With ur matressses

Not my decision, I was 7

a futon is the way to go

beds are such a want

you could have a couch that makes the room look more roomy

or you can take up an entire room just for your 8 hour coma slumber

live in 3020 apes

>Not sleeping on a sleeping mat

>not sleeping on brians sweaty sex mat

>not repurposing the sex mat as a sled

>not sleeping because the haunting nightmares of the War continue to torture my mind, sawing like a blade across the thin strand of sanity I have left which is the only tether to reality that I have left

pussy

You are what you eat

<:JewDab:452150957325680641>

No I said pussy

not a dude's asshole

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Don't knock it til you try it, my duece

A deuce is exactly what the fuck you got all over your tongue after sticking it up an asshole

...
You just stating the obvious now?

oh my

futons are bad

I’d rather be comfy

I slept on one for two years

not comfy

Yah I’d rather have a bed

I lived on a futon for a year

or even a blowup mattress

I get a bad back just from sitting in school imagine my fuckin back if I slept on a futon

Just fuck my back up fam

Do what Bane did to Batman in that other Dark Knight movie

yeah but over the course of a year or two

That's how yoga instructors are born

When a mommy futon and a daddy futon love each other very much

You get the Philadelphia Flyers mascot

@molly stop being a jew and buy a quality futon

I’ll pass

Its a couch mattress you pampered cunt

I’d rather be comfy

I have a sofa bed but it’s just a hard seat with a mattress on it

I want a king size bed so bad

Who doesn’t

I don't care if it'll take up the entirety of my room, I'll live in that bitch

The fuck is that thing

He has the eyes of a Vietnam vet

It is **GOD HIMSELF**

THERE IS NO GOD, ONLY GRITTY

PLUNGE INTO HIS MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE, AND YOU MAY ONE DAY JOIN HIM IN HIS HELLISH LOCKER ROOM

You may grasp his beard hair but only gently

Dank posting? More like general

Yes

The car I'm looking at buying with my vidya money

Garage kept, a good find

I think I can flip it for minimum 1500 profit

That's enough for a nice steamy Baltic cruise for 2 @Deleted User

Take your gf instead of Molly and dab on her epic style

Molly has already went on the Baltic cruise

Yeah it was nice

@molly I fucking told you there was going to be my special Lama on board and you werent even surprised when a Lama was on board

You know how much planning it took

Wild

I was talking about taking you brando

Innit

Aweee

Bromance

Molly isnt amazing by random appearing lamas

I'm going to put the next one in your classroom

Oh boy

Hard to amazing molly

Guess you have seen some shit huh

It was on the boats year

They had alpacas then too

can u pee out of ur butthole

big if true

ok

Where's the fat log on that chart

3 i think

That's the weak log

5 6 7 for me

that means u eat too much shit

or dont drink enough

or are anxious

which is probably n/a

My last shit was a 4.

nasty

I'm not anxious about anything. I do eat alot

But I also drink

well then

its cancer

Lit

I had 6 today

@IChugWindex that's 2

I just get fat fucking logs that hurt

Constipation

Kirk blocked me

lul

@Captain Kirk JT unblock me and let me see my kids

@Captain Kirk JT boomer

<:Boomer:484037908018364426>

Dead meme

The Holocaust is a dead meme

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Thanos humvee

Thanos humvee

Lol

@Deleted User

Wut anime

@Deleted User Tekken 7

@Psikek buy me tekken 7

right now

You buy me tekken 7, kike

you're the one with the gold

Yeah, no.

Progress report

We did it

Downside I couldn't actually thrust or anything like that cause I was too thick

So I had to finish myself off

haha now you have to tolerate her for the next 20 years

just commit private pyle to get it over with

Way ahead of you

>tolerate

We'll actually get engaged when I'm not in school

@Deleted User dude your too atached already

you're *

Real mossad hours tag someone u want assassinated

@Captain Kirk JT

@Captain Kirk JT

Something something threesome

it doesnt really affend me

like at all

Can anyone else smell that beef cooking

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/340965869205323787/496836217598378005/259633.jpg?width=640&height=640

Ivanka trump is coming to my school tomorrow @here

lies

Greatest family In America and I get to see her

I can believe it

They wanna support the trades

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks TEACH HER ABOUT THE JEWS

she's so hot thanks to her surgeries

talk about aipac and their influence

>teach her

Pretty sure she knows

Her husband is DJT

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks fuckin tap that ass

Dude I want to

They said secret service will be fucking everywhere

tell her u bouta nut

yell pepe

i have veteran on my badge at school, they label me like a damn jew

cant make a bad example out of myself

Tell her pol says hi, like a total autist. She'll probably cum buckets

The Secret Service will let you hold their guns if you do

ill show her my cumtribute collection of her

wear a kekistani suit and hold an infowars sign

@gay nigger faggot iv never started a civ game with somebody and finished it

stupid fucking nigger

Give her your cum encrusted photos of her

i could probably throw them at her like a frisbee

how to get tackled by secret service 101

i know a guy in secret service

tammys high school friend

his name is stone

i know quite a few ppl that have been in it. doesn't seem all that secret hehe.

i guess they only employ 7-8k . Pretty small.

i thought about joining but im sorta related to john hinkley jr, has a bad affect on security.

<:ZergFace:440598756459675650>

As long as they keep Antifa away from the president

<:ZergFace:440598756459675650>

Never forget <:CharlesManson:437682806756343810>

F

I was a bad man :(

wat

why did you ping me

oh

that was yesterday

<:Boomer:484037908018364426>

Bad grammar but woke

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@Deleted User i have the nudes of nudes

she is like an upgraded version of crusty

brian this is your wife

No ice

Tesco is a scary place

@Deleted User brian these nudes

Oh you have gf

Yes

My bad fam

I don't really care

post them in the right channel

These are not for public eye

Mossad mystory box

i hope theirs a bomb in it tbh

It would make a piping hot jewfflé

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks then pm me lol

She doesn't know what Discord is

😎

but i dont want it on discord

these nudes

are next level

they could be traded as currency

@j danielson can i show u, cause they could pass for christina

if she lost a few lbs

How good could they be if you're heralding them like gold?

oh

they are dandy

you shouldnt have access to the nsfw to see them anyways

should or shouldn't?

should not

True

Anne Frank?

@everyone my mom took a picture of her screen to send a meme generator meme

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Post picture

That's pretty good. <:Boomer:484037908018364426>

It a good meme

<:Boomer:484037908018364426>

Send it to the kids Cheryl

<:Snafu:400486891956469763>

Print it out for grandpa

My grandpa would get owned epic style

Cause he's a liberal

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libtard more like 😎

Liberals are so dumb they never even think of Despacito <:RarePinochet:392505886117068801>

Sameer Hydeen

Samir Al Hydee

Fussco

Veil gut

https://youtu.be/kVk9a5Jcd1k

"we rewrote a portion of Mein Kampf to be intersectional feminism" <:Adolf:392508291973906432> <:FetusEater:392514182957891587>

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