I'm netrual on buzzfeed in other words lol

Raise your hand if you want to make a porn with one another in here.

🖐

But talking shit about Bill Nye, that just ain't cool.

free country

I wonder if someone made a prank where a guy rubs semen on his hand and asks for handshakes.

probably not

I would do that.

I know you would

@Katnipkitkat everyone has their diffrent opinons there isn't much we can do about it sadly

Orly?

yes ma'am

TRIGGE

TIGGER

TRIGGER

FUCK

I know, I joke woke up...my filter hasn't kicked in yet.　😛

*Just

wot

I joke woke up?

Joke wok?

Haha, I woke up.

See what I mean, my fingers even betray me.

its all g

Who has had the compulsion to just shove coupons up their vagina hole or asshole?

go masturbate or something devil

I can't.

come back when you're less horny

huh

thats a lot of blocked messages

My balls hurt like hell.

blocked messages???

imagine being that unfunny

Hey, that's what I am here for.

But, to be serious, my balls hurt like hell. Don't think nutting will help that. @carlsbad

things I don't need to know 😀

> Fapping

> 2017

>fapping
>being human bean

Things I don't give a shit about.

Who wants free succ from my collection of girly clones?

😬

You know you do.

Why am I listening to the opening to Ben 10?

Oh yeah, my favorite anime.

animoo

Orange Is The New Black is my fave animu

🍑 👌🏼

<:mlgdoge:280634772307443714>

Did you know I found porn of D.W. from Arthur getting fucked on PornHub?

I

Am not

Kidding

Degenerate

of course your not joking its the internet

there's porn of everything

theres porn of ya mum

Ellen DeGenerate.

😦

@carlsbad I'm fucking around lol chill

STOP WATCHING PORN

@NikoalaKuma it's too late for that 😢

No.

@carlsbad rip soz

😭

D:

I'll be good ;w;

i want my mommy 😭

You can't have her.

I had so much dessert

stop posting links

I have no regrets

you fucking cucks

Wow

Rude

asserting my dominance as a green name

<:drrikuPout:284219415413784580>

roastie mod, getting all uppidy

I will have you know that I am a ghost.

GG

Watch out, she's a green

Lol

BWAHAHAHA Roosh V

buncha cucks

Fuck that dork

At least I don't live down under 👀

he's got a strong beard

i do live

down under

Who would ever choose to live in australia

this is tru

Chalk Zone.

i was born here

so

Place is filled with shit that just wants you dead

not my choice in that gay boi

Who remembers Chowder?

I am the gae boi

I ain't no boi lol

me

now i want to eat more

I am listening to cartoon intros from the 2000s.

doge dog DIED! 😢

I'm making curry and rice

I feel bad u guys gotta deal with snakes and spiders

I do not remember Code Lokyo....

Lyoko.

Fuck

Lol

Code lyoko was alright

Codename: Kids Nextdoor.

Yes.

LOL He's saying fat girls are unattractive......obviously he has never looked in a mirror, he looks so weird and stupid.

I don't remember lokyo either

I didn't like the animation in code

> Be aussie

Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

> Get cucked out of the coast by pakis and chinks

I'm an aussie

> Have to move to the outback with the abos

Why even live

"fat" girls need love too

^

omg

Don't know Cyberchase.

thick girls need love, the fat ones need a tread mill

We should all strive to be healthier

fat pride worldwide ✊🏼

I'm just thinking Roosh V is so ugly he'd probably have good luck with the girls he considers to be below his standards.

Too busy chaffing for pride

he's got a strong beard

he's getting them girls 😉

Ed, Ed, and Eddy.

Hope not

*Edd

Good show

The Misadventures of Flapjack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAyzGCnSyY0

I hate beards.

Theres this girl at my univerisity who has a great personality and I can tell she is always genuinely interested in what I say... whats a nice way to convince her to exercise (subtley)

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!

exercise with her?

You would probably have a boyfriend if you weren't such a ig

pig

I love beards

:[

I like trains

I like turtles

I like video game characters.

No u

Billy and Mandy!

I like tall girls

but tall girls dont like me

what do?

Make them tall.

because you are a manlet

🤔

Find a tall girl that does

I'm always called fat irl 😂👌

My Gym Partner's a Monkey.

guys

look in love shack

ADVENTURES OF JIMMY NEUTRON

HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH.

If I remember right bevsi you're tint and tan

Tiny

Johnny Bravo..!

Dexters lab

I'm indeed tan and short

Power puff girls

Red wall

Courage the cowardly dog

my avatar

Can't imagine anyone calling you fat

One Piece?

no

I never liked that.

I used to be fat.

Anime is degenerate.

I dislike really long animoos

I like anime, but anything past 50-60 episodes...

I'm out.

quit porn nigga

Porn gud

No.

I was really fat when I was little

Me too.

Yeah because people are too mean to me I guess lol but I don't care that much

But I am anatomically incorrect.

I was thin, then I was married, then I was fat, then my toxic husband died, then I got thin again.

Well I am fat

I was 140 at one point

now I'm 250 lbs 😀

My mom would bring me to school by rolling me down a hill

250 lbs

wew lad

Lol oh hush spirit lol

I'm 250 right now, was 380 once upon a time

I was!

you must be really tall wrds

6'2 and a big frame

I'm 135 I need to gain weight lol

Phineas and Ferb.

Yaay.

I was in football for a while

Pokemon. Woo.

I was around 180 but now around 130.

I used to be 250

I am about -90 pounds.

now I'm 180

say heights or weight doesn't matter

Rn I'm chubby but not horribly. My friends describe me as... squishy 😖

for real tho

Mine call me big

Lol

5'2 but my dick taller

^

5'2 mm, ain't much to brag about

sorry my bad

A Pup Named Scooby Doo...

I'm 174 lbs 😖😖😖😖

my dick 5'2"

5 inches is around the normal length.

3 inch here girls 😉

5 inches isn't normal length

I posted a pic of my weight loss in the pics chat.

bish........................................................................

i say 5 foot

goofy ass

5'8" 135 lbs

If you want to get into dick size, I have a love hate relationship with it. Bigger than average but looks small on me.

N.i log on discord I see people talk about dick size lmao

That's really weird how inches is ", while foot is '.

6'6 230

' is smaller than ", so why not make the inches '?

Because imperial is retarded

🤔

I go Nord.

🇺🇸

<:datass:241921296802250753>

172 cm 62 kg

XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIIIIIIIIIT

I'm like 181cm

I like the yellow guy in that show

Hey, Samurai Jack.

Hmm

>tfw kissless virgin manlet <:feels:280645240572870656>

I never want to get fat again, I was really unhappy.

yup