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the gun is good
Someone needs to buy @lunemarie a Sargon Senpai pillow.
The real gunslinger
wAiT WHAT
Yeah those exist
Sargon senpai pillow
They are cancer
Iโm not buying one but if one turns up at my door
I wonโt cry
Sargon needs to make full body pillows
I'm going to superchat him at some point saying something like
you can make them to order on walmart.com
thas kinda gay
We need a server wide tribute is all I'm saying
Kek the milkshake
All at once like the sep 20 raid on Area 51
cum tribute to Sargon boys
I mean only boys
literally
I mean, there's an actual Sargon body pillow
Yes but we need to organise so we post all at the same time
Iโm
Wow
**I'm in**
Sargon is a femboy?
And so he made this because he didn't want to sell a body pillow
Apparently on that pillow he is
Imagine having to explain that to your date you being home
You can literally buy that exact pillow on his store.
Such a meme
We don't need to spend money on pillows tbh
We can just print out pics
We should all pitch in to buy Sargon Senpai pillows, and then mail them to Anita Sarkeesian.
Okay
I down for that
Pull an epic Athens move
And actually do something
10/10
why is it so fucking hard to find a cheap used bed
I recognise ritualist anywhere
@Krisemann have you robbing somebody?
Just share with your brothersisiter
<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>
Go to the dump @Krisemann
Signature muscle girls
@Mikey incest is wincest?
lol
One is enough
Thank you uksio very cool
I'll be back in 5
Just imagine that Sargon has been watching this chat for the past hour.
The only word coming out of his mouth: "Cancer."
I mean. Imagine if he watched the chat ever
His mouse is hovering over delete server
Heโd just delete the server
Heโd do it
Alright Mikey
Nice
Time to go to bed
Squeaky sanic fangirl grew up
@Krisemann cuz it's commonly illegal to actually __sell__ *used* mattresses
not here <:thunk:501388535492771850>
What country do you come from lmao
Norway
this one was nice but fucking other side of the country
I know you're from norway you thick nib
why ask then <:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>
I didn't ask you <:angrypepe:497157904743268363>
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guys
boys*
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> norsk
ja
@Mikey my mistake -- i was always told it was.
oh well
https://www.reference.com/government-politics/illegal-sell-used-mattress-ddcfd2d559278228
lol
Why buy used
Gross
because its like 1/10th the price
I'd legit rather buy a cheap shitty mattress off Amazon that's new, than a good one that's used.
Best be clean
but it'll be all broken down and you'll only get a year or 2 out of it
depends which country youre from i guess
thats where norwegian trust rates come in handy
your back will hate you for it
I would not use someone else's skin-flake filled mattress
my back hates me for the current bed i have
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Or, just grab a mattress that's been thrown in the back alley
Unless it's Bella Delphine. She could probably start a bidding war over her used mattress.
I mean...
lol
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
fun fact: over its lifetime, a mattress will ***double*** in weight ..... from being shoved full of dead skin cells
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Don't bullshit me with those gay as fake facts
@Mikey its alternate truths
lol
It is a real fact
And it is gross
People don't buy used condoms
Just realizing that mattresses do in fact get heavier over their lifespan, there aren't many good explanations for why that happens...
Why would you buy a used mattress?
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@Mikey you're a gay-ass fake fact <:smugay:593502151758708776>
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Okay, I'm Australian and this is blowing my mind
Mate is what you call someone when you are angery
You call a friend "cunt" in australia
Shut up, wanker
Is it truth Sam?
@Samaritan does your city have somali rape gangs?
@Mikey reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <:angrypepe:497157904743268363>
Anne frankly likes sausages
of the GERMAN variety ๐
<:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>
The biggest of brauts
Not in my city
<:liberalisticisticist:596793725003366431>
Every day we stray further from God
NO WAY TO TELL
i like how the fly moves
when i write
God is ded and we have analy raped him
@Andrew Popa 2.0 God is dead, and Fuzzy killed him
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And we'll never was away the poop
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@Mikey
>Just like the image of Little Boots being yeeted
<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
The Area 51 thing started before the pedo thing did
I'm on Facebook so I know
@Modz-WingzZ AMEN BROTHA
Little Boots got banned?
pedo ring cant meme
so no
Not surprised
If boots was banned
What for?
What did LB do?
if pedos could meme, we'll be all over pedo memes
Did boots get banned?
Finally
Again <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>
The mods have had enough of the spergs
No, I caused him to sperg out and leave
by joking about his first ban
That's not hard
It was funny
He shouldn't have tried to fuel my autism
<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
Boots has left of his own accord before
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck didn't he already leave once?
Only to return later
I think so
Maybe that was the first time?
I wasn't around at that point though iirc
The only sperg left is Telly
<:bootlet:595693013754314752> รnd that was the rรฉรกsรณn
He did like when I first started posting
*rubs hands*
@Edog >ManAnimal
MA is fine
Heโs just a boomer
MA is a complete sperg
If you guys find him annoying sure but I donโt
I don't find him annoying, he's just funny to laugh at
MA is hilarious
I don't find what he does most of the time annoying
But I got into an argument with him once
And oh my God
MA claimed to be a gearhead and a car enthusiast
> does not even know about Koenigsegg's existance
@Mikey <:ahegao:462286952335671296>
ah yes a swedish car company
MA is like: I looked at my brake calipers once, therefore I know everything about cars
Koenigsegg is so impressive
Heโs a hick
Tbh
they make their entire cars except for windshield wipers and tires
nothing made outside by other vendors
Whew that edge
Arenโt they Swedish?
MA probably read like 3 pages of his Mini Cooper Countryman manual tbh
tbh
The power of being rich: you get to make crazy supercars and sell them for 2 millions a piece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jhB9Yx0hyY worth the watch
Granted, mister Koenigsegg is a very talented and creative designer
Innovative
<:bootlet:595693013754314752>
<:bootlet:595693013754314752>
Classic
<:Nice:595347902155718666>
INSHALLAH
>literally a toddler
jeez, at least wait until they're like 10, christ
<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>
<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>
Lmfa
Wait till theyโll remember
If she can cross the street, she's ready for the meat
If her age is on the clock....
just use an adult loli
@lunemarie like you?
no not me
So you're NOT an adult loli?
Reverse loli
but idk if you want someone like me
just not me personally
@Mikey Dequan's probably the neighborhood heroin dealer, and he doesn't even know his father
I know Iโm an โadult loliโ but find other ones and give them to pedos
In the immortal words of Bruce from **NEMO**: "I NEVER EVEN KNEW MY FAAAATHER!"
@lunemarie I'm fairly sure adult lolis don't work for Pedos
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