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You bought a battle pass for Zombie Jesus, costing you **57** coins

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**Harry Balzac** has donated 12 coins to @UnScottable!

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**Donald Trump** has donated 37 coins to @UnScottable!

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correct wise guy, you earned **4** coins

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**Keanu Reeves** has donated 33 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

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**Tom Brady** has donated 65 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

<:green:573151850136600596> **`SUPER RARE EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Guess the Color**
*The first person to type the correct answer wins a prize!
What color is this?*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.`

red

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**oopsie doopsie**
There was a problem with the `deposit` command, if this happens for more than a few minutes please join our server for support (<https://discord.gg/meme>)

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<:angrypepe:497157904743268363>

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no bonehead, the correct answer was `2012`

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**Work for Fast Food Cook** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`tceteul`

lettuce

**BOSS** Good stuff n meowzers, got the work done well. You were given `124` coins for one hour of work.

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**Hannah Montana**: ew get away

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**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

d

Your posted meme got **44 upvotes**. You get 41 coins

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**187** coins deposited

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**Hugh G. Rection** has donated 13 coins to @UnScottable!

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**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

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Your posted meme got **47 upvotes**. You get 26 coins

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**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`I have never had sexual relations w _ _ _ that woman`

with

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

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**125** coins deposited

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**Gordon Ramsay** has donated 70 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

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correct big brain, you earned **6** coins

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**Melmsie's Beard** has donated 67 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

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**Eda Dick** has donated 32 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

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**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

d

Your posted meme got **49 upvotes**. You get 28 coins

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You took doge boi to the gym to get ABSOLUTELY RIPPED, costing you **66** coins

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**Logan Paul** has donated 55 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

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**Memecat** has donated 43 coins to @UnScottable!

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**Bongo Cat** has donated 22 coins to @UnScottable!

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correct know-it-all, you earned **6** coins

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**Dank Memer**: begone thot

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**GRASS** You found 37 coins, luckily you didn't eat them

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**124** coins deposited

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You pat Zombie Jesus.

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4

no bonehead, the correct answer was `Radiohead`

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**Mr. Clean** has donated 51 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

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**187** coins deposited

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**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

d

Your posted meme is **__DEAD__** with **-60 upvotes**. You get 0 coins lol sucks to be you

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<:cookie:573152241289003036> You ate a cookie. The crunchiness made your mouth tingle.

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**Airpod Douche**: honestly stop asking me for coins

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**248** coins deposited

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You need to wait **28 minutes and 43 seconds** until you can work again!

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You need to wait **39 minutes and 13 seconds** until you can work again!

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4

correct wise guy, you earned **8** coins

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**Work for Politician** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `We're going to make this country great again`

We're going to make this country great again

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

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@Rutena the Braixen Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

Campaign
Security
Leader
Voters

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3

no simpleton, the correct answer was `Frankie Laine`

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@Goodwood of Dank™ What color was next to the word `state`?

red

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**Tom Brady**: ew get away

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**COAT** You found 38 coins, I'm proud of you!

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**248** coins deposited

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3

correct big brain, you earned **6** coins

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1

correct wise guy, you earned **4** coins

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3

correct big brain, you earned **4** coins

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correct genius, you earned **6** coins

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You need to wait **7 minutes and 56 seconds** until you can work again!

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**Flo from Progressive** has donated 61 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

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4

correct smartass, you earned **6** coins

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correct big brain, you earned **4** coins

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1

no bonehead, the correct answer was `The Glitch Mob`

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correct smartass, you earned **4** coins

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You paid **90** coins to give food and water to Zombie Jesus.

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You paid **40** coins to wash Zombie Jesus.

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You pat Zombie Jesus.

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You took Zombie Jesus to the gym to get ABSOLUTELY RIPPED, costing you **37** coins

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