@Literally John Elway why is your name John Elway but you have a pony in your pic

Well, it mostly has to do with the fact that John Elway is football for all time, and all the ponies of Equestria have certified and can attain to this fact.

You see, John Elway wasn't always football. There was a time when John Elway was only 29, maybe 33% football. However when the Lord Jesus Christ called him on the phone and said John Elway you need to be 100% football, do you know what he did? Do you think he just laid down and sucked his thumb and cried the way you probably would you pussy? No, fuck no. John Elway took the fucking call and answered.

John Elway was always the man to become football. John Elway was sired by Dan Reeves, born of Rainbow Dash, conceived in fire, Master of Football, Lord of the Denver Broncos now and Forever.

In the Name of Jesus Christ and God Bless American.

My middle name is Elway

Don’t do this to the Elway name.

Don’t make it a pony thing

I'm afraid it's already a serious meme on /mlpol/

End it

Please

What has been done in the land of football cannot be undone, for in the time of the ancients, in the long long ago, there was no football. All the ponies of the land wandered in darkness, without Football. But then the Lord John Elway came to the ponies and also inside Rainbow Dash, and then there was football.

Don’t do this to the Broncos

Football for everyone? Yes.

Are you ok?

Why is John Elway a mlp meme

I'm afraid it's already been done.

Are you even a broncos fan?

The Denver Broncos cannot be joined, the Denver Broncos join you. They take all the footballs and splice them together with genetics to make John Elway, and John Elway punts you right in the nigger cunt until you bleed football out of your ears and then become Payton Manning.

When Payton Manning licks your earlobe you know it's time to receive football. The football that you receive is not the eternal football, it is just regular football, but it is symbolic.

Take football and run. Run, forest, run. To forest. Run Forrest. With Football. Then give football to John Elway and say "Touchdown!" and you will become football. Then, Denver Broncos.

Sincerely,
Football.

@Deleted User can we kick him pls

I was invited by @NiceFlopSprinkles, @Anemic Crusader can also vouch for me.

Also:
John Elway is the king of all that is and was the Denver Broncos. John Elway is the alpha and the omega, also known as scootie puff senior the Doom Bringer. He has so many footballs you won't know where to put them all.

Do you want to know how to spell John Elway's name in ancient Hebrew? No, you don't, because it would convert you instantly into football and you would explode into all football. Football for everyone? Yes, but not for you.

Football.

This isn’t okay

My little pony is gay

They aren’t gonna ruin football

No u gay

Pls stop

And u do mic spam

Lowest form of shitposting

Okay? I'll tell you what's okay: The Denver Broncos.

In the days of yore there was no football, and no Denver, and no Broncos. There was however John Elway, for John Elway is eternal. And God said unto John Elway, thou shalt build me an ark, only it won't be an ark so much as it will be football.

And John Elway did build football 40 cubits wide and 40 cubits deep with a circumference of 40 million cubits and a football. The football was pleasing to the God and the American, and he said unto Moses: You should be more like John Elway you raging faggot.

And Moses said unto the Lord: Fuck you I'm a Patriots fan.

And God did smite Moses for his faggotry and there was much rejoice and football was had for all. And John Elway did make more football and put football on the moon and put all the footballs in space which made the world for the third time that day.

Amen.

John Elway is a god amongst men and pony

Alike

He is an American legend

Not a mlp meme

Kys

No literally u

Oh shit

You’re cancer

I just bust my gut

Go the fuck back to ebaums world ultrafag

I don’t even know what your saying

>implying

Mlp is for fags who like to fuck animals

Fucking newfag

Did you just plug into the internet yesterday?

When you fell out your mom’s clam?

@Pheedy

Please die

Pls

You all need jesus

^

including you fag

Obesity is gay and you should feel gay

I’m beautiful

(X) Doubt

@Literally John Elway jerks off to ponies in a little girls show and makes memes out of it

You are an obese faggot, CONFESS!

Kneel before we make you kneel fagboi

What did I walk into

Holy shit this brings back some good memories

This is fun

This shitposting is making me a very happy grug

For future reference, I think it’s preferred if we keep le pr0nz to the nsfw channels

kk

👌

fair enough

This place is pretty comfy

Yea except for @Pheedy don’t try to tell me that floater is a candy bar

You fucking faggot

Dude you make no sense

I bet you're a leaf

or one of them slanty-eyed dog eaters

@Pheedy it's ok

Keke

Clearly @Pheedy needs to learn that Football is Magic.

Agreed

A real pic of @Pheedy right now!

Horses are pretty cool

hoers is love
hoers is life

Especially when they're slaying sandniggers with us

oh shit now I want to hear that song

We only grow stronger with time

Life is like a game of chess, and I ain’t tryin to be the pawn

I, for one, will leave these niggas midgets while your boy stand tall.

This is fun to watch

If only I wasn't on mobile

kek, I attack everyone

I don't attack the rains down in Africa

Africa by Toto is the best song ever written by anyone in the history of ever.

Africa is nigger country

Also true

except for Rhodesia

and South Africa

I cannot besmirch slavs. Slavs and Celts have an unspoken alliance

An alliance of being defeated by the rest of Europe?

gas yourself amerimutt protonigger

Keke

u hab sins, confes them

I picked lint from my belly button on Lint

Isn’t that like a reverse sin or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PG2VJzVTrs

I think only if you gave up picking ur belly button

alright, this time I seriously do have to go to bed, I will see you all later

g'night

Sleep tight Football!

On that note I am going to head to bed sleep well all

g'night goy

👌🏿

Lel

Sleep tight Anon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=83&v=s-0DuYcWeBE

@Anon27 ⑨ I kicked John cause he posted porn outside of the tiddies channel

you can invite him back though

Ok

I tried messaging him but he's offline lol

I have class all day today fuck yeah

@Literally John Elway break the rules again and you get a demote

K sorry

just making sure the rules are properly enforced

I've never witnessed a rape, so they mustn't be real

@here vc

I am going to torture a small animal or something holy shit

I'm so beyond pissed

I've ascended anger

What happened?

I'll wait for Brandon to come in the server before I say anything about it

But to summarize my car is totaled and my sister is in the hospital

@AcardiaNZ16 tell brandon to get on so I can rerank him

Ok

Holy shit.. is she gonna be okay?

Howd it happen?

@Deleted User everything ok??

@Pheedy oh boy

oh boy oh man

I am having

The

Best

Day

Ever

oooh man

Explain dude

Is your sister ok?

okay

So my sister is fine

first of all

Second of all

She was turning left on a 5 lane road

She got tboned by an oncoming car

Holy fuck

She's a fucking retard

She texted me saying that "it's not her fault that a fat dyke hit her"

That

oooj

oooh

man

that made me so pissed

That’s fucked

holy shit

I wanted to strangle her

In that moment

How totaled is your car

Good thing she's 100+ miles away

and I DON'T HAVE A CAR

My car is currently undrivable or at least it looks that way

It's a car from 1999 so most likely it's gonna get scrapped

You got a pic?

Yeah but I got pissed as fuck when I saw it

So hold on I'll upload some

Okay so here's the car she hit

Here's my car

Maybe you just need a new door

Or your frame is fucked

You see that dent by the gas cap?

That was the worst I did to it

I got in accidents in parking lots and in neighborhoods

So compare

Little dent from me

vs the whole fucking frame

She better pay up

That's what I said

Cause if she doesn't she's dead

Her ass is grass

How are you going to get around

I'm away at school rn

So walking lol

That’s fucked

When I come back I'm sure I'll be able to take my dad's car

I was planning on buying it but not this soon

I mean it's an 11 year old car but fuck man

Did she apologize?

No

That's why I'm so fuckin pissed

@Deleted User vc

hold on class is almost over

@here vc you niggers where is everyone

I’ll join you

I'm here now

@AcardiaNZ16 vc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjV-Hj3u4Wg&t=2s

@Deleted User

who mention me

scroll up

the first meme

no

Oh

ok

haha funny

**M O V E O U T**

@Deleted User vc

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