Ptt is cancer

:/

@Spirit No

Ew

I'm back.

Chat is dead.

Who killed it?

me

<:feels:280645240572870656>

You should get hanged for that.

true

I did, mostly.

I'll hang him

We need a channel to log sexual encounters for posterity

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/890/568/082.gif

Isn't that one of the voice channels for?

It doesn't record

Tru

Sex with woman, 4/2/17 on bed, provided 3 orgasms to partner

sex with women is sexist

I'm the least sexist man in the world then.

Y?

same

Use your brain.

tits or gtfo

Least sexist?

I'd be the purest human if that were the case.

Because I get the least pus.

It is ok if you are gay

i dont like vagina. so im ok

Fuck you.

Sorry for being nice

it looks like hamburgers

If you like butt no one should care

butt is nasty too

Gay men don't have as many options

I prefer tits to bums

penis is ok

Fewer holes

im a picky fucker

I used to be like you Vegeta.

Who doesn't like puss puss?

hi

Gays

<:daddytrump:276991870960402432>

I RIKE DA WHITE PUSSHIII

Only white puss puss? Shame

Hi Guy

Hi

@Error on a scale from 1 to 10, how old is your boyfriend?

I'll take any puss puss.

puss puss scares me

6

2

I like the puss puss

Haven't had any in over a year

I want to fugg

who doesnt want to

contain yourself

I broke chat

I'll jizz all over all of you

The blue balls are rael

@Dovah on a scale from 50-10*4² how many kids have you molested?

Me first!

Thirsty

2 messy

U got molested first?

Yay!

WAT?

Wat?

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/roasts-can-get-out-of-town-if-you-ask-me

@Error yes

@besvi did you kill thunderbight Ganon

I ate a potato

NICE

Back, just had to do something.

Chat is dead.

DUN DUN DUNN!!!

👏

im just waiting to get off work

I'm just waiting to tell Danal sum fing.

Iss important

Bored.

Holy shit, the Rick and Morty hype is real

It is.

Fable Bigbi wolf

:3

O wait

I don't think the comic was Fable

Yeah, you're right

What was it again?

It was?

Fables: The Wolf Among Us

O ok

I second guess meself

I still think the Rick and Morty episode is a fake - great hype tho

i mean, non-canon

It looked to me like thye wanted to run through all of the fan theories

And they did a great job

Phoenix Person?

waut so it didnt actually come out?

It didn't appear to be a 'real' episode. It was an episode, but it was under the April Fools section of the website, etc.

and it was basically just a bunch of fan theories

Why did he turn himself in, what is his plan, etc

He ended up wanting nugget sauce from McDonald's

I don't see that as legit

io so like a mini episode

It's more or less and alternate time line / we love the fans

imo

It's just fan service for the theorists.

^

said it better

I'm verbose af

Also, no Samurai Jack was a kick in the nuts

bastards

i love samurai jack]

He's mine 😛

i like that episode were he helped this mamoth looking monster with a big nose escape

Loved watching it as a little kid.

when he was being enslaved

It was the first great show on Cartoon Network, at least for me. I mean, also the original Batman series was amazing.

Also loved Ben 10

666

same

I'm older than most here

Ben 10 is my all time favourite show.

I was around for the first day of CN

and Comedy Central

and the History Channel

i was around for the first pokemon years

animal planet

<

❤

I feel extremely young now.

history channel scares me but i no longer watched tv since the game cube came out

and the beginning of chowder on cn started

thats when it all went to shit and they got rid of toonami which moved to adult swim years later

I like Chowder.

Good show

that show;

truffle

It broke the 4th wall constantly!

It gave Deadpool a run for his money.

idk i kinda just stopped watching it after a while

i guess it was alright

vaguely i remember flapjack started

its not horrible but its art can just be ugly sometimes

Didn't like Flapjack

It was alright.

flapjack is my childhood you motherufkc,er

And?

You're an adult now, I think.

dont tlak shti abobut jackfap

I just didn't like it, that's all.

i,i like tthe

i like ogilrlaz

gorialaz

Gave up getting laid cause i have "standards"

They're awesome.

imeessaeged my friend who also likes gorilaz:

***t h e b a t h***

annd i got blocked

Funny, I messaged my friend about it as well.

*t h e b a t h*

The bath......

Hey guys I'm going to take a bath

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

goddamn

it's 5pm just woke up

baths are great

merdocs a dirty fuck

@Hades, Sin of Wrath Standards are for ethnic people

@Spirit need pictures - no nudity tho

I should use a bath bomb and send pics

I think my room mate has one that was home made from a wedding or something - strange I know

did it explode>?

😄

Was it full of cum?

If so, use it.

I love this chat too much

it was full of mud

🍮

I love this chat.

Ugh! 5:30 am is not a fun time for the cats to want to be fed. -.-

21:45 here.

England...

feed the pussy's

My cat sits on my chest and paws my beard until I get up.

I'm Limey...

the pussy's what?

you meant pussies

@Deleted User wat

he pussy's needa be fed

feed them

Can I feed the pussies.

that's not plural tho

yes

xD

my grammars bad

< Grammar nazi

gemars

I want to feed the pussy!

My cats make annoying noises and I usually end up feeding them when they won't stop even though I keep yelling at them while trying to hide under the blanket.

With

xD i saw that dovah

My

< decent at spelling

Tiny

yer fuck up loll

Cock

< tru

< fuck up

< total loser fuck up *ties noose*

NOOO

D:

not really

❤

I'm secure and happy, tbh

I feel like I'm the only happy person alive sometimes

*actually does it*

I'm feeling rather grumpy.

Why?

IT'S 5:48 AM and I had to feed cats!!!

@Katnipkitkat back to bed

That sucks.

Hello niger

Hello hot stuff

Your only an hour behind me katnip

Holy shit

And I was having a dream, I was just about to order some beef tandoori when they woke me up.

*youre

...

Oh i had an extremely long dream

*anxiety intensifies*

you rehy

yore

😃

Dovahdrog did you age like 50 years

I did, and I'm rich and famous and funny and british

He went Super Fupa.

new avatar time

people recognise me

in this new parish

Wow. What a high achiever

I transformed as well.

And I have to go to the dentist today to get cavities filled. 😦

better to get that done than let them fester

Didn't you realise @Deleted User?

Just cancel until the teeth fall out

I let it fester and i dieded