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I have dignity. Reason I'd suck one, not take one up the ass.
I see it as a transaction where I get a huge sum of money I could probably even get away with not claiming on my taxes as a gift (would have to check the code again). I could literally pay off my car outright and buy another gun with that money.
i have more dignity than that
If anything I'd be fleasing him, for 10k you should be able to find a high class callgirl who will do way more than just swallow a single load.
fleasing?
And look way hotter doing it too
Making way more money off of something than its market value
dignity is priceless
My dignity is priceless**
@Eirshy itd be worth it for the meme
You'd hate it
That'd just make it way better
I second this
The latter part anyway
Sucking a dick wouldn't compromise your dignity imo
Or getting f'd in the A
I think you should try it
Jack is spreading his gay
Depends how you suck it
Iunno, taking it in the ass raises your rate of fecal incontinence later in life
Thatโs how you get aids kids
@Eirshy nah
but what if its a ๐ ฑ eminine ๐ ฑ enis
So taking it in the ass is likely to directly rob you of dignity.
You're thinking of people that do it a lot
jack is just gay
If you like vacuum the dick its not indignant but if you are the one getting mouth fucked then it is indignant
and a horse fucker
@n meowzers I'll fuck *you*
@Eirshy you're right about the code, US side anyway. Up to 14K a year per person.
Damn whatโs with all the gay
Hahahaha
Come on guys
This is pretty gay
@Samaritan sucking a dick aint gay, think about it
you've got their weakpoint in your mouth, which you can bite with
@darkmage0707077 thought it was half the local poverty limit, is it fixed 14k$?
Thatโs the cheapest excuse ever @killsode-slugcat
***getting your dick zucced is 1010% hella gay***
Hmmmm
Interesting point
I would argue the exact opposite
There might be local/state laws, but federal is 14K.
A mouth is a mouth
I donโt think thereโs much of a difference
But you chompin down on some dude is gay af
Ju hakumon percento gay
Nothing wrong with gay sex
You aren't meant to teeth the cock, imao
Perfectly natural, fun, potentially loving
More natural than literal reproduction?
Donโt you try your gay legitimizing
It wonโt work
Gay sex is only okay if its manly tbh
@Edog more? No
Just as? Yes
@darkmage0707077 neat. Know if that limit can be applied to avoid a self-employment tax on legitimate side contracts, or am I dangerously close to getting an audit if I were to do that?
@Samaritan I'm manly, my gf is trans and very femme
Your "g"f has either a festering wound on her crotch or a penis.
A penis
She's my gf (Male)
I advise you to keep "her" that way
(((Male)))
fucking a wound is pretty manly and metal tbh
I don't mind one way or the other
@Ayylmao also true
The penis is safer than getting into guro irl
Metal, sure, manly, no, guro is not "manly" in and of itself.
At this rate of progress you can pretty much expect total genetalia replacements by (insert fake projected date)
Soon TM
Ah, sorry. It went up recently to $15K.
some time ago natgeo or discovery told wee widdle baby me that the future starts in 2020
Praise Trump lol
just one more year boys
And that depends on the business you're conducting.
If it's an exchange of goods, that doesn't apply. Same for most services.
Time to see the direction of humanity
What future we speak of
One of trump? Or one of death?
<:thinking_clown:590855640268668928>
i choose neither
i choose **rapture**
key word: most. Some very passive ones might qualify, but you'd need to talk to a tax expert.
You take both pills
Become radical centrist
Alright. I'll worry about that bridge when I near it.
@Ayylmao According to what magazines told wee widdle baby me, we've been living in the future for the past 15 years or so
bro
*injects DMT*
what if we were already in the future all along
Later in my life I discovered soviet popular science/scifi magazines in the local library.
That shit is better than crack
You have no loisence for dat
Also for what's it worth, there were instructions on how to build an ant farm in one of them
Get him bobbies !
Rapture, pff. Gimme portals, I want to snuggle a foxgirl waifu instead of a pillow.
There's also a lifetime limit on gift tax exceptions, but only the rich need to worry about it.
youll be a test subject in portal world
You know itโs going to look like that cat movie right
your dick constantly milked for semen by gladOs to make new test subjects
@Ayylmao wrong portals, that would be Portal, capitalized and singular.
Blessing and a curse
That can only be fun for like the first three years or so
No because those are way too furry to be monstergirls.
Imagine that dystopia. Where we are all kept in pods and injected with drugs to give semen samples
(And we would be willfully going in)
Post memes here goddamnit
Which adds another layer to the psychological
And no.
Life is a meme
Clown world
Mem
Epic
when you die it all turns to white
all your experiences flash before your eyes
then you feel you are entering into a new world
a disembodied voice greets you
||You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there||
Leave the triggered npcs on Earth and go to Mars
disemboweled?
i think the word you're looking for is disembodied
dammit
I was gonna be disappointed if that wasn't what it was, so thank you Howard.
Canโt wait for trump to invite Elon to Whitehouse and make a giant nasa/spaceX deal to get to mars
elon is biding his time to get to power
as as a true son of africa he will finally destroy the wh*te oppressors and make africa great again
๐คก ๐
he will reveal that he was wearing whiteface all this time
*pulls off mask*
*blackest man in existence*
Elon is probably just really fed up with everyone and wants to get as far away as possible
๐คก ๐
Nah that voice is disemboweled @n meowzers
<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
he was dead the moment he joined the stormcloaks
the execution is just formality
The Skyrim meme is real
Stormcloaks would win, if only Ulfric didn't look like Sean Bean
Godd please make Elder Scrolls 6 multiplayer only
yes
And for mobile
soon
Mobile iphone exclusive
Best mobile game
thats already ESO though
with cat people DLC
Clown game
Khajits are magical furries
kahjits arent actually furries they are legit animals
ESO also has a gray people DLC
those who look humanoid are actually freaks to them
To be fair, those appeared in Oblivion and almost everyone there is a freak
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5697572/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1 Khajiit the musical
Khajiits get born in like 8 forms from legit cats through tigers to the humanoids from Morrowind and the unsettling creatures from Oblivion. It all depends on the phases of the moons because the fur elves are somehow tied to Lorkhan's dead decaying body.
Sounds like a bunch of nerd bs
<:coolgon:549370575701803019>
>default khajit naked body <:thinkcide2:462282425486147585>
>modded naked khajit body <:sargonfingerguns:568463117856669696>
**>MODDED SIX NIPPLED NAKED KHAJIT BODY: <:ahegon:566797166258028548> **
What happened to you as a child godd
Is that what's gonna be in TESO 76?
chess club was brutal
He was in the chess club
Lol
cheese club
only the strongest survive
Only the true centrists make it
<:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>
You had to eat the rest
At cheese club
And you get molded into a warrior of cheesus christ
the others couldnt laugh at me because he murdered i murdered them all in the chess local regionals
The cheese club final tournament was brutal
Well, I'm sorry you didn't have a guada time.
If you didnโt guess the correct county and province of each cheese bestowed you were tortured to death
But at least you didn't bleau it.
But that was the least of your worries
They took Todd Howard's lunch money so now he's taking the money of other kids
If you did not guess the right name and category of the given cheese you would be automatically exiled to the Soviet Union
Never to eat cheese, or anything again.
<:Stalinpic:527639234971041802>
That explains much
breaking news boyos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHaz64HCAMQ
God is a woman and jesus is an OC
Somalia or more commonly known as Ooga booga cut you pussy off land
"are you x?"
"yes."
"why?"
I should try that some time
are you black?
Go up to a bank, ask nearest employee if they work there
note reactions based on large branches
Chase, Wells Fargo, BoA
@Jokerfaic why do that
I don't know
I like the "I'm playing Half-Life" "One or Two?" time traveler meme.
dark skinned teen cant handle a huge white cock
||https://i.ytimg.com/vi/D90piC1kO_s/maxresdefault.jpg||
what?
why is it so long?
*gigidy*
*probably an attempt to get people to watch him more closely incase of a real assassination attempt* XD
big brain plays
thanos boris
FCK YEAH !
nothing like being there yourself
i dont even know what the fuck this ungodly abomination even is
that poor catfish
it looks sick
xD
let me show you my proper BAGGED healthy catfish
lemme see
what is that
2 catfish in a bag
still alive at that point
ok. do you know what the abomination i posted is?
yeah
a sick albino looking catfish by the looks of it
it looks like something you should beat with a stick like a lot
coudl be wrong though
might be some different species
but thats what it looks to me
Fun fact: salmon and tuna don't exist in a technical sense
i just looked up catfishes and they look nothing like that thing their skin is much smoother
Many many many species of fish are sold as salmon and tuna
yup
your looks malnourished as fuck
and missing it's whiskers
๐
It is more like "tastes like salmon"
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