WHY CANT YOU BE NORMAL!?

ok boomer

REEEEEEE

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Boomers; the LAST generation

(ever(

I would like some assistance in my suicide please

nvm

baby yoda revived me

Gen-Xers can do nothing to stop it.

that baby yoda is so fucking god damn cute it hurts

really?

**NORMALCY IS A MYTH**

i mean its cute but

but what

there is not but

so much that it hurts?

did you KNOW that object permanence is actually a developmental STAGE and that infants LITERALLY think you've disappeared

@SufferBuddy surg'n of applebees, head waitress

imagine being raped by barney in a prison shower

is this a buzzfeed chat?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/650877081592397854/forbidennig.png

what do u meme

had a pretty violent nightmare

about what

Don Carlos of Swindon

alien invasion i think

or chinese AI invasion

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/650876832383762442/image0.jpg

Buzzfeed Quiz: What Kind of Cheese are You?

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thats crazy bruh, I literally a reptile

i think its the chinese

OMG that reminds me I had a dream that muslim people were actually aliens and that's why they wear the hijab. It was terrifying and accidentally prejudiced

Thats what HP lovecraft thought

o.o

yeah its not demons

fucking with my brain

its chinese

https://discordapp.com/channels/462008211378012160/633966934622208031/650877301004697640

Guys wanna hear about 1000 Eyes again?

its time to handle this chinese room

yes

ChInEsE bRaIn LaSeR

china man cum tastes like soy sauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzM8NYBBpIA

ew

1000 Eyes you say

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602999995188379670/650214211565387797/terrydavis.mp4

whore to a chainsaw is a great band name

@matroyshka tfw no big tiddy alien islamic sex slave

tfw no big tiddy letterbox

a slot for you floppy

hard or soft?

Soft all the way bb

I wonder if islamic women leave their husbands if they don't beat them hard enough?

islamic women dont beat their husbands

not even at checkers

https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/1151/images/29306/29306-1516564405-1184514381.jpeg good mod (adds shotgun and artillery flare recievers to the flare gun)

not if they know whats good for them, anyway

they don't have checkers rofl

the SG reciever is relatively high damage and scales with the gunslinger perk

not anymore they dont

they have a bucket of clits and some goat shit

duh

and I mean that in the nicest way

thats the two sides of checkers

but the flare gun itself isnt super accurate and its got one shot so its not that op

king me

@Telly_G 『⚡130』PC | So you're basically rapid-firing flares?

then you use a rubber band

to sick two clits together

https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/1201174299639533577

stcik*

@yearspastmatter I did not know that was a thing, I will listen to it when I get home

I'll never beat my wife

China is asshoe

the flare gun is to summon minutemen or BoS with a specific flare

but this mod allows you to turn it to a proper weapon

you will never have a wife to beat

exactly

Haha nice

caesar what are you doing with your planet of the apes looking ass

Shhh

just because you make the hookers call you daddy doesnt make you a family man

wow that's deep

So be it. <:ahedrool:566481375855640576>

Hookers ? Where

I need some target practice

just bc you pay a hooker to shit in your mouth, doesn't make you a toilet

^

Bro, I don't even want bitches and yet I got 'em

you're a toilet for a whole lot of other reasons, though

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you got bitches calman?

Does not make me gay

there's also stuff like this https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/17418/?

https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/28844 and this

A couple

damn you're such an alpha gay you got bitches?

the rocket axer is simply the tire iron axe on the super sledge

@Caeser top kek

where super blade has like new models

I wanna know how to raise wolves tho

i wanna know how the jews and japanese have sex

Yea

its gotta be like

I got bitches for Idek why

I’m pretty sure that’s fake news

tantric mathematics

omg so where I used to live (new mexico) they actually had people come to my school and talk to us about the danger of raising wolves because it was so prevelant where I lived

I raise wolf hybrid dogs irl

tantric math lol

all dogs are wolf hybrid dogs

I mean they are 50% or greater

oh ok

hey, if u are good with dogs, what kind of dog is this

@calman21 my bussy is so moist be my alpha chow

I raise some kids that moved in after their parents died or heroine overdose. I let them stay but they feed me bathe me and do all I ask

I hit them with sticks (gently) is they disobey

the fuck is this dog breed

I want a wolf hybrid dog

I have a dog

it's a terrier

Let me see the face

Looked like wheat

never get a terrier they are bitches

and not in the female dog way

I’m pretty sure that bread is wheat

Yea wheat

look at those floppy ears

yeah

would make a great stew

cuter than baby yoda

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-50624390

and 10000000 times as useful

Eh, that looks like a lab, shep, bull dog mix

do you ever look at a dog and your mouth just waters

Ching Ching wants his dog ears mi low please get long chan to give Ching Ching his dog@ears

your dog can smell that you have cancer but doesnt have the heart to tell you

your dog can smell the pegging your wife did to you

Might just be a lab/shep mix

@matroyshka Yes, I have

I must be secret chinese

jokes on you

i dont have a wife

forsure, she just looks strange and we don't know what exactly she was

oh shit my secret out

better run

Reminder

Pewdiepie based

that was just a random applebees waitress

I think he’s back on the good guy team

i told her to go in the house first then act like she was happy i came home from work

https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/1151/images/28844/28844-1516054662-125418454.jpeg

it looks...like....a dog

He can't help himself

BUT WHAT KIND OF DOG

it looka lika dog

boxer

@Telly_G 『⚡130』PC | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFXqJ--L_Kk
mood

it looks.....like....................

looks a little like a boxer

you know

a dog

https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/28217

https://s3.amazonaws.com/cdn-origin-etr.akc.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/17154200/Boxer.1.jpg

boxers look like this

well, im glad that is settled

boxers are expensive dogs

you dont have one

if you think about it, we could breed humans like we do dogs

she is the result of a massive dog orgy

we did

we call them the NBA

if only we still did

https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/4805 ah yes quality

I like em big and stupid

You know how much a 60% wolf dog is worth. xD

no

how much?

how old is everyone's dog

my dog is 14 rip

mine is 6

soon....very soon

doberman

https://www.nextdaypets.com/for_sale/?breed=Wolf-Hybrid

they seem hard to deal with

powerful bois

under a year

nah

shes aight

not a lot of chill, though

she will follow you in the bathroom

omg my dog does that too

he will be sound asleep on the couch but the moment someone leaves the living room to go to the bathroom

she sleeps under the blankets in the bed

he opens that door

I can train your dogs for you. XD

she like just jumps on the bed, puts her nose under the blanket

and goes and curls up at my feet

but under the blanket

that's cute

why is this chat suddenly hole-some

because everyone just finished fapping to rapist barney

Welcome to athens

so everyone is experiencing post-nut clarity

I'm not

I'm just getting warmed up

you dont get post-nut clarity?

that must be nice

when I nut I take one look at my computer screen and I go wtf is wrong with me

thats post nut clarity

oh

the trick is to close the incognito tabs AS you are cumming

I never go incognito.

so you dont have to see them with sane eyes

always go incognito

I never go incognito, incognito is for pussies

its like turning towards the wall to beat off in prison

everyone still knows what you are up to

but its polite

your FBI handler will appreciate it

I stare at my fellow inmates right in the eye and I dare them all to fuck me

that's how I got aids

yeah but you also wear knee high socks in the shower

everyone knows what your game is

wait what does knee high socks mean

I've never heard that befre

before

i mean i just made it up

oh rofl

but it sounds like a real thing, doesnt it?

yeah it does, like some kind of prison code

which means...if you try it, I'll rape you right back

i once got an 82 in a philosophy class i never read the material for

just with brazen bullshitting

good for you

matro grabs his ankles