the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general
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oh
nvm then
You have to drop it like its a hot pie.
PI IS EXACTLY THREE!
~~right on your dick.~~
>PI IS EXACTLY THREE!
<:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>
Kek.
Big-brained Simpsons reference.
oh
We'll have you ever tried dividing a pie or a pizza up between you and your other two friends equally... Without taking your time?
<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>
never watched the simpson
s
lmao
I just take their lives instead of my time
My time is more precious to me
Smh
Egoism guys
Narcissist much?
stfu 4.7yo
Everything that doesnโt let me jerk off to Furry erotica is just a spook
Drink tea and keep calm because it's never going to be equal , there's always one friend who wants the piece that looks bigger. Hence bigger rhymes with .... N
I
oHHHHH that was too easy!!!
<:why:462286147473637407>
Shit
<:TimeToBarn:590594455657119812>
You are like so ... Much like a bunch of Indians who would have split that into more pieces and divided it up so it looks like it's more. That doesn't work in "friends pie" land.
There's always one that wants a bigger piece.
Teabag are you ok
Thereโs literally nothing wrong with being a furry
Why are you tanting about cutting pizza
Stroke the furry wall.
*ranting
Taunting ... I will go with taunting
teabag is a good dude
no bully
You were nearly there but, not quite
Probably code for child sex slaves or something sick like that
You will learn how to taunt people on the internet and it shall be called "teabagging "
<:FuzzyPeach:583773935385182231>
Sure
@livid_scrooge
taunting
/หtษหntษชล/
๏ฟผLearn to pronounce
adjective
intended to provoke someone in an insulting or contemptuous manner.
"taunting comments"
<:cuckertarlson:462285973724856320>
What is even happening
<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>
What are you two trying to communicate here
Fucking eldritch gods making first contact
we reached 11d
Mind your own, business is business
only way forward is up
Yes, I have the ๐ @livid_scrooge to tell you, this is just what a 7 year old does ... Ping ... Pong. You need to be able to make ludicrous comments .
The more deranged the better. It's an art.
Like I did.
Or something.
Iโm not going on a walk right to get my kids ready for school to get me out there @TEABAG!!!
Yes, and you did it and we laughed!
marg you dont sound deranged in the slightest
I can fix that if youโd like.
@livid_scrooge What did you do? Fuxk your husband or the door knob?
Bring out the big fish hooks.
And slap big ass fucking bait on them
And hang them here
@TEABAG!!! Yeah and the day you got me to get you
Yeah this is like two retarded aliens trying to communicate
What is this
The sentence structure is so jarring
Of both of you
Yes... Because the door knob is just a pain in the ass or the front bum. It's horrible when you catch yourself on it.
Front bum?
@Margrave PeaveGiver 'The Calm' do you know what a door knob is?
Yes?
We donโt have them here Because were not gay
So be it, I donโt have the right of way when it comes to disagreeing, maybe itโs for the best
Come on now, donโt get down
Making me feel bad
Either way ... It makes you walk funny out the door .
Indeed
I walk funny Either way Rn
So eh
No you need an excuse for walking funny. .. seriously, because if you're a woman - you don't want someone to think you don't know how to insert Tampax.
But at least I can pretend I came back from โnam or something
>woman
Careful now
Well it happened to my friend once and she walked in funny. Then said that it may have gone in the wrong way. It turns out her front bum spat it out.
It happens.
inb4 teabag is a wahmen
<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>
What a fucking story mark
I have pulled my neck while pressing a turd out on a toilet seat
I suffered the most BOOMER INJURY IMAGINABLE
Fuck my life
Yeah but I would hate to have my front sausage caught in a zipper
Now imagine you get your sausage hair stuck in the zipper
I once had my foreskin stuck in a zipper
<:sadgon:544640228166598657>
Please donโt
The only downside of having it really
Cut niggas be inferior
imagine being jew'd from birth
Foreskinthnostate now!
smg is banned for life
<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
Yes
Well maybe if he managed to recover it
And prove Itโs his
If he put it back on his dick would be permanently sealed due to size difference due to age
Wtf
>he would be eternally cucked by his foreskin
i legit talked to him today
You guys trying to make foreskin golem ethnostates?
on veeh's server
I am in constant pain, allow me this luxury
Of talking shit
darkthrone released some dope ass shit man
he told me sorry, for telling me he was 21
while he was 14
lmfoa
Ofc Heโs 14
Thatโs EXACTLY what I guessed he was as Well
also he approves
Why they shooting the asian dude
hey socialists
Canโt Member his name
ferris
Isn't that the dude who thinks trannies are real?
Hello fellow lefty
<:cuckertarlson:462285973724856320>
wussup nigger
all lefties should be thrown off helicopters
True.
Define left
You can buy an artificial foreskin on ali express
@Eden how about thrown above the moving blades...
Because reasons
Everyone I donโt like. <:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>
Bruh
Double foreskin tho
I noticed that as well
Yeah i was wondering hoe that would fit over my foreskin
Pretty easily I imagine
i dont think its worth it
I am not sure what would be the benefits
^
More foreskin
just accept ur dick is jew
But then again I am not circumcised to know
Well, you could smack your dick on walls and surfaces, and only bruise the stem
Dude no
Dick wincing
But idk why anyone would want to do that
self made BBC
love it
Self made cock torture
Foreskin is sensitive
Fucking hell
Well yeah
I mean, you'd actually feel the inside of the hooker at that point
One can cum through foreskin massage alone
Not even joking
Can confirm
<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>
I fucking hate this place.
<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>
<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
when did the world become gay
I am fucking dying
My sides
Have left orbit
And are headed for Saturn
Someone help me get them back
2K
Plลพ
Too much
i love how jew dicked guys justify circumcision with u last longer in bed <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586> <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
That fucking GIF 2K
If you need to mutilate yourself to last long enough, you're probably not meant to reproduce
I fucking canโt
Why would you need to last longer in bad though?
Ye
If you cum, just take a short break, and resume again
<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
use your fingers or tongue while your dick takes a break
or u know last longer naturally? ๐ค
Ye, pace yourself faggot
If she loves you, she won't care that you are the fastest shooter in the west
^
You can work around that
think about something you hate before cumming
guaranteed 30 minutes more
Think about not having a foreskin
lol
||cause you go soft||
thats even worse than cumming mate
<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
I just pictured a guy ranting about far right and soy boys while trying to last longer
<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
changing a position is best imo
That works too
and it flows naturally u know
I retain a boner even after orgasm
Not sure how that works
u dont have to think of dirty socks n shit
why are we talking about jizzing
if you gonna cum early make sure there is no eye contact
Because why not talk about it?
Ye why not?
We all do it
cause jews control everything cum is only oposition
You wanna talk about the jews again?
jews cant control pig style tho
I have a spicy meme about jews and foreskin, but it is too spicy for this chat
show it to us
ye
get your dick out
and show it
to us
if you have balls get them out
I wanna see your ~~War face~~ foreskin!
Thatโs spicy
free foreskin ispections
Tbh mandatory foreskin inspection dรก
*day
Best way to root out joo infiltrators
fuckin mad lad
Fuck were talking about jews again
God fucking damn it
It is especially funn given that there is a jewish tradition where a rabbi sucks on a freshly circumcised baby dick
Yep.
so we have gone from talking about jizzing and now to Jews, this is a interesting chat
This is why jewish men are never virgins, rabbi took care of that at birth
We *always* talk about the jews tea
It gets really fucking tiring
lol
It always magically comes back to jews innit
Either that or Itโs weeb takeover
Or furfags being furfags
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