pls pet

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pls pet feed

You paid **30** coins to give food and water to Fokko.

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You paid **84** coins to take Fokko to a fun little carnival down the street

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Fokko.

@Rutena the Braixen **Fokko** found **2,312 coins** for you!

..wow

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `I have never had sexual relations with that woman`

I have never had sexual relations with that woman

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

pls trivia

3

no idiot, the correct answer was `Roy Harper`

pls work

You need to wait **52 minutes and 27 seconds** until you can work again!

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pls pet feed

You paid **30** coins to give food and water to Fokko.

pls pet play

Fokko doesn't want to play right now.

pls pet feed

listen if you keep feeding your pet it's gonna be as fat as you mate

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pls work

**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`cveetuixe`

Executive

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

<:green:573151850136600596> **`SUPER RARE EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Guess the Color**
*The first person to type the correct answer wins a prize!
What color is this?*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.`

Purple

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pls pet play

Fokko doesn't want to play right now.

pls deposit all

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pls balance

pls trivia

3

no twit, the correct answer was `Haley Joel Osment`

pls work

@Goodwood of Dank™ What color was next to the word `campaign`?

blue

@Goodwood of Dank™ You lost the mini-game because the color you typed wasn't correct. Here are the words and colors again;
<:red:573150416926408704> `campaign`
<:green:573151850136600596> `voters`
<:blue:573152473926205442> `leader`

**BOSS** Poor effort Dank Goodwood™, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you `232` coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.

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pls vote

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pls use normie

You don't own this item??

pls triv

2

correct large brain, you earned **4** coins

pls use normie

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pls pet wash

Your pet is already crystal clean!

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Bunny McBunface doesn't want to play right now.

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pls trivia

2

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1

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**Bob** has donated 23 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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pls bal

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Bunny McBunface doesn't want to play right now.

pls triv

2

correct large brain, you earned **6** coins

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pls trivia

4

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**Toby Turner** has donated 26 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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pls triv

4

correct smarty-pants, you earned **6** coins

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pls dep all

**157** coins deposited

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**Harry Balzac** has donated 44 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls trivia

4

correct smarty-pants, you earned **4** coins

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pls trivia

4

correct big brain, you earned **6** coins

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3

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pls triv

3

no bonehead, the correct answer was `Daniel Johns`

pls beg

**Dwight Shrute** has donated 39 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls work

@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

state campagin districts congress

@Goodwood of Dank™ You lost the mini-game because the words you typed weren't correct. Here are the words again;
`state
campaign
districts
congress`

**BOSS** Poor effort Dank Goodwood™, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you `232` coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.

pls dep all

**158** coins deposited

pls beg

**Jake from State Farm**: the atm is out of order, sorry

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Pls meme

pls triv

2

correct big brain, you earned **6** coins

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**Theresa May** has donated 45 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

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**157** coins deposited

pls trivia

4

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3

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pls triv

1

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4

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3

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1

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pls trivia

3

correct genius, you earned **8** coins

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4

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pls crab Chernoslav, Is Gone

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pls beg

**Jesus** has donated 21 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

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pls trivia

3

correct big brain, you earned **4** coins

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1

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**Dwight Shrute** has donated 23 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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**158** coins deposited

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pls trivia