pls trivia

3

no ignoramus, the correct answer was `Metalcraft`

pls work

You need to wait **24 minutes and 39 seconds** until you can work again!

pls trivia

2

correct mastermind, you earned **6** coins

pls beg

**Hugh G. Rection** has donated 48 coins to you, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls work

**Work for Scientist** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`lcmihcae`

chemical

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `258` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls balance

pls withdraw all

**66770** coins withdrawn

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**66825** coins deposited

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**Gordon Ramsay**: can you not

pls work

You need to wait **35 minutes and 6 seconds** until you can work again!

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Crack Boulder.

pls pet pat

You pat Crack Boulder.

pls pet

pls work

You need to wait **25 minutes and 45 seconds** until you can work again!

pls trivia

2

correct wise guy, you earned **6** coins

pls trivia

pls pet

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pls pet list

pls pet 2

You don't currently own a pet. If you want to look at the available pets, use `pls pet list`

pls pet

You don't currently own a pet. If you want to look at the available pets, use `pls pet list`

pls pet list

pls work

@Goodwood of Dank™ What color was next to the word `solid`?

yellow

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `258` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

**165** coins deposited

pls balance

pls beg

**Dick Hertz** has donated 38 coins to you, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

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**55** coins deposited

**Work for Fast Food Cook** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `How may I take your order?`

pls work

How may I take your order?

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Pls meme

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**Work for Fast Food Cook** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`Two n _ _ _ _ _ 9's, a 9 large, a 6 with extra dip`

Number

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `93` coins for one hour of work.

pls work

**Work for Fast Food Cook** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`Would you like that with a side of foot l _ _ _ _ _ _`

Lettuce

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `93` coins for one hour of work.

pls trivia

1

no nincompoop, the correct answer was `Zoroastrianism`

wait really?

last time i checked he wasn’t put on a hill and fed to vultures

pls trivia

4

correct mastermind, you earned **8** coins

pls trivia

2

correct wise guy, you earned **6** coins

pls trivia

sad

pls trivia

1

no simpleton, the correct answer was `244`

pls trivia

2

correct large brain, you earned **8** coins

pls meme

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Pls meme

pls work

**Work for Scientist** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `Can you stop rubbing your molecules on me`

Can you stop rubbing your molecules on me

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `258` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls beg

**Tom Brady** has donated 25 coins to you!

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Crack Boulder.

pls pet feed

@Goodwood of Dank™ Crack Boulder leveled up! `9 → 10`
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Crack Boulder.

pls pet pat

You pat Crack Boulder.

pls pet train sustainability

How many points do you want to assign to **Sustainability**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

1

You assigned 1 points to **Sustainability**. You now have **0** points

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Crack Boulder.

pls pet play

You took Crack Boulder to the gym to get ABSOLUTELY RIPPED, costing you **82** coins

pls pet pat

You pat Crack Boulder.

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pls pet

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls work

You need to wait **48 minutes and 24 seconds** until you can work again!

pls trivia

2

no idiot, the correct answer was `Neil Peart`

pls balance

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**55** coins deposited

pls shop

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pls sell 3

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pls inventory 3

pls sell tidepod

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pls settings

pls settings dm notifications true

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pls settings 2

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

tails

It was tails! You have been awarded one coin!

pls trivia

3

no ninny, the correct answer was `84 Earth years`

pls trivia

4

correct smarty-pants, you earned **4** coins

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls beg

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**55** coins deposited

pls buy lifesaver

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pls search

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pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

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**Bomb Defusal**
*A bomb suddenly appears. People in the channel need to collectively work together and spell out `bomb`. Any message that doesn't equal one of the needed letters is not counted as a submission.
The first letter to type in chat is `b`. Continue until you've spelt `bomb`.*

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pls work

You need to wait **6 minutes and 59 seconds** until you can work again!

pls trivia

2

correct genius, you earned **6** coins

pls trivia

2

no ignoramus, the correct answer was `Martin Van Buren`

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pls work

You need to wait **3 minutes and 23 seconds** until you can work again!

?help

pls work

**Work for Scientist** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`Science is a _ _ _ _ _ _`

amazing

That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.

**Goodwood**, find the missing word in the following sentence;
`Science is aw _ _ _ _ _`

awesome

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `258` coins for one hour of work.

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