I think I'm 153.67cm and 78.9251kg

although I feel worse sometimes

I literally just copy pasted lol

I like my fat. Not life-threatening, but not as appealing.

squishy love handles

It's ok to be a kissless virgin

i like a little extra fat on dudes tbh

Don't be ashamed of it

I went from needing stretch pants because none of my others would fit to my stretch pants now being baggy.

Nice

You know what's funny?

Jokes

I've been blown before, but I have never kissed.

And yes, Jokes.

wait

srsly?

I've been kissed on the cheek before, does that count

Yes.

sweet

and Maybe.

oh jesus lol

and noo charlie, i dont think so.

soz dude

<:feels:280645240572870656>

<:feels:280645240572870656> 💥 🔫

Well, getting your cock sucked is way more pleasing than a kiss.

Just saying.

wait what does count as a kiss

I've only had one night stands, my own relationship lasted a week

lmao

one

well a 'first kiss'

I've only been with a couple people

tongue or no tongue

does no tongue count?

Who cares about first kisses?

no im honestly curious

It's like virginity.

Doesn't have to exist.

You will never know the excitement of a teenage romance

why even live

oh well virginity was the only thing i was a little weird about.

And I guess it's mouth to mouth.

well not weird

just didnt want it to be with a random

Doesn't matter with or without.

eeeh

each to their own

everyones different.

And I got blown by my friend(s).

Bro job

wait, this happened more than once lmao

lmao

Yes.

omg

thats so funny

To be fair.

It wasn't a 100% any and all time thing.

i was sooo cliche with all that its not even funny

So, it was rare.

But it wasn't just one, now that's true.

my ages for each mile stone

were so cliche lmao. well to me anyway

I remember when ejaculating hurt because I wasn't used to it....

waaait

first time doing that for dudes

is painful?

Some.

i didnt know this!

Not typically

Yeah it's true

REALLY

I didn't know either

thats interesting

I mean, pumping out something thicker than piss doesn't feel too great.

U would think it wouldn't hurt but it does I guess

If your urethra is narrow it can hurt

I wouldn't know cuz I don't have a dick lol

well me either

Urethras are narrow if you never came.

thats why im so surprised lol

Mine has widened.

this is such a weird topic

lmao

Yes.

it started from first kisses

wtf.

I never had that problem

Well, I did.

It started out with a kiss how did it up like this?

But I was introduced to sex at way too young an age so maybe I just don't remember

^^^^^^

it was only a kiss 😦

Lol

It was only a kiss!

Because with every kiss and a feature romance film comes sex.

And things about it.

i was 12 my first 'kiss', 14 my first actual kiss. 16 for v card.

pretty normal ages imo

SKANK

cummies

😉

Wow

Rude

19 first kiss. 20 v card

I was like... 7 when I had my first and last date.

But it wasn't pleasant at all

vvictoria we have the same first kiss age

this is fate

Or 8.

LOL

Yeah, "date."

were bascally

married

yis

V card was 10, first kiss was 20

bullshit! lmao

LUCKY

LUCKY

FUCK YOU

i call bullshit

There wasn't anything lucky about it I promise you

yeah

Proud of sexually relations outside the confines of a traditional marriage.

You make me sick.

i was gonna say. if its true. thats fucked up

It was very fucked up

What happened that evoked such things?

Raped by a neighbor

First kiss: never

oh dude.

oh nno

Hi

That's not sex, that's a crime

yep

D key: 14

Raped by my "bf"

Ex

Bitch friend?

Oh

No

First kiss 2 yrs v card: 5 years

Well, they are a bitch for doing so.

Jk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ST9TZBb9v8

Why do these convos always lead to rape? Lol I need to get my head outta the past

My bad

Because rap is hilarious meme

Jk

It doesn't bother me anymore

🔫

🤔

I know I'm not getting abused anymore

my ear is itchy

So desensitised

I like to eat pizza pies

Who is with me?

Oh no

I dont

Oooo

pizza pie?

Perhaps

someone explain

ALL OF YOU ARE VEGANS

NO

NOOOOO

Pizza pot pie

Best pizza is original pizza

to the silly australian

yeah pizza pie

**NOOOOOOOOOOOO**

Pizza pie is just another term for pizza.

pizza meme

bread. with tomotato sauce. with peperoni. baked to perfection

Im not silly i just like piaza eat normal

pizza is a jewish food

also cheese

A triangular shaped piece of bread cooked with cheese and pepperoni, amongst other variations and toppings.

Mesopotamian, more like it.

its not triangular half the time

oh.

ok

Your joo

i prefer to make my own pizzas

But it's the most common.

home made pizzas are amazing

Make me a pizza

no

So you guys don't have outback I'm assuming

outbck?

I do.

outback steakhouse?

oooh NO lol

Lol yeah

i wanna go to one

No

*outbacks croutons are the damn best+

shif

for shits and giggles

😂

Australian-poser restaurant.

lay my accent on as thick as i can

Dude

I almost worked at an outback

Their Bloomin Onion

glad that didn't pan out

Aussies always get offended and disgusted

Its not rape if its a woman

its not australian themed at all

*Fuckin beautiful*

just the commercials

BLOOMIN ONION MOTHERFUCKER

awww!

b l i m e y

i wanted to go in

with my cringey accent

That's what he said

lay it on thick

FUCK

and get free shit

DAMMIT

god damn it

Let's go to the Barbie!

Hey

i find it funny

Don't say the lord's name in vain.

Damn is a good God.

Aussies are the niggers of the anglosphere

how "put a few shrimps on the barbie" is a stupid saying

we dont even

call them

shrimp here

Creampies

theyre called lil will's?

Well aussies r supposedly racist to the aboriginals

pink hooligans

abos are another species though

yep, and white americans are supposedly racist against black ppl.

naked microswimmers

Put them in human zoos n such

See ya later ima draw

Good thing I'm not white! Lol

meaty water bug

I live somewhere where they call Hershey's bars Willydingles.

well

im just saying

Yeah everyone's racist

that was a silly statement

Can I be asian but also white too?\

squeaky crustacean???