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2018-08-16 13:22:43 UTC

That's "her"

2018-08-16 13:23:40 UTC

PPPFT

2018-08-16 13:26:08 UTC

<:GayNiggasKissin:429290866071306251> <:GayNiggasKissin:429290866071306251>

2018-08-16 13:26:29 UTC

Someone invite her here lmao

2018-08-16 13:28:51 UTC

fuck

2018-08-16 13:28:53 UTC

she's gorgeous

2018-08-16 13:29:00 UTC

Man

2018-08-16 13:29:00 UTC

He's

2018-08-16 13:29:03 UTC

Mario is a lucky guy

2018-08-16 13:29:11 UTC

Who's Mario

2018-08-16 13:29:15 UTC

The sex offender?

2018-08-16 13:29:19 UTC

Mario Fiasco

2018-08-16 13:29:30 UTC

The world renowned forklift driver

2018-08-16 13:29:31 UTC

Mario pistachio?

2018-08-16 13:29:47 UTC

He competes in forklift formula one

2018-08-16 13:29:52 UTC

Ohhh

2018-08-16 13:30:00 UTC

The java coder?

2018-08-16 13:31:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/479643429622513665/Screenshot_20180816-163135.png

2018-08-16 13:36:12 UTC

10/10

2018-08-16 13:39:06 UTC

Pfp

2018-08-16 13:39:52 UTC

Lmao

2018-08-16 13:45:48 UTC

Please stop posting the same picture 5 times in 3 hours

2018-08-16 13:58:07 UTC

???

2018-08-16 14:01:26 UTC

"ohhhhh yepikaiay we got a herd of nigger caddle"

2018-08-16 14:03:37 UTC

@Deleted User how did last night go

2018-08-16 14:31:08 UTC
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2018-08-16 14:32:10 UTC

Anyone want Lena Dunhamโ€™s nudes

2018-08-16 14:32:22 UTC

That fat whore? No, not really.

2018-08-16 14:32:34 UTC

k

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vc

2018-08-16 14:34:20 UTC
2018-08-16 14:34:28 UTC

Out of curiosity

2018-08-16 14:34:35 UTC

Check cringe

2018-08-16 14:42:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/479661335177723928/unknown.png

2018-08-16 14:44:13 UTC

my black roommate just came home and he is telling me about some friends of his back home

2018-08-16 14:44:44 UTC

2 of his bestfriends, 1 who was a marine/still is, got in a fight and started spraying his friends down with a submachine gun

2018-08-16 14:46:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/479662198763814927/1-12-2018_11-58_70611.jpg

2018-08-16 14:46:30 UTC

trained in combat for 4 years and he turns around the second shit hits fist fight level he sprays down his friends with a submachine gun

2018-08-16 14:46:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/479662260952760349/12-20-2017_12-52_87004.jpg

2018-08-16 14:52:48 UTC

Last night went okay

2018-08-16 14:52:55 UTC

She's trying to friend zone me hard

2018-08-16 14:54:10 UTC

how so

2018-08-16 14:54:13 UTC

what has she said/done

2018-08-16 14:54:37 UTC

She said she like-likes me but then won't kiss me or call it a date

2018-08-16 14:54:44 UTC

I'm confused

2018-08-16 14:55:02 UTC

she isnt trying to friendzone you

2018-08-16 14:55:14 UTC

its called hanging out

2018-08-16 14:55:25 UTC

Well I don't have friends who are girls

2018-08-16 14:55:34 UTC

Cause it's a waste of time

2018-08-16 14:55:37 UTC

yes

2018-08-16 14:55:40 UTC

But now I guess I do

2018-08-16 14:55:53 UTC

Oh well

2018-08-16 14:56:10 UTC

She told me to text her when I get home

2018-08-16 14:56:23 UTC

Then she said I should visit her at work if it's not busy

2018-08-16 14:56:38 UTC

Queen of Mixed Signals

2018-08-16 14:57:10 UTC

just text her and ask her what she thinks of u

2018-08-16 14:57:20 UTC

and build your false personality from those stepping stones

2018-08-16 14:57:24 UTC

oh god no dont do thaaat

2018-08-16 14:57:32 UTC

i know a boy like that

2018-08-16 14:57:48 UTC

i asked him how he felt about me and he left me on read :')

2018-08-16 14:58:43 UTC

molly you shouldnt be trying to date boys yet

2018-08-16 14:58:51 UTC

going to see you on 16 and pregnant

2018-08-16 14:59:45 UTC

im not trying to date themmmm

2018-08-16 15:00:46 UTC

so young

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so empty heaeded

2018-08-16 15:01:11 UTC

dont date on a false personality

2018-08-16 15:01:16 UTC

thats fucking stupid

2018-08-16 15:01:22 UTC

what do you think about me=if its anything bad there goes the last 4 months of counseling

2018-08-16 15:01:36 UTC

I mean she clearly likes me so idk

2018-08-16 15:01:45 UTC

shouldnt look for other peoples opinions about yourself, cause it can fuck with you pretty hard

2018-08-16 15:01:51 UTC

lol ik

2018-08-16 15:01:57 UTC

lol ik as i do it

2018-08-16 15:02:06 UTC

LOL YEAH

2018-08-16 15:02:09 UTC

I wouldn't have had both Brandon and Travis telling me to hit her up

2018-08-16 15:02:11 UTC

I CANT HELP MYSELF

2018-08-16 15:02:17 UTC

If she didn't like me

2018-08-16 15:02:51 UTC

Unless they were being like those jocks at my high school

2018-08-16 15:03:01 UTC

my counsellor told me to ask him man idk

2018-08-16 15:03:02 UTC

But they're not jocks lol

2018-08-16 15:03:05 UTC

shes wild

2018-08-16 15:03:11 UTC

text her

2018-08-16 15:03:17 UTC

and say what do you think about me so far

2018-08-16 15:03:23 UTC

because i think you are kickass

2018-08-16 15:03:24 UTC

She's at work

2018-08-16 15:03:31 UTC

what time do you want me to swing by your work

2018-08-16 15:03:50 UTC

give her a reason for asking, and a side excuse so that question isnt the main focal point of the text

2018-08-16 15:03:52 UTC

Trust me I don't need to compliment her more lmao

2018-08-16 15:04:04 UTC

then she feels less pressured

2018-08-16 15:04:20 UTC

I'd rather just sit here in the dark honestly

2018-08-16 15:04:26 UTC

mk

2018-08-16 15:04:26 UTC

smash her over the head

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and drag her to your cave

2018-08-16 15:04:33 UTC

glass er

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o

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The more I try to force things the more it's gonna be a pain in the ass

2018-08-16 15:05:22 UTC

As in spending more time trying to bullshit something to say

2018-08-16 15:05:41 UTC

I'll let her hit me up

2018-08-16 15:05:58 UTC

Unless she almost kills our snap streak

2018-08-16 15:06:45 UTC

bran im telling you dude

2018-08-16 15:06:47 UTC

just

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smash her over the head

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and drag her to a cave

2018-08-16 15:07:02 UTC

<:Grug:430012414038114304>

2018-08-16 15:08:06 UTC

black dirty roommate asked for basically a free blunt

2018-08-16 15:08:09 UTC

like with weed

2018-08-16 15:11:38 UTC

smoke it with him <:GWcmeisterPeepoShrug:403295315685539852>

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you know how (they) smoke blunts that arent theirs?

2018-08-16 15:13:34 UTC

like its theirs

2018-08-16 15:14:01 UTC

No.

2018-08-16 15:14:08 UTC

Because I don't smoke like a degenerate.

2018-08-16 15:14:16 UTC

๐Ÿคท

2018-08-16 15:14:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/479669283354312714/unknown.png

2018-08-16 15:14:35 UTC

do you buy your bait at walmart

2018-08-16 15:14:38 UTC

cause its trash

2018-08-16 15:14:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/479669338761068556/unknown.png

2018-08-16 15:14:59 UTC

That is a country.

2018-08-16 15:16:00 UTC

It's just got a lot of Israeli visitors.

2018-08-16 16:34:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/479689495633985546/unknown.png

2018-08-16 16:55:26 UTC

"Girl"

2018-08-16 16:55:43 UTC

That means 40yo fat gay guy

2018-08-16 16:58:20 UTC

the average woman wants a man with a 6.5 inch penis

2018-08-16 16:58:24 UTC

thats awful

2018-08-16 16:58:36 UTC

i dont have much to spare after that 6.5

2018-08-16 16:58:44 UTC

the national average is 5.5 i believe

2018-08-16 17:01:23 UTC

nah nothing matters besides how thicc your wallet is <:Tibbies:403373273792118794>

2018-08-16 17:18:09 UTC

Those whores without any job and who have seen more dicks than an urologist think theyre entitled to a big dick @Curdled_Anal_Chunks

2018-08-16 17:18:28 UTC

Thats the issues with those rancid swines we call women

2018-08-16 17:18:45 UTC

They all think they can get an 8/10 guy

2018-08-16 17:19:02 UTC

Cos Chad shagged em once when he was drunk

2018-08-16 18:07:56 UTC

True

2018-08-16 18:08:06 UTC

There's less than nothing to do here

2018-08-16 18:08:15 UTC

I wanna either sleep or go home and sleep

2018-08-16 20:18:08 UTC

The average woman says 6.5 inches in the perfect size, doesnt know what that has to do with chad or brad

2018-08-16 20:18:19 UTC

You sound like a mad incel

2018-08-16 20:23:29 UTC

Yes

2018-08-16 20:23:34 UTC

I'm too far gone

2018-08-16 20:24:20 UTC

Also I love how the average is around 5 inches but everyone who ever told me their dick size on the internet were all above 6

2018-08-16 20:24:37 UTC

or even my mates say they're all above 16 cm

2018-08-16 20:38:23 UTC

I mean I measured mine with a ruler

2018-08-16 20:38:28 UTC

So I trust the ruler

2018-08-16 21:33:35 UTC

I don't trust no rulers

2018-08-16 21:33:40 UTC

That's fake news

2018-08-16 22:46:04 UTC

okay cm using commie <:CommieShekel:478741405410525234>

2018-08-16 22:46:43 UTC

@molly what is your ideology

2018-08-16 22:46:57 UTC

OOHF um

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Idk

2018-08-16 22:47:02 UTC

Libertarian something

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I think?

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2018-08-16 23:19:41 UTC

BIG MOOD

2018-08-16 23:20:20 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2018-08-16 23:21:07 UTC

cheap laughs but big mood

2018-08-16 23:21:42 UTC

guys

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2018-08-16 23:21:52 UTC

Infowars is on BitChute

2018-08-16 23:22:31 UTC

hehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheehehehehehehehehee

2018-08-16 23:23:03 UTC

FLIGHT

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wut

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STEP

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oh the song

2018-08-16 23:23:57 UTC

BLUNT

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CRASH

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theheheh

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SCRAPE

2018-08-16 23:25:23 UTC

Never measured with ruler

2018-08-16 23:25:31 UTC

Just iPhones and Gatorade bottles

2018-08-16 23:25:38 UTC

lmao

2018-08-16 23:25:51 UTC

brainlet

2018-08-16 23:25:53 UTC

<:TFWtooSmart:414134895833776133>

2018-08-16 23:26:18 UTC

fuck, a nigga really got school in less than a week

2018-08-16 23:27:09 UTC

i wish there was a special ed class in college that way i could just scream and be sent there

2018-08-16 23:27:20 UTC

you're still in college?

2018-08-16 23:27:35 UTC

yeah lol i took a gap year bc of rehab

2018-08-16 23:27:48 UTC

oh damn

2018-08-16 23:27:58 UTC

i am not feeling good about going back

2018-08-16 23:28:06 UTC

yeah neither am I

2018-08-16 23:28:19 UTC

hardest year and I've gotta find a part time job somewhere

2018-08-16 23:28:25 UTC

no such luck last year

2018-08-16 23:33:01 UTC

the entire humanities dep at my school looks like the local nambla chapter

2018-08-16 23:42:30 UTC

Do you press against the bone when measuring

2018-08-16 23:44:42 UTC

there's no bone in your wang

2018-08-16 23:44:51 UTC

@gay nigger faggot pretty much what I expected

2018-08-16 23:44:59 UTC

looks like I was right about PizzaGate

2018-08-16 23:45:26 UTC

i poasted that weeks ago nibba

2018-08-16 23:45:26 UTC

Sam Hyde confirms the weird pedophillic shit in media

2018-08-16 23:45:30 UTC

did you

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p sure

2018-08-16 23:45:41 UTC

i was busy probably

2018-08-16 23:45:50 UTC

understandable

2018-08-16 23:46:04 UTC

"Catfishing pedophilles"

2018-08-16 23:46:18 UTC

dude you could do this

2018-08-16 23:46:40 UTC

Sam Hyde did this shit

2018-08-16 23:47:08 UTC

it kinda makes me want to get behind the paywall

2018-08-16 23:47:21 UTC

then we could have watch parties

2018-08-16 23:47:23 UTC

with rabbit

2018-08-16 23:47:52 UTC

"it's a known thing that eric wareheim cant get hard if the girl is older than 18"

2018-08-16 23:54:48 UTC

that's fucked m80

2018-08-16 23:55:16 UTC

@j danielson is Cristina over

2018-08-17 00:29:19 UTC

@Deleted User use her proper name you fucking degenerate

2018-08-17 00:35:31 UTC
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3 am. Can't

2018-08-17 00:50:26 UTC

crusty?

2018-08-17 00:50:54 UTC

crusty nutters

2018-08-17 01:05:05 UTC

cant see it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/479817915307261955/unknown.png

2018-08-17 01:05:19 UTC

those damn ashies

2018-08-17 01:22:23 UTC

wont let me hear a song about banging cowboys<:GWsetmyxPeepoSad:405337568901726209>

2018-08-17 01:32:18 UTC

I hate when my head gets bitten into by a giant demon tiger...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/479824764148383744/Berserk_-_Chapter_259_-_11.jpg

2018-08-17 01:34:01 UTC

And then having it yanked off, along with my torso.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/479825195604115456/Berserk_-_Chapter_259_-_12-1.jpg

2018-08-17 01:38:06 UTC

and then Guts comes in, looking blockier then Steve.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/479826225393827865/Berserk_-_Chapter_259_-_19-1.jpg

2018-08-17 02:01:35 UTC

this looks like the demonata series with images

2018-08-17 02:20:49 UTC

Is Demonata any good?

2018-08-17 02:20:55 UTC

by shan?

2018-08-17 02:20:58 UTC

its kickass

2018-08-17 05:58:45 UTC

@Psikek myra thinks youre cute dude

2018-08-17 06:55:38 UTC

2018-08-17 07:24:24 UTC

whoa dude, no bigots allowed! this is a hate speech free zone, not cool dude!

2018-08-17 07:55:34 UTC

@K3 Myra also thinks you're cute

2018-08-17 15:03:39 UTC

@Rael welcome

2018-08-17 15:04:20 UTC

Just gave you a role so you can talk

2018-08-17 15:28:40 UTC

I'll just shoot them instead

2018-08-17 15:28:53 UTC

My black roommate keeps asking me for the loud

2018-08-17 15:32:41 UTC

They are currently talking about fried chicken

2018-08-17 16:20:34 UTC

They came back with fried chicken

2018-08-17 16:48:23 UTC

@amsalem who's myra?

2018-08-17 16:48:32 UTC

This better be good.

2018-08-17 17:10:10 UTC

then he leaves

2018-08-17 17:18:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/480062792133771274/30Gh2OfqxrjvaSqEgw5ZhWG3Pq1Nh1PwpEfzBIuw4WM.png

2018-08-17 17:47:05 UTC

@gay nigger faggot Lester Holt's grandparents should've been lynched

2018-08-18 00:58:56 UTC

@Psikek myrait nut you faggot

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2018-08-18 03:13:35 UTC

under 18

2018-08-18 03:13:42 UTC

older that 15

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