pls bal

**Tip**: Short on coins? You can sell some of the items in your inventory by using `pls sell`

pls triv

4

correct genius, you earned **8** coins

pls bunny

pls beg

pls beg

**Jimmy Neutron**: I need my money to buy airpods

pls search

**PURSE** You got caught! You paid a cop 79 coins to stay out of prison.

pls dep max

**125** coins deposited

**Tip**: Donors get an extra multiplier (win more coins) + shields against being stolen from. `pls donate` gives you more info

pls triv

3

no nincompoop, the correct answer was `Jose Fernandez`

pls work

You need to wait **41 minutes and 13 seconds** until you can work again!

pls beg

**Wumpus** has donated 74 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

pls dep max

**124** coins deposited

pls beg

**Jeff Kaplan** has donated 27 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls search

**COAT** You found 34 coins, I'm proud of you!

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls profile

pls triv

1

correct know-it-all, you earned **6** coins

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

tails

aw it was heads and you suck, sad day for you

pls dep max

**125** coins deposited

pls bal

pls work

You need to wait **38 minutes and 53 seconds** until you can work again!

pls beg

pls beg

**Jesus** has donated 42 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls bank

pls dep max

**125** coins deposited

pls beg

**Jake from State Farm** has donated 26 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

pls inv

pls sell day 7

pls sell reversal

pls sell cook 7

pls sell chill 3

**Tip**: Watch out for the police when using `pls search`! If you don't have enough money to pay a fine, you may get beaten down by them!

pls inv

You suck, you have nothing. You can use `pls shop` to see what's in store though

pls beg

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls triv

3

correct mastermind, you earned **6** coins

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

heads

It was heads! You have been awarded one coin!

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls bal

pls triv

pls beg

**Barack Obama** has donated 42 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

**Tip**: Donors get some sweet currency perks, be sure to check them out to support development! <https://www.patreon.com/join/dankmemerbot?>

pls beg

**Donald Trump** has donated 42 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls triv

3

correct big brain, you earned **6** coins

pls dep max

**125** coins deposited

pls work

You need to wait **31 minutes and 37 seconds** until you can work again!

pls dep max

**125** coins deposited

pls bal

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

heads

aw it was tails and you suck, sad day for you

pls dpe max

pls search

**COAT** You found 34 coins, I'm proud of you!

pls dep max

**124** coins deposited

pls beg

**Dixie Normous** has donated 61 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

pls dep max

**125** coins deposited

pls bank

pls beg

**Kim Jong Un** has donated 18 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls beg

**Shrek** has donated 18 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls beg

**Dick Hertz** has donated 44 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

pls beg

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

tails

It was tails! You have been awarded one coin!

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls bet 1

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls beg

**Flo from Progressive**: I would not share with the likes of you

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls beg

pls beg

**Dick Hertz** has donated 47 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls work

You need to wait **17 minutes and 38 seconds** until you can work again!

pls dep max

**125** coins deposited

pls bank

pls prestige

Mere memer, you are not wealthy enough to prestige. Come back to me when you have `375000` coins in your bank.

pls profile

**Tip**: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles/multipliers!

pls search

**COUCH** You found 35 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls triv

3

correct big brain, you earned **4** coins

pls bunny

pls beg

**Hugh G. Rection** has donated 26 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls triv

pls trivia

3

correct mastermind, you earned **6** coins

pls beg

**Dank Memer** has donated 39 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

pls triv

2

correct smarty-pants, you earned **8** coins

pls meme

**Tip**: You can turn these tips off with the `pls settings` command if you don't want to see them anymore!

pls meme

pls pupper

pls bunny

pls bunny

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash doge boi.

pls pet play

You sang a song to doge boi.

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash doge boi.

@UnScottable **doge boi** found a <:lifesaver:573151706641203210> **Life Saver** for you!

pls pet play

You paid **21** coins to take doge boi to the photo booth

pls pet wash

Your pet is already crystal clean!

pls search

**DUMPSTER** You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1 <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**!

pls pet

pls pet play

You paid **99** coins to take doge boi to the art gallery

pls pet

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `THATS FAKE NEWS`

THATS FAKE NEWS

**BOSS** Good stuff UnScottable, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

pls beg

**Eda Dick** has donated 42 coins to @UnScottable!

pls search

pls inv

pls sell bread 2

pls beg

**Melmsie's Beard** has donated 61 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

**Tip**: Certain non-currency related commands can give you coins, such as `pls trivia`!

pls search

**DUMPSTER** You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1 <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**!

pls beg

**Kim Jong Un** has donated 47 coins to @UnScottable!

pls triv

4

correct big brain, you earned **8** coins

pls beg

**Hannah Montana** has donated 62 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

pls pet

pls work

You need to wait **40 minutes and 13 seconds** until you can work again!

pls beg

**Flo from Progressive** has donated 69 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `THATS FAKE NEWS`