#bowlnut_gallery (Discord ID: 313367111546175490) in Bowl Patrol, page 68


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2018-01-31 04:00:10 UTC

no

2018-01-31 04:00:11 UTC

way back then

2018-01-31 04:00:50 UTC

probably had something to do with supply chain

2018-01-31 04:00:52 UTC

and it hink canada

2018-01-31 04:00:53 UTC

A lot of the Whiskey sevred in Chicago Speakeasies came out of Ohio, notedly out of the Hocking River Valley

2018-01-31 04:01:01 UTC

was canada under prohibition?

2018-01-31 04:01:11 UTC

nope Canada was 100% legal eagle

2018-01-31 04:01:16 UTC

well my great grandfather was a moonshiner

2018-01-31 04:01:21 UTC

and then a bootlegger

2018-01-31 04:01:36 UTC

and so was my grandfather, he was one of the first so-called "stock car drivers"

2018-01-31 04:01:41 UTC

When Bobby back stabbed the mob eeeerrbody die lol

2018-01-31 04:01:43 UTC

after prohibiion

2018-01-31 04:03:09 UTC

they were from TN and KY originally before ohio

2018-01-31 04:03:19 UTC

have you seen the people vs larry flynt movie

2018-01-31 04:03:25 UTC

RIP Popcorn

2018-01-31 04:03:46 UTC

in the beginning they are stealing moonshine from a neighbors still. taht would have been my great grandfathers still

2018-01-31 04:03:48 UTC

Yes

2018-01-31 04:03:56 UTC

ive met larry's parents

2018-01-31 04:03:57 UTC

Magoffin Co KY

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near Salyersville

2018-01-31 04:04:11 UTC

they used to come to our house in dayton all the time

2018-01-31 04:04:18 UTC

Everyone pay respects to Popcorn Sutton right now

2018-01-31 04:04:24 UTC

F

2018-01-31 04:04:31 UTC

I got cousins in Dayton Too

2018-01-31 04:04:38 UTC

fact the way ppl know ur from KY

2018-01-31 04:04:47 UTC

heh

2018-01-31 04:04:49 UTC

is if you got Cousins in Dayton, Fort Wayne Detroit

2018-01-31 04:04:52 UTC

yup

2018-01-31 04:04:55 UTC

any of those cityes theyre like

2018-01-31 04:04:58 UTC

oh yr from Ky

2018-01-31 04:05:04 UTC

they came up north to find work in "frigidaire, OH" as they used to call Dayton

2018-01-31 04:05:16 UTC

half my paternal side was KY, the other half TN

2018-01-31 04:05:25 UTC

maternal side germany and hungary

2018-01-31 04:05:53 UTC

my fathers family was all from Ky my moms was from here so

2018-01-31 04:07:32 UTC

holy shit that fuckig nkennedy is talking in spanish

2018-01-31 04:08:24 UTC

fuck this chilli is so good

2018-01-31 04:08:27 UTC

im such a good cook

2018-01-31 04:08:34 UTC

if only i could find a husband... #tradlyfe

2018-01-31 04:09:19 UTC

work on finding ur brain first blitz

2018-01-31 04:09:22 UTC

what about that derrick guy

2018-01-31 04:09:29 UTC

hes "trad' isnt it

2018-01-31 04:09:36 UTC

t-rad

2018-01-31 04:10:15 UTC

T(cell) Rad

2018-01-31 04:10:19 UTC

ok

2018-01-31 04:10:25 UTC

hats this hat meme

2018-01-31 04:10:27 UTC

why am i otter now

2018-01-31 04:10:33 UTC

@Slayerworth Cuckington III I'm intelligenter than you will ever be

2018-01-31 04:10:43 UTC

good day Gerald

2018-01-31 04:11:06 UTC

mmyes the hat is a sign of dignification

2018-01-31 04:11:10 UTC

obviously, and u can deadlift 6 gorillion so......there's that too

2018-01-31 04:11:13 UTC

mmyes indeed

2018-01-31 04:11:16 UTC

mmmyes

2018-01-31 04:11:20 UTC

7 gorillion now that I'm on cycle!

2018-01-31 04:11:21 UTC

mmyes

2018-01-31 04:11:29 UTC

have a drink, sometihng with an umbrella in it

2018-01-31 04:11:33 UTC

Shiiiiiieet

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impressive

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🍹

2018-01-31 04:11:38 UTC

I want a sparkler in it

2018-01-31 04:11:44 UTC

ping <@&407860422121881601>

2018-01-31 04:11:49 UTC
2018-01-31 04:11:51 UTC

If I don't get retina damage from my drink, what's even the point?

2018-01-31 04:11:54 UTC

muhahaha

2018-01-31 04:12:09 UTC

<@&407860422121881601> BUTLER, I REQUIRE A DRINK WITH SPARKLERS AND UMBRELLAS IN IT

2018-01-31 04:12:10 UTC

* Sips whiskey

2018-01-31 04:12:12 UTC

mmmyes of course

2018-01-31 04:12:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408112290034876418/oldman.jpg

2018-01-31 04:12:39 UTC

Preferably served in a coconut but if there are no coconuts, I will accept a hollowed-out mango.

2018-01-31 04:12:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408112394213130241/IMG_-jut2mm.jpg

2018-01-31 04:13:13 UTC

i have to like that one

2018-01-31 04:13:24 UTC

for a lesser-than he has a certain charm

2018-01-31 04:13:26 UTC

mmmyes

2018-01-31 04:13:35 UTC

Drunken Irish laughter intensifies

2018-01-31 04:13:48 UTC

dont you have a potato to boil into non-existance?

2018-01-31 04:13:55 UTC

I lost my eyesight years ago from drinking too much homemade moonshine.....I type on my brail keyboard now..

2018-01-31 04:13:56 UTC

*chortles elitedly

2018-01-31 04:14:16 UTC

I already mashed my potato , saxon swine

2018-01-31 04:17:25 UTC

Yo caan shauckle muh haaandz , boot not meh soul it flys free

2018-01-31 04:17:28 UTC

mmmyes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408113531368505346/unknown.png

2018-01-31 04:17:46 UTC

Thurston Bowl III

2018-01-31 04:17:59 UTC

Dat nigga either Italian or Jew

2018-01-31 04:18:09 UTC

le original 56%

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luvee

2018-01-31 04:18:14 UTC

mmyes luveee

2018-01-31 04:18:23 UTC

OH THUHHHHSTON

2018-01-31 04:18:26 UTC

Hahaha

2018-01-31 04:20:17 UTC

*guffaws his monocle off

2018-01-31 04:20:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408114250171809796/unknown.png

2018-01-31 04:20:52 UTC

heavens to mergatroid, all this cavorting is making me all wet

2018-01-31 04:20:59 UTC

what is this salty substance coming from my pores

2018-01-31 04:21:24 UTC

wait, is this what you plebians refer to as "sweat" ?

2018-01-31 04:21:40 UTC

mmyyes, fascinating

2018-01-31 04:21:47 UTC

Lol

2018-01-31 04:23:54 UTC

mmyess indeed

2018-01-31 04:23:55 UTC

somebody tag me and give me a summary of everything discussed since my last post

2018-01-31 04:23:59 UTC

Salutations, Sir Paddywick!

2018-01-31 04:24:08 UTC

otherwise I'm going to start cutting dicks off with powered equipment.

2018-01-31 04:24:29 UTC

@Akashic Wrecker mmmyes. umbrella drinks. money. <@&407860422121881601> being obstinant. more mmyess's

2018-01-31 04:24:34 UTC

G'eve my lovely island dwelling wanker.

2018-01-31 04:24:38 UTC

Aaahh meh boy'o Paddy

2018-01-31 04:24:43 UTC

Where's my fag!?

2018-01-31 04:24:46 UTC

I'm fighting all of you

2018-01-31 04:24:50 UTC

come at me

2018-01-31 04:24:50 UTC

Fag! <@&407860422121881601> Bring me toast!

2018-01-31 04:25:04 UTC

paddy did you see my R6 siege screenshot i tagged you in yesterday

2018-01-31 04:25:09 UTC

@Blitz ⚡ fetch yourself saxon swine

2018-01-31 04:25:13 UTC

I want this 1488x as much as we did to NS last night

2018-01-31 04:25:19 UTC

hhahahaha

2018-01-31 04:25:19 UTC

I'm Bowlvarian, not Saxon!

2018-01-31 04:25:20 UTC

I can kill you through your computers

2018-01-31 04:25:33 UTC

I'm going to go buy some alcohol i'll be back in a bit

2018-01-31 04:25:36 UTC

i took a screen of me laying prone and punting my dick with teh butt of my rifle

2018-01-31 04:25:38 UTC

just for you

2018-01-31 04:25:48 UTC

that's not punting

2018-01-31 04:26:01 UTC

I can kill people with mental bowlepathy

2018-01-31 04:26:03 UTC

No Scythian shall ever serve the Hunnic Horde .. drunkard or not

2018-01-31 04:26:07 UTC

a whole new definintion of "butt stroke"

2018-01-31 04:26:11 UTC

i want a video of you knocking that dick and balls with your rifle stock to the outfield for a double

2018-01-31 04:26:20 UTC

and run the bases properly

2018-01-31 04:26:26 UTC

i hate sloppy base running

2018-01-31 04:26:30 UTC

i know how to recover from testicular impact

2018-01-31 04:26:34 UTC

i can run it

2018-01-31 04:26:37 UTC

otherwise, I'm going to get my wickets out and it's time for cricket

2018-01-31 04:26:42 UTC

Now listen here, you little ruffians <@&407860422121881601>. If you do not fetch me my toast like a good fag is supposed to, then I shall insert this here contraption into my penis and rain golden justice down upon thee.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408115855726084106/71-uj1KHICL._SL1500_.jpg

2018-01-31 04:26:43 UTC

mmmyes of course

2018-01-31 04:27:03 UTC

Blitz is the honorary Fag-Master

2018-01-31 04:27:06 UTC

@Blitz ⚡ i need your help in getting my foreskin back. its gotta be somewhere

2018-01-31 04:27:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408115959401021440/laughing35.jpg

2018-01-31 04:27:16 UTC

if yu are good help you wil get a good fag-tip at the end of the season

2018-01-31 04:27:30 UTC

When you come to america we will shoot lots of guns, take lots of SIEGE pics, and do lots of drugs

2018-01-31 04:27:43 UTC

basically @Kombat-Unit should be with us

2018-01-31 04:27:56 UTC
2018-01-31 04:28:00 UTC

brb buying booze

2018-01-31 04:28:06 UTC

^

2018-01-31 04:28:14 UTC

inject tren into my taint

2018-01-31 04:28:20 UTC

@Blitz ⚡ stop sending me ur selfies homo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408116269121011722/antifa.jpg

2018-01-31 04:28:43 UTC

Lmao

2018-01-31 04:28:48 UTC

t. jelly cos im bigger than u

2018-01-31 04:29:06 UTC

you aint baiting me into posting lewd pics of myself, you fuckin homo

2018-01-31 04:29:22 UTC

i know you're gonna say "owo daddy pls crush my head with your thighs" because literally everyone i send thigh pics to says that

2018-01-31 04:29:42 UTC

i dont get the headcrushing fetish

2018-01-31 04:30:12 UTC

then again I've always been wary of headcrushing since the Great Khali crushed Rey Mysterio's head in WWE

2018-01-31 04:30:14 UTC

weak responses.....u need to go to debate school

2018-01-31 04:30:27 UTC

thats worse than a reddit response what you just did there mate

2018-01-31 04:30:35 UTC

good heavens where is your hat @Slayerworth Cuckington III

2018-01-31 04:30:40 UTC

not to be confused with master debater school which I know that u already graduated from

2018-01-31 04:30:40 UTC

thats like facebook republican meme page tier

2018-01-31 04:31:41 UTC

Canuck & Aquatic jew locked in the throws of wit

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* sips whiskey

2018-01-31 04:32:02 UTC

muh hat.....

2018-01-31 04:33:16 UTC

no worries

2018-01-31 04:33:26 UTC

I am a hobbyist haberdasher

2018-01-31 04:33:57 UTC

Look at the help being hatless let’s laugh at them friends

2018-01-31 04:34:24 UTC

hmm it seems that I canst not place it upon your head

2018-01-31 04:34:29 UTC

whomstve thought

2018-01-31 04:34:37 UTC

🎩

2018-01-31 04:34:45 UTC

here you go try it on

2018-01-31 04:34:57 UTC

Blitz's direct Saxon ancestor

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408117932493766658/anotherfatguy.png

2018-01-31 04:35:21 UTC

that looks like me but im prettier

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and less fat

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with more hat

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and a drink with an umbrella in it

2018-01-31 04:36:07 UTC

hehe

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🍹

2018-01-31 04:36:58 UTC

that is a pic of the british deadlift champion of 1781

2018-01-31 04:37:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408118601799958528/IrishStephen.jpg

2018-01-31 04:37:37 UTC

heavens to mergatroid

2018-01-31 04:38:09 UTC

its his island

2018-01-31 04:38:16 UTC

the EQ.....the eternal question

2018-01-31 04:38:30 UTC

oh the irish and their apparent delusions of grandeur

2018-01-31 04:38:43 UTC

its almots as if there was some afro in that iberian

2018-01-31 04:39:16 UTC

*chortles whitedly

2018-01-31 04:39:42 UTC

ill give you 50p to say "gibs me dat"

2018-01-31 04:39:44 UTC

Oh the Saxons arrogance wont allow him to understand the complexity of the Scythian race

2018-01-31 04:40:05 UTC

Its almost ... Hunnic in nature

2018-01-31 04:41:13 UTC

at least the conscripts I had on safari only made clicking noises. at first I thought it was an annoyance but in retrospect I see the value in it now.

2018-01-31 04:41:18 UTC

* sips from empty flask

2018-01-31 04:41:40 UTC

* midly annoyed

2018-01-31 04:42:24 UTC

i might go to jail this week

2018-01-31 04:42:31 UTC

Looks to Saxon ...... laughs

2018-01-31 04:42:34 UTC

for punching a cunt or two in the mouth

2018-01-31 04:42:52 UTC

would it be county jail?

2018-01-31 04:42:53 UTC

Ahh how the mighty fall

2018-01-31 04:42:59 UTC

i thikn so

2018-01-31 04:43:09 UTC

im about to blast this cunt i work with

2018-01-31 04:43:12 UTC

that's not so bad....been there twice muhself

2018-01-31 04:43:15 UTC

why'd you let yourself get caught fam

2018-01-31 04:43:22 UTC

im not caught, i havent even done it yet

2018-01-31 04:43:25 UTC

in fact good point

2018-01-31 04:43:31 UTC

ive never run and not gotten away

2018-01-31 04:43:42 UTC

county jail u basically watch t.v. and smoke pot the whole time

2018-01-31 04:43:45 UTC

Irish rule of thumb

2018-01-31 04:43:46 UTC

heh

2018-01-31 04:43:48 UTC

oh and play cards

2018-01-31 04:44:20 UTC

im working a shit tier cook job and the "head cook" is a fat lazy cunt who keeps harping about shit i dont do

2018-01-31 04:44:33 UTC

when it looks just like how it looks when i got there from her lazy ass

2018-01-31 04:44:55 UTC

now the sewing circle is making up stories about me

2018-01-31 04:45:09 UTC

this is why women shuold never be allowed out of the fucking dog house

2018-01-31 04:45:33 UTC

i mean if they wanted to get rid of me its not like i havent sieg heiled a million times

2018-01-31 04:45:36 UTC

and screamed gas the jews

2018-01-31 04:45:53 UTC

fucking cunts

2018-01-31 04:46:21 UTC

im gonna get back firing all pistons and start getting paid big ass money again, come back ther eand buy their place

2018-01-31 04:46:24 UTC

and close it

2018-01-31 04:47:15 UTC

fat cunt with a skinny rail boyfriend who looks like he should be on meth

2018-01-31 04:47:21 UTC

who treats her like shit

2018-01-31 04:47:29 UTC

i assume shes just redirectign it at me

2018-01-31 04:47:32 UTC

thorughout white history women were never allowed to walk around town unescorted.....now they have jobs as cooks and give nazi bros. shit on a regular basis........smdb

2018-01-31 04:48:07 UTC

i dont have much else to lose

2018-01-31 04:48:14 UTC

the remainder of this message is pre-emptively redacted

2018-01-31 04:49:13 UTC

it involved alleged pranks and visits to church

2018-01-31 04:49:20 UTC

im a holy man

2018-01-31 04:52:48 UTC

its funny i tell the bitch to get over herself and then a few hours later im inundated with faceless anonymous accusers

2018-01-31 04:52:55 UTC

the cuntenning begins

2018-01-31 04:54:05 UTC

fuck it im going to cambowldia too

2018-01-31 04:57:55 UTC

Bowlpan

2018-01-31 04:58:46 UTC

protip Dunlop Jazz III's are the best picks

2018-01-31 04:58:56 UTC

@neat only if they're Ultex

2018-01-31 05:00:09 UTC

@here vc for a bit?

2018-01-31 05:00:20 UTC

like right naow?

2018-01-31 05:00:31 UTC

Fuela

2018-01-31 05:00:34 UTC

I will be there in 2 minutes

2018-01-31 05:00:41 UTC

with an umbrella drink @Vic_Mackey

2018-01-31 05:03:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408125128564801538/unknown.png

2018-01-31 05:06:09 UTC

Oooh shit

2018-01-31 05:06:58 UTC

oof

2018-01-31 05:07:10 UTC

looks like arms dealer is coming closer day by day

2018-01-31 05:08:06 UTC

did this come out now cause McCabe got fired?

2018-01-31 05:10:21 UTC

I can't unmute

2018-01-31 05:10:35 UTC

its because you need a hat

2018-01-31 05:10:37 UTC

mmmyes

2018-01-31 05:10:52 UTC

hat poasters are the true overlords of reality

2018-01-31 05:11:06 UTC

I dunno this never happened before

2018-01-31 05:11:10 UTC

hol up

2018-01-31 05:13:56 UTC

Does spencer ever spend any time with hos daughter i mean what is this nibba doing.

2018-01-31 05:15:10 UTC

looking for other little kids

2018-01-31 05:17:27 UTC

WOkE: Other people's kids

2018-01-31 05:17:48 UTC

With his thick russian/Georgian bride.

2018-01-31 05:18:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/408128914251055135/vna-richard-roediger-august-2.jpg

2018-01-31 05:18:52 UTC

they are both thinkign the same thing in that pic

2018-01-31 05:18:55 UTC

"im gonna fuck that dog"

2018-01-31 05:18:58 UTC

tfw no kgb wife

2018-01-31 05:18:58 UTC

Hahaha

2018-01-31 05:19:26 UTC

Does anyone else think she’s ugly?

2018-01-31 05:19:33 UTC

yeah i do

2018-01-31 05:19:36 UTC

That's a dude.

2018-01-31 05:19:55 UTC

She has the nose and lips of a nigger

2018-01-31 05:20:03 UTC

those are some meaty wrists

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