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**91** coins deposited

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no idiot, the correct answer was `Lagwagon`

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**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`We are g _ _ _ _ to build the WALL`

going

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**91** coins deposited

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pls pet wash

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pls trivia

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correct know-it-all, you earned **6** coins

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no dimwit, the correct answer was `Maximum Ride`

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no ninny, the correct answer was `Tommy Moore`

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@Goodwood of Dank™ What color was next to the word `voters`?

yellow

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You pat Zombie Jesus.

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

executive country voters state

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**90** coins deposited

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Zombie Jesus leveled up! `6 → 7`
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

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pls pet train hunting

How many points do you want to assign to **Hunting**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

1

You assigned 1 points to **Hunting**. You now have **0** points

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You pat Zombie Jesus.

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3

correct big brain, you earned **8** coins

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4

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You paid **40** coins to wash Zombie Jesus.

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You sang a song to Zombie Jesus.

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no simpleton, the correct answer was `Red Special`

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no idiot, the correct answer was `7`

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**Stan Lee** has donated 45 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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2

no moron, the correct answer was `Electric Cherry`

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@Goodwood of Dank™ What color was next to the word `districts`?

yellow

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**91** coins deposited

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4

no nincompoop, the correct answer was `7`

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**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`nrocytu`

country

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**90** coins deposited

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You paid **90** coins to give food and water to Zombie Jesus.

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You paid **40** coins to wash Zombie Jesus.

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You sang a song to Zombie Jesus.

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You pat Zombie Jesus.

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4

correct wise guy, you earned **8** coins

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**Chuck Norris** has donated 46 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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**91** coins deposited

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3

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@Rutena the Braixen Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

Discord
Broken
Memes
Memes

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4

no stupid, the correct answer was `Leni`

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**Flo from Progressive** has donated 9 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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**91** coins deposited

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4

correct wise guy, you earned **4** coins

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pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

heads

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pls trivia

3

correct smarty-pants, you earned **8** coins

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3

no bonehead, the correct answer was `Microwave`

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**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`I never vote for the o _ _ _ _ party`

other

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You pat Zombie Jesus.

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

press politics voters security

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**90** coins deposited

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You took Zombie Jesus to the gym to get ABSOLUTELY RIPPED, costing you **26** coins

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