I'm 16

aBORTION

a what a feotus

im so drunk sory

its 3 AM for me

ugh

I cant wait to be aborted by my sjw mommo

I'm turning 15 in less than a month

tried laying overwatch and let my friends down with how drunk i was because my gf left me 5 months ago and im not ok

I can hear from the womb she keeps saying its empowerimng ;^[

my feet tingle

Im the most single pringle to ever exist

No I am

*Violent coughing*

This is a bit of a change for me... I am used to talking with depressed people...

Oh im sad

I feel like im looking through a wall every day

*agressive wheezing*

We're all depressed but we keep it on the inside

*outti*

*outtie*

@🤔GayZeusCat🤔 true

My fav school motto is dominus illuminatio mea

?

Oh

Idfk

I ruined it with my random comment

Think I'll go back and try to be helpful for som depressed people

Go back where?

You can be helpful for anyone

Yeah

The Mamamax server

If one listens and takes the time to understand, provide meaningful insights (tries not to be condescending) if the receiver is willing to take effort and time correct a negative mindset it can all be possible. If one has an open mind and listens to everything it can really be mind opening, its like a revelation i never received (since im a foetus)

Hmm

I tried to become a yes man but someone told me saying no is an option and i dont know what to think anymore

Bedtime i cant wait to read this in the morning

Sitting here eating Monster and drinking Matador beef jerky.

...wait.

I want jerky

Everyone here seems really cool anyways ^-^ see ya later

o no bro

i accidentally ate the oxygen absorber packet

Should I stay awame or go back to sleep?

Wait really?

💀

Go to google

everyone i know went to so many fucking parties this weekend and im just sittin here pulling all nighters on video games lol

I'm ded, bro. I can't use google whilst ded

If you can type here you can type there

nah... too lazy. *buh dum tss*

haha long boy

Get it? 'Cause I'm the lord of sloth?

Elk

Elk tastes good

not as good as flame-broiled babies, though

...wait, what were we talking about?

Idk

Fuck

There was a Sims 2 mod for that but it was deleted. Apparently for *being offensive*

Because I dream so much and play video games I'm making so many false memories

Are there any co ops games with nooses

Flame-broiled babies is a delicacy where I come from. It's a cultural thing and it's offensive. Them ppes is racist against demons, man.

I totally spelt that right

peeps*

Crunchy newborn kittens.

😁

Can any one answer my gjukl,,

um... what's a gjukl,,?

No questiontiin

God damit

...alright.

😢

This phon

Gotta ask, what kind of game is "With His Dick"?

I changed the name of my steam

Wait...

My pc is off wtf

?

Pickle Chips

canned bread

Hmm my friend gonna fake suicide

Anyways let's talk about games with nooses

It seems

O

Noosey Goosey is pretty fun. It's about a rampaging goose you need to find and hang before he causes major damage to the small western town of Ducklinshire

No I mean fucjit

Dafeq r u guys talking about?

Dats spooky

idk

I just realized my shoulder hurts

In one of the dreams I had I got srabbed bt. A needlefriend in that shoulser

I just realized I got ppp

True tho

Pop?

Pearly penile papules

Snafus that

?

I tried to type dafuq

And you fucked up hard

Autocorrect