Balance

Pls balance

pls work

You need to wait **16 minutes and 45 seconds** until you can work again!

pls gamble 2

pls deposit all

**110** coins deposited

Reeeeeeeee

Pls steal goodwood

You need at least 500 coins to try and rob someone.

pls kill bds1234

Goodwood pressed delete. It deleted bds1234

Pls kill Goodwood

Goodwood loses the will to live

_regains it._

No.

pls armor Donald Trump is president.

These memes are terrible

pls shit Edog

The bot memes always are

Pls surreal

**Tip**: We get most of our memes from reddit, post to `r/dankmemes` and get a ton of upvotes to get your meme on the bot!

Very nice

pls work

You need to wait **9 minutes and 18 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

You need to wait **2 minutes and 54 seconds** until you can work again!

pls trivia

1

correct know-it-all, you earned **8** coins

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`tolicpsi`

politics

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

**110** coins deposited

pls balance

pls shop

pls inventory

pls inventory 2

pls sell sand

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls work

@Rutena the Braixen What color was next to the word `program`?

Blue

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `196` coins for one hour of work.

pls beg

**Bob Ross**: go ask someone else

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

heads

It was heads! You have been awarded one coin!

pls work

You need to wait **23 minutes and 46 seconds** until you can work again!

pls trivia

4

no bonehead, the correct answer was `Bergamot oil`

**Tip**: You can turn these tips off with the `pls settings` command if you don't want to see them anymore!

pls beg

**Melmsie's Beard** has donated 36 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls work

You need to wait **14 minutes and 57 seconds** until you can work again!

**Tip**: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!

pls trivia

1

correct smartass, you earned **4** coins

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`ocngerss`

congress

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls balance

pls profile

pls shop

pls shop 2

pls shop 3

pls shop 4

pls beg

**Spongebob** has donated 24 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 1

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 1

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 6

pls gamble 850

pls gamble 2000

pls deposit all

**165** coins deposited

**Tip**: If your notifications are too full and becoming hard to manage, you can clear them using `pls notifications clear`

pls gamble 30

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 582

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 5

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls gamble 1

<:blue:573152473926205442> **`COMMON EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**It's Raining Sand**
*You better believe it. First person to type `sand` in chat now will win!*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.`

sand

wow

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls sell sand

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 5

pls gamble 79

pls deposit all

**110** coins deposited

pls work

You need to wait **33 minutes and 38 seconds** until you can work again!

pls gamble 2

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 5

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls balance

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 3

pls gamble 2

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`I am r _ _ _ _ _ _ for election in 2020`

running

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

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pls work

You need to wait **35 minutes and 22 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

You need to wait **18 minutes and 49 seconds** until you can work again!

pls beg

**Dwight Shrute**: Sorry, I just don't have money to spare

pls trivia

3

no nitwit, the correct answer was `Basque`

pls trivia

2

no bonehead, the correct answer was `Three`

pls trivia

pls trivia

2

no moron, the correct answer was `September 1st, 2013`

Plus work

Pls work

You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use `pls work list` to see a list of the available jobs

Pls work list

pls work

You need to wait **7 minutes and 17 seconds** until you can work again!

pls beg

**Gordon Ramsay** has donated 17 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls deposit all

**110** coins deposited

Pls beg

**Billie Eyelash** has donated 27 coins to @White Boi (Hitch)!

Pls work politician

You need at least **200 hours of work** in any job before you can work as a **Politician**. You currently only have **0** hours.
You can see more work information by using `pls work info`

Pls work youtuber

@White Boi (Hitch) Congratulations, you are now working as a **YouTuber**!
You're required to work at least **0** times a day via `pls work`, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is **50 coins per hour**.

pls search

**PANTRY** You found 41 coins, luckily you didn't eat them

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

Pls work

@White Boi (Hitch) Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

View

@White Boi (Hitch) You lost the mini-game because the words you typed weren't correct. Here are the words again;
`views
like
mattpat
clickbait`

**BOSS** Poor effort Snake-kun, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you `26` coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.

lol fail

I didn’t know I had to memorize lol

Pls work

You need to wait **59 minutes and 26 seconds** until you can work again!

Fudge

Yeah, it takes some getting used to.

There's four different minigames.

Pls search

**COUCH** You found 45 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

Pls deposit

what are you depositing, idiot

Pls deposit all

**98** coins deposited

Pls beg

**Mr. Beast**: nah, would rather not feed your gambling addiction

Pls gamble

You need to bet something.