2

correct smarty-pants, you earned **4** coins

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pls trivia

2

correct large brain, you earned **6** coins

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3

correct large brain, you earned **8** coins

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4

correct smarty-pants, you earned **4** coins

pls trivia

1

correct genius, you earned **4** coins

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@Rutena the Braixen What color was next to the word `office`?

Yellow

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pls trivia

4

correct wise guy, you earned **6** coins

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**Oprah** has donated 65 coins to @Mikey, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

Pls foxxy

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**Jake from State Farm**: no coins for you

Pls trivia

3

correct mastermind, you earned **8** coins

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**183** coins deposited

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Pls trivia

3

no stupid, the correct answer was `Over the Rainbow`

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**Dwight Shrute** has donated 11 coins to @UnScottable!

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**61** coins deposited

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**Ben Dover** has donated 32 coins to @UnScottable!

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**245** coins deposited

Pls pet

Pls pet feed

You paid **30** coins to give food and water to doge boi.

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**Dr. Phil** has donated 49 coins to @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck!

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pls search

**POCKET** You found 85 coins, now it's in your wallet.

Pls pet pat

You pat doge boi.

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**Chuck Norris**: sure take this non-existent coin

Pls trivia

1

no ninny, the correct answer was `Pink Floyd`

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**Cersei Lannister** has donated 30 coins to @UnScottable!

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**Gordon Ramsay** has donated 26 coins to @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck!

pls search

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pls balance

pls rich 3

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**2pac** has donated 20 coins to @UnScottable!

pls trivia

4

no simpleton, the correct answer was `George W. Bush`

pls work

@Rutena the Braixen Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

State
Campaign
Voters
State

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pls trivia

3

no simpleton, the correct answer was `Ceadeus`

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**110** coins deposited

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pls gamble 75

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pls bet 10

pls trivia

3

no blockhead, the correct answer was `2007`

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**Hugh G. Rection** has donated 64 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

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**Spongebob** has donated 47 coins to @UnScottable!

pls trivia

3

no moron, the correct answer was `Another Medium`

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**Hugh G. Rection** has donated 19 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

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pls dep all

**366** coins deposited

pls pet

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pls pet play

You paid **77** coins to take doge boi to a fun little carnival down the street

pls bet 10

pls beg

pls trivia

1

no ninny, the correct answer was `Left Alone`

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**Jesus** has donated 24 coins to @UnScottable!

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**Hugh G. Rection** has donated 49 coins to @UnScottable!

<:green:573151850136600596> **`SUPER RARE EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Prestige Quiz**
*The first person to type the correct answer wins a prize!
What prestige level does this badge represent?*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.`

7

pls trivia

2

correct know-it-all, you earned **4** coins

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pls bet 10

pls dep all

**61** coins deposited

pls pet

@UnScottable doge boi leveled up! `1 → 2`
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

pls pet train attack

How many points do you want to assign to **Attack**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

1

You assigned 1 points to **Attack**. You now have **0** points

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**Jake Paul** has donated 40 coins to @UnScottable!

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pls trivia

4

no blockhead, the correct answer was `Alexandros Mograine`

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**Doot Skelly** has donated 32 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

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**Jesus**: there. is. no. coins. for. you.

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**Wendy**: oh hell nah

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**245** coins deposited

pls trivia

4

no nitwit, the correct answer was `Radia Perlman`

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**Joe Montana** has donated 54 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

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**Doot Skelly** has donated 19 coins to @UnScottable!

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**Default Jonesy** has donated 18 coins to @UnScottable!

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**Stan Lee** has donated 23 coins to @UnScottable!

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**61** coins deposited

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**Dixie Normous**: the atm is out of order, sorry

pls dep 10

10 coins deposited.

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**Dick Hertz** has donated 46 coins to @UnScottable!

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**A honey badger** has donated 30 coins to @UnScottable!

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**112** coins deposited

pls trivia

2

correct genius, you earned **8** coins

pls bet 10

pls dep all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

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**Barack Obama**: the atm is out of order, sorry

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