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good shit fam, you studying?
i havent gone through brakes yet or i would send you pictures of my notes, i have however gone through undercar if you want those notes
if you send me some of the ase questions i can give you the right pages bby
Nice dude
@Deleted User donโt dick her if sheโs under 20 or immature
Bad idea imo
But you do you
>Sociopath tells me my relationship isn't gonna be long lasting
<:OkRetard:451054972025569290>
@NiceFlopSprinkles she's 20
Kewl
Congrats by the way man
Iโm glad you got a giel
@Deleted User i hope youre joking
really do
Gurl*
are you gonna deadmin me
again
deadmin?
de-admin
wut
>drama
right
>in general chat
literally for no reason
>wew lad
you started it lmao
fuck outta here
you do you brian, you know all about how people work and have plenty of healthy relationships
i said dont fuck her within the first 2 days lmao
>starting shit
look at that backhanded shit
lmao
magical concept
miss me with that fuck shit
miss me with that herpes shit
lmao
nice you're like everyone else on OH
you're literally Kirk
enjoy being a fat italian boomer
hurr herpes durr
you're like Erin
Congrats
you're as smart as Erin
triggered
>triggered
i gave you some simple advice and you lost your noodle fam
you're a fucking fag
drink a beer bro
kys
so fucking mad
dude weed bro
this is why we arent that good of friends anymore, you're a spastic
just like chill out fam
be a doormat
take shit from people haha
why are you overreacting bro lol
just drink a beer
you're a piece of shit, woah man why are you so mad
I just said you're a dirty person lol just chill
Ur both faggots who like butt stuff now chill lel
@NiceFlopSprinkles makes some shit up
@Curdled_Anal_Chunks acts like a sociopath and digs up information from people's past to hurt them
I already said all I need to imma split for a bit
Good on ya
just get on the voicechat bro like chill out haha
i said one line of text and ya lost it bud
best of luck with those stress levels fam, i wish you the best as always
I just say whatever I want to piss people off and get surprised when it works
cool it bro
I don't know what I do I'm a retard
I have no agency just like a woman
I broadcast my best friends' incurable illnesses in a public forum for the whole world to know nbd
I'm not stressed I'm just standing my ground
<:mateba2006m:448630968094294026>
Damn
So thatโs what vc and pmโs are for
no shit
That's what I'm trying to fucking say
This kid doesn't get this
Literally using ammo on me for no fucking reason
But look at the other hand
Are those sausage fingers?
Maybe slimjim fingers
Wait
Bran why r u being mean
Cause I can
Nig nog
@bbymarlsss have u ever seen hairspray
that really fucking weird movie with john travolta
@AcardiaNZ16 bang emily before she leaves fror college
she is looking for D
Not from me, literally talked to her about it the day before you got stuff from her
im sorry fam ๐ฆ
we all know the feel
she is kinda a facist cunt
not gonna lie fam
Yeah, i was always there for her when shit was falling apart. she said she had feelings for me, then goes and dates an asshole who is like her ex but worse. Bitches to me about her problems with him, breaks up with him. Then what does she do? Goes and fucks my guitarist.
well your first mistake is being there for them
u can only be there for them if they are yours, dont show your power levels when they dont deserve it
i only used her for nudes and didnt talk to her, and then she wanted more
she got that fat 4head boi
bro message her right now and say where my fat forhead girl at
True being there for them just means you're in the friendzone
How do you make a woman? Simple: take a man, remove all accountability, remove all expectations of being told no, and add a vagina / boobs
and?
what else
mental status
tell me dear bran, if a girl hit you what would you do?
calm her down? hide?
you do literally anything to a girl and they will call the police and ruin your life
You can hit her back in that case
I should know, I've done it before
A fat girl tried hitting me so I punched her in the throat
<:JewDab:452150957325680641> <:IgnoreListEmoji:451953545063694336> <:NazBol:435569221091721216>
btfo
I sent my girlfriend a racist meme and she thought it was funny, 10/10
It was tame though
@Deleted User wait to bang
Wow thank you that was succinct and without hurtful backhandedness
I'll take your advice cause you're not a flaming douche
<:Picardia:392506156708265984>
No problem, old sport.
crazy shit m8
Florence is subsequently what I call my dick
Cause it's penetrating the wet shores
<:CharlesManson:437682806756343810>
Big oof
To bad it's not a category 8 ;)
7.5 is still good
It's the motion of the winds
Not the category number
If it's a hurricane then it doesn't matter where the winds are blowing
The wind's gonna fuckin blow
Um
Ywah I donโt like musicals tho
Good
They're dum
John Travolta is the Aldi brand of Alec Baldwin
They're like the same person almost
I don't think I've ever seen john travolta in anything but Grease.
Also, you have Aldi in Burgerville?
Yeah and we have IKEA
Hey that's where I'm at, MI
I knew you had IKEA.
I've seen Fight Club.
hey man no talking about it
***__RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS__***
One day we will have humanoid Pepe people
@gay nigger faggot will we ever actually finish a civ game
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The Friendly FascistToday at 5:20 PM
But someone tell me how to flirt correctly with a girl. Iโm supposed to text her in an hour because she wants more lessons on stuff involving liters and shit
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asking how to flirt
talk to them
the guy is a living meme
Heโs Ralphie from the Simpsons only irl
@Deleted User oversmack?
Bed
Work
Morning
My buddy got a dwi, I had to pick up his jeep
He interrupted my cheek clapping time
UWU
Wait they have aldi
Aldi is pure pov
Pov?
Just had a dream that I shot up Heroin, AMA @here
nice beard bro
is that actually gucci?
also vc
Poverty @Deleted User
Nobody's gonna ask about my dream
Okay
That's cool
i saw someone injecting heroin live on omegle @Deleted User
In my dream there was unlimited heroin and the needle was in my pocket without a cap
Every time I stuck it in and injected it, it replenished itself
its a sign
Thatโs a lot of heroin
Mac Miller before his death
LMAO
This is for Arianna
"Fucking spic ๐ "
Lmao, whore behavior
@molly molly I have information for you
My girlfriend is also lactose intolerant and last night we got taco bell together to see who could shit more
Goals fam
Goals
daily reminder everyone is lactose intolerant
and our body cant process milk above the age of 3
Not if u got the gened
no homie
our body physically cant process milk
some more some less
i have a degree in economy bro i know my shit
Sure
I chug milk
Fym
I've got those white peasant genes
Polish German Slav gang
@amsalem not everyone is a brown Jew like you
Just got muted for saying Mario Fresno
Feels good man
ok go ahead and drink your hormone anti biotics and disease cocktail
while i enjoy a nice sip out of my W H I T E M O N S T E R
Lol nah American milk is NASTY
American milk is better than your commie brown rapey milk
No itโs sooo groooos
Itโs nasty as fuck dood
itโs like watery and it tastes funny
What fucking milk you drinking molly
Nasty American milk
Drink whole milk, sounds like you're drinking skim
@Deleted User what milk does your mom buy
My mom buys Meijer skim
My dad buys me Kirkland Whole and it's fucking Godtier
@molly you're drinking shit milk
Walmart milk yucky
Like the cheap shit here is better than the cheap shit there
@molly BTFO By Apple in California
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/09/13/apple-criticised-making-phones-big-average-female-hand-announces/
Lol I have tiny hands my iPhone 7 is too big for my hands :โ)
You're literally comparing shit tier milk
Imagine going to Walmart for literally any fucking reason
Tha guns
You all are mad tho
imagine being able to buy milk at the same place u can buy milk
SHH
I KNOW SHUSH I MEANT GUNS
AAAAAAA
I'm pretty sure most stores have milk
U got a license for that
U got a license for that mjรถlk
Molly I'm sorry but your shit posting has been taken away
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