hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

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@Rutena the Braixen What color was next to the word `sausage`?

Red

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `93` coins for one hour of work.

pls trivia

4

no dimwit, the correct answer was `Dark Souls 2`

pls work

You need to wait **17 minutes and 2 seconds** until you can work again!

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**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`I am running for election in 2 _ _ _`

2020

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

**Tip**: Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh. Just like we never miss on banning rule breakers <https://dankmemer.lol/rules>

pls pet

pls pet feed

@Goodwood of Dank™ Crack Boulder leveled up! `12 → 13`
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Crack Boulder.

pls pet train

pla pet train defense

pls pet train defense

How many points do you want to assign to **Defense**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

1

You assigned 1 points to **Defense**. You now have **0** points

pls work

You need to wait **21 minutes and 31 seconds** until you can work again!

@Goodwood of Dank™ **Crack Boulder** found a <:chickycheese:583318568100429826> **Shredded Cheese** for you!

pls use shredded

<:chickycheese:583318568100429826> **Shredded Cheese** ─ **EFFECTS**
There's a small chance your lactose intolerance acts up and you lose some experience points.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with `y` or `n` within 30 seconds.

y

<:chickycheese:583318568100429826> Uh oh.. your lactose intolerance is acting up. You feel extremely nauseous and constipated, and you have to make an emergency trip to the hospital. You lose `7` experience points.

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pls trivia

3

no ignoramus, the correct answer was `Boomerang `

pls work

You never fail to amaze me ! !Canuck, Unofficial Veeologist. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by **2 coins**! `50 + 2 coins an hour`

**Tip**: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work!

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@SuddenCringe Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

development coding script

**BOSS** Poor effort SuddenCringe, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you `98` coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.

@SuddenCringe You lost the mini-game because the words you typed weren't correct. Here are the words again;
`development
coding
script
object`

pls work

**Work for YouTuber** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`sueibscbr`

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**Bob** has donated 43 coins to you!

subscriber

That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left.

**! !Canuck, Unofficial Veeologist**, unscramble the following word;
`sueibscbr`

subscriber

That is not the word! You have 1 attempt(s) left.

**! !Canuck, Unofficial Veeologist**, unscramble the following word;
`sueibscbr`

pls search

**COAT** You found 25 coins, I'm proud of you!

pls beg

@! !Canuck, Unofficial Veeologist You lost the mini-game because you ran out of attempts. The word was `subscribe`

**BOSS** Poor effort ! !Canuck, Unofficial Veeologist, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you `27` coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.

**Rick Astley** has donated 18 coins to you!

pls search

**COUCH** You found 21 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

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@n meowzers What color was next to the word `tomato`?

blue

**BOSS** Good stuff n meowzers, got the work done well. You were given `93` coins for one hour of work.

pls daily

?

rip

nvm

pls trivia

3

no idiot, the correct answer was `Wings Gaming`

pls trivia

1

no nitwit, the correct answer was `Orendi`

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `I have never had sexual relations with that woman`

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

I have never had sexual relations with that woman

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls trivia

1

no dimwit, the correct answer was `Momo Deviluke`

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pls search

**Melmsie** has donated 29 coins to you!

**Tip**: Pesky robbers constantly stealing your coins? Try getting a Padlock from the shop!

**DUMPSTER** You found 57 coins, now it's in your wallet.

**275** coins deposited

pls deposit all

pls balance

pls search

**CAR** You got caught! You paid a cop 128 coins to stay out of prison.

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**Memecat** has donated 32 coins to you!

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

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pls work

You need to wait **31 minutes and 58 seconds** until you can work again!

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**Shrek** has donated 22 coins to you, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

pls search

**CAR** You got caught! You paid a cop 175 coins to stay out of prison.

pls work

**Work for Fast Food Cook** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `Would you like that with a side of foot lettuce?`

Would you like that with a side of foot lettuce?

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `93` coins for one hour of work.

pls trivia

2

correct mastermind, you earned **6** coins

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pls balance

**Tip**: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out `pls lottery`!

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pls work

**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`isrtcstid`

districts

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls beg

**Satan** has donated 28 coins to you!

pls search

**BED** You found 20 coins, do you often sleep like this?

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Crack Boulder.

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Crack Boulder.

**Tip**: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Crack Boulder.

pls pet play

you spent **65** coins on a big mac for Crack Boulder

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pls trivia

3

correct large brain, you earned **4** coins

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

tails

aw it was heads and you suck, sad day for you

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`eixevectu`

executive

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls profile

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**Bill Nye**: ew get away

pls trivia

2

correct know-it-all, you earned **8** coins

pls work

@SuddenCringe Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

script json development html

**BOSS** Good stuff SuddenCringe, got the work done well. You were given `196` coins for one hour of work.

pls beg

pls search

**Dawn Keebals**: ew get away

**GRASS** You found 11 coins, luckily you didn't eat them

pls work

You need to wait **18 minutes and 27 seconds** until you can work again!

pls trivia

3

no moron, the correct answer was `Auguste Picard`

pls pet

pls pet pat

You pat Crack Boulder.

pls work

@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

disctricts leader country campaign

@Goodwood of Dank™ You lost the mini-game because the words you typed weren't correct. Here are the words again;
`districts
country
leader
campaign`

**BOSS** Poor effort Goodwood, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you `180` coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

PLS WORK

@Goodwood of Dank™ What color was next to the word `state`?

GREEN

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls pet

**Tip**: Did you know you can get up to three lootboxes each day just from voting? `pls vote` gives you more info

pls pet pat

You pat Crack Boulder.

pls work

You need to wait **12 minutes and 12 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

You need to wait **3 minutes and 48 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

@Goodwood of Dank™ What color was next to the word `leader`?

blue

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls work

@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

constitution security congress office

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Crack Boulder.

pls pet pat

You pat Crack Boulder.

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls search

<:blue:573152473926205442> **`COMMON EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Copystrike**
*A copystrike just fell down from the sky! Type `n87wnmrrr` in chat now to collect the revenue from this copystrike!*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.
`

n87wnmrrr

**COUCH** You found 40 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

pls beg