t. celtic brainlets

😎

Turk ^

what is your ethnic background @Blitz ⚡ ?

celts are turkish actually

have you done a dna test?

Saxon / Turk baby

no dude celts are not turkish

Lol

@TheBowlFather german with a scattering of western european ethnicities tbh

celts are white as can be

what is your ethnicity, have you had a dna test? @Blitz ⚡

i just answered your question

Lol get ready

irish> norducks

oooo

i didnt see it @Blitz ⚡

sec leaving class

what other western euro ethnicities? can you break it down by percentage?

@Blitz ⚡

your cypriot aka greek/turk blood explains your homosexuality and love for boys

ancient greek homos fucking kids

livin in da caves while we wuz buildin empires

al sharpton

aka gesta

Im going to bed nibbas

>going to bed

Lol

Nibba I'm just waking up

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy67w +

When fapping, it is important to make sure you aren't laying on top of your phone.

its 606 pm here

bitch nibbas

18:06

@The Final Bowlution you butt dialed someone and they heard you jerking off?

moaning about big black women?

"o yea aunt jemima stick your fat nigger fingers and that syrup bottle all up in my boipussy sweet thang"

@everyone to prove im not a rice traitor,instead of trying to fuck one of the like 10 pretty white skinned gook girls in my building, im going to try to fuck the fatty like 30-40 yr old white lady in my building. my realtor said shes his client and shes an english teacher, i mgoing to introduce myself and ask her if she can help me learn some basic khmer words, and show me around the city a bit, ill even offer to pay even though im pretty sure she wont want my money and will just be very happy that a young dude is paying attention to her. if i end up fucking her, i havent jakced off in a while so im pretty horny, ill just bend her over, drill her fat ass as hard as i can so i cum quick, dump a bowl in her in under a minute, be an extremely selfish lover, and leave lol

lol

why not all of the above

yea ill probably end up caving in and banging a gook or 10

but first ill plow this fatty

boost her self esteem a bit

Does she at least have an ok fave

just go nuts and premature bowl dump

Face

yea her face is pretty

might as well

shes just a chunkster

Go for the fatty then

so i wont really care about fucking her again, just getting off a quick nut and thats it

grill the hamburger

We have faith in you

pork the porker

hopefully if i manage to prematurely blast aload in her it will make her not bother me and try to fuck again lol

i dont want to accidentally leave my door unlocked one night while drunk and wake up to some fat sweaty bitch sitting on my face

wake up to some irl brap-posting

i have a serious weakness when it comes to 69'ing

a girl sitting on my face, me eating her out and her sucking me

for some reason im super sensitive in that position, lke when a girl is sucking my dick like that, backwards i guess. i dont cum quick or anything its just super super sensitive

like ticklish but something else, very weird and i cant stand it

but if that fatty did that to me idk if i could escape from underneath all that weight

BRAPPED.COM

Good stuff

Mind if i steal it

shes built kinda like this chunkster. idk i her tits are that big though, she dresses conservatively, but it looked like she was hiding some titties under her blouse

Just tap it

https://live.pewtube.com/live/Cantwell

live

cantwell and anglin

A slam piggy is a slam piggy

shes built like this kind of

idk if i should shit where i eat though, ill have to see her all the time

especially if i get a job at the same school shes at

DO IT FAGGOT

ive fucked bigger than that though

fucked a chick so big i felt like a midget

this was in hs

she gets to BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP on your face every once in a while, so fucking what

wtf is brap?

Some weeb meme

brap
The volume rating of a fart (Bp) governed by three variables;- rectal pressure (r), buttock friction (f) and sprouts consumed (SpC). Buttock friction (f) can be reduced to zero by pulling the ringpiece open wide during emission.
"My word said the vicar, that anal exclamation was right off the brapometer"
#brap#parp#fart#brappage#viz
by EssBen March 04, 2008

is that it? is @Bojangles Unchained ⛄ saying his fatty is going to sit on my face and fart

?

^

that is precisely what I'm saying

enjoy the brappage

footage of atomwaffen member being deflowered by big dominant nigger sow

holy fuck look at the size of its hand wtf

hahaha

Michelle Obama-tier

i fucked a huge blonde amazon german bitch in high school

i wasnt 6 ft then i was probably only like 5 8 5 7

so yea size diff was like that lol and she was thicker

it was fun though i wont lie

i had to stand on books to fuck her doggystyle if we were standing up

lol

and we had to sometimes because i would sneak her into my downstairs bathroom and it was tight in there

tfw no gigantess mummy gf

her ass was fucking huge like 3 of me lol

I'm manlet but I could probably fuck this amazon lativian chick

latvian*

she could of easily had me piggyback her and fuck her i was light then lol

lol

it was fun since i was young but emasculating i wouldnt do it now

not great fucking a girl who could beat the shit out of you lol

latvian girls are so 😩

I know three latvian girls

but only one of them lives in the same country as me

dont fuck a giantess man

unless your real strong

one time we were snugglin when singing karaoke.. she's prolly down

she's tall and skinny

you dont want to fuck a chick that can manhandle you in the sack

ok good

make sure shes not into sports or an ything lol

but I'm like 5'8 and she's gotta be 6'0 lol

oof

oh shit

I think she plays volleyball

you should go join AWD, you're the perfect height for them

are you a skinny manlet?

5 8 is too tall for awd

awd wouldn't take me because I'm a riceburner

lol

5 4 or under, no more than 90 lbs, must have terminal illness that makes you extremely frail and sickly

I'm not skinny

Tyler got kicked out of AWD because they realised he was crouching during the meetups to look shorter and is in fact 6'

hahaha

lol

i hear devon had a giantess mexican gf

that would peg him

lmao she just sucked him off i think

odin/brandon actually pulled pretty decent ass tbh

lol or so he says

hes a good looking guy

idk how he pulled with the spongebob voice though

i seriously heard devon had like a mexican gf who was like 6 foot 2

I'm a riceburner, I've never been diagnosed with autism, and 5'8 is still within the average range, so awd would never have me

and would peg him

yea but have you read SIEGE, fag? @Bojangles Unchained ⛄

lol

you have to be short and sick looking so you dont look like a threat

so you can be invisible

and sneak attack

the evil paleo conservatives

hahah

oy vey

what a strong womyn

illegal aryan made a funny meme with her

where he replaced her face with spencers and the little guy she was picking up with anglins face

@Illegal Aryan

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/xyzspf/tosh-0-amazon-amanda

lol in the vid tosh says " tell us about your black boyfriend" because you know low self esteem white whales date niggers, so you know the vids old

imagine if he said that now?

I bet she can make some yuge BRAPs

surprisingly she says she has a white bf

her braps probably have so much methane they would kill you

fucking sumo whale

I'd bet

lmao

where did you find that? also what time is it in korea right now? its 7:25 pm here

@Bojangles Unchained ⛄

I'm still in Olympia

for another week

yea i kno

know

it's 4:26 AM here

but whats the time in correa

I found where my mom hid the booze

oh

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/xyzspf/tosh-0-amazon-amanda

wait wrong vid

it's 926 PM in korea

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/jr7q75/tosh-0-cewebrity-profile---ricky-berwick

lmao watch this

jesus

you know what I really like about korea?

they basically keep the retards and mentally ill out of sight

mentally ill go into windowless institutions where they're never seen again

some jap dude killed a bunch of old retards with a sword a few years back

lol

tards btfo

@Krieg @Blitz ⚡ is this what you guys and the average awd member looks like/does when your mom walks in on you when you are in the bathroom? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV6apGyPy38

what the fuck is that

and how does it have nearly 800k subs

thats gesta dude

im going to contact him and see if he will make a video saying "read siege faggot cucks"

@Blitz ⚡ so when are you going to answer my question?

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WHAT

IM WATCHING AZOV VIDEOS FRICK OFF

are you close with your parents or family in general? do you have your own place or live with your mother still?

yes, own place

im asking because i was wondering how they feel about you joining azov

i havent told them that but they know im gonna do military service

so you work? or it a college dorm?

college ;3

ooo so you live in a dorm? are the dorms like american dorms? like do you have a single room, small room, and theres a shared bathroom and kitchen on every floor?

how about i just send you my address so you can dox me that way

lol are you seriously retarded?

how is asking what dorms are like in the uk an attempt to dox?

is there only 1 dormitory in all the uk?

@Blitz ⚡

what's the nigger thing I can claim on taxes to get more money ??

hardshipz refun

struggle bucks

how do I get. ?

Yes the UK's infrastructure is in a dire situation

Most of the universities forgot to renew the dormitory licenses so the council turned them into refugee centres

lol are you serious?

are there any schools where students are forced to live with rapefugees? i hope no weet tittis

i hope not sweet titties

Ns literally just posted his fuckin apartment

You could Google maps that shit if you felt like it

lol how so nigger

would be hard bbiiiitch niba

@Horwin

Lol

youre joking right nibba?

because i know some fags in here would love to dox me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X9Zs2nrras

Anyone know which episode Cantwell had on the guy who was working for the town who got fired? I don't see it in his descriptions

Nevermind found it

That guy was surprisingly articulate

https://youtu.be/qmD7Bzwmwpo

This Guy Is Trying To Hunt Down One Of The Most Notorious Neo-Nazis

He's going to have to go to Nigeria

<:trump:340801972573831169>

Andrew has some of the best hiding skills I've ever seen

Good hiding skills to rival Osama.

@erz1871 Fugg yea. Remove Nigger.

Guy should have used his MAT 49.

hes probably still in ohio

not that hard to hide fam

as long as he pays for everything with cash