Better?

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Basically they argue improving a nation's quality of living and industrializing it isn't a positive for colonialism. As the inherent going there and colonizing the place and conquering the natives is just so terrible that all colonialism is evil because of it.

Let's set a boundary first

What would you consider objectively "positive"?

having food on the plate

having water

sanitization

clothes

warmth

stable housing

Have I given you new technology, have I improved your quality of life, can you eat food and have clean water and sanitized life. ARE YOU NOT LIVING IN A MUD HUT

and do you have infrastructure and are not a fucking cannibal anymore

Guess humans should never had colonized Neanderthal land and stayed in Africa

A counter argument would be that they aren't free now

security, healthcare, disaster control

you're playing the anarchist argument

Even provided all the mentioned above

But they need a licence to hunt the buffalo now

Look, Despite the negatives of the enslavement, the cutting off the hands to maintain quotas, the extermination of cultures, etc. I still say the overall improvement is worth the cost.

Oh don't get me wrong, I am totally on board with forced colonization

You heard it here Folks, The Ends Justify The Means

Slavery has some pretty nasty ramifications of preventing greater industrialization.

I am just trying to provide a counter point

of course the ends justify the memes

If the galactic empire of starwars came tommorow, and promised us good tech, a galactic economy, and the ability to get into the greater galaxy at the cost of being a vassalized world to provide it with raw resources. I would be tempted to take the offer.

otherwise you'd be a silly guilt ridden twat

and no one should suffer from a nervous system that wants to kill itself

We ended slavery, i'm not saying it's right, but cost wise I consider it a minor cost to what the alternative was

I can't say that colonization prevents progress in the same way as slavery does.

I don't want to go the way of the Geonosians

the alternative in my eyes was that if the Europeans didn't do it, the Arabs or Asians would in time.

Great, now I'm arguing for imperialist doctrine.

Having slaves is free labour which in the long run damages the job market and the economy

>Arabs
>Building boats

As the South has shown us

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and we were smart enough to abolish slavery

Whereas colonization provides more access to resources and markets.

and now we know, not establishing quotas in the congo is bad

slavery got niggers here

worst

Eh, slavery wasn't a race matter.

Well, the anglos WERE factually the people who abolished slavery

Fuck off with your Congo bs Kaiser, nuke it

it was always about the meat <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

I want the Rubber, Diamonds, and Salt of the congo G

no one can stop me

The bands of cannibalistic millitias can

Leopold, Leopold you bloody genius

So you want in on the blood diamonds?

I wanna build an armored train to run along the congo and utilize radiation weaponry to fight off the cannibal tribes

(Diamonds are a notable dark streak on capitalism.)

Or we can send em a McNuke

No McNuke, I gotta wait for the Mcnuke to wear off before I go in.

7 or 8 years?

What if, and now hear me out, we mass replaced the population of South and Middle Africa with Asian and White people

Yeah, and by that time the UN would have probably put me on trial

Nuke the UN

I say we don't let the Asians in africa

Not less they are loyal to the Europeans or Americans

I want into Africa tho

If we nuke Africa they can go in all they want

If you aren't loyal to America or Europe, then I can't let in the chinese until they have a new Emperor

Ill accept the Japs if they become a Neonate

We wouldn't let commies in

Obviously

I want power to the Samurai Again in japan

I wanna see nintendo and Sony go to war with Samurai covered in advertisements in Neo-Tokyo

And possibly disrupt the Earth's biome enough to destabilize the habitability the planet... if we nuke Africa.

How about we make the African continent into a nature preserve?

I say we don't nuke africa, but we instead build a Cult and conquer africa by war and faith

The other day I found out that Tokyo is just Kyoto with replaced letters and I still haven't recovered

create a Warrior Religion in Africa and use it to take over, we must establish the Trade Federation and build a new Holy book to go with it to manipulate the 3rd world to build an arm of power and financial resources.

The Imperial Truth it is then

Wait.. isn't that Islam?

Nooo, not the Imperial truth.

Ssshhh

He wills it

I wanna use Orange Catholic Bible

by allah's grace i will take your shild and eat their heart

we form de naked commando

it's Mahayana buddhism (warrior buddhism), Catholicism, Zen, and Sunni beliefs.

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Look at me... I'M THE BOTTOM NOW!

Let's just combine the most attractive parts of Christianity, Islam, Buddhism and Sikhism

So... everyone else in the crew died?

And then we get Islam 2.0

there's an attractive part of Islam?

Look, we just teach people their Messiah was a reincarnating Warrior who will re-appear every so many generations and etc. to lead them on grand crusades and etc. or in times of strife

Virgins waiting for you in heaven?

Hell yeah

Nah man, we add the one thing from mormonism that's cool

Now I'm getting a Matrix vibe. @KaiserDoom

All male authority

Etc

right, 72 women screaming "What the hell are you touching me there for?!"

@Laucivol thats the thing, Mahayana buddhism believes buddha was a warrior. And he reincarnates every X years to go and bring balance to the world by war

Yeah, the 72 virgin thing sounds a bit overrated...

72 different fetishes

Do they specifically say that they are female tho

each progressively getting more degenerate

I would be sad

by the end you reach an amalgamation ready to fuck you dead

72 world of warcraft leaderboard champions

In this faith, we will incorporate the one thing of mormonism that is good

I'll take my Christian Heaven, thanks.

If you are a good warrior follower, he gives you a planet to rule over and defend as a reincarnating warlord

(And the new Heaven and Earth after the end of days.)

Mormons do that shit?

I would honestly prefer reincarnation above most things

Mormons are basically investing in afterlife bitcoin

Mormons say you get your own planet, with a heavenly harem for you and your wives, if God, Jesus, and joseph smith judge you worthy

and you are god of this planet

Bro I would be fine as a resident on one of those planets

Its the same how they believe Blacks are the angels who did not fight alongside god nor satan in the war in heaven and are that way for being neutral.

Just don't put me in an eternal afterlife

Christian haven is basically just loosing your free will

Fun thing about the afterlife.. no one survived to get there.

Mormon Mythology of how humanity came to exist is literally, you are either Black for being neutral. or one of the other races for fighting with god.

Elaborate on the fighting with God part

Ie you are an angel who fought against satan alongside god

That sounds really interesting

I like the idea of the Valhalla from Billy & Mandy

eternal deathmatch

Dude, I might actually end up a Mormon

So if you fought alongside God against satan, you are white, asian, etc.

If you played it neutral and took no sides, you're black. Welcome to africa.

If you fought with satan then you're a demon and should be in hell right now.

Eternal deathmatch would get boring eventually, though.

Laucivol, you're the warrior god of another planet. You probably don't gotta worry about enemies if you makeup your own Reincarnating warlord to do your job for you

eternal peace and want for nothing would get boring faster

I would prefer being a planetary warlord who reincarnates compared to being in a boring paradise of peace

Nah, more aimed at Jokerfaic than the warlord diety.

Reincarnation > Mormon haven > Erhernal Peace at the side of the Emperor > Islam haven > Christian haven

Fight me

Dude, in 40k your afterlife depends on belief

most people think they'll fight in the Emperor's army in the warp once they die

I ascribe to the Christian thought on the matter.. but that doesn't mean I wouldn't imagine a different one being nifty.

So imagine all the babies in the warp fighting demons. Gumming them to death or piling up in the swamps of nurgle as they vomit everywhere

I believe in the Omnissiah, but you can't expect a C'tan to create an afterlife

Nah, he just eats your ass to death

I am fine with that really

Did they update Smash or?

Dunno, but I think that starting a trade federation would be great for us to overtake the economy

"I'm not dying, I'm only just over 50%"
"Hey why is Samus blinking"

Which economy, what kind of trade federation

If it's Africa's, then yeah

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>implying the DM is stupid enough to allow it

What in the goddamn

Mighta permitted it for the lulz.. not all games are srs.

What do you seduce on a door tho

I would understand a door seducing you

we seduce the demonic talking door, french kissing the lock until it comes unlatched.

But the other way...

look, the door can't seduce us

I mean

It could seduce me

Its like, I played a game once where a DM had a Siren attempt to seduce me and I passed my will roll with a crit success.

I ate fish that day

Imagine creating a dungeon with the only traps being highly seductive lifeless objects

@Connor pearson all i did was kill the siren and eat it

@ryvergate dead fembois?

I mean

It was to @ryvergate

I think he means like, trap golems with a vice inside the body to latch on and keep you stuck there

@Connor pearson Well, tag them and public chat, dipshit :^ )

that way the other monsters can kill you

Let’s not exclude either option

Nah son, I meant like a really fucking hot looking bookshelf

@Jack of Trades why don’t you die you fucking nigger <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Or a crazy attractive lamp

@Connor pearson Why don't you suck start a .45 friend?

A big titty book shelf that reads to you?

@Jack of Trades No u

Nigger

I might just draw that @KaiserDoom

@KaiserDoom But all the books are picture books, with explosive runes in side it

That sounds amazing

When you said "ate fish" I thought you were using a euphemism. XD @KaiserDoom

I draw too, albiet I don't draw a whole lot lately and i've been writing instead.

Also, Laucivol, that GM basically had every monster be female, everyone but me was female, and I was the lone human fighter with a Greatsword and a whip. I wore Mithril plate.

So yes, I killed everything I could succeed a will roll against. And I invested alot in will-bonuses until I got the advantage to ignore seduction entirely

Why does that mention of a whip make it 200% more sexual

My Whip did Fire, Holy, and Electric damage

Kinky

(Don't hate the player, hate the game)

Tbh, I didn't even know what the game was about when I played it. He called it "Monster Girl Quest" and i didn't know what it was until like 2 months after it ended from my consistant "Kill or be seduced" policy as a Chaste knight.

Jesus christ what a degenerate :^ )

@Jack of Trades I'll take that as a compliment

Could be worse though, it could be like how I played Dark Heresy as an assassin in an Armored body glove. Which can be summarized as an Armored Gimp suit, while armed with a silent sniper rifle and sword.

You referring to the 40k tabletop?

Yeah, 40k PnP for that one.

That's the one

the fuckers who made discordgg.ga are planning something for July 27th. Don't click any links and maybe don't even log in to discord on that day.
https://twitter.com/takedowntown2/status/1151555787216564225?s=19

I played a Feral World Psyker

So I ran him like a shaman kinda

I use the Body Glove and Chameleoline coating on my gear. So i can gain +40 stealth bonus

I was asked to tell an aristocrats fortune, so I rolled some bones an said "Your fortune will come when the Moon is in the 7th house and Jupiter aligns with Mars"

:^ )

Oh, another game I did was I played a DUNE campaign.

I am not so sure about the 7th house, but Mars aligning with Jupiter does sound like tratior Tech priests to me

freaking out and not logging into discord is a brainlet tier reaction and is probably what they want you to do

I remember I also had a GM ragequit deathwatch

Hmm?

It's 40k but as spacemarines. I made a Librarian blood angel. I rolled my basic stats (before adding the chapter mods) and i got between 43-50 on my stats. Near perfect

then I rolled my armor, my armor was a MK 4 suit and I got the best armor histories ever. I got +20 to strength bonus from my Armor history as it said "Strength bonus" rather than strength in rites of battle. Then my armor gave +20 charisma by default (25 if i wore no helm), I got +10 agility from corvus legs armor history, and +1 fear factor as my armor is always covered in blood and it never comes off.

So at the start i'm a psyker with 50 strength, (30 strength bonus), 53 Agility, and 75 charisma without a helm.

I feel like getting charisma and fear at once is kinda contradictory

the Armor by default gives Charisma bonus

the older the armor, the more charisma

But it's covered in blood

then my armor adds +20 to strength for default. So my strength in armor is 70, with a SB of 5*

whoops, forgot you don't do 10s

so I add +7 to all attacks in melee damage

which is doubled for being a marine

If som 7 feet tall guy in full body suit stands before me, covered in blood, my first thought isn't exactly going to be "oh, what a sympathetic fellow"

Then you're a heretic.

And will be purged.

The Omnissiah protects

so I got +14 to all attacks, and I add my Psy bonus for being a psyker which is 2. I got +16 with a force sword. Its perfect

So i go the whole game, never using psychic powers without the Chaplain telling me to use them

Then I gained artificer armor 2 months in, got another +10 to agility, and 2 more armor histories. Which got me a Mk 3 helmet, and a modified MK 4 chest piece with an Iron collar. The helmet gives an additional +5 charisma.

Though RL me is far closer to a Tech Priest than a Space Marine...

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Wouldn't an older helmet by default have worse defensive stats tho

The part where the DM rage quits, is the last time I use psyionic powers was when I already hit fear rating 4 and I use "VORTEX OF DOOM" which lets you insta-kill anything that fails an agility role by this black-hole you opened for 1 round.

Erm.. the equipment is maintained spectacularly..

the Older Helmet did lower Defense but give more charisma and my Iron Collar can deflect headshots to the torso on a roll of 1d10 (5 or less it goes to the chest)

all MK 3 gear is basically the same as wearing MK 2 but better armor on the front vs back.

Nah, I meant, as in its an older model, it has less features etc @Laucivol

It lowered my perception bonus for "Auto-senses" and it has less armor, like 1 pt less of armor.

Fair nough

Oh, that doesn't make all that much sense to me.. as 40k did have a dark age.. though that depends on how old we're speaking. Though, I know the setting.. not the system.

But becoming artificer armor it becomes 12 DR all around.

Since there have more been ten thousand years since the Horus Heresy

I imagine quite a lot changed armour wise

Especially around Mk 1 and 2

Mechanics wise, in lore, mk 4 is the best armor of all the armors as it's the height of technology. In the PnP system it does have slightly less DR than mk7 but it has the best Life support, better perception, etc.

so its got 1 point of armor less than mk 7 all around, but its got everything else as better rule wise

if you are suicidal and wear mk 1 you got the weakest armor but a +30 to charisma with everyone around you

See I don't get this

I saw mk 1 space marine designs

The Older the Armor, the more respect you got.

They are not something I would call beautiful