> we were planning to make this defunkt base a tourist attraction for a long time, welcome

not enough to get arrested

dude i fucking hope so

just so i can say "remember the great raid?"

My friend drove to area 51 when he was close

he was greeted by a black SUV that followed him for a while

"Ah yes, here is the holding cell where we kept alien children while their accompanying adults were questioned on matters of galactic terrorism."

They did nothing

He didn't go past the "keep out" keep out signs

But close enough to have a looksie at the landscape

Sell hotdogs to area51 swarmers

Uhm

if we keep this meme alive until sep 20th we'll literally enforce eugenics

Ice cream, ice packs and water would be more appropriate for that area

tmw area 51 memes are technically against twitter rules

How?

All the people standing around the keep out sign until they're told to leave

If you're there but not participating, make some cash off the doomed.

"promoting death" <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

is this a meme?

ill assume it is, since ive heard of no deaths

Yes a forced meme by 4chan

They always throw such shit at the wall to see what sticks

FUCK IVE FOUND THE TRUE PLOT

They convinced the normies to:
> freebleed for women rights
> piss for the victims of rape
> Ok sign is hhhwite supreemist
> milk is racist

> inb4 everyone realizes wearing bright green in a desert just makes them easier to shoot at

The national guard is going to have a field day

A lot of people are goint to spend their night at the local county jail lmao

bruh u know damn well they're gonna be like "the US is firing on citizens en mass, we need a revolution"

inb4 some of them are fat enough to pose as sand dunes

I hope that some guards pull pranks on the detained.

They won't even shoot them

average waifu ca. 2050 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_Pmsm_UEAI16-z?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

The police or the national guard will just deploy at their meeting point

*Well Timmy, the civil war all started when tens of thousands of US citizens were killed by the government trying to get alien pussy...*

And if they attempt to go to A51 they'll just be arrested

i hope they succeed tbh

^

if they actually manage to do something out of it ill fucking laugh my ass off

bruh

meme wars have gone physical

remember ww1?

when they thought "if we march together they can't stop us" lmao

lol

Normandy

Time traveller: so did they go to area 51 or is the WW3 over?

honestly, if they were actually serious and stormed it, all that the soldiers would have to do (if they seriously fought back) is introduce them to the machine gun

Hello, this is my machine gun

inb4 area 51 gets nuked to hide the secrets and kill the dumbasses storming it

I call it "garry"

inb4 they just send a couple bombers with napalm

carpet bomb the attackers

> 400 000 Atlas robots fighting invaders

When's World Battle Royale 3 going to be coming? Before or after the liberation of area 51?

Speaking of bottle royale

I did my chores, now I need to do some totally not gambling, I swear officah

Those are not loot boxes, those are surprise rape of my wallet

Tbh, I trust the military to take a lack of hostility seriously without compromising security.

Specific kind of hostility

tbh

@Uksio
>not understanding rainbow six references
What

i expect them to just reinforce the doors, or move away anything actually sus

> inb4 we get another trtigger happy heli gunner to see on the web

I want to see blood spilt

civil war now

People found with weapons will be treated far differently.

I mean, its not like they cant just... Move the stuff and make entry into the base worthless

They can

yes thats the thing

> inb4 it was all a ruse and they are opening it to the public

<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

fucking tourist attraction

Id rather that be the case tbh

Area 51 has too much interest to be a functional base

I bet they don't do top secret stuff there for a long time already

I hope the minefield map is up to date tbh

So it being opened for tourism may be a smart move

if theyre going to privatize it some poor asshole will have to dig them up

There are people parked in campervans on the hills nearby just peeking at area 51

Peeking with telescopes

With that much scrutiny why would military keep it?

yeah that alone would make classified prototype testing impossible at the base

unless theyre literally invisible

On the other hand Area 51 is a prerfect distraction

like, wonder woman's invisible airplane levels of invisible

If you know they are all looking there, they can test at any other area

mhm

Inb4 no actual minefield

its just talk to make it look like the base is used

Gotta give it to the US govt for not being cunts and not just shooting those peekers of area 51

inb4 its a big meme and nothing happens, just some people show up to a base and they show em around

I mean who would even know that people were killed there? In a literal middle of nowhere?

if the "shadow gov" of the us is at all smart in any fucking way

US govt would totally get away with it

Just another person missing

they wouldve moved the stuff from the base away a long time ago

where area 54

area 76

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DevotedThankfulAmericanbittern-max-1mb.gif

😎

I'd use a51 as a base that does brainstorming on ideas that aren't worth being top secret.

🚬

weirdo

fake sock puppet

what the fuck

does that even meme?

@JewishBastard 4

Idk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/455058399382601728/599475388120432641/image0.png

God damn it

I've gone fishing before

fishing for tilapia

I've brought it home

what the actual fuck

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e430774abfe38337dd5aa2f2c54239bd/tumblr_p73xr7jy1K1u25pmjo1_1280.png

I wish The Doctor was more like Mrs Frizzle.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/496483301310201876/599613893295341599/IMG_20190713_142209.jpg

what did dana mean by this

> Using yellow on pink without an edge around letters

Fucking software illiterate noobs KYS or git gud

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A Woman made the chart, duh

Indian music is cool

I like it

https://radio.garden/

I am listening to India stations rn

Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I3SqZ0sn2Y

Jesus christ yellow twxt om that

My EyEs

Haoyoire nyaruko is fantastic

Nyantastic, you mean.

https://tenor.com/view/delete-matt-hardy-broken-woken-gif-10593305

>thinks men date on height on women

also

YELLOWTEXT

<:TimeToBarn:590594455657119812>

Men often do care about height for women, but it's rarely specific. Some don't want a woman to be taller, some want a drastic height difference, some want her to be just a couple inches shorter, and most probably don't care at all

also I'm pretty sure

midgets like midgests

aswell as other people like midgets

I don't think I'd be attracted to any woman under 4'11" or over 6'1" or so, but it's possible I suppose

I mean she'd have to be your type atleast

that's always a given

I'm between 5'9" and 5'10" for reference

time to shame yearspast

😎

And I kinda do agree with that horribly colored chart, at least for me. 5'4"-5'7" ideal

6'5" like Lucy is way too tall

>Lucy

>not actually TYRONE

mfw

>Lucy
>not an actual nigger with a 15inch cock

mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zElqSnlHxbA
This Chadlet is who everybody to look up to (IIRC, he's only 5')

>Lucy
>Being black and having a big dick

Something doesn't fit.

Man even if I became filthy rich, i'd still buy the cheap ass shit i love to eat

cheap jaffa cakes

Like semen cakes?

Oh...

Is that just me?

i bet that's a thing and it's not a joke

not a literal semen cake

but i bet that's the name of something

I bed male feminist had made one to show that men eating cum are just as manly as the rest

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/students-mixed-semen-cake-frosting-9444709

<:omegalul:454240115989020672>

<:poggers:583775485620781087>

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/591363845847777282/598259954570362961/32c.gif

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3856862/Company-launches-bring-semen-cookery-classes.html

honest if this was legit it'd be the sexiest time to join the military

Star War is a reality lmao

Looks like the Republic Commando armour

no you dumb nigger, Mandalorian looking gear irl for the troops

with all sorts of modern gadgets and what not

that body armor makes cowards out of troops

they should be issued muskets and sent against the enemy in civilian clothes

What has happened to this place?
I don't recognize it anymore
It used to be so fun and special
What is life worth living for?
The dream is dead,
our land is gone
There's a hole in my heart
and I can't go on
There are too many minorities (minorities)
At my waterpark (my waterpark)
This was our land, our dream (our dream)
And they've taken it all away
They just keep coming and coming (minorities)
I tried just goin' and tell the police
But even the authorities
are minorities at my water park
There's no place for me to sit anymore
And the lines just keep getting crazier
There are Mexicans all around me
The lazy river has never been lazier
It's a forty minute wait to go down one slide
And the instructions are in Spanish on the zipline ride
(Spanish)
Just do it in English!
There are too many minorities (too many)
At my waterpark (somebody do something)
Where did they all come from?
Why can't they leave this land alone?
And it's such a tragedy (feel 'bit like dying)
We'll look the other way too long
We've got to change our priorities
And get all these minorities
Out of my waterpark
Minorities (Mexicans and Asians)
Black people (I think I've even saw Native Americans (gross))
God, I'm asking please
Get all of these minorities
Out of my waterpark
My waterpark

Why are the americans giving the government months of headsup on invading area 51>

:

Like

youre fucking americans

I thought you were good at this invasion game

can yall shut up i have a webinar at 5

https://twitter.com/nocontextbuddha/status/916873247336964096

Lmao

what the heck is a deros?

either way, my advice (for anyone who became father against his will) would be to ghost the nation that took place in.

It means he’s leaving Germany

hmm

if u dont want your girlfriend to be pregnant

dont have sex with her

it's that EZ

isn't having sex not allowed during service?

consenting to sex is no consent to fatherhood just like its not consent to motherhood. Women have the option of birth control, abortion, adoption and save haven abandonement.

there is no reason to EVER force a man to be a father

if you dont want your girlfriend to be pregnant then fuck your boyfriend instead

especially if its not a married couple

she literally cant force u to be a father

@Black Mage Nice

also ^ to black mage

just dont have sex

have sex with your mates

with socks

and u wont have a baby

like

no hompo

ur choosing the have sex

and the purpose of sex, biologically, is to create offspring

the have sex

so

she isnt forcing u 2 do shit lmao

if she told u she is on the pill, and she lied, yeah that sucks

she is a scumfuck

but he doesnt say that

@Polekov im not choosing to have sex, no. but justt becouse you do you certainly shouldnt be forced to be a father. Thats feminist BS

@Redneo but how is she forcing u 2 be a father

oh boi, i missed the start of this mgtow session

@Polekov im speakng of legal fatherhood, not biological fatherhood

You dont have to be a father you just have to pay all your money to the kid and mother forever