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2019-07-12 15:55:02 UTC

found the loophole

2019-07-12 15:55:06 UTC

What are you asking thoth

2019-07-12 15:55:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599267548302802945/img.png

2019-07-12 15:57:26 UTC

Previously unreleased memery from the EU Election campaign.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599268078576205830/image0.png

2019-07-12 16:11:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599271605012660224/l1yhdpyngo931.png

2019-07-12 16:13:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599272224394051603/66694560_10157378756354320_8287313777599184896_n.png

2019-07-12 16:19:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599273587228278803/66371792_2526544040691372_4042328261563252736_n.png

2019-07-12 16:20:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599273822167891973/area-51-guards-people-wont-actually-try-and-rush-the-60250088.png

2019-07-12 16:21:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599274064141615105/5bmaw1lepr931.png

2019-07-12 16:21:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599274130994495538/aWYwnq3_460s.png

2019-07-12 16:21:50 UTC

Police will stop em before they get even close to 51

2019-07-12 16:22:10 UTC

but why? let the apaches have somefun

2019-07-12 16:30:57 UTC

Just watched Dr.Stone episode 2, all I can say is I hate the communist

2019-07-12 16:31:00 UTC

Tfw they just let them in for the fun of it

2019-07-12 16:31:16 UTC

Lol

2019-07-12 16:31:21 UTC

And take them to the moon in a flying saucer

2019-07-12 16:31:38 UTC

A rocket to the sun

2019-07-12 16:31:40 UTC

There are 4 ways I can see this going

2019-07-12 16:31:43 UTC

If this is how alien life is revealed to the world I am all for it

2019-07-12 16:31:44 UTC

For science

2019-07-12 16:31:49 UTC

Way 1; 20 people turn up

2019-07-12 16:32:11 UTC

2; they all turn up and scatter the moment they hear gunfire

2019-07-12 16:32:56 UTC

3; they just let them in and there's nothing there, I doubt the guards will be okay with mowing down all those civilians

2019-07-12 16:33:01 UTC

Don't eat food you find in the warp, guys

2019-07-12 16:33:07 UTC

Why

2019-07-12 16:33:33 UTC

And 4, they fight to the death and the last guys alive find aliens and free energy devices and shit

2019-07-12 16:33:46 UTC

They'd be stuck at the gates. Fences are probably electrified so after the firs tperson does the electric slide nobody else'd be keen to

2019-07-12 16:33:49 UTC

That or Nazi scientists

2019-07-12 16:34:02 UTC

Just plough the fence with a truck lol

2019-07-12 16:34:07 UTC

also Area 51 is likely the least interesting facility in that region

2019-07-12 16:34:24 UTC

Kek

2019-07-12 16:34:27 UTC

'cause it's the one "in the public eye" so to speak

2019-07-12 16:34:40 UTC

This is the "why have guns when the army has nukes" debate

2019-07-12 16:34:48 UTC

you want the fun stuff you wanna hit up the Tonopah Test Range and other such areas

2019-07-12 16:34:53 UTC

I don't think they're gonna be okay with gunning down civilians

2019-07-12 16:35:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599277546345070603/MAGAanimegirl.png

2019-07-12 16:35:10 UTC

Or gunning down lots of civilians at once I should say

2019-07-12 16:35:11 UTC

Not quite. This is one which they can actually force the civilians to comply

2019-07-12 16:35:24 UTC

I bet area 51 got lowest tier shit. Everyone knows ot. It's a distracrion facility

2019-07-12 16:36:13 UTC

The issue with fighter jets is they can't search a house for contraband.
You're not wrong that soldiers likely wouldn't like it, but they also likely don't have to shoot anyone, let alone most of them.

2019-07-12 16:36:29 UTC

Area 51 is where they're making Catgirls

2019-07-12 16:37:22 UTC

Unfortunately they used Hillary Clinton as a genetic base

2019-07-12 16:37:58 UTC

Good thing that it's far more likely that China's the one that'll produce 'em

2019-07-12 16:38:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599278300623536147/FNLRH.gif

2019-07-12 16:38:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599278320059809792/79j79xr8bk931.png

2019-07-12 16:38:32 UTC

Fuck Junior, no nepotism allowed

2019-07-12 16:38:35 UTC

Hah

2019-07-12 16:40:14 UTC

So amusingly....
https://discordapp.com/channels/462008211378012160/598762150810615808/599273593800491009
My sources say that is probably the Little Boy model that the Bradbury Museum has.

2019-07-12 16:40:23 UTC

But if we have the God-Emperor, it's only fitting his loyal son gets the throne as well

2019-07-12 16:40:25 UTC

Nepotism is good when it benefits me

2019-07-12 16:40:34 UTC

^

2019-07-12 16:40:47 UTC

@Edelgard von Hresvelg why? When the Gid Emperor is immortal?

2019-07-12 16:41:01 UTC

It's only nepotism if he appoints his son to the throne

2019-07-12 16:41:08 UTC

if we *elect* his son it's not nepotism

2019-07-12 16:41:17 UTC

I'm on good terms with higher ups at Cedar Point, so I get front of the line passes whenever I go

2019-07-12 16:41:23 UTC

Because I want Gulliman and his blue boys

2019-07-12 16:41:57 UTC

*Raughs in 400 pts of fuck you*

2019-07-12 16:42:18 UTC

Tfw no cute blue alien BF

2019-07-12 16:42:41 UTC

*Found the Tau player*

2019-07-12 16:43:00 UTC

Given my proclivities, I'm fine without a blue alien bf

2019-07-12 16:43:41 UTC

<:thinkcide2:462282425486147585>

2019-07-12 16:43:51 UTC

I want a genetically modified catgirl waifu

2019-07-12 16:43:58 UTC

Fucking fight me

2019-07-12 16:44:37 UTC

i've got a miqo'te machinist

2019-07-12 16:45:56 UTC

Whats tau?

2019-07-12 16:46:39 UTC

a bunch of wannabe eldar

2019-07-12 16:47:02 UTC

that lack hand to hand combat skills

2019-07-12 16:47:25 UTC

Unless his name is Farsight

2019-07-12 16:47:29 UTC

With vaginas on their faces

2019-07-12 16:47:31 UTC

disgusting fish people

2019-07-12 16:47:33 UTC

Then he skullfucks you

2019-07-12 16:47:42 UTC

I'd like to see him try

2019-07-12 16:47:54 UTC

I'll skullfuck his entire race witha single dreadnaught

2019-07-12 16:48:08 UTC

and don't gimme that skillsuits are cool shit

2019-07-12 16:48:11 UTC

tau is shit

2019-07-12 16:48:28 UTC

I wish Dreads were good this edition

2019-07-12 16:48:34 UTC

Feelsbadman

2019-07-12 16:49:17 UTC

They get nuked too quickly

2019-07-12 16:59:47 UTC

Did someone say miqo'te

2019-07-12 16:59:54 UTC

We ff14 here?

2019-07-12 17:01:12 UTC

>what is a tau
Terrifying at range with all that plasma, but (generally) limper dicked than antifa in melee.

2019-07-12 17:01:54 UTC

Good news for Tau tho, they (at least traditionally) could get charge interception covering fire from nearby squads

2019-07-12 17:01:55 UTC

*fixes bayonets*
I heard heresy

2019-07-12 17:02:07 UTC

tau are those faggot insectoid aliens

2019-07-12 17:02:08 UTC

so *getting* into melee with them was a bit more challenging

2019-07-12 17:02:11 UTC

No

2019-07-12 17:02:15 UTC

Tau are the blueberries

2019-07-12 17:02:29 UTC

You're probably thinking the omnomnoms, aka the Tyranids

2019-07-12 17:02:42 UTC

Tyranids are the bugs ye

2019-07-12 17:02:46 UTC

yes

2019-07-12 17:02:56 UTC

Except they're not really bugs any more than the Zerg in starcraft are

2019-07-12 17:03:09 UTC

and if you ask which of the 'nids and zerg informed the other, the answer is yes

2019-07-12 17:03:55 UTC

who would win

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599284802482470929/iu.png

2019-07-12 17:03:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599284818651512832/SPOILER_iu.png

2019-07-12 17:04:13 UTC

heavy armor blue motherfucker

2019-07-12 17:04:14 UTC

vs

2019-07-12 17:04:23 UTC

blue long arm ass motherfucker

2019-07-12 17:04:26 UTC

Ball Ass wouldn't do it himself tho

2019-07-12 17:04:29 UTC

the second motherfucker is literal

2019-07-12 17:05:39 UTC

@robert from kinoplex wellllll, I've been playing Tau on DoW

2019-07-12 17:05:46 UTC

Pretty sure Tau win

2019-07-12 17:06:00 UTC

WHAT

2019-07-12 17:06:14 UTC

Since when did the Tories want to do THAT?

2019-07-12 17:06:27 UTC

Haha Owen Jones the cuck just got a slap๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-07-12 17:08:34 UTC

tfw the tories wil never ethnically cleanse britain

2019-07-12 17:09:24 UTC

Here's an article on Owen Jones saying it. Such a shit weasel. And they pay for it.

2019-07-12 17:10:44 UTC

@ebinmemes22i mean a bit of voluntary repatriation???? Well I'm all for that. Lol.

2019-07-12 17:13:43 UTC

ik ik am just having a giggle

2019-07-12 17:31:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599291709674749963/Titsorgtfo.png

2019-07-12 17:32:03 UTC

Please note: this is merely a thought. I'm not making a judgement about you or anyone else.

2019-07-12 17:33:39 UTC

I guess severe bullying is a benefit of being a girl. Can you please not start with me this early

2019-07-12 17:34:29 UTC

Also if you arent directing at me why not @ all the girls or not @ me in the first place.

2019-07-12 17:34:41 UTC

theres now 2 grills here.. at the same time? Somethings up.

2019-07-12 17:34:59 UTC

Theres 6

2019-07-12 17:35:34 UTC

which one of you is the most desperate?

2019-07-12 17:35:50 UTC

Idk because none of us are single

2019-07-12 17:35:59 UTC

@LmaoMoni ur gay

2019-07-12 17:36:06 UTC

get bullied binch

2019-07-12 17:36:14 UTC

@ebinmemes22 lol no u

2019-07-12 17:36:19 UTC

fugg

2019-07-12 17:36:20 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฎ Im not a gentleman anymore!

2019-07-12 17:36:24 UTC

kek

2019-07-12 17:36:35 UTC

also

2019-07-12 17:36:41 UTC

I'd like to correct an important detail

2019-07-12 17:36:52 UTC

getting bullied is a benefit of going on the internet

2019-07-12 17:37:15 UTC

I didnt get bullied on the internet

2019-07-12 17:37:19 UTC

you "being a girl" just gives an easy target lol

2019-07-12 17:37:41 UTC

well you prolly would have still been bullied if u were a guy

2019-07-12 17:38:28 UTC

My point was people were never nice or treated me better for being a girl. Because iโ€™m tall, overweight and mixed I aas heavily bullied from elementary school. If your a pretty girl you get that treatment. If you arent people treat you like a waste of space

2019-07-12 17:38:58 UTC

F

2019-07-12 17:39:42 UTC

Thats why always aim for the ugly and poor ones. No one wants them, and they cant buy affection = true love

2019-07-12 17:39:56 UTC

goes for both sexes

2019-07-12 17:40:45 UTC

what's the whole thing of "and then, for no reason at all, people voted hitler into power"

2019-07-12 17:42:36 UTC

clearly nothing, since it says in the image "for no reason at all"

2019-07-12 17:54:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599297510711754754/slaves1.png

2019-07-12 17:55:17 UTC

Also a reminder: online your gender only matters if you make it matter.

2019-07-12 17:55:41 UTC

Informing people of it is automatically a questionable act

2019-07-12 17:56:17 UTC

Largely because here we are whatever we claim to be

2019-07-12 17:56:50 UTC

I'm a girl too :D

2019-07-12 17:56:51 UTC

I can say I'm a 19yo girl living on the moon with my lesbian lover, and lo, I am.

2019-07-12 17:57:16 UTC

a girl with stubble lol

2019-07-12 17:58:19 UTC

yeah I'm a girl

2019-07-12 17:58:22 UTC

of the male variety

2019-07-12 17:58:57 UTC

I think Im gonna puke

2019-07-12 17:59:07 UTC

But yeah. Honestly anyone who brings up their gender (or ethnicity really) in an online context with the discussion itself *requiring* such information is an attention seeking whore and deserves to be bullied for it.

2019-07-12 17:59:16 UTC

my gal bladder is full and needs to be released of its pain

2019-07-12 17:59:20 UTC

Saying you're a girl on the internet is about as valuable as saying you're an fox-wolf angel otherkin. Nobody gives a shit and nobody should give a shit.

2019-07-12 17:59:28 UTC

yup

2019-07-12 17:59:33 UTC

Which of course, is what that chan quote is getting at

2019-07-12 17:59:39 UTC

It's completely superfluous information

2019-07-12 18:00:05 UTC

THE DEMON BILE HURTS

2019-07-12 18:00:45 UTC

And the only valid reason to have shared your gender outside of such a conversation is that you want some form of attention/benefit simply because you're the given gender.

2019-07-12 18:01:15 UTC

Hence: tits or gtfo.
If you want to act like a chunk of meat you're gonna be treated like one.

2019-07-12 18:01:30 UTC

I MUST RID MYSELF OF THIS GREEN POISON

2019-07-12 18:01:44 UTC

the gods have forsaken men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc8vrGjyqes
All rise for the Libertarian Anthem

2019-07-12 18:01:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599299406390362144/FB_IMG_1562954283152.jpg

2019-07-12 18:02:01 UTC

woah

2019-07-12 18:02:05 UTC

but

2019-07-12 18:02:11 UTC

just take the windshield off then ey

2019-07-12 18:02:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599299497998155786/image0-4.png

2019-07-12 18:02:24 UTC

that thing will shoot bugs alright

2019-07-12 18:02:40 UTC

it has filters

2019-07-12 18:02:43 UTC

<:forsenE:462106457429639179>

2019-07-12 18:02:47 UTC

EEEEY

2019-07-12 18:04:18 UTC

yeah I'm a girl!

2019-07-12 18:04:20 UTC

my bile can melt metal hydrogen

2019-07-12 18:04:27 UTC

Guy
In
Real
Life

2019-07-12 18:04:37 UTC

>metal hydrogen

2019-07-12 18:04:49 UTC

i think most things can tbh

2019-07-12 18:04:50 UTC

it does not know

2019-07-12 18:04:53 UTC

LAUGHT AT IT

2019-07-12 18:04:57 UTC

POINT AND LAUGH

2019-07-12 18:05:42 UTC

yeah i'm a girl

2019-07-12 18:05:55 UTC

you're a honkler

2019-07-12 18:05:59 UTC

g- gay
i-
r-
l-

2019-07-12 18:06:08 UTC

nat is the cutest honkler

2019-07-12 18:06:12 UTC

uwu

2019-07-12 18:06:14 UTC

I'd honk his honkler

2019-07-12 18:06:30 UTC

my honkler and two honks

2019-07-12 18:09:38 UTC

why the hecky does this channel sometimes get "retired"

2019-07-12 18:12:44 UTC

dis dude

2019-07-12 18:12:50 UTC

quick, SEIZE HIM

2019-07-12 18:13:23 UTC

@nobuyuki you mean purged and recreated?

2019-07-12 18:15:00 UTC

If they're doing it regularly like I had suggested it's a way to minimize damage from journos etc trying to run a gay op on the place by clearing out everything once and a while. Makes the mods less stressed 'cause if they somehow do miss something it'll get purged in time anyways.

2019-07-12 18:15:05 UTC

@Windleaf why the tag?

2019-07-12 18:15:08 UTC

galaxy and nestle > anything else

2019-07-12 18:15:15 UTC

every time I read your name

2019-07-12 18:15:19 UTC

nestle especially

2019-07-12 18:15:22 UTC

those damned western chocolate bars come to mind

2019-07-12 18:15:45 UTC

galaxy ey

2019-07-12 18:15:47 UTC

.... Fuck I even pronounce it similar to that.

2019-07-12 18:15:51 UTC

are those better than MILKYWAY?

2019-07-12 18:16:09 UTC

yes

2019-07-12 18:16:15 UTC

>:3

2019-07-12 18:16:21 UTC

but tbh nestle is even better

2019-07-12 18:16:24 UTC

biotches don't know about my kandia

2019-07-12 18:16:37 UTC

Honestly most american candy is garbo.

2019-07-12 18:16:37 UTC

would suck dick for nestle chocolate

2019-07-12 18:16:50 UTC

way too sugary

2019-07-12 18:16:52 UTC

cadbury's is good too

2019-07-12 18:17:08 UTC

what

2019-07-12 18:17:09 UTC

WHAT

2019-07-12 18:17:16 UTC

I vaguely recall cadbury did a dark choc egg that was pretty decent

2019-07-12 18:17:16 UTC

FERRERO IS THE UNCONTESTABLE GOD

2019-07-12 18:17:24 UTC

nestle can only come second

2019-07-12 18:17:30 UTC

british cadbury's, because american literally has more sugar in to make it legally candy in america

2019-07-12 18:18:04 UTC

o, just wondering if the reason it gets purged every once in a while is because some galaxy brain floods the place with incindiaries

2019-07-12 18:18:11 UTC

americans use fake sugar ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2019-07-12 18:18:15 UTC

and I missed something

2019-07-12 18:18:34 UTC

It may be triggered purges instead of scheduled ones

2019-07-12 18:19:07 UTC

I honestly dunno, I advocate for scheduled ones personally, but that's because I have 1wk autopurge even on my text messages for the sake of minimum opsec

2019-07-12 18:19:41 UTC

I mean maybe? What is it?

2019-07-12 18:19:47 UTC

I might've only seen it chopped

2019-07-12 18:19:48 UTC

=P

2019-07-12 18:20:20 UTC

carrot maybe?

2019-07-12 18:20:39 UTC

Wouldn't be a carrot, those are 1) orange and 2) popular over on our side of the pond

2019-07-12 18:21:09 UTC

1) only the domesticated ones

2019-07-12 18:21:12 UTC

and 2) no u

2019-07-12 18:21:18 UTC

"domesticated carrots"

2019-07-12 18:21:21 UTC

ye

2019-07-12 18:21:31 UTC

like how wild corn looks shrivelled and horrible

2019-07-12 18:21:43 UTC

I know that's not the right word, but I don't know the right word and that's a hilarious choice, so I'll allow it

2019-07-12 18:22:00 UTC

shuddup

2019-07-12 18:22:07 UTC

No I'm commending you for it

2019-07-12 18:22:18 UTC

'cause it conveys the meaning still

2019-07-12 18:22:24 UTC

that's successful communication

2019-07-12 18:22:43 UTC

Just now all I can think of is pet carrots

2019-07-12 18:23:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599304753117266097/1pc-55cm-cute-Smile-face-carrot-plush-toy-stuffed-With-Down-cotton-plants-plush-pillow-soft.png

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