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2019-07-17 04:43:09 UTC

They're both *types* of whiskey

2019-07-17 04:43:12 UTC

I've got a 10-pak of mini bottles of sour watermelon schnappes

2019-07-17 04:43:23 UTC

fucking tastiest shit

2019-07-17 04:43:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/600910419359694858/Blank_60b439d1251e0aebb67ffb70e895d667.mp4

2019-07-17 04:43:31 UTC

Ive got some cheap shit I bought in bulk at Costco

2019-07-17 04:43:38 UTC

each one's a perfect mouthful

2019-07-17 04:43:40 UTC

Bourbon whiskey is Bourbon Whiskey not just Whiskey

2019-07-17 04:43:45 UTC

Same with Scotch

2019-07-17 04:43:52 UTC

I don't drink often, but I like to be prepared

2019-07-17 04:44:00 UTC

@Pinkstoo whatever fag

2019-07-17 04:44:06 UTC

Meanwhile I'ma go pour myself a bit of hibiki, brb

2019-07-17 04:44:14 UTC

Just shut up and suck my dick already, fuck

2019-07-17 04:44:16 UTC

Joker, you are a disappointment to the bastards for drinking that.

2019-07-17 04:44:33 UTC

>not drinking Blanton like a real man

2019-07-17 04:44:37 UTC

fuck off, I like sweet alcohol

2019-07-17 04:44:38 UTC

@KaiserDoom the hell was that from?

2019-07-17 04:44:51 UTC

the dwarf or what I just typed?

2019-07-17 04:44:52 UTC

@Jokerfaic Spiced Rum?

2019-07-17 04:44:56 UTC
2019-07-17 04:44:57 UTC

Cordials section is my fuckin section

2019-07-17 04:45:03 UTC

Amazing world of gumball

2019-07-17 04:45:06 UTC

Though to be fair

2019-07-17 04:45:10 UTC

I haven't opened it yet

2019-07-17 04:45:20 UTC

@KaiserDoom oh neat. Good show

2019-07-17 04:45:26 UTC

aaand back

2019-07-17 04:45:28 UTC

It IS a $250 bottle of Bourbon

2019-07-17 04:45:36 UTC

God I'm so glad I found another bottle of hibiki

2019-07-17 04:45:43 UTC

schnappes, liqueurs, meads

2019-07-17 04:45:49 UTC

Suntory needs to fix their damn distribution problem

2019-07-17 04:46:00 UTC

I don't know if I can go a whole decade with it being this damn rare

2019-07-17 04:46:07 UTC

@Pinkstoo have you had any ever?

2019-07-17 04:46:12 UTC

Yes

2019-07-17 04:46:13 UTC

Saving it for anything?

2019-07-17 04:46:15 UTC

never pay more than $60 for liquor, you're just paying for the bottle beyond that point

2019-07-17 04:46:23 UTC

How is it

2019-07-17 04:46:27 UTC

@Jack of Trades something special

2019-07-17 04:46:34 UTC

@Pinkstoo nothing in mind?

2019-07-17 04:46:37 UTC

Oh it's smooooth boi

2019-07-17 04:46:42 UTC

@Jokerfaic Just because your unrefined palate can't taste the difference.

2019-07-17 04:46:43 UTC

Maybe my birthday

2019-07-17 04:46:51 UTC

Thats what you think @Jokerfaic We put gold paint flakes in the rum to raise the price by saying it's real gold!

2019-07-17 04:47:10 UTC

@KaiserDoom gold flakes ARE real ;^;

2019-07-17 04:47:11 UTC

Its jut Annodized Steel

2019-07-17 04:47:18 UTC

Im fancy, I swear ;^;

2019-07-17 04:47:29 UTC

thats how we betray the customer, we put annodized steel in the rum instead of gold.

2019-07-17 04:47:32 UTC

I think you're thinking of tequila

2019-07-17 04:47:36 UTC

@KaiserDoom hilarious

2019-07-17 04:47:41 UTC

@Jokerfaic that's a worm

2019-07-17 04:47:48 UTC

no, gold flakes, too

2019-07-17 04:47:55 UTC

saw it

2019-07-17 04:47:56 UTC

Or a cobra. Depending

2019-07-17 04:48:04 UTC

As someone who's even had the 18 and 21 from the same brand you can seriously taste the difference

2019-07-17 04:48:06 UTC

or whatever fucking substance it really was

2019-07-17 04:48:35 UTC

I don't know much about good alcohol, but I know some about decent alcohol x3

2019-07-17 04:48:51 UTC

I miss my RougaRoux ;^;

2019-07-17 04:49:01 UTC

I know alcohol I enjoy, nothing else matters

2019-07-17 04:49:12 UTC

@Jokerfaic true enough

2019-07-17 04:49:43 UTC

Gotta get me some fuckin Solas up in this bitch

2019-07-17 04:49:51 UTC

Some what

2019-07-17 04:49:54 UTC

I will say typically the bottle I drink is a 5yo nas kentuky bourbon, Black Ridge

2019-07-17 04:50:04 UTC

which runs like 30$

2019-07-17 04:50:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/600912084523548685/th.png

2019-07-17 04:50:17 UTC

well, 5yo min nas blend, should say

2019-07-17 04:50:20 UTC

mead

2019-07-17 04:50:28 UTC

I find this one bizarre, but, I think Joker that we should overthrow Ares and build a new chapter with black-jack and hookers. And what I mean is, a better looking scheme and we burn the celt theme to the ground.

2019-07-17 04:50:52 UTC

...

2019-07-17 04:50:52 UTC

Anyways friend finally came back, time to return to saving the world from an alien invasion

2019-07-17 04:50:55 UTC

E D F!

2019-07-17 04:50:56 UTC

E D F!

2019-07-17 04:50:58 UTC

E D F!

2019-07-17 04:51:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/600912350840619008/8kBpdhMhvSRJhDHOkVxP2ivxT6qhGSPacHC8dQXVXgg.png

2019-07-17 04:51:11 UTC

I had no fucking clue there was another Alfa refugee here

2019-07-17 04:51:15 UTC

or I forgot

2019-07-17 04:51:18 UTC

one of the two

2019-07-17 04:51:33 UTC

I am an Art Wizard Joker, look in the listing, and a lore boy.

2019-07-17 04:52:33 UTC

I'm a shitposting white scar nobody, no one would clan with me

2019-07-17 04:53:07 UTC

..... why is my sphinx compact in my lap as I'm opening another schnappes

2019-07-17 04:53:18 UTC

brb, gonna put this back

2019-07-17 04:53:39 UTC

Don't worry, I said the celt theme was gay on day one. I still hold that opinion.

2019-07-17 04:54:08 UTC

I don't know why everyone just went along with the idea "we NEED to change the name, guys"

2019-07-17 06:09:26 UTC
2019-07-17 06:09:33 UTC

old but dat helicopter ride :V

2019-07-17 06:15:49 UTC

how nasa picks out their new recruits

2019-07-17 06:20:05 UTC

"She was dizzy but ok"

2019-07-17 06:20:10 UTC

Yeah sure

2019-07-17 06:20:24 UTC

Probably puked that rescue sled full

2019-07-17 06:26:04 UTC

Random guy in the vid earlier "I'm halping!" *hands the bottle, runs off*

2019-07-17 06:26:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/600936245840838656/66767248_2449879881924352_2017330269027041280_n.png

2019-07-17 06:34:14 UTC

old lady probably screaming hhhaaaaallllp!

2019-07-17 06:34:37 UTC

dat rpm

2019-07-17 06:39:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/600939658251337728/image0-169.jpg

2019-07-17 06:47:33 UTC

Feminism: Endgame

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/600941641259548692/women_equal_to_men_pigs_tak_failed.png

2019-07-17 06:48:25 UTC
2019-07-17 06:48:41 UTC

dat speed

2019-07-17 07:37:16 UTC

2019-07-17 08:02:08 UTC
2019-07-17 08:03:00 UTC

he just wants relevance joey has jumped on any race baiting he can just to get someone pissed off enough to give him relevance

2019-07-17 08:03:58 UTC

What a shithole person

2019-07-17 08:06:19 UTC

eh joey is fine, just not someone *I* would rally behind, you goyim do as you wish

2019-07-17 08:07:46 UTC

I have no opinion one way or other, I was just memeing the shithole expression

2019-07-17 08:08:45 UTC

So I notice that Lindsey Shepherd's last video is gone now, has she been censored on both platforms now?

2019-07-17 08:17:41 UTC

is that daisy for soi?

2019-07-17 08:17:51 UTC

She's dead no?

2019-07-17 08:27:57 UTC

Nigga got an ass?

2019-07-17 08:28:06 UTC

or a flat whore?

2019-07-17 08:31:48 UTC

i guess the plot twist will be that the bad guy is her dad

2019-07-17 08:39:05 UTC

why dont they just make an in-universe film with other agents?

2019-07-17 08:39:21 UTC

after all they cant expect a single agent to do everything

2019-07-17 08:44:02 UTC

@Ayylmao exactly

2019-07-17 08:44:03 UTC

>every single male feminist ever

2019-07-17 08:44:08 UTC

>progressive to predator

2019-07-17 08:44:12 UTC

or just make a new fucking spy franchise

2019-07-17 08:44:16 UTC

fucking why not

2019-07-17 08:48:45 UTC

they cant let go, old brands are basically free real estate

2019-07-17 08:49:04 UTC

why write a decent original story if you can build on a previously written one

2019-07-17 08:50:45 UTC

that sounds like a neoliberal economic policy

2019-07-17 08:50:54 UTC

never let a company go out of business

2019-07-17 08:51:02 UTC

just use taxes to keep it from going under

2019-07-17 10:09:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/600992455361298443/ArlX.gif

2019-07-17 10:50:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601002710694756373/58751242_2333558420042435_2387342015110053888_n.png

2019-07-17 11:29:04 UTC

wtf

2019-07-17 11:29:27 UTC

I get the point of a headline is to get you to click

2019-07-17 11:29:40 UTC

but that headline

2019-07-17 11:29:41 UTC

read the article

2019-07-17 11:29:45 UTC

it's just as gold.

2019-07-17 11:29:54 UTC

I can't

2019-07-17 11:30:10 UTC

g.

2019-07-17 11:30:11 UTC

o.

2019-07-17 11:30:12 UTC

l.

2019-07-17 11:30:12 UTC

d.

2019-07-17 11:33:08 UTC

what the fuck

2019-07-17 11:33:21 UTC

This is the best thing ever

2019-07-17 11:34:32 UTC

I fucking love the "related" images

2019-07-17 11:34:34 UTC

good god

2019-07-17 11:35:23 UTC

wtf is that website

2019-07-17 11:36:10 UTC

* I read someplace where we have already been asked to โ€œtake inโ€ Nancy Pelosiโ€™s gentle, divine, illegals. You know, board and feed them in our homes? The way King George had us take in British soldiers around 1776?

2019-07-17 11:36:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601014419291635712/image0.jpg

2019-07-17 11:40:17 UTC

Kek

2019-07-17 11:42:41 UTC

who ever runs this site needs some major support

2019-07-17 11:42:43 UTC

holy shit

2019-07-17 12:01:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601020576106151936/e5822111-1343-41fa-968e-8dc2fe8116212.jpg

2019-07-17 12:04:22 UTC

The original basement dweller

2019-07-17 12:10:24 UTC

So, basically the original commieaboo

2019-07-17 12:11:16 UTC

literally

2019-07-17 12:12:23 UTC

dude fucking orientation week at my uni and theres the most stereotypical bunch handing out their little flyers for their "socialists club" took so much effort to not laugh in their faces. they were such a perfect parody of the college uneducated it was insane

2019-07-17 12:33:32 UTC

@Nat that fucking article ๐Ÿ˜‚

I already, totally do see having Gay sex as a pre-requirement for joining ANTIFA (pronounced, โ€œanteefa.โ€)

2019-07-17 12:47:55 UTC

There were a bunch of people handing out flyers saying to "stand up to racismz" etc. As in to counter protest the leave means leave march at my uni a while back.

2019-07-17 12:56:12 UTC

Boomer

2019-07-17 13:26:16 UTC

#legalizeblackpeople

2019-07-17 13:32:01 UTC

Yeah, why the fuck it is illegal to own blacks

2019-07-17 13:32:09 UTC

#legalizeblackpeople

2019-07-17 13:37:39 UTC

Can we ban the gays yet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601044844193775617/image0.jpg

2019-07-17 13:37:55 UTC

Well

2019-07-17 13:38:05 UTC

There's a difference between fags and gays.

2019-07-17 13:39:18 UTC

Faggots are the camp and tanned ones that speak like they've just taken a blow to the head while preaching that pride day should be inherently sexual and that people should respect them no matter what.

2019-07-17 13:41:18 UTC

#notallfags

2019-07-17 13:41:45 UTC

That is one of the most vile fantasies I have ever read

2019-07-17 13:41:52 UTC

it gets worse btw

2019-07-17 13:41:58 UTC

the campers are kids

2019-07-17 13:42:04 UTC

Someone is very gay, and not in the homosexual sense of that word

2019-07-17 13:42:09 UTC

Homosexuals even hate faggots

2019-07-17 13:42:19 UTC

True

2019-07-17 13:42:21 UTC

^

2019-07-17 13:42:43 UTC

also, that's not even close to being the worst one

2019-07-17 13:42:56 UTC

Sauce?

2019-07-17 13:43:07 UTC

I want to destroy my hope in humanity

2019-07-17 13:43:09 UTC

i think it's just called faggot camp

2019-07-17 13:43:11 UTC

not sure though

2019-07-17 13:43:21 UTC

Wait Itโ€™s a real thing?

2019-07-17 13:43:26 UTC

Like people go there?

2019-07-17 13:43:27 UTC

it's been ages since i saw it

2019-07-17 13:43:27 UTC

Oh no

2019-07-17 13:43:28 UTC

no.

2019-07-17 13:43:28 UTC

lol

2019-07-17 13:43:33 UTC

Thank fuck

2019-07-17 13:43:36 UTC

it's drawn porn

2019-07-17 13:43:37 UTC

with like

2019-07-17 13:43:40 UTC

@Uksio lol

2019-07-17 13:43:43 UTC

that written over it

2019-07-17 13:43:43 UTC

Fuck those people

2019-07-17 13:43:44 UTC

LOL

2019-07-17 13:43:56 UTC

you're lying @Uksio

2019-07-17 13:43:58 UTC

Donโ€™t

2019-07-17 13:43:58 UTC

they're not people

2019-07-17 13:44:02 UTC

They have AIDS

2019-07-17 13:44:04 UTC

I hate pride day and im fucking trans

2019-07-17 13:44:08 UTC

Donโ€™t fuck them

2019-07-17 13:44:24 UTC

Ok random thing which popped into my mind.

What is equivalent of insult "gay" or "faggot" but directed towards heterosexuals or do they apply equally well?

2019-07-17 13:44:32 UTC

i hate pride day and i'm fucking bi but basically gay

2019-07-17 13:44:49 UTC

normie

2019-07-17 13:44:57 UTC

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-07-17 13:44:59 UTC

I donโ€™t think there is one *get dabed on fags*

2019-07-17 13:45:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601046713251266570/KinkPride.png

2019-07-17 13:45:09 UTC

fuck off normie

2019-07-17 13:45:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601046786076835842/image0.jpg

2019-07-17 13:45:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601046850308538399/hugefuckingnormie.png

2019-07-17 13:46:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601047009910325265/image0.jpg

2019-07-17 13:46:28 UTC

Do... does this mean i can now leave the basement and live with the normal people now?

2019-07-17 13:46:40 UTC

Ye

2019-07-17 13:46:40 UTC

No.

2019-07-17 13:46:40 UTC

ew

2019-07-17 13:46:44 UTC

why would you want t

2019-07-17 13:46:44 UTC

o

2019-07-17 13:46:49 UTC

Go out and get your dick sucked

2019-07-17 13:46:51 UTC

Big no

2019-07-17 13:46:54 UTC

You can do anything

2019-07-17 13:47:04 UTC

Youโ€™re all very fucking unsupoortive

2019-07-17 13:47:08 UTC

I am disappoint

2019-07-17 13:47:21 UTC

Except this:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601047289242451969/DontUwU.jpg

2019-07-17 13:47:24 UTC

Free at last! Wait does this mean i need to start insulting you internet folk now?

2019-07-17 13:47:35 UTC

Not necessarily

2019-07-17 13:47:51 UTC

You can drop by from time to time

2019-07-17 13:47:53 UTC

Just say nigger a lot and youโ€™ll fit right in

2019-07-17 13:48:25 UTC

Kink pride indeed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601047556633395227/dildo_rainbow_costume_pride_parade.jpg

2019-07-17 13:48:37 UTC

Wait, but if i do that does that not mean you will redpill me again or something and bind me to your weird internet meemee's or something?

2019-07-17 13:48:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601047658332684299/image0.jpg

2019-07-17 13:49:35 UTC

Muh basd Black amiright?

2019-07-17 13:49:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601047906056667186/Oof_Eternal.png

2019-07-17 13:50:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601048005839421480/image0.jpg

2019-07-17 13:50:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601048002269806592/pyv0djq5wra31.png

2019-07-17 13:50:14 UTC

THEY RISE

2019-07-17 13:50:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601048111816638474/IMG_20190712_145021.jpg

2019-07-17 13:50:45 UTC

**The fire rises brother**

2019-07-17 13:51:22 UTC

What happened to his right arm?

2019-07-17 13:51:37 UTC

it got offended

2019-07-17 13:51:42 UTC

Kek.

2019-07-17 13:51:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601048427589140485/adf0baf5-d22e-4948-8b6c-2ff6e9a7af54.jpg

2019-07-17 13:52:33 UTC

Easy: Obama was "their guy." Trump is the opposite.

2019-07-17 13:53:10 UTC

So nuke the Scotus, gotcha

2019-07-17 13:53:31 UTC

Nah. All we need is proof of life for RBG.

2019-07-17 13:53:37 UTC

Or proof of unlife.

2019-07-17 13:53:37 UTC

nuke the term limit

2019-07-17 13:54:03 UTC

Weekend at Ruth'sโ„ข

2019-07-17 13:54:07 UTC

Now, where have I seen that one before?

2019-07-17 13:54:27 UTC

china

2019-07-17 13:54:37 UTC

Damn chinks.

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