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**Bob** has donated 96 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:reversal:573150370579087360> **Reversal Card** WOW

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3

correct wise guy, you earned **8** coins

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no simpleton, the correct answer was `Men of Harlech`

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correct smarty-pants, you earned **8** coins

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no stupid, the correct answer was `"So melt your headaches call it home"`

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3

correct genius, you earned **4** coins

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no blockhead, the correct answer was `James McCaffrey`

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correct mastermind, you earned **8** coins

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no idiot, the correct answer was `Frankie Laine`

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3

correct know-it-all, you earned **6** coins

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correct wise guy, you earned **4** coins

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pls pet actions

You don't currently own a pet. If you want to look at the available pets, use `pls pet list`

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Why are all the memes that the bot posts god tier in shit

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You paid **30** coins to give food and water to Fokko.

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You paid **40** coins to wash Fokko.

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**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`I n _ _ _ _ vote for the other party`

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**160** coins deposited

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You pat Bunny McBunface.

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You paid **90** coins to give food and water to Bunny McBunface.

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You paid **40** coins to wash Bunny McBunface.

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@Rutena the Braixen What color was next to the word `country`?

Green

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**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`I am r _ _ _ _ _ _ for election in 2020`

running

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**159** coins deposited

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3

correct wise guy, you earned **4** coins

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You paid **40** coins to wash Bunny McBunface.

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You pat Bunny McBunface.

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pls trivia

2

correct smartass, you earned **6** coins

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2

correct wise guy, you earned **8** coins

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**Harry** has donated 51 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

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Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (139091), or `max`

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**160** coins deposited

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2

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3

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**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`We are going to b _ _ _ _ the WALL`

Build

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1

correct wise guy, you earned **6** coins

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1

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**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`nniato`

nation

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**159** coins deposited

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3

correct wise guy, you earned **4** coins

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You pat Bunny McBunface.

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1

correct know-it-all, you earned **6** coins

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4

correct genius, you earned **6** coins

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**160** coins deposited

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3

correct smartass, you earned **4** coins

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