the-writing-on-the-wall_memes

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2019-08-05 14:57:58 UTC

THATS A LIE

2019-08-05 14:58:11 UTC

Lol

2019-08-05 14:58:20 UTC

essential oil moms are by PC raging how good the oils are

2019-08-05 14:58:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607950582271180861/68386273_642491016229294_7369885935422406656_o-1.jpg

2019-08-05 14:58:44 UTC

More accurate if you put the actual diseases

2019-08-05 14:58:57 UTC

might just be me, but i see ChrissRay***GUN*** in all 3 pics

2019-08-05 14:58:59 UTC

small pox, polio etc

2019-08-05 14:59:17 UTC

just saying pol pot was right get rid of glasses wearing nerds

2019-08-05 15:01:12 UTC

because yall need some positivity

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607951239187267585/wholesome_nekko.jpg

2019-08-05 15:01:14 UTC

no lewding

2019-08-05 15:02:57 UTC

chewbaka old

2019-08-05 15:03:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607951743560712193/53453097_2224854784261140_4571949212933029888_o.jpg

2019-08-05 15:11:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607953940461387798/66822478_1160414477497290_9042508580313366528_n.png

2019-08-05 15:13:07 UTC

***RULE BRITIANNIA***

2019-08-05 15:13:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607954316019499020/1547872906322.jpg

2019-08-05 15:14:01 UTC

hahahaha

2019-08-05 15:14:51 UTC

i went fishing and someone took the bait xD

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607954669095878706/1564727385320.jpg

2019-08-05 15:17:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607955344244867072/1564534645128.png

2019-08-05 15:24:19 UTC

i just noticed you are called leaf

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607957044753858560/1548705563025.jpg

2019-08-05 15:29:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607958380270714995/Der-Boomer.png

2019-08-05 15:30:29 UTC

yeah im not canadian

2019-08-05 15:30:40 UTC

and I made this name up in 2005

2019-08-05 15:30:42 UTC

Canadian Spy

2019-08-05 15:30:49 UTC

before anyone called chinknadians fucking leafs

2019-08-05 15:30:50 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2019-08-05 15:31:15 UTC

thats the exact thing a SPY would say

2019-08-05 15:31:28 UTC

you are walking a thin line bro

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607958856357773313/1564604184796.jpg

2019-08-05 15:39:02 UTC

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ <:GetDownOnTheBarn:590619824640753697>

2019-08-05 15:47:45 UTC

<:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

2019-08-05 15:51:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607963892714438656/emc107vuzje31.png

2019-08-05 16:05:25 UTC

But my man that was 3 years ago by Kyle thats prob hate speech now

2019-08-05 16:17:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607970333328408607/FB_IMG_1565021793812.jpg

2019-08-05 16:22:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607971624884502550/1548292358956.png

2019-08-05 16:22:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607971727464595469/select_gender.jpg

2019-08-05 16:22:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607971811191291944/DuoLingo_dishwasher.png

2019-08-05 16:24:20 UTC

when mommy doesnt want to make tendies

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607972160677478585/1564352589616.jpg

2019-08-05 16:26:45 UTC

windleaf?

2019-08-05 16:26:52 UTC

i have a small request

2019-08-05 16:27:15 UTC

go ahead

2019-08-05 16:27:41 UTC

can you save this picture somewhere

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607973001375514624/1257483028-flugzeug-absturz-moosburg-k8Cwy9LmKAb0jOhfNG.jpg

2019-08-05 16:29:35 UTC

I ain't savin shit niakkuh

2019-08-05 16:29:53 UTC

please. you would do me a great favor

2019-08-05 16:30:05 UTC

it is important

2019-08-05 16:31:25 UTC

i beg you windleaf

2019-08-05 16:31:29 UTC

please save it.

2019-08-05 16:31:29 UTC

nice try glownigguh

2019-08-05 16:31:35 UTC

try again

2019-08-05 16:31:35 UTC

please

2019-08-05 16:31:46 UTC

this is important

2019-08-05 16:33:16 UTC

done

2019-08-05 16:33:46 UTC

did you save the picture

2019-08-05 16:34:36 UTC

wait did you just report me to the fbi or what was that link for xD

2019-08-05 16:34:36 UTC

what's so important about uit?

2019-08-05 16:35:21 UTC

well thats hard to explain but to put it short it keeps unhappening and now i try to stop it by making as much people as possible have this picture

2019-08-05 16:37:41 UTC

just save it and if i ever come to ask you for it please send it. thats all i need. there isnt anything dangerous in the picture and nothing you do need to be overly concerned about

2019-08-05 16:42:00 UTC

its probably just the difference of puberty and age, but at least he looks less like shit

2019-08-05 16:42:04 UTC

he just looks sad

2019-08-05 16:42:28 UTC

a

2019-08-05 16:42:35 UTC

oof

2019-08-05 16:42:35 UTC

h

2019-08-05 16:45:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607977424939909142/image0.png

2019-08-05 16:45:25 UTC

so didi anyone save it?

2019-08-05 17:04:56 UTC

@Nat So he doesn't want to ban them?

2019-08-05 17:05:19 UTC

Just wants stricter background checks on purchase?

2019-08-05 17:06:28 UTC

Uninfringed

2019-08-05 17:09:21 UTC

Bullshit

2019-08-05 17:09:24 UTC

NOW WAIT A MINUTE, DONALD NOOOOOOOOO

2019-08-05 17:11:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607984099713351680/teic5bu2gme31.png

2019-08-05 17:16:49 UTC

surprise drill

2019-08-05 17:45:17 UTC

I'm reminded of the fact that gun violence plummets to almost nil when you remove "gang violence".

2019-08-05 17:48:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607993356047351817/i-will-not-allow-my-country-to-be-taken-over-42615422.png

2019-08-05 17:58:49 UTC

I don't see how that is inconsistent

2019-08-05 17:59:15 UTC

Or what about that statement should be NPC

2019-08-05 17:59:42 UTC

This meme is forced and not really fitting, 0/10

2019-08-05 18:00:01 UTC

Indeed.

2019-08-05 18:00:24 UTC

Almost as if it was created by...

2019-08-05 18:00:28 UTC

...an NPC.

2019-08-05 18:00:37 UTC

[badum tiss]

2019-08-05 18:01:02 UTC

I once actually made an AI neural network

2019-08-05 18:01:08 UTC

Should've done it CSI: Miami style.

2019-08-05 18:02:57 UTC

I made it yoink the pictures off 4chan and read through threads, following the numbers of replies

2019-08-05 18:03:39 UTC

Then it would weigh the "success" of a meme and apply that pattern to some unrelated pictures of the same nature (which i handpicked by theme)

2019-08-05 18:04:29 UTC

Nice.

2019-08-05 18:04:43 UTC

It didn't make sense in 99% of the cases though

2019-08-05 18:04:50 UTC

Aww.

2019-08-05 18:04:54 UTC

It did not grasp the humpour in the slightest

2019-08-05 18:05:06 UTC

You can't program a sense of humor.

2019-08-05 18:05:20 UTC

But what horrified me was that I overlooked one aspect of 4chan: random nudes of unknown age

2019-08-05 18:05:32 UTC

I yeeted that database like hot potato

2019-08-05 18:05:39 UTC

Oof.

2019-08-05 18:06:23 UTC

I should try that again with some safer source one day

2019-08-05 18:06:46 UTC

Like 8chan? Do it while you can, that place is about to get yeeted if it hasn't already.

2019-08-05 18:07:03 UTC

Here is one of mildly making sense ones that my AI made

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607998008512217088/rect3133.png

2019-08-05 18:07:22 UTC

Eech.

2019-08-05 18:07:44 UTC

It did seem to label underwear in general with that MA'AM meme

2019-08-05 18:07:52 UTC

Which was annoyingly out of place

2019-08-05 18:08:07 UTC

Kek.

2019-08-05 18:08:48 UTC

Oh and this was also mildly ok

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607998453334933515/image5788.png

2019-08-05 18:09:03 UTC

It did grasp that concept somehow

2019-08-05 18:09:26 UTC

Though this picture is in itself not very humorous

2019-08-05 18:09:36 UTC

Dude is actually doing his job there

2019-08-05 18:11:05 UTC

Damn, I deleted one where it labelled all people in the picture with "me" and then just "peepee poopoo" as a bottom text

2019-08-05 18:11:22 UTC

It looked like a toddler's attempt at a meme

2019-08-05 18:15:26 UTC

>doing his job
>wearing flipflops
Yeah I'm gonna have to press X on that one.

2019-08-05 18:16:11 UTC

It'd be plausible if they were sandals

2019-08-05 18:16:17 UTC

<:Doubt:588038713938804760>

2019-08-05 18:19:24 UTC

Me, after viewing that TikTok vid (2019, colorized)

2019-08-05 18:20:34 UTC

but sudoku has a beheading in it too ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2019-08-05 18:20:55 UTC

if that's how every XX in the UK looks I understand the young male suicide rate now

2019-08-05 18:23:58 UTC

every uk restroom

2019-08-05 18:24:16 UTC

delet this

2019-08-05 18:24:19 UTC

The beheading is optional though. Its purpose is to make it easier to maintain your composure after disembowling yourself

2019-08-05 18:24:33 UTC

because you only have to maintain said composure briefly.

2019-08-05 18:25:03 UTC

..... why the fuck do I know this

2019-08-05 18:27:19 UTC

Get your hand off me if you want to keep it.

2019-08-05 18:27:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/608003117451313172/image0.jpg

2019-08-05 18:27:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/608003144710094848/SOMEBODY.mp4

2019-08-05 18:31:13 UTC

Bruh ya ever just wake up and need a hug.

2019-08-05 18:31:22 UTC

not really

2019-08-05 18:31:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/608004155214266412/28828bf6-1eb5-4e2e-8b9e-d7a1545199d0.jpg

2019-08-05 18:31:33 UTC

I've never been big on physicality with other people

2019-08-05 18:31:47 UTC

wait the left is *supposed* to be scar?

2019-08-05 18:31:52 UTC

Yes

2019-08-05 18:31:52 UTC

oh my fucking god

2019-08-05 18:31:57 UTC

looks bad on the right

2019-08-05 18:32:08 UTC

Looks better than the left

2019-08-05 18:32:19 UTC

it looks like the fucking character

2019-08-05 18:32:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/608004465181720602/c92e1be8-6a88-4207-b3c5-41be5cd4a289.jpg

2019-08-05 18:32:57 UTC

How the fuck did they fuck up Scar that badly

2019-08-05 18:33:03 UTC

Now do the little mermaid

2019-08-05 18:33:10 UTC

Like they didn't even try to give him a darker mane

2019-08-05 18:33:22 UTC

They just made him look emaciated.

2019-08-05 18:33:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/608004657339432970/e9a03a49-c3b4-440a-bc68-8eccfe4b9735.jpg

2019-08-05 18:33:29 UTC

looks like shit

2019-08-05 18:33:42 UTC

what is it with billion-dollar worth artists beign outdone by internet spergs

2019-08-05 18:34:22 UTC

Internet spergs are free to peruse art, billion-dollar-worth-artists are told what to do by execs that don't actually understand anything.

2019-08-05 18:34:31 UTC

fuck it, the internet should make all hollywood movies

2019-08-05 18:34:32 UTC

period

2019-08-05 18:34:36 UTC

forever

2019-08-05 18:34:56 UTC

I think what I love about Scar is that Scar isn't his actual name but a nickname that stuck because his parents named him Shit

2019-08-05 18:35:45 UTC

maybe I could be called big dick if I became fat as fuck and change my legal name to Richard

2019-08-05 18:36:06 UTC

Mufasa literally means King

2019-08-05 18:36:12 UTC

But would you then respond to <@&571329218215018524>

2019-08-05 18:36:53 UTC

I don't think I've got the smallest dick, but that doesn't stop me from being an unattractive virgin

2019-08-05 18:37:03 UTC

Scar's name is actually Taka which is Swahili for Trash, Dirt and Shit

2019-08-05 18:37:29 UTC

Does anyone think that a google could stage a coup?

2019-08-05 18:37:39 UTC

If they had the balls

2019-08-05 18:37:42 UTC

on government? unlikely

2019-08-05 18:37:52 UTC

on the market? haven't they already?

2019-08-05 18:38:17 UTC

Well google has a lot of control over the flow of information

2019-08-05 18:38:32 UTC

and the government has the military

2019-08-05 18:38:40 UTC

The problem is they're not the only game in town when it comes to information control

2019-08-05 18:38:43 UTC

And I have a machete

2019-08-05 18:38:49 UTC

Er

2019-08-05 18:38:52 UTC

Only faction*

2019-08-05 18:38:53 UTC

Inb4 google robot army

2019-08-05 18:38:54 UTC

should say

2019-08-05 18:39:13 UTC

Love to see Googles robot army get past my magnets

2019-08-05 18:39:24 UTC

They might have the strongest position but they'd be run into the ground by all the other factions because they want control too

2019-08-05 18:39:38 UTC

The game was honked from the start

2019-08-05 18:39:44 UTC

What about google vs small country

2019-08-05 18:39:53 UTC

Daily reminder that the Culture War's alliance graph makes World War I look straight-forward.

2019-08-05 18:40:22 UTC

@capitalists we leave the overthrowing of small countries to Fruit companies

2019-08-05 18:40:26 UTC

apparently magnets aren't a terrible threat to electronics anymore

2019-08-05 18:40:42 UTC

Tell that to my earth magnet

2019-08-05 18:40:51 UTC

Tell that to gravity

2019-08-05 18:41:12 UTC

A black hole could do it

2019-08-05 18:42:16 UTC

almost everything comes with basic bitch shielding against magnets nowadays. accidentally brushed my smart TV with a legit fuckin neodymium magnet and it was fine

2019-08-05 18:42:54 UTC

and this thing could lift a 20 pound chain

2019-08-05 18:43:10 UTC

What about a magnet on a pacemaker?

2019-08-05 18:43:47 UTC

Is it electromagnets u should be worried about with pacemakers?

2019-08-05 18:44:03 UTC

No idea

2019-08-05 18:44:10 UTC

pretty sure it is

2019-08-05 18:44:51 UTC

we have some machinery at work that puts out some hefty magnetic fields, huge warning on the side about pacemakers

2019-08-05 18:45:36 UTC

Maybe we should try it

2019-08-05 18:45:37 UTC

Probably depends on how new the pacemaker is

2019-08-05 18:45:45 UTC

With a live human being to be accurate

2019-08-05 18:46:02 UTC

Also might be vulnerable due to the wireless connectivity a lot of newer ones have.

2019-08-05 18:46:14 UTC

godiwishiwasjokingonthat

2019-08-05 18:46:14 UTC

that makes sense

2019-08-05 18:46:39 UTC

But yeah there's probably a year range where if you're pacemaker's from then you're immune, but anything before or after it's aproblem.

2019-08-05 18:46:48 UTC

(if the wireless connectivity part is vulnerable)

2019-08-05 18:48:06 UTC

So could a microwave oven affect a wireless pacemaker?

2019-08-05 18:48:27 UTC

if you breach the shielded cover, yeah

2019-08-05 18:48:36 UTC

Maybe? Maybe not, it has to get through both the microwave oven's shielding and the flesh.

2019-08-05 18:48:37 UTC

amoung other reason why you shouldn't fucking do that

2019-08-05 18:48:54 UTC

it'd also boil your internal organs

2019-08-05 18:49:01 UTC

Bigger problem is that yeah

2019-08-05 18:49:11 UTC

and ye it'd have no trouble goign through flesh

2019-08-05 18:49:37 UTC

They are recruiting

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/608008726636396597/image0.png

2019-08-05 18:49:47 UTC

Dear lord

2019-08-05 18:50:02 UTC

Who's that

2019-08-05 18:50:08 UTC

And what's special about him

2019-08-05 18:50:30 UTC

He ate the mic

2019-08-05 18:50:33 UTC

Thought you didn't have a free pass through flesh until gamma

2019-08-05 18:51:06 UTC

I guess light passes through flesh

2019-08-05 18:51:21 UTC

Also of note

2019-08-05 18:51:26 UTC

no no

2019-08-05 18:51:28 UTC

hold on a minute

2019-08-05 18:51:34 UTC

The mesh screen on your microwave is damn near impervious to microwaves

2019-08-05 18:51:37 UTC

it's why it's there

2019-08-05 18:51:43 UTC

>thought you didn't have a free pas through flesh untillgamma

2019-08-05 18:52:01 UTC

it depends on whether the material absorbs the ravelength

2019-08-05 18:52:11 UTC

Yeah and seeing as we're mostly water

2019-08-05 18:52:12 UTC

>i guess light passes through flesh

2019-08-05 18:52:16 UTC

pretty sure we'd absorb most of it

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