It's a loooooong story

It feels nice to be helpful to people

even if it's just advice

Yeah it does

I hope I'm not doing anything wrong though at the moment

i just tried shaving or the first time and i cut myself rip me lol

it would be better to just listen to peoples problems

I find happiness in helping those i care about.

Same 2D

Especially my best friend.

@vegeta Don't we all? :3

most people just need a shoulder to cry on, they dont really need advice, When i have a problem, ive been thinking about it for days, you cant tell me that you can find a better solution in a few minutes

Okay maybe not everyone...

i find happiness in impressing people

maybe you find happiness in being accepted by people

Helping my friends is the only thing i enjoy.

so you impress them to feel accepted

@Paris I guess that's true for most people

Including moi

maybe impressing people makes Pariston feel superior to those people

You're going to cut yourself shaving way more times

That's why I stopped doing it

dont cut

i feel like impressing other people is the only way to assert my confidence

I mean

whatever works I guess

Wow now it's depressing again

Not healthy, Pariston

when you are trying to impress someone, you usually see that person as "worth impressing" so by definition, you dont feel superior to them

😭

Pariston, keep doing that

bash the fash

impress the el president

stop at nothing

Keep in mind most people have the same or similar insecurities as you do

especially a bunch of random teens

why am I still awake

it's almost 6 am

Teens? I'm no fucking teen.

maybe thats why you are aweake

6 am, get up mate

the day is starting

It's 8:20pm where I am

I often look at my friends as way better than me in every way.

i just do it so i am respected the only thing i really have a ego in is video games because that is all i am really good at

I don't remember specifically calling you one @Pipsqueak

1v1 me in club penguin Pariston

@Deznal i would if they did not kill it

I hide my insecurities in my 'ego'.

oh sure, excuses, you just dont want me to destroy your ego

because you know i will

Wrds, fucking chill, I'm being a pedantic cunt

lol

i have that problem where i would think people heard what i said but because i would be nervous i would mutter it

Well

stop it

lol

^

@Paris I get that problem sometimes.

video games huh

just picked up nier automata

i play team fortress 2

excited to jump into that

its free to play, so a lot of poor kids play it

and i get to beat the shit out of them

i have not been able to play much new games because my pc has been broken

or i used to, my hours in that gave have decreased

@Deznal Nice 👌

i need to get a nintendo switch

i find joy in causing a little bit of misery every once in a while

Can I beat some poor kids as well?

yes

I haven't played tf2 in years

but you are gonna have to invest a lot of time

you see, beating up kids is not a something anyone can do

*get note pad*

i have 1500 hours in that game, ive been beating them up for a while now

the friend i used to have got so tilted when i went sniper and used the sydney sleeper to jarate them then i would pull out the smg

I just use stock

🙃

i use the one silent one

hitmans heatmaker

its worse than stock, but its killstreak

@Deznal What is the best method of tormenting the poor kids?

demoman

i love the sydney sleeper it is just fun to use because people get so tilted from it

hllo my nibbas

being good at sniper is the best way imo, because you one shot them, and they cant do anything about it because they cant play sniper to counter you

N I 🅱 🅱 A

shizzle mah nizzle rizzle

i mained soldier and pyro

@Deznal Cool.

lol

the only downside being is, sniper takes a lot more training than any other class

I just play soldier

snipe dem nibbas

try rocket jumping with 20 fps

i main demoman, because of my white guilt i feel the need to play as a black guy

also he has bombs

KABOOOm

@Deleted User *Nigglets.

yes

Nibblets

the grenade launcher

muh nig nogs

the sticky bomb launcher

lining up those perfect parabolas for a kill

Big Bogs

i mained soldier and pyro because they could get out of so many things alive

I lived for it

I just play soldier on 2fort and that's all I've been doing since 2008 lol

NiBBlets

2fort

you're dead to me

I'm gonna frizzle your nizzle

Good

2fort 3fort 7fort

1 coat

2forts1sniper

2fort is the place to find collage kids who think they should be pros eating ramen

eeting weeb food

2fort is the worst map ever

2fort is the repository of all ear cancer

I have the most fun in 2fort

turbine is way worse than 2fort

imo

i have the most fun, when I WIN

I hate most of the other maps

24/7 2fort norespawn servers

Nah

I'll take my respawn times

I have the most fun when I make little kids cry.

i wanted to get into the competative scene

but i never got around to it

Fuck that

even though i probably could have done it last summer

you know the hardest thing is to get your friends into league of legends

that's cause league sucks

why would you try to get your friends into league of legends

play a real game

like heros of the storm

DR PHIL IS BACK.

BF FELL ASLEEP

@Bunny. ✧*･ﾟ My turn!

vent to meee

kek

i have crippling depression

Your BF doesn't last very long, does he?

I am crippling depression

In private chat or here?

:3

@Deznal ok ok ok ok ok. search "cooking by the book - lil jon remix" you will be cured

do it here 2-D

up to you bud

I am both crippled and have crippling depression.

yes tell strangers on the internet all about your problems

^

Do it

make sure names, dates and places are included

Let us give you terrible advice

Wrds pls

its a harmless little discussion of our problems

dic pics or gtfo

just kidding don't tell the mods I said that

You don't want pictures of my dick

lol

*oglaf reference*

Wut

DICK PICS

dont do anything

cooking by the book

does

you guys should look it up. lil jon remix. it will change your life

PIC DICKS

trust me

reps gonna unmod me

i can feel it

Good

He's gonna look through the logs and go 'the fuck is this shit right here?'

i am helpfu

and informative

informuhteev

charlie, ur toxic. fucking banned.

😭

no toxic shit here

you cuck

What does it take to become a mod?

don't

Why do you have to be a mod

don't do that

i dont want to be a mod

i just like befriending them

and convincing them to commit admin abuse on my behalf

rep modded me here cause i modded his twitch chat

back in the day

do you guys like DAFT PUNK

Hell yeah!

yeah

work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger

more than ever hour after our work is never over

One More Time!

im gonna celebrate

g3t lucky

around the world around the world

around the world around the world

Quality

lyrical genious

that song speaks to me on a emotional level

Aaaaagh I friended my aunt on facebook and now half the shit in the feed is in thai.

cool

i am back

No

not cool

I can't read thai

a movie by shane dawson

more like

bane flossin

i have a friend who made a facebook page but the name is a character from jojos bizarre adventure and now he has over 200 friends and half of them are from italy

Sweet

teews

I have a friend that made a fake account and two fake accounts to go with it to be family members

anyone know if mod Kraut is the real Kraut from youtube?

pretends to be some miner or something from svaalbard and just befriends indonesian people

lol

maybe yes maybe no

the uncertainty is triggering

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dunno\

oK

hit me

dr phaaal.

I don't hit people

violence is wrong

yes daddy

violence is wrong

tsssk

i only use psychological warfare when i fight

"there are only two genders" ^

then the gang kids at my school beat me up

woah

Well, that 4 midgets relay race against a camel was amusing.

triggered

cHAT

doctah phil

cuck

no links in main reeee.

you seem so giddy

mod brutality

sorry i was using the /giphy and it did not work in here

ree