You pat Crack Boulder.

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Crack Boulder leveled up! `7 → 8`
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

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pls pet train sustainability

How many points do you want to assign to **Sustainability**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

1

You assigned 1 points to **Sustainability**. You now have **0** points

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**Grandma Mel** has donated 21 coins to you, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

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**55** coins deposited

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**LAUNDROMAT** You found 91 coins, now you can do some laundry!

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1

no twit, the correct answer was `Candela`

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4

no dimwit, the correct answer was `Lagwagon`

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You need to wait **31 minutes and 38 seconds** until you can work again!

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4

no twit, the correct answer was `Ma Long (China)`

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**Melmsie** has donated 44 coins to you!

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1

correct big brain, you earned **6** coins

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**LAUNDROMAT** You found 95 coins, now you can do some laundry!

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**55** coins deposited

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4

correct know-it-all, you earned **6** coins

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@n meowzers What color was next to the word `sauce`?

yellow

**BOSS** Good stuff n meowzers, got the work done well. You were given `93` coins for one hour of work.

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220 coins deposited.

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You need to wait **12 minutes and 14 seconds** until you can work again!

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3

correct large brain, you earned **6** coins

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**55** coins deposited

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@Goodwood of Dank™ What color was next to the word `xml`?

green

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `196` coins for one hour of work.

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**Billie Eyelash** has donated 75 coins to you, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

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<:cookie:573152241289003036> You ate a cookie. The soft, brown cookie left your mouth watering.

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**Doot Skelly** has donated 48 coins to you, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

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**55** coins deposited

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2

correct smartass, you earned **4** coins

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Congratulations! You have completed the **Streaker** quest!
You received **1,000** coins and **2 Normie Box's**

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That item doesn't even exist what are you doing

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@Goodwood of Dank™ good stuff, you got a solid **442** coins from your normie box

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@Goodwood of Dank™ good stuff, you got a solid **591** coins from your normie box

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**110** coins deposited

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**Satan** has donated 8 coins to you!

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3

correct mastermind, you earned **4** coins

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3

no nitwit, the correct answer was `Silence`

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<:red:573150416926408704> **`RARE EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Bomb Defusal**
*A bomb suddenly appears. People in the channel need to collectively work together and spell out `bomb`. Any message that doesn't equal one of the needed letters is not counted as a submission.
The first letter to type in chat is `b`. Continue until you've spelt `bomb`.*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.
`

bomb

b

o

m

b

Careful with those

kek

b

yay

I got celled for spamming

ah

With that

I've got called for spamming the bot as well.

First and last time

celled

Same here.

Yep

Felt like long ago

That was before the great journo scare

Of 200 bc

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2

no blockhead, the correct answer was `Trance`

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**Bill Nye** has donated 105 coins to you, as well as a <:alcohol:573152512530579456> **Alcohol** WOW

noice

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**55** coins deposited

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**Cersei Lannister**: begone thot

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`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

Your posted meme got **18 upvotes**. You get 27 coins

d

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**110** coins deposited

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Lies

hah

Deception !

The eternal tranny

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Schrodinger's tranny.

Ah, I see

Haha it said the funny nigger word

Let us rejoice

36 thousand people liked that

And you don’t think the end of society is near?

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kek

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1

no dimwit, the correct answer was `Lamborghini`

Oooo fancy cars

Yeah anyone who gets that should be ashamed

The (((fancy sports car)))

I dun geddit

You shouldn’t be looking at overpriced cars unless you have that money

It will only damage your soul

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My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

awww

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**Logan Paul** has donated 74 coins to you, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

3 subpar memes

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

json javascript array java

@Goodwood of Dank™ You lost the mini-game because the words you typed weren't correct. Here are the words again;
`json
javascript
css
array`

**BOSS** Poor effort Goodwood, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you `98` coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.

bah

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Hmm

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Ah yes

You can get a job

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You don’t know the half of it. I used to do all of this awhile back

Aaaaaah

I’ve been on here for a long time

I geddit nao

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