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im assuming the hardest part about collecting the shit was trying not to get aroused by it but then ultimately getting aroused because you were thinking about arousal
Rep stands above us, taking the 'bat' out of 'basement'
sort of like watching gay porn
And I had to open it and take a wooden stick and smear it onto a card
you try not to get aroused but eventually pop a boner because you're thinking about not getting hard but then you do because you're still thinking about getting hard
Thank good I had masks
Sometimes I would get piss that would be blood red colored
its that time of the month
And I would ask myself how that person is still alive
dude - kidney disease
^
Bad kidney disease
They left it untreated
Sometimes I would get clear like water
Or brown
Like shit colored
sometimes i fuk ur mom
dood
not cool
I'm so glad I'm out of that facility tho
so am i
The patients loved me but I couldn't handle the stress
finally i can masturbate in peace
......
A lady had a heart attack right in front of ne
this is going in an odd direction
You caused it, I'm sure
slipped her some stuff
The patients loved me
i bet @carlsbad would like it if a lady had a fart attack in front of him
I also had to witness a guy coming in from a car accident with his head busted open with blood and glass still in his head
I died once, but it was boring, so I decided to stop doing that
as opposed to a heart attack
I'm curious to see where this conversation goes.
Alright I'm done
into your anus
Never stop
......
It's pointless writing this stuff if nobody wants to hear it lol
who among us has ever had a dick in their ass before
I enjoy
Just a little weird thing to discuss after people are talking about masturbation
I wanna hear it.
i can tell you about my masturbatorial endevours if you like
i COULD
Time to block dan
I had a patient almost punch me in the face. It took 3 nurses to calm him down
but should i?
I don't need to hear your daily life man lol
hourly
good thing you arent a feminist
@๐งHisoMachi๐ Jesus Christ.
I'm a super ultra mega femanist
you wouldve said you got raped every time you collected cum
@๐งHisoMachi๐ crazy?
if you were a feminist that is
He didn't eat in 3 days so maybe he was just frustrated. I was scared tho
He came out of heart surgery
@Deleted User Sper Mega Ultra sounds better.
Woah
You starve people in hospitals, huh?
he was hangry
men c strings
google it
Lol
Am i hallucinate
Well I mean I don't know why the staff allowed it
How do i not
You should have given him a snickers
@๐งHisoMachi๐ cannibal?
All I had to do was collect his blood
Am i just really sleep deprived
I didn't know anything else about him
You were taking his essence
and he was angry
hey guys did you know that chickens dont have penises
hangry
Anywho it was super scary
I feel like I'm high.
@vegeta you are
I almost pricked myself with the needle
trust me
@๐งHisoMachi๐ thats hot
On what?
If a rooster layed an egg on top of a hill, which way will it roll?
mescaline
It wouldnt
roosters dont lay eggs stupid
whoa
arise chicken, arise
mothers have an arise?
whats an arise
*arse
my mother's what now lol
arse is a really gay way to say ass
No in your mothers arise
I'm glad you are smart enough to know that they don't lay eggs, normally people get stuck o nthat question
your mom is so gay that she has an arise
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