wat?

6 months?

N..no sir, I dont know what 1989 Tiannemen Square protests were!

yup

You mean just the spindling the wires around the cores?

6 months for the big boi power station transformers

@JackH670 no

That's a lotta werk

guys, I've figured it out

yeah, we are talking a shit ton of copper and epoxy

**lets do standard ass ads next to porn**

why not

A lot of work that has to be done carefully and with precision

i want to see

yup

a Boba Bola ad

next to my double team action

I just pictured one of those transformer fires

>> 6 months of work on fire

yeah, those things are no joke

that's the danger of an EMP or CME

I am sure some workers have extreme feels watching it bern

won't be an easy thing to replaces them by the 1000s

A substation blew up near here a couple years ago. Dunno the cause, but damn thing sounded like a couple of bombs went off.

Get a home generator forehead

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6LMeZw8a5Q>

I have witnessed transformer fires in Russia

They happen every winter

yeah, that kinda power is equivalent to about 10 locomotives derailing

it's especially bad in areas where they don't have adequate protection installed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRmjwYiMnG4

Ugh I need to get back to swimming again

Or half-ass the maintenance

yup

and i have known guys killed by switchgear malfunction

100MVA

That's nothing

One of my childhood friends once crawled into an electric booth and got zapped there

Severe burns across the back, but he survived

closing a breaker between two 25kW generators 180 deg out of phase... BOOM

He didn't even touch anything, it just arked across him

turns a 4 ton breaker into a missle

To his luck it turned off as soon as it arked, as the disconnect blew off as it should

Right I have a question

Oh wow

No jack

Left is here

Why is it always black people who can't swim

we aren't google.

black people don't need to swim; they are descendants of those who stayed

black people can't swim because their single mothers never taught them.

I can't swim too tbh

we said, "fuck africa" and started swiming

those that couldn't swim, stayed behind

Idk I used to swim all the time as a kid

speaking of

Myx bone density is abnormally high and I sink easily

i saw a gif

of a black dude

that crawled into one of those electric boxes

I have to hold my lungs overinflated when I swim

So even now I'm still a moderately strong swimmer

And that is a lot of work

the green ones with the warnings on them

'electric boxes'; why?

he was dying on the ground lol

all cooked

Being able to swim also became fairly important when ocean sailing was a thing

huge patches of flesh exposed

I can dive well though

yeah, electrocution is SICK to watch

Wait, i conflated words

I can't - float -

I can swim

i want to say it was in afric

but could be wrong

My dad was electrocuted in the RAF lmao

always scared the fuck out of me dealing with anything higher than 115

I was electrocuted as a kid

ooh, was it 400hZ?

well

ive gotten electrocuted

multiple ties lel

400hz is absolute worst

It's very spooky to watch anyone get electrocuted to death.

But that caused me to jump away from the socket

but very low wattage

so its ok

or voltage

they use it in airplanes

w/e

Was fixing some electrical thing and his overhead turned the electricity back on lmao

I stuck the kinitting needles into the socket as a kid

Burned my hands, and that's about it

Hey where's the invite to athens again

higher freq means tranformers dont' require as much metal

I can't find i

t

weighs less

Hidden

hysteresis and what not

I've zapped myself plenty of times, but never in a seriously threatening way. Pain in the ass delivering to customers at night who don't leave a light on, I reach for the doorbell and the case is broken. Shocked myself twice because of that.

lol

trick is

dont ring the doorbell

😉

i used to work in/near 440V switchgear at times

just leave it at their doorstep

tbh

you don't fuck with that stuff

Yeah I'll just leave it at the doorstep and not collect payment

they dont pay on line?

Jack's dad gives him massages

which is prollly why more die with 115v than anything

what an odd service

Some do, some don't

Cash does still exist

people don't respect it

cash is king

don't let them get rid of it

or you'll be a slave

Cash is lovely as a delivery driver. Can choose not to report that income :^)

even if they removed cash

well, you can do ANYTHING once

you could still use your virtual currency to buy valuable commodities

like gold

if you really felt the need

lol; don't be naive

I do wonder if the bank teller thinks I'm a male stripper with all the singles I deposit

and hen you can go back to carrying around a fucking personal scale

you think if it came down to it, they'd let you have electricty?

y are you depositing cash lol

no power? no money

but paper is always

Some shit I can only get online

yeah but like

dont you get paid

in checks?

lol; i know that feeling

Very tiny amounts

checks = bad

Isn't the fire in the Amazon in the already deforested sections?

checks = paper trail

if you have a question about paying something, always write a check

Speaking of, time for work. Don't plan any world destruction, kids.

you know whats also a paper trail

because that check is like gold in court

the fucking irs seeing that youre spending money you havnt been recorded as receiving

This is MA

everything else is pretty uselyess

Good afternoon my fellow h'white niggers

and then raping your ass for tax evasion

you al capone nigger

@JackH670 lol

Literally is

lol; luci, always the appeal to authority

typcial

its also a proper piece of advice lol

Al Capone was real gangster until the IRS noticed his ass

taking cash and not telling the feds is fine in small quantities

but the irs is gonna rape you if you try to get away with that shit large scale

@JackH670 not even the Joker fights the IRS

which is why businesses give their employees checks

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-anime-omg-wtf-cant-unsee-gif-5159766

at least in the us

the irs is the original mafia

lol; don't beleive everything you read

It's a fact though, Capone went to prison for money fuckery

Oi, my beer fish <:why:462286147473637407>

only cause they were gunning for Capone

youre not wrong

but the irs does go after people all the time

you don't go around mowing people down with a Tommy Gun, you won't have them gunning for u either

for not reporting tax income

remember thot reporting

a couple months back

Yeah Mikey it's probably not safe because animal gutting

I posted it earlier

when the irs went after instagram cam girls

😡

again, the IRS only goes after people who are REPORTED

they aren't blood hounds

they need a reason

their reason is that you dont vote democrat

tbh

Capone and THOTS were thrown into their path

@Mikey that's the most delicious kind

https://tenor.com/YpZa.gif

https://tenor.com/onRq.gif

Being stabbed in broad daylight by a gang of North Africans is part and parcel of living in an ancient historic British Town in the countryside. Get over it bigots.

Hey @JackH670 Jack, it's you!

lmao can confirm I've never been that dumb

Evidence? lol

lmao i have had another boy pull me out

do you have positive proof it happened?

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

MPs in Church House trying to push legislation to prevent democracy. Ironic as fuck considering the significance of that building.

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

lol; touche; but i will remember you used that affirmative defense next time, jack

listen, if it works, it works

Im sure glad that nigger Charlie is gone

Chrome at it again

What the shit fuck are you doing?

Switch to Firefox :))

@Uksio are you....on Windows 7?

https://www.hostdime.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/RAM.png

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck yes

LMAO

>Bruh

2 tabs with a shit load of extensions

I've not even optimised it

I apparently have 33 tabs open

I have like 4

It's the extensions

@Uksio you're infected my friend

Not just tabs

wewlad

Stop going to shit pages and running hundreds of extensions

I have 16GB its cool

Stop spending your money on dumb shit like Nitro

Then I wouldn't be able to do this: <a:Cumpilation:597951696173531176>

Or my favourite:

<:brainlet:505799727657254922>

I will switch to the

I hate you so much.

You shouldn't be allowed a computer tbh

how does one check

@Uksio what's wrong with you?

You know you can bookmark stuff right?

weird flex but ok

@Uksio Why do you need so many fucking tabs open

tfw forest fires in the Amazon are the lowest in 15 years

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

tfw even NASA say that the fires are low on average compared to 15 years ago yet deforestation has dropped dramatically too

Gotta love sensationalised news

Gotta shill that agenda Mikey!

Since the 60's until 2019, obesity has risen from 1/2% in the UK to 25%.

I just don't close the tabs

>1/2%

@Uksio fucking hell, boomer. How do you find the tabs you want, though? You just open a new tab?

1 or 2%

Not half

1-2%

Or

/ means or too

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck I memorise where they are

@Uksio Fucking hell