 UTC

Damn it.

2017-04-04 21:10:39 UTC

I killed the chat.

2017-04-04 21:10:48 UTC

You sure did

2017-04-04 21:10:55 UTC

Yay!

2017-04-04 21:11:38 UTC

@Emma who's your favorite so far

2017-04-04 21:11:45 UTC

In HIMYM

2017-04-04 21:11:58 UTC

This is my forth time through the series.

2017-04-04 21:12:05 UTC

HIMYM?

2017-04-04 21:12:06 UTC

SAME

2017-04-04 21:12:12 UTC

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

2017-04-04 21:12:21 UTC

Favorite what? Character?

2017-04-04 21:12:25 UTC

Yeah

2017-04-04 21:12:33 UTC

Ohhhh

2017-04-04 21:12:45 UTC

I like them all. They'd be boring on their own. It's their amazing chemistry with each other that makes it great.

2017-04-04 21:13:03 UTC

Yesss

2017-04-04 21:13:41 UTC

how i met your mother is good, havn't seen the thing begging to end tho

2017-04-04 21:14:25 UTC

It's on Netflix

2017-04-04 21:14:29 UTC

Never watched it.

2017-04-04 21:14:58 UTC

It's the best sitcom of the 2000s.

2017-04-04 21:15:27 UTC

Please tell me it's better that TBBT.

2017-04-04 21:16:05 UTC

oh big bang theary

2017-04-04 21:16:13 UTC

Yees.

2017-04-04 21:16:22 UTC

That shit show.

2017-04-04 21:17:17 UTC

It's a dozen times better than that.

2017-04-04 21:17:27 UTC

it just a sterotype show of geeks and nerds

2017-04-04 21:17:28 UTC

Thank god.

2017-04-04 21:17:39 UTC

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

2017-04-04 21:17:56 UTC

I used to like to watch Leave it to Beaver and The Donna Reed Show.

2017-04-04 21:18:17 UTC

There's an occasional good episode in The Big Bang Theory. But that's just it. It's only an occasional good episode. So you have to wade through crap episodes to get to those ones.

2017-04-04 21:18:24 UTC

Remember Blue's clues?

2017-04-04 21:18:36 UTC

That show was awesome.

2017-04-04 21:18:36 UTC

y

2017-04-04 21:18:55 UTC

I can't think of a single episode of How I Met Your Mother I didn't like if you didn't count the Finale. That's a whole other can of worms and I cannot discuss it without spoiling it for you.

2017-04-04 21:19:22 UTC

Sounds fun.

2017-04-04 21:19:39 UTC

how you guys feel about drake and josh ?

2017-04-04 21:19:49 UTC

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2017-04-04 21:20:01 UTC

It wasn't terrible.

2017-04-04 21:20:23 UTC

Better than Icarly.

2017-04-04 21:20:31 UTC

That show sucked.

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