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2018-09-13 01:55:40 UTC

good shit fam, you studying?

2018-09-13 01:55:57 UTC

i havent gone through brakes yet or i would send you pictures of my notes, i have however gone through undercar if you want those notes

2018-09-13 01:56:07 UTC

if you send me some of the ase questions i can give you the right pages bby

2018-09-13 01:56:09 UTC

Nice dude

2018-09-13 01:56:29 UTC

@Deleted User donโ€™t dick her if sheโ€™s under 20 or immature

2018-09-13 01:56:33 UTC

Bad idea imo

2018-09-13 01:56:37 UTC

But you do you

2018-09-13 01:56:44 UTC

>Sociopath tells me my relationship isn't gonna be long lasting

2018-09-13 01:56:49 UTC

<:OkRetard:451054972025569290>

2018-09-13 01:57:01 UTC
2018-09-13 01:57:05 UTC

Kewl

2018-09-13 01:57:10 UTC

Congrats by the way man

2018-09-13 01:57:18 UTC

Iโ€™m glad you got a giel

2018-09-13 01:57:21 UTC

@Deleted User i hope youre joking

2018-09-13 01:57:22 UTC

really do

2018-09-13 01:57:23 UTC

Gurl*

2018-09-13 01:57:38 UTC

are you gonna deadmin me

2018-09-13 01:57:40 UTC

again

2018-09-13 01:57:44 UTC

deadmin?

2018-09-13 01:57:49 UTC

de-admin

2018-09-13 01:57:56 UTC

wut

2018-09-13 01:57:57 UTC

>drama

2018-09-13 01:58:02 UTC

right

2018-09-13 01:58:03 UTC

>in general chat

2018-09-13 01:58:05 UTC

literally for no reason

2018-09-13 01:58:08 UTC

>wew lad

2018-09-13 01:58:17 UTC

you started it lmao

2018-09-13 01:58:21 UTC

fuck outta here

2018-09-13 01:58:21 UTC

you do you brian, you know all about how people work and have plenty of healthy relationships

2018-09-13 01:58:27 UTC

i said dont fuck her within the first 2 days lmao

2018-09-13 01:58:33 UTC

>starting shit

2018-09-13 01:58:33 UTC

look at that backhanded shit

2018-09-13 01:58:34 UTC

lmao

2018-09-13 01:58:34 UTC

magical concept

2018-09-13 01:59:20 UTC

miss me with that fuck shit

2018-09-13 01:59:32 UTC

miss me with that herpes shit

2018-09-13 01:59:37 UTC

lmao

2018-09-13 01:59:44 UTC

nice you're like everyone else on OH

2018-09-13 01:59:47 UTC

you're literally Kirk

2018-09-13 01:59:52 UTC

enjoy being a fat italian boomer

2018-09-13 02:00:09 UTC

hurr herpes durr

2018-09-13 02:00:12 UTC

you're like Erin

2018-09-13 02:00:14 UTC

Congrats

2018-09-13 02:00:18 UTC

you're as smart as Erin

2018-09-13 02:00:55 UTC

triggered

2018-09-13 02:01:03 UTC

>triggered

2018-09-13 02:01:07 UTC

i gave you some simple advice and you lost your noodle fam

2018-09-13 02:01:08 UTC

you're a fucking fag

2018-09-13 02:01:11 UTC

drink a beer bro

2018-09-13 02:01:14 UTC

kys

2018-09-13 02:01:15 UTC

so fucking mad

2018-09-13 02:01:22 UTC

dude weed bro

2018-09-13 02:01:33 UTC

this is why we arent that good of friends anymore, you're a spastic

2018-09-13 02:01:37 UTC

just like chill out fam

2018-09-13 02:01:39 UTC

be a doormat

2018-09-13 02:01:45 UTC

take shit from people haha

2018-09-13 02:01:51 UTC

why are you overreacting bro lol

2018-09-13 02:01:54 UTC

just drink a beer

2018-09-13 02:02:13 UTC

you're a piece of shit, woah man why are you so mad

2018-09-13 02:02:29 UTC

I just said you're a dirty person lol just chill

2018-09-13 02:02:32 UTC

Ur both faggots who like butt stuff now chill lel

2018-09-13 02:02:37 UTC

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2018-09-13 02:02:45 UTC

@NiceFlopSprinkles makes some shit up

2018-09-13 02:03:05 UTC

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks acts like a sociopath and digs up information from people's past to hurt them

2018-09-13 02:03:10 UTC

I already said all I need to imma split for a bit

2018-09-13 02:03:13 UTC

Good on ya

2018-09-13 02:03:57 UTC

just get on the voicechat bro like chill out haha

2018-09-13 02:04:01 UTC

i said one line of text and ya lost it bud

2018-09-13 02:04:16 UTC

best of luck with those stress levels fam, i wish you the best as always

2018-09-13 02:04:17 UTC

I just say whatever I want to piss people off and get surprised when it works

2018-09-13 02:04:24 UTC

cool it bro

2018-09-13 02:04:34 UTC

I don't know what I do I'm a retard

2018-09-13 02:04:41 UTC

I have no agency just like a woman

2018-09-13 02:07:17 UTC

I broadcast my best friends' incurable illnesses in a public forum for the whole world to know nbd

2018-09-13 02:09:24 UTC

I'm not stressed I'm just standing my ground

2018-09-13 02:09:47 UTC

<:mateba2006m:448630968094294026>

2018-09-13 02:10:12 UTC

Damn

2018-09-13 02:10:51 UTC

So thatโ€™s what vc and pmโ€™s are for

2018-09-13 02:10:56 UTC

no shit

2018-09-13 02:11:01 UTC

That's what I'm trying to fucking say

2018-09-13 02:11:05 UTC

This kid doesn't get this

2018-09-13 02:11:19 UTC

Literally using ammo on me for no fucking reason

2018-09-13 04:27:41 UTC

@Psikek can't really straighten them

2018-09-13 04:27:48 UTC

But look at the other hand

2018-09-13 04:28:21 UTC

Are those sausage fingers?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/489653540168400896/JPEG_20180913_004630.jpg

2018-09-13 05:00:50 UTC

Maybe slimjim fingers

2018-09-13 05:01:41 UTC

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2018-09-13 07:24:05 UTC

Wait

2018-09-13 07:24:19 UTC

Bran why r u being mean

2018-09-13 10:57:10 UTC

Cause I can

2018-09-13 11:18:52 UTC

Nig nog

2018-09-13 13:02:47 UTC

@bbymarlsss have u ever seen hairspray

2018-09-13 13:02:55 UTC

that really fucking weird movie with john travolta

2018-09-13 13:07:27 UTC

@AcardiaNZ16 bang emily before she leaves fror college

2018-09-13 13:07:30 UTC

she is looking for D

2018-09-13 13:08:39 UTC

Not from me, literally talked to her about it the day before you got stuff from her

2018-09-13 13:09:35 UTC

im sorry fam ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-09-13 13:09:38 UTC

we all know the feel

2018-09-13 13:09:58 UTC

she is kinda a facist cunt

2018-09-13 13:10:01 UTC

not gonna lie fam

2018-09-13 13:12:04 UTC

Yeah, i was always there for her when shit was falling apart. she said she had feelings for me, then goes and dates an asshole who is like her ex but worse. Bitches to me about her problems with him, breaks up with him. Then what does she do? Goes and fucks my guitarist.

2018-09-13 13:12:49 UTC

well your first mistake is being there for them

2018-09-13 13:13:02 UTC

u can only be there for them if they are yours, dont show your power levels when they dont deserve it

2018-09-13 13:13:41 UTC

i only used her for nudes and didnt talk to her, and then she wanted more

2018-09-13 13:14:12 UTC

she got that fat 4head boi

2018-09-13 13:14:27 UTC

bro message her right now and say where my fat forhead girl at

2018-09-13 13:17:24 UTC

True being there for them just means you're in the friendzone

2018-09-13 13:33:09 UTC

How do you make a woman? Simple: take a man, remove all accountability, remove all expectations of being told no, and add a vagina / boobs

2018-09-13 13:41:09 UTC

and?

2018-09-13 13:41:11 UTC

what else

2018-09-13 13:41:23 UTC

mental status

2018-09-13 13:41:38 UTC

tell me dear bran, if a girl hit you what would you do?

2018-09-13 13:41:42 UTC

calm her down? hide?

2018-09-13 13:41:56 UTC

you do literally anything to a girl and they will call the police and ruin your life

2018-09-13 14:02:33 UTC

You can hit her back in that case

2018-09-13 14:02:40 UTC

I should know, I've done it before

2018-09-13 14:02:54 UTC

A fat girl tried hitting me so I punched her in the throat

2018-09-13 14:45:12 UTC

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2018-09-13 14:46:59 UTC

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2018-09-13 15:46:25 UTC

<:JewDab:452150957325680641> <:IgnoreListEmoji:451953545063694336> <:NazBol:435569221091721216>

2018-09-13 16:23:54 UTC

btfo

2018-09-13 16:31:09 UTC

I sent my girlfriend a racist meme and she thought it was funny, 10/10

2018-09-13 16:31:13 UTC

It was tame though

2018-09-13 16:36:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/489836905513615361/9DC7B897BD85444E947EBC23B180E620.jpg

2018-09-13 16:49:06 UTC

@Deleted User wait to bang

2018-09-13 16:50:46 UTC

Wow thank you that was succinct and without hurtful backhandedness

2018-09-13 16:51:06 UTC

I'll take your advice cause you're not a flaming douche

2018-09-13 16:51:25 UTC

<:Picardia:392506156708265984>

2018-09-13 17:08:46 UTC

No problem, old sport.

2018-09-13 17:59:30 UTC

crazy shit m8

2018-09-13 17:59:49 UTC

Florence is subsequently what I call my dick

2018-09-13 18:00:02 UTC

Cause it's penetrating the wet shores

2018-09-13 18:00:08 UTC

<:CharlesManson:437682806756343810>

2018-09-13 18:00:14 UTC

Big oof

2018-09-13 18:00:28 UTC

To bad it's not a category 8 ;)

2018-09-13 18:14:23 UTC

7.5 is still good

2018-09-13 18:18:59 UTC

It's the motion of the winds

2018-09-13 18:19:06 UTC

Not the category number

2018-09-13 18:21:49 UTC

If it's a hurricane then it doesn't matter where the winds are blowing

2018-09-13 18:21:55 UTC

The wind's gonna fuckin blow

2018-09-13 18:39:53 UTC

Um

2018-09-13 18:39:59 UTC

Ywah I donโ€™t like musicals tho

2018-09-13 18:52:31 UTC

Good

2018-09-13 18:52:33 UTC

They're dum

2018-09-13 20:10:55 UTC

John Travolta is the Aldi brand of Alec Baldwin

2018-09-13 20:12:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/489891193908494337/1536869544740-1913800377.jpg

2018-09-13 20:13:09 UTC

They're like the same person almost

2018-09-13 20:42:09 UTC

I don't think I've ever seen john travolta in anything but Grease.

2018-09-13 20:44:01 UTC

Also, you have Aldi in Burgerville?

2018-09-13 21:27:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/489909895873822720/unknown.png

2018-09-13 22:01:45 UTC

Yeah and we have IKEA

2018-09-13 22:01:55 UTC

Hey that's where I'm at, MI

2018-09-13 22:07:01 UTC

I knew you had IKEA.

2018-09-13 22:07:08 UTC

I've seen Fight Club.

2018-09-13 22:28:05 UTC

hey man no talking about it

2018-09-13 22:47:09 UTC

***__RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS__***

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2018-09-13 22:57:41 UTC

One day we will have humanoid Pepe people

2018-09-13 23:52:39 UTC

@gay nigger faggot will we ever actually finish a civ game

2018-09-14 00:21:24 UTC

```
The Friendly FascistToday at 5:20 PM
But someone tell me how to flirt correctly with a girl. Iโ€™m supposed to text her in an hour because she wants more lessons on stuff involving liters and shit
```

2018-09-14 00:21:29 UTC
2018-09-14 00:30:04 UTC

asking how to flirt

2018-09-14 00:30:07 UTC

talk to them

2018-09-14 00:36:28 UTC

the guy is a living meme

2018-09-14 00:48:29 UTC

Heโ€™s Ralphie from the Simpsons only irl

2018-09-14 02:46:35 UTC

@Deleted User oversmack?

2018-09-14 02:46:53 UTC

Bed

2018-09-14 02:46:56 UTC

Work

2018-09-14 02:46:59 UTC

Morning

2018-09-14 05:28:05 UTC

My buddy got a dwi, I had to pick up his jeep

2018-09-14 05:28:15 UTC

He interrupted my cheek clapping time

2018-09-14 07:01:22 UTC

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2018-09-14 07:15:24 UTC

UWU

2018-09-14 07:15:53 UTC

Wait they have aldi

2018-09-14 07:16:01 UTC

Aldi is pure pov

2018-09-14 10:48:04 UTC

Pov?

2018-09-14 10:49:00 UTC

Just had a dream that I shot up Heroin, AMA @here

2018-09-14 13:32:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/490152791914840076/220px-Toshimichi_Okubo_4.png

2018-09-14 13:53:15 UTC

nice beard bro

2018-09-14 14:09:40 UTC

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2018-09-14 14:30:39 UTC

is that actually gucci?

2018-09-14 14:30:42 UTC

also vc

2018-09-14 14:31:06 UTC
2018-09-14 14:37:11 UTC

Nobody's gonna ask about my dream

2018-09-14 14:37:13 UTC

Okay

2018-09-14 14:37:17 UTC

That's cool

2018-09-14 14:54:07 UTC

i saw someone injecting heroin live on omegle @Deleted User

2018-09-14 15:02:51 UTC

In my dream there was unlimited heroin and the needle was in my pocket without a cap

2018-09-14 15:03:16 UTC

Every time I stuck it in and injected it, it replenished itself

2018-09-14 15:21:04 UTC

its a sign

2018-09-14 15:22:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/490180673374519297/heroin_time.png

2018-09-14 15:23:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/490180758078488606/needle_hand.png

2018-09-14 15:23:21 UTC

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2018-09-14 15:31:47 UTC

Thatโ€™s a lot of heroin

2018-09-14 15:42:44 UTC

Mac Miller before his death

2018-09-14 15:42:52 UTC

LMAO

2018-09-14 15:44:12 UTC

This is for Arianna

2018-09-14 15:44:54 UTC

"Fucking spic ๐Ÿ’‰ "

2018-09-14 15:46:11 UTC

Lmao, whore behavior

2018-09-14 15:48:39 UTC

@molly molly I have information for you

2018-09-14 15:49:03 UTC

My girlfriend is also lactose intolerant and last night we got taco bell together to see who could shit more

2018-09-14 15:49:08 UTC

Goals fam

2018-09-14 15:49:33 UTC

Goals

2018-09-14 16:20:01 UTC

daily reminder everyone is lactose intolerant

2018-09-14 16:20:13 UTC

and our body cant process milk above the age of 3

2018-09-14 16:20:39 UTC

Not if u got the gened

2018-09-14 16:20:50 UTC

no homie

2018-09-14 16:20:58 UTC

our body physically cant process milk

2018-09-14 16:21:01 UTC

some more some less

2018-09-14 16:21:25 UTC

i have a degree in economy bro i know my shit

2018-09-14 16:21:45 UTC

Sure

2018-09-14 16:23:13 UTC

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2018-09-14 16:26:37 UTC

I chug milk

2018-09-14 16:26:39 UTC

Fym

2018-09-14 16:27:01 UTC

I've got those white peasant genes

2018-09-14 16:27:10 UTC

Polish German Slav gang

2018-09-14 16:27:22 UTC

@amsalem not everyone is a brown Jew like you

2018-09-14 16:33:38 UTC

Just got muted for saying Mario Fresno

2018-09-14 16:33:43 UTC

Feels good man

2018-09-14 16:40:51 UTC

ok go ahead and drink your hormone anti biotics and disease cocktail

2018-09-14 16:41:08 UTC

while i enjoy a nice sip out of my W H I T E M O N S T E R

2018-09-14 17:17:05 UTC

Lol nah American milk is NASTY

2018-09-14 17:33:18 UTC

American milk is better than your commie brown rapey milk

2018-09-14 17:46:44 UTC

No itโ€™s sooo groooos

2018-09-14 17:46:49 UTC

Itโ€™s nasty as fuck dood

2018-09-14 17:46:57 UTC

itโ€™s like watery and it tastes funny

2018-09-14 18:03:59 UTC

What fucking milk you drinking molly

2018-09-14 18:04:10 UTC

Nasty American milk

2018-09-14 18:04:40 UTC

Drink whole milk, sounds like you're drinking skim

2018-09-14 18:04:54 UTC

@Deleted User what milk does your mom buy

2018-09-14 18:05:41 UTC

My mom buys Meijer skim

2018-09-14 18:06:08 UTC

My dad buys me Kirkland Whole and it's fucking Godtier

2018-09-14 18:06:25 UTC

@molly you're drinking shit milk

2018-09-14 18:06:40 UTC

Walmart milk yucky

2018-09-14 18:07:01 UTC

Like the cheap shit here is better than the cheap shit there

2018-09-14 18:14:00 UTC

Lol I have tiny hands my iPhone 7 is too big for my hands :โ€™)

2018-09-14 18:20:26 UTC

You're literally comparing shit tier milk

2018-09-14 18:20:46 UTC

Imagine going to Walmart for literally any fucking reason

2018-09-14 18:21:01 UTC

Tha guns

2018-09-14 18:21:11 UTC

You all are mad tho

2018-09-14 18:21:26 UTC

imagine being able to buy milk at the same place u can buy milk

2018-09-14 18:21:36 UTC

SHH

2018-09-14 18:21:42 UTC

I KNOW SHUSH I MEANT GUNS

2018-09-14 18:21:43 UTC

AAAAAAA

2018-09-14 18:21:56 UTC

I'm pretty sure most stores have milk

2018-09-14 18:22:01 UTC

U got a license for that

2018-09-14 18:22:16 UTC

U got a license for that mjรถlk

2018-09-14 18:22:26 UTC

Molly I'm sorry but your shit posting has been taken away

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