might be something about northern ireland and the EU deal

how can they, what

amendment 10

you don't 'fix' BSODs, they indicate a critical error that the OS can't recover from

unless you mean a specific BSOD code related to a flaw in Windows.. which is a thing

So when you rule out hardware issues you are left with......

software flaws, drivers usually

yup

lol.. the snp tried to put through an amendment that meant we can only withdraw from the EU with scotlands consent 😛

theres also an amendment to put into law that big ben will chime at 11pm on exit day

seems to explain every amendment except this one they are voting on now :/

how long do you reckon til libdem/labour/snp realise they're done on brexit?

about 300yrs

how long until PeP realises he's done on brexit?

how old is he now? .. got a couple of years before he becomes more conservative/liberal

won't happen, he's going to Singapore to take a new role as a ladyboy

looks like we are going to carry on paying into the EU for some time

that was inevitable

seems we havent already paid enough

here we go.. the vote

no's have it... whatever it was

Who's this guy?

deputy speaker?

dunno

ayes have it.. backstop is gone

oh theres division on one of corbyns amendments

theyre still at it... "A two-year extension of the transition period becomes the default, unless Parliament votes not to extend, or the government secures a deal on the future relationship."

this is corbyns amendment.. which theyre voting on now

jesus christ, bjork is 54

hes also still trying to get the EU-UK customs union to be a thing... think that already got kicked out tho.. thats amendment 2,3

oh this is amendment 4.... "If no agreement is reached within three months, the government must report every 28 days on the progress of reuniting child refugees with their families." .. what does this have to do with the EU???

labour think economic migrants are refugees

whenever you read a labour policy or ammendment, you first have to translate all the terminology from marxist into english

"child" meaning anyone age 0-25

I assume these shitty amendments are getting rejected?

How long are we paying in for?

everything i've seen so far has been rejected

ooo just got a bit of inside info on the ukraine flight

my mum's released the press release.. but its like... half the info because they cant saying anythin...

So are you telling us?

hang on.. phone..

...

get on with it!

so what, did it get shot down with a SAM or something?

yeah so... basically it seems like the plane was most likely hit by a missile...

RIP

but they aint saying anything til they get all the evidence... cos yknow... the situation..

Fired by whom'st've?

trigger happy iranians?

the black box will tell all.. but Iran has it... and apparently they need some people from seattle to collect it

so... if they allow americans to come collect it... then we'll see what happened... but with it...

they aren't going to hand over an incriminating black box are they

and the pilot had 11k hrs experience, 5k as a captain

depends... if they dont hand it over, it will look suspicious anyway so... they have to do something

black box will mysteriously go missing

Trump address in 30 mins

or be conveniently damaged

in my mums opinion the plane was hit by something

but they cant "officially" speculate

Hit by something

basically, what she was telling me is that if an engine failed or even in the unlikely event that both engines failed it would have glided, somewhat, and come down harder than normal.. but very survivable (no explosions)

ah ok.. the Iranian civil aviation's head has already said they are not giving the black box over

oh yeah, another thing she mentioned... that plane was only a few years old... practically new

she said something about radar as well... apparently planes dont just drop out of radar, even when very low

Looking at the pics and video around on Pol it was clearly shot.

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2020/01/08/6032810666911157240/480x270_MP4_6032810666911157240.mp4

this allegedly shows it crashing & burning

modern airliners don't do that from benign causes

yeah my mum was saying its designed to glide down even if both engines went.. which is rare enough on its own

So...Stupid trigger happy militia?

she sounded fairly stressed... i imagine shes not having the best day 😛

the calls from the british families who lost someone on the flight will probably come through to her as well

how many brits were on it

That will be hard to go through

three

63 canadians

I heard there were a lot more Canadians

canadians with canadian-iranian dual citizenship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aoHa0cwvxA

I find it really hard to understand where Jonathan Pie is

like

is he one of us

He's a bit of both

it's weird

liberal left - anti-tory seems to be his stance

He seems to oppose Labour too

And the PC culture

And he supported Count Dankula

yeah thats the liberal side

is he just the reasonable left?

I would imagine so

I think I'm on the reasonable left but I still disagree with some of his politics

but then again

who fucking knows in 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BocBSSjzeXo

19k watching... waiting for this turnip to speak 😛

https://tenor.com/view/check-watch-late-hurry-up-running-late-what-time-is-it-gif-15981518

I wonder if he is actually going to announce anything that we don't already know

well.. he did say there would be a "disproportionate" response

Jonathon Pie is a fictional character

He could declare war on Iran i guess

His writer now is a progressive fag

His old writer was one of us

declaration of war does not seem completely out of possibility

Seems politically impossible for him not to adopt a hard-line response to this

and if that happens my 2 aunts will probably be out of pocket about 400 quid each

unless they get a refund on their ticket to israel in feb

which my mum was saying may not happen

decleration of war is off the cards

Not necessarily

He did say that he was ready to strike Iran if they retaliated at all

I mean if a country directly attacks your troops.. I cant see declaring war unreasonable

Which they have now done

He could just bomb them i guess and not officially declare war

he's already bombed them technically

I think it more likely he'll take the piss out of them than declare war on them

Bomb them more then

Apparently there is a delay due to some last second changes to his speech though

thats a lot of uniforms just came out 😛

looks like the joint chiefs

queue death march for trumps entrance

"we will crush the rebel scum"

here we go

swaggers out...

Pity I am at work so I can’t watch it

so far hes thankful no troops were hurt

So far he is just confirming what happened in the attack

him reading from teleprompters sounds pretty stupid :/

him speaking sounds pretty stupid, i think you're being a little uncharitable

hes not a natural reading aloud type

40k watching now

Given that stormzy became political i think this is on point for this channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiqsywG0PhI

more sanctions ... bleh

More sanctions seems pretty lenient

Wiley (farther of grime) is sending for Stormzy

He did say they were looking at other responses though

what does "sending for" mean, Wladfa?

I'm insufficiently ethnic, i'm afraid

you mean you're racist?

must be, i guess

not liking/understanding shit thuggish immigrant culture

Not another deal with Iran

it's like calling someone out in grime

it's like verbal war

trump seems more precise than usual in his delivery

rehearsed perhaps

well good, stormzy is a twat

he needs calling out

basically calling someone a cunt

in grime it's a common occurrence once someone does something that's disrespectful or w/e that you send for them and you battle

why do i feel that trump's speech is actually aimed at russia and china?

could be aimed at them

i wouldn't be shocked

so... basically nothing but some sanctions will happen

yep

That's boring

were you expecting something different?

I guess maybe Iran is lucky no-one was killed, otherwise trump wouldnt have had the option of starting off saying he's thankful no americans or iraqis were killed

I was hoping for a more interesting response

Like war

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663495745604681798/664509039471755305/unknown.png

Pretty much sums up the statement

No more wars for isreal

There were rumours last night that it was merely face-saving theatre and the US knew in advance. Bit of dick waving then down to business.

Jury has fantastic forearms

<:pepegun:588019479401726001> 🇮🇱

Go on isreal keep nudging us to do more ritual sacrifices.

lol.. bbc goes with the quote "Iran appears to be standing down" from trump... followed by "after Iran targeted US bases"

Jury has fantastic foreskin

https://twitter.com/nickw84/status/1214664831804067840?s=19

I need context

So some fuckwit with more money than sense forgot to sign their passport and was then refused at the desk?

Lmao

the entitled way people interact with company reps makes it kind of funny when they get rebuffed

especially regarding shit that is literally the law

I don't get how someone can be rude to a representative of a company, especially someone on a flight. If its the flight attendant, you're on the flight with them for a few hours

The customer isn't always right. The customer is quite frequently a fucking arsehole

and on a plane the captain is essentially judge, jury, executioner, and king. he is empowered to remove anyone from the aircraft for any reason. and, at least here in the US, any fuckery you pull on a plane is a federal charge

> he is empowered to remove anyone from the aircraft for any reason.
just not in-flight

https://i.imgur.com/VADvLlO.jpg

phwoar

does it work, weez?

lol, two labour mps arguing with each other now, lol

with the one currently speaking not quite understanding that sovereignty means the UK representatives deciding, not merely UK representatives having an input. He also is conflating laws with product standards - when you agree a trade deal, the standards you agree to are for products you are SELLING to that market

you don't lose sovereignty by accepting those standards for the goods you SELL them

Fucking retarded labour gimp

wait

signed their passport?

don't you have to do that to get it issued?

like it's printed on the passport

yes.. scrap sugar tax!

lol theyre like "oh no's, tories might get rid of sugar tax boo boo"

fckin... yes! do it! 😛

They won't. THey need the money

yeah but tories would rather spend less than tax more.... traditionally

They've made spending promises

They need moolah, especially since brexit will inevitably hit their income in the short term

``Boris Johnson reveals he went to the same school as Ursula von der Leyen

The Prime Minister confirms that the pair attended the same school in Brussels. Their fathers both worked for the European Commission, but the pair did not attend at the same time.

He told Von der Leyen : "We introduced a very rough game called British Bulldog. It was a very good game."``

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/politics/2020/01/08/TELEMMGLPICT000220750613_1_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqaRL1kC4G7DT9ZsZm6Pe3PehAFAI_f6ud569StXyOKH0.jpeg?imwidth=1240

cute couple

I dont understand why there is so much opposition to this amendment giving us sovereignty

Because the far-left and the globalists don't want it

obviously nearly all tories are for it so it will go through... but how can labour etc talk in length against having sovereignty

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1214959824645115904

their argument is "we already have it" ... well.. ok... whats the issue then? this just gives us what we apparently already have.. so no issue.. why vote against it 😛

I didn't know Matt Lucas was a SNP member

https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1214960204569366528

first tory mp since 1885 in that constituency

she was sat right behid boris

I cant remember her exact question... something about care to certain people... some nhs question

1885? bloody hell

yeah, it hasn't had a cons mp, rather

since its inception

my aunty was in bishop when the bbc came

she was on't telly

So a good day for Brexit overall?

cucked royal https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-51039925

who are all these fucking extended royals fml

@Crafty Bishop Auckland don't deserve a good MP. They deserve nothing nice

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

queen's granddaughter, says so in the tag line

Bishop is a proper shithole

its cheap

If they want a hospital they should be thankful for the Darlo Memorial tbh

they have a hospital dont they?

(Not being serious)

theyre sending a lot of barny people there

Yes, but it's feared it's going to close

also my dad went there when he had a stroke back in 2007

they said he would never wake up... he woke up a week or so later...

they said he would never walk again.. few weeks later he was walking...

they said he would never speak again.. he was speaking fine a while later 😛

Just ignore the fact he can now see the 4th dimension

he cant see anything now.. he died on chrimbo day 2018 😛

or maybe he can ... who knows

good job they subtitled this https://twitter.com/toadmeister/status/1214903877377626117?s=20

https://imgur.com/TQ1CmCb

https://twitter.com/MULLET_FAN_NEO/status/1205054797176553473

what class?

upper middle

against upper

lets rumble

lul https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/1214702145322119168?s=20

lmao ironic

who's the big brain that came up with fishhook theory

A commie of course

'everybody to the right of me is far right'

You're far north

Mikey I want to throw a hardcover copy of The Communist Manifesto at your face so you could atleast learn about communism and differentiate between it and socialism.