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That's "her"
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<:GayNiggasKissin:429290866071306251> <:GayNiggasKissin:429290866071306251>
Someone invite her here lmao
fuck
she's gorgeous
Man
He's
Mario is a lucky guy
Who's Mario
The sex offender?
Mario Fiasco
The world renowned forklift driver
Mario pistachio?
He competes in forklift formula one
Ohhh
The java coder?
10/10
Pfp
Lmao
Please stop posting the same picture 5 times in 3 hours
???
"ohhhhh yepikaiay we got a herd of nigger caddle"
@Deleted User how did last night go
@Deleted User vc?
Anyone want Lena Dunhamโs nudes
That fat whore? No, not really.
k
vc
@gay nigger faggot i do
Out of curiosity
Check cringe
my black roommate just came home and he is telling me about some friends of his back home
2 of his bestfriends, 1 who was a marine/still is, got in a fight and started spraying his friends down with a submachine gun
trained in combat for 4 years and he turns around the second shit hits fist fight level he sprays down his friends with a submachine gun
Last night went okay
She's trying to friend zone me hard
how so
what has she said/done
She said she like-likes me but then won't kiss me or call it a date
I'm confused
she isnt trying to friendzone you
its called hanging out
Well I don't have friends who are girls
Cause it's a waste of time
yes
But now I guess I do
Oh well
She told me to text her when I get home
Then she said I should visit her at work if it's not busy
Queen of Mixed Signals
just text her and ask her what she thinks of u
and build your false personality from those stepping stones
oh god no dont do thaaat
i know a boy like that
i asked him how he felt about me and he left me on read :')
molly you shouldnt be trying to date boys yet
going to see you on 16 and pregnant
im not trying to date themmmm
so young
so empty heaeded
dont date on a false personality
thats fucking stupid
what do you think about me=if its anything bad there goes the last 4 months of counseling
I mean she clearly likes me so idk
shouldnt look for other peoples opinions about yourself, cause it can fuck with you pretty hard
lol ik
lol ik as i do it
LOL YEAH
I wouldn't have had both Brandon and Travis telling me to hit her up
I CANT HELP MYSELF
If she didn't like me
Unless they were being like those jocks at my high school
my counsellor told me to ask him man idk
But they're not jocks lol
shes wild
text her
and say what do you think about me so far
because i think you are kickass
She's at work
what time do you want me to swing by your work
give her a reason for asking, and a side excuse so that question isnt the main focal point of the text
Trust me I don't need to compliment her more lmao
then she feels less pressured
I'd rather just sit here in the dark honestly
mk
smash her over the head
and drag her to your cave
glass er
o
The more I try to force things the more it's gonna be a pain in the ass
As in spending more time trying to bullshit something to say
I'll let her hit me up
Unless she almost kills our snap streak
bran im telling you dude
just
smash her over the head
and drag her to a cave
<:Grug:430012414038114304>
black dirty roommate asked for basically a free blunt
like with weed
smoke it with him <:GWcmeisterPeepoShrug:403295315685539852>
you know how (they) smoke blunts that arent theirs?
like its theirs
No.
Because I don't smoke like a degenerate.
๐คท
do you buy your bait at walmart
cause its trash
That is a country.
It's just got a lot of Israeli visitors.
"Girl"
That means 40yo fat gay guy
the average woman wants a man with a 6.5 inch penis
thats awful
i dont have much to spare after that 6.5
the national average is 5.5 i believe
nah nothing matters besides how thicc your wallet is <:Tibbies:403373273792118794>
Those whores without any job and who have seen more dicks than an urologist think theyre entitled to a big dick @Curdled_Anal_Chunks
Thats the issues with those rancid swines we call women
They all think they can get an 8/10 guy
Cos Chad shagged em once when he was drunk
True
There's less than nothing to do here
I wanna either sleep or go home and sleep
The average woman says 6.5 inches in the perfect size, doesnt know what that has to do with chad or brad
You sound like a mad incel
Yes
I'm too far gone
Also I love how the average is around 5 inches but everyone who ever told me their dick size on the internet were all above 6
or even my mates say they're all above 16 cm
I mean I measured mine with a ruler
So I trust the ruler
I don't trust no rulers
That's fake news
okay cm using commie <:CommieShekel:478741405410525234>
@molly what is your ideology
OOHF um
Idk
Libertarian something
I think?
BIG MOOD
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cheap laughs but big mood
guys
Infowars is on BitChute
hehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheehehehehehehehehee
FLIGHT
wut
STEP
oh the song
BLUNT
CRASH
theheheh
SCRAPE
Never measured with ruler
Just iPhones and Gatorade bottles
lmao
brainlet
<:TFWtooSmart:414134895833776133>
fuck, a nigga really got school in less than a week
i wish there was a special ed class in college that way i could just scream and be sent there
you're still in college?
yeah lol i took a gap year bc of rehab
oh damn
i am not feeling good about going back
yeah neither am I
hardest year and I've gotta find a part time job somewhere
no such luck last year
the entire humanities dep at my school looks like the local nambla chapter
Do you press against the bone when measuring
there's no bone in your wang
@gay nigger faggot pretty much what I expected
looks like I was right about PizzaGate
i poasted that weeks ago nibba
Sam Hyde confirms the weird pedophillic shit in media
did you
p sure
i was busy probably
understandable
"Catfishing pedophilles"
dude you could do this
Sam Hyde did this shit
it kinda makes me want to get behind the paywall
then we could have watch parties
with rabbit
"it's a known thing that eric wareheim cant get hard if the girl is older than 18"
that's fucked m80
@j danielson is Cristina over
@Deleted User use her proper name you fucking degenerate
@amsalem vc
3 am. Can't
crusty?
crusty nutters
cant see it
those damn ashies
wont let me hear a song about banging cowboys<:GWsetmyxPeepoSad:405337568901726209>
I hate when my head gets bitten into by a giant demon tiger...
And then having it yanked off, along with my torso.
and then Guts comes in, looking blockier then Steve.
this looks like the demonata series with images
Is Demonata any good?
by shan?
its kickass
whoa dude, no bigots allowed! this is a hate speech free zone, not cool dude!
@Rael welcome
Just gave you a role so you can talk
I'll just shoot them instead
My black roommate keeps asking me for the loud
They are currently talking about fried chicken
They came back with fried chicken
This better be good.
then he leaves
@gay nigger faggot Lester Holt's grandparents should've been lynched
@Curdled_Anal_Chunks online
under 18
older that 15
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