**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `258` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

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pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Crack Boulder.

pls pet pat

You pat Crack Boulder.

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**DOG** You found 30 coins, why did you even think to look here though???

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**Chungus** has donated 23 coins to you!

pls work

You need to wait **12 minutes and 9 seconds** until you can work again!

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**55** coins deposited

pls inventory

pls sell cookie

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pls inventory 2

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You need to wait **7 minutes and 18 seconds** until you can work again!

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

chemical explosion science test

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `258` coins for one hour of work.

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**Ben Shapiro**: ew get away

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pls trivia

4

correct smarty-pants, you earned **4** coins

pls trivia

2

no moron, the correct answer was `I Don't Want to Miss a Thing`

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2

correct smarty-pants, you earned **4** coins

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**Minecraft Steve** has donated 51 coins to you, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

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**110** coins deposited

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pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

tails

heads

It was tails! You have been awarded one coin!

plstrivia

pls trivia

3

correct smarty-pants, you earned **6** coins

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pls trivia

4

no nitwit, the correct answer was `Birmingham`

wat

pls trivia

3

correct big brain, you earned **6** coins

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**55** coins deposited

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4

correct mastermind, you earned **8** coins

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**Ben Shapiro** has donated 40 coins to you!

pls search

**BED** You found 29 coins, do you often sleep like this?

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pls work

You need to wait **17 minutes and 44 seconds** until you can work again!

pls trivia

1

correct genius, you earned **6** coins

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3

correct smarty-pants, you earned **6** coins

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1

correct smartass, you earned **4** coins

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pls trivia

3

no nincompoop, the correct answer was `Margaret Borowski`

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**Flo from Progressive** has donated 36 coins to you!

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**55** coins deposited

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You need to wait **5 minutes and 6 seconds** until you can work again!

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2

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You need to wait **2 minutes and 7 seconds** until you can work again!

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**Satan** has donated 12 coins to you!

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**PANTRY** You found 10 coins, luckily you didn't eat them

pls postmeme

**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

r

Your posted meme is **__DEAD__** with **-58 upvotes**. You get 0 coins AND now your <:laptop:573151773565386819> **Laptop** is broken lmao

pls work

**Work for Scientist** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `Force equals mass times acceleration`

Force equals mass times acceleration

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@SuddenCringe Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

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**55** coins deposited

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pls trivia

4

no dimwit, the correct answer was `November 29th, 2016`

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1

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pls pet pat

You pat Crack Boulder.

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pls search

**COAT** You found 52 coins, I'm proud of you!

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You need to wait **1 minute and 52 seconds** until you can work again!

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

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**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `258` coins for one hour of work.

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pls postmeme

**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

d

Your posted meme got **35 upvotes**. You get 59 coins

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**55** coins deposited

pls work

You need to wait **11 minutes and 31 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

You need to wait **2 minutes and 39 seconds** until you can work again!

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You need to wait **23 seconds** until you can work again!

pls trivia

<:blue:573152473926205442> **`COMMON EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**It's Raining Dildos**
*You better believe it. First person to type `dildo` in chat now will win!*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.`

dildo

1

no ignoramus, the correct answer was `Grand Banks`

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**Work for Scientist** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `Can you stop rubbing your molecules on me`

Can you stop rubbing your molecules on me

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `258` coins for one hour of work.

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**55** coins deposited

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@Rutena the Braixen Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

Taco
Sauce
Burger
Burger

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**Work for Fast Food Cook** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`cesau`

Sauce

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**Work for Fast Food Cook** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`I w _ _ _ a refund`

pls work

Want

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `93` coins for one hour of work.

pls trivia

1

no stupid, the correct answer was `1279`

pls trivia

3

correct genius, you earned **8** coins

"Hard"