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2017-03-21 20:26:08 UTC

im assuming the hardest part about collecting the shit was trying not to get aroused by it but then ultimately getting aroused because you were thinking about arousal

2017-03-21 20:26:17 UTC

Rep stands above us, taking the 'bat' out of 'basement'

2017-03-21 20:26:20 UTC

sort of like watching gay porn

2017-03-21 20:26:23 UTC

And I had to open it and take a wooden stick and smear it onto a card

2017-03-21 20:26:50 UTC

you try not to get aroused but eventually pop a boner because you're thinking about not getting hard but then you do because you're still thinking about getting hard

2017-03-21 20:26:53 UTC

Thank good I had masks

2017-03-21 20:27:35 UTC

Sometimes I would get piss that would be blood red colored

2017-03-21 20:27:44 UTC

its that time of the month

2017-03-21 20:27:47 UTC

And I would ask myself how that person is still alive

2017-03-21 20:27:54 UTC

dude - kidney disease

2017-03-21 20:28:01 UTC

^

2017-03-21 20:28:05 UTC

Bad kidney disease

2017-03-21 20:28:12 UTC

They left it untreated

2017-03-21 20:28:30 UTC

Sometimes I would get clear like water

2017-03-21 20:28:33 UTC

Or brown

2017-03-21 20:28:40 UTC

Like shit colored

2017-03-21 20:28:42 UTC

sometimes i fuk ur mom

2017-03-21 20:28:46 UTC

dood

2017-03-21 20:28:48 UTC

not cool

2017-03-21 20:29:01 UTC

I'm so glad I'm out of that facility tho

2017-03-21 20:29:05 UTC

so am i

2017-03-21 20:29:12 UTC

The patients loved me but I couldn't handle the stress

2017-03-21 20:29:16 UTC

finally i can masturbate in peace

2017-03-21 20:29:22 UTC

......

2017-03-21 20:29:35 UTC

A lady had a heart attack right in front of ne

2017-03-21 20:29:35 UTC

this is going in an odd direction

2017-03-21 20:29:42 UTC

You caused it, I'm sure

2017-03-21 20:29:49 UTC

slipped her some stuff

2017-03-21 20:29:50 UTC

The patients loved me

2017-03-21 20:30:16 UTC

i bet @carlsbad would like it if a lady had a fart attack in front of him

2017-03-21 20:30:17 UTC

I also had to witness a guy coming in from a car accident with his head busted open with blood and glass still in his head

2017-03-21 20:30:18 UTC

I died once, but it was boring, so I decided to stop doing that

2017-03-21 20:30:22 UTC

as opposed to a heart attack

2017-03-21 20:30:29 UTC

I'm curious to see where this conversation goes.

2017-03-21 20:30:35 UTC

Alright I'm done

2017-03-21 20:30:37 UTC

into your anus

2017-03-21 20:30:42 UTC

Never stop

2017-03-21 20:30:43 UTC

......

2017-03-21 20:31:00 UTC

It's pointless writing this stuff if nobody wants to hear it lol

2017-03-21 20:31:09 UTC

who among us has ever had a dick in their ass before

2017-03-21 20:31:10 UTC

I enjoy

2017-03-21 20:31:23 UTC

Just a little weird thing to discuss after people are talking about masturbation

2017-03-21 20:31:26 UTC

I wanna hear it.

2017-03-21 20:31:47 UTC

i can tell you about my masturbatorial endevours if you like

2017-03-21 20:31:57 UTC

i COULD

2017-03-21 20:31:59 UTC

Time to block dan

2017-03-21 20:32:00 UTC

I had a patient almost punch me in the face. It took 3 nurses to calm him down

2017-03-21 20:32:00 UTC

but should i?

2017-03-21 20:32:03 UTC

I don't need to hear your daily life man lol

2017-03-21 20:32:14 UTC

hourly

2017-03-21 20:32:24 UTC

good thing you arent a feminist

2017-03-21 20:32:30 UTC
2017-03-21 20:32:34 UTC

I'm a super ultra mega femanist

2017-03-21 20:32:42 UTC

you wouldve said you got raped every time you collected cum

2017-03-21 20:32:42 UTC
2017-03-21 20:32:50 UTC

if you were a feminist that is

2017-03-21 20:33:06 UTC

He didn't eat in 3 days so maybe he was just frustrated. I was scared tho

2017-03-21 20:33:16 UTC

He came out of heart surgery

2017-03-21 20:33:17 UTC

@Deleted User Sper Mega Ultra sounds better.

2017-03-21 20:33:20 UTC

Woah

2017-03-21 20:33:24 UTC

You starve people in hospitals, huh?

2017-03-21 20:33:25 UTC

he was hangry

2017-03-21 20:33:25 UTC

men c strings

2017-03-21 20:33:28 UTC

google it

2017-03-21 20:33:29 UTC

Lol

2017-03-21 20:33:42 UTC

Am i hallucinate

2017-03-21 20:33:42 UTC

Well I mean I don't know why the staff allowed it

2017-03-21 20:33:50 UTC

How do i not

2017-03-21 20:33:51 UTC

You should have given him a snickers

2017-03-21 20:33:52 UTC
2017-03-21 20:33:54 UTC

All I had to do was collect his blood

2017-03-21 20:33:58 UTC

Am i just really sleep deprived

2017-03-21 20:34:04 UTC

I didn't know anything else about him

2017-03-21 20:34:08 UTC

You were taking his essence

2017-03-21 20:34:11 UTC

and he was angry

2017-03-21 20:34:16 UTC

hey guys did you know that chickens dont have penises

2017-03-21 20:34:18 UTC

hangry

2017-03-21 20:34:18 UTC

Anywho it was super scary

2017-03-21 20:34:33 UTC

I feel like I'm high.

2017-03-21 20:34:40 UTC

@vegeta you are

2017-03-21 20:34:40 UTC

I almost pricked myself with the needle

2017-03-21 20:34:42 UTC

trust me

2017-03-21 20:34:49 UTC
2017-03-21 20:34:50 UTC

On what?

2017-03-21 20:34:52 UTC

If a rooster layed an egg on top of a hill, which way will it roll?

2017-03-21 20:35:01 UTC

mescaline

2017-03-21 20:35:02 UTC

It wouldnt

2017-03-21 20:35:07 UTC

roosters dont lay eggs stupid

2017-03-21 20:35:14 UTC

@Onyxryde in your mother's arise.

2017-03-21 20:35:24 UTC

whoa

2017-03-21 20:35:24 UTC

arise chicken, arise

2017-03-21 20:35:31 UTC

mothers have an arise?

2017-03-21 20:35:35 UTC

whats an arise

2017-03-21 20:35:43 UTC

*arse

2017-03-21 20:35:48 UTC

my mother's what now lol

2017-03-21 20:35:54 UTC

arse is a really gay way to say ass

2017-03-21 20:36:01 UTC

No in your mothers arise

2017-03-21 20:36:16 UTC

I'm glad you are smart enough to know that they don't lay eggs, normally people get stuck o nthat question

2017-03-21 20:36:25 UTC

your mom is so gay that she has an arise

2017-03-21 20:36:28 UTC

Explained it all in <#231946987585404930>

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