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2019-07-18 16:06:57 UTC

oh

2019-07-18 16:06:59 UTC

nvm then

2019-07-18 16:07:15 UTC

You have to drop it like its a hot pie.

2019-07-18 16:07:21 UTC

PI IS EXACTLY THREE!

2019-07-18 16:07:31 UTC

~~right on your dick.~~

2019-07-18 16:07:38 UTC

>PI IS EXACTLY THREE!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/601444979704856587/brainlet.png

2019-07-18 16:07:45 UTC

<:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

2019-07-18 16:07:46 UTC

Kek.

2019-07-18 16:07:55 UTC

Big-brained Simpsons reference.

2019-07-18 16:08:04 UTC

oh

2019-07-18 16:08:10 UTC

We'll have you ever tried dividing a pie or a pizza up between you and your other two friends equally... Without taking your time?

2019-07-18 16:08:11 UTC

<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>

2019-07-18 16:08:11 UTC

never watched the simpson

2019-07-18 16:08:12 UTC

s

2019-07-18 16:08:17 UTC

lmao

2019-07-18 16:08:32 UTC

I just take their lives instead of my time

2019-07-18 16:08:38 UTC

My time is more precious to me

2019-07-18 16:08:45 UTC

Smh

2019-07-18 16:08:50 UTC

Egoism guys

2019-07-18 16:08:57 UTC

Narcissist much?

2019-07-18 16:09:09 UTC

stfu 4.7yo

2019-07-18 16:09:10 UTC

Everything that doesnโ€™t let me jerk off to Furry erotica is just a spook

2019-07-18 16:09:17 UTC

Drink tea and keep calm because it's never going to be equal , there's always one friend who wants the piece that looks bigger. Hence bigger rhymes with .... N

2019-07-18 16:09:27 UTC

I

2019-07-18 16:09:28 UTC

oHHHHH that was too easy!!!

2019-07-18 16:09:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/601445447864942612/hugefuckingfurry.png

2019-07-18 16:09:37 UTC

<:why:462286147473637407>

2019-07-18 16:09:39 UTC

Shit

2019-07-18 16:09:40 UTC

<:TimeToBarn:590594455657119812>

2019-07-18 16:10:36 UTC

You are like so ... Much like a bunch of Indians who would have split that into more pieces and divided it up so it looks like it's more. That doesn't work in "friends pie" land.

2019-07-18 16:10:57 UTC

There's always one that wants a bigger piece.

2019-07-18 16:11:01 UTC

Teabag are you ok

2019-07-18 16:11:03 UTC

Thereโ€™s literally nothing wrong with being a furry

2019-07-18 16:11:12 UTC

Why are you tanting about cutting pizza

2019-07-18 16:11:14 UTC

Stroke the furry wall.

2019-07-18 16:11:15 UTC

*ranting

2019-07-18 16:11:28 UTC

Taunting ... I will go with taunting

2019-07-18 16:11:41 UTC

teabag is a good dude

2019-07-18 16:11:43 UTC

no bully

2019-07-18 16:11:44 UTC

You were nearly there but, not quite

2019-07-18 16:12:19 UTC

Probably code for child sex slaves or something sick like that

2019-07-18 16:12:25 UTC

You will learn how to taunt people on the internet and it shall be called "teabagging "

2019-07-18 16:12:36 UTC

<:FuzzyPeach:583773935385182231>

2019-07-18 16:12:40 UTC

Sure

2019-07-18 16:13:08 UTC

@livid_scrooge

taunting

/หˆtษ”หntษชล‹/

๏ฟผLearn to pronounce

adjective

intended to provoke someone in an insulting or contemptuous manner.

"taunting comments"

2019-07-18 16:13:23 UTC
2019-07-18 16:13:33 UTC
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2019-07-18 16:13:40 UTC
2019-07-18 16:13:41 UTC

<:cuckertarlson:462285973724856320>

2019-07-18 16:13:51 UTC

What is even happening

2019-07-18 16:13:58 UTC

<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>

2019-07-18 16:13:59 UTC

What are you two trying to communicate here

2019-07-18 16:14:10 UTC

Fucking eldritch gods making first contact

2019-07-18 16:14:12 UTC

we reached 11d

2019-07-18 16:14:14 UTC

Mind your own, business is business

2019-07-18 16:14:24 UTC

only way forward is up

2019-07-18 16:14:26 UTC

Yes, I have the ๐Ÿ’“ @livid_scrooge to tell you, this is just what a 7 year old does ... Ping ... Pong. You need to be able to make ludicrous comments .

2019-07-18 16:14:45 UTC

The more deranged the better. It's an art.

2019-07-18 16:14:55 UTC

Like I did.

2019-07-18 16:15:02 UTC

Or something.

2019-07-18 16:15:10 UTC

Iโ€™m not going on a walk right to get my kids ready for school to get me out there @TEABAG!!!

2019-07-18 16:15:19 UTC

Yes, and you did it and we laughed!

2019-07-18 16:15:24 UTC

marg you dont sound deranged in the slightest

2019-07-18 16:15:44 UTC

I can fix that if youโ€™d like.

2019-07-18 16:15:50 UTC

@livid_scrooge What did you do? Fuxk your husband or the door knob?

2019-07-18 16:15:54 UTC

Bring out the big fish hooks.

2019-07-18 16:16:18 UTC

And slap big ass fucking bait on them

2019-07-18 16:16:22 UTC

And hang them here

2019-07-18 16:16:26 UTC

@TEABAG!!! Yeah and the day you got me to get you

2019-07-18 16:16:51 UTC

Yeah this is like two retarded aliens trying to communicate

2019-07-18 16:16:54 UTC

What is this

2019-07-18 16:17:07 UTC

The sentence structure is so jarring

2019-07-18 16:17:12 UTC

Of both of you

2019-07-18 16:17:29 UTC

Yes... Because the door knob is just a pain in the ass or the front bum. It's horrible when you catch yourself on it.

2019-07-18 16:17:40 UTC

Front bum?

2019-07-18 16:17:48 UTC

@Margrave PeaveGiver 'The Calm' do you know what a door knob is?

2019-07-18 16:17:53 UTC

Yes?

2019-07-18 16:18:02 UTC
2019-07-18 16:18:06 UTC

We donโ€™t have them here Because were not gay

2019-07-18 16:18:08 UTC

So be it, I donโ€™t have the right of way when it comes to disagreeing, maybe itโ€™s for the best

2019-07-18 16:18:29 UTC

Come on now, donโ€™t get down

2019-07-18 16:18:38 UTC

Making me feel bad

2019-07-18 16:18:40 UTC

Either way ... It makes you walk funny out the door .

2019-07-18 16:18:49 UTC

Indeed

2019-07-18 16:18:53 UTC

I walk funny Either way Rn

2019-07-18 16:18:56 UTC

So eh

2019-07-18 16:19:45 UTC

No you need an excuse for walking funny. .. seriously, because if you're a woman - you don't want someone to think you don't know how to insert Tampax.

2019-07-18 16:19:48 UTC

But at least I can pretend I came back from โ€˜nam or something

2019-07-18 16:19:57 UTC

>woman

2019-07-18 16:20:01 UTC

Careful now

2019-07-18 16:20:47 UTC

Well it happened to my friend once and she walked in funny. Then said that it may have gone in the wrong way. It turns out her front bum spat it out.

2019-07-18 16:20:54 UTC

It happens.

2019-07-18 16:20:54 UTC

inb4 teabag is a wahmen

2019-07-18 16:21:11 UTC

<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>

2019-07-18 16:21:21 UTC

What a fucking story mark

2019-07-18 16:21:29 UTC

I have pulled my neck while pressing a turd out on a toilet seat
I suffered the most BOOMER INJURY IMAGINABLE

2019-07-18 16:21:34 UTC

Fuck my life

2019-07-18 16:21:34 UTC

Yeah but I would hate to have my front sausage caught in a zipper

2019-07-18 16:22:11 UTC

Now imagine you get your sausage hair stuck in the zipper

2019-07-18 16:22:53 UTC

I once had my foreskin stuck in a zipper

2019-07-18 16:22:58 UTC

<:sadgon:544640228166598657>

2019-07-18 16:23:04 UTC

Please donโ€™t

2019-07-18 16:23:06 UTC

The only downside of having it really

2019-07-18 16:23:24 UTC

Cut niggas be inferior

2019-07-18 16:23:40 UTC

imagine being jew'd from birth

2019-07-18 16:23:45 UTC

Foreskinthnostate now!

2019-07-18 16:24:00 UTC

smg is banned for life

2019-07-18 16:24:07 UTC

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2019-07-18 16:24:09 UTC

Yes

2019-07-18 16:24:18 UTC

Well maybe if he managed to recover it

2019-07-18 16:24:22 UTC

And prove Itโ€™s his

2019-07-18 16:24:47 UTC

If he put it back on his dick would be permanently sealed due to size difference due to age

2019-07-18 16:24:59 UTC

Wtf

2019-07-18 16:25:00 UTC

>he would be eternally cucked by his foreskin

2019-07-18 16:25:14 UTC

i legit talked to him today

2019-07-18 16:25:16 UTC

You guys trying to make foreskin golem ethnostates?

2019-07-18 16:25:20 UTC

on veeh's server

2019-07-18 16:25:21 UTC

I am in constant pain, allow me this luxury

2019-07-18 16:25:30 UTC

Of talking shit

2019-07-18 16:25:36 UTC

darkthrone released some dope ass shit man

2019-07-18 16:25:41 UTC

he told me sorry, for telling me he was 21

2019-07-18 16:25:45 UTC

while he was 14

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lmfoa

2019-07-18 16:25:50 UTC

Ofc Heโ€™s 14

2019-07-18 16:26:09 UTC

Thatโ€™s EXACTLY what I guessed he was as Well

2019-07-18 16:26:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/601449710326120532/asdasdfa.PNG

2019-07-18 16:26:30 UTC

also he approves

2019-07-18 16:26:50 UTC

Why they shooting the asian dude

2019-07-18 16:26:55 UTC

hey socialists

2019-07-18 16:26:56 UTC

Canโ€™t Member his name

2019-07-18 16:27:01 UTC

ferris

2019-07-18 16:27:02 UTC

Isn't that the dude who thinks trannies are real?

2019-07-18 16:27:02 UTC

Hello fellow lefty

2019-07-18 16:27:12 UTC

<:cuckertarlson:462285973724856320>

2019-07-18 16:27:13 UTC

wussup nigger

2019-07-18 16:27:14 UTC

all lefties should be thrown off helicopters

2019-07-18 16:27:23 UTC

True.

2019-07-18 16:27:31 UTC

Define left

2019-07-18 16:27:38 UTC

You can buy an artificial foreskin on ali express

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/601450011657633865/Screenshot_197.png

2019-07-18 16:27:38 UTC

@Eden how about thrown above the moving blades...

2019-07-18 16:27:42 UTC

Because reasons

2019-07-18 16:27:45 UTC

Everyone I donโ€™t like. <:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

2019-07-18 16:28:14 UTC

Bruh

2019-07-18 16:28:19 UTC

Double foreskin tho

2019-07-18 16:28:29 UTC

I noticed that as well

2019-07-18 16:28:37 UTC

Yeah i was wondering hoe that would fit over my foreskin

2019-07-18 16:28:57 UTC

Pretty easily I imagine

2019-07-18 16:29:11 UTC

i dont think its worth it

2019-07-18 16:29:12 UTC

I am not sure what would be the benefits

2019-07-18 16:29:16 UTC

^

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More foreskin

2019-07-18 16:29:22 UTC

just accept ur dick is jew

2019-07-18 16:29:22 UTC

But then again I am not circumcised to know

2019-07-18 16:29:39 UTC

Well, you could smack your dick on walls and surfaces, and only bruise the stem

2019-07-18 16:29:48 UTC

Dude no

2019-07-18 16:29:51 UTC

Dick wincing

2019-07-18 16:29:52 UTC

But idk why anyone would want to do that

2019-07-18 16:29:55 UTC

self made BBC

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love it

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Self made cock torture

2019-07-18 16:30:10 UTC

Foreskin is sensitive

2019-07-18 16:30:12 UTC

Fucking hell

2019-07-18 16:30:19 UTC

Well yeah

2019-07-18 16:30:20 UTC

I mean, you'd actually feel the inside of the hooker at that point

2019-07-18 16:30:25 UTC

One can cum through foreskin massage alone

2019-07-18 16:30:31 UTC

Not even joking

2019-07-18 16:30:34 UTC

Can confirm

2019-07-18 16:30:39 UTC

<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>

2019-07-18 16:30:48 UTC

I fucking hate this place.

2019-07-18 16:30:53 UTC

<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>

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<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-07-18 16:31:04 UTC

when did the world become gay

2019-07-18 16:31:04 UTC

I am fucking dying

2019-07-18 16:31:06 UTC

My sides

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Have left orbit

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And are headed for Saturn

2019-07-18 16:31:34 UTC

Someone help me get them back

2019-07-18 16:31:45 UTC

2K

2019-07-18 16:31:47 UTC

Plลพ

2019-07-18 16:31:51 UTC

Too much

2019-07-18 16:31:55 UTC

i love how jew dicked guys justify circumcision with u last longer in bed <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-07-18 16:32:03 UTC

<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586> <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-07-18 16:32:43 UTC

That fucking GIF 2K

2019-07-18 16:32:46 UTC

If you need to mutilate yourself to last long enough, you're probably not meant to reproduce

2019-07-18 16:32:48 UTC

I fucking canโ€™t

2019-07-18 16:33:07 UTC

Why would you need to last longer in bad though?

2019-07-18 16:33:23 UTC

Ye

2019-07-18 16:33:23 UTC

If you cum, just take a short break, and resume again

2019-07-18 16:33:37 UTC

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-07-18 16:33:45 UTC

use your fingers or tongue while your dick takes a break

2019-07-18 16:34:00 UTC

or u know last longer naturally? ๐Ÿค”

2019-07-18 16:34:14 UTC

Ye, pace yourself faggot

2019-07-18 16:34:32 UTC

If she loves you, she won't care that you are the fastest shooter in the west

2019-07-18 16:34:40 UTC

^

2019-07-18 16:34:40 UTC

You can work around that

2019-07-18 16:35:24 UTC

think about something you hate before cumming

2019-07-18 16:35:32 UTC

guaranteed 30 minutes more

2019-07-18 16:35:36 UTC

Think about not having a foreskin

2019-07-18 16:35:40 UTC

lol

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||cause you go soft||

2019-07-18 16:35:51 UTC

thats even worse than cumming mate

2019-07-18 16:35:52 UTC

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-07-18 16:36:04 UTC

I just pictured a guy ranting about far right and soy boys while trying to last longer

2019-07-18 16:36:11 UTC

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-07-18 16:36:18 UTC

changing a position is best imo

2019-07-18 16:36:29 UTC

That works too

2019-07-18 16:36:44 UTC

and it flows naturally u know

2019-07-18 16:36:47 UTC

I retain a boner even after orgasm

2019-07-18 16:36:52 UTC

Not sure how that works

2019-07-18 16:36:55 UTC

u dont have to think of dirty socks n shit

2019-07-18 16:37:03 UTC

why are we talking about jizzing

2019-07-18 16:37:04 UTC

if you gonna cum early make sure there is no eye contact

2019-07-18 16:37:29 UTC

Because why not talk about it?

2019-07-18 16:37:37 UTC

Ye why not?

2019-07-18 16:37:39 UTC

We all do it

2019-07-18 16:37:41 UTC

cause jews control everything cum is only oposition

2019-07-18 16:37:46 UTC

You wanna talk about the jews again?

2019-07-18 16:38:08 UTC

jews cant control pig style tho

2019-07-18 16:38:27 UTC

I have a spicy meme about jews and foreskin, but it is too spicy for this chat

2019-07-18 16:38:39 UTC

show it to us

2019-07-18 16:38:48 UTC

ye

2019-07-18 16:38:52 UTC

get your dick out

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and show it

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to us

2019-07-18 16:38:59 UTC

if you have balls get them out

2019-07-18 16:39:23 UTC

I wanna see your ~~War face~~ foreskin!

2019-07-18 16:39:31 UTC

Thatโ€™s spicy

2019-07-18 16:39:48 UTC

free foreskin ispections

2019-07-18 16:39:55 UTC

Tbh mandatory foreskin inspection dรก

2019-07-18 16:39:57 UTC

*day

2019-07-18 16:40:08 UTC

Best way to root out joo infiltrators

2019-07-18 16:40:09 UTC

fuckin mad lad

2019-07-18 16:40:23 UTC

Fuck were talking about jews again

2019-07-18 16:40:30 UTC

God fucking damn it

2019-07-18 16:41:13 UTC

It is especially funn given that there is a jewish tradition where a rabbi sucks on a freshly circumcised baby dick

2019-07-18 16:41:25 UTC

Yep.

2019-07-18 16:41:37 UTC

so we have gone from talking about jizzing and now to Jews, this is a interesting chat

2019-07-18 16:41:45 UTC

This is why jewish men are never virgins, rabbi took care of that at birth

2019-07-18 16:41:59 UTC

We *always* talk about the jews tea

2019-07-18 16:42:04 UTC

It gets really fucking tiring

2019-07-18 16:42:09 UTC

lol

2019-07-18 16:42:23 UTC

It always magically comes back to jews innit

2019-07-18 16:42:29 UTC

Either that or Itโ€™s weeb takeover

2019-07-18 16:42:36 UTC

Or furfags being furfags

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