i never tried the 120 proof knob creek

100 is pretty good

I don’t buy the woodford for that reason

rum used to be the american spirit before bourbon

washington had a barrel at his inauguration

Four roses is my go to because of price and quality

boxed wine is for scags

^

scag is one of my favorite words

slurp the bag

it's a derogatory word that can be a noun, verb, adjective, etc

I actually liked the house Chianti at old spaghetti factory but after learning it was box wine I stopped ordering it

that's a boomer place to eat

ive had decent box wine before

It is

i got it because of value

But it’s near my house

economic purposes

Have you ever had wine in a can?

pf chang's is boomerish too

yeah

cheesecake factory is for fat thots

^

pei wei is alright but costs too much

PF Changs is the best Chinese food though

At least that I’ve had

ihop is implicitly boomerish

IHOP is lame Waffle House is where it's at

Theres no boomers at my ihope

ihop

I like the ihop chicken and waffles

I'll never go to waffle house again after I went to one in Tucson as a teen

We don’t have Waffle House where I live

Nope frank I'm gonna take u to Waffle House one day just u wait

Best hash browns on earth

I’ve heard good things about it

we were camping and on shrooms and had to abort the campout because we forgot we had to pick up a friend from the airport, and it turns out it was tucson, fuck that drive, and fuck that waffle house

But never eaten at one

I was still on shrooms and this homeless guy there......

i don't know how to describe him

I remember watching some sheboons at Waffle House doing choir with the jukebox lol

He had a trenchcoat and had this crazy goatee/beard and looked like someone who teleported from Russia in the 1800s

he scared me

I remember playing soggy waffle in the parking lot with my bros

you mean where you all jack off on something

and last to finish eats it?

i might go to golden corral when i get my tax return back

Yeah

F

Thought it was soggy biscuit

I hate Golden Corral

🤔

we called it love biscuit

well go on saturday morning

ihop

i mean.....i heard that's what it was called....

Golden Coral FUCKING SUCKS

they usually have boomer specials

only went there once. They have tons of food but it all blows

Golden Corral has low quality food

It all is super salty or super sugary

well i haven't been since i went paleo

but theres plenty of paleo food there

i like the fresh cuts of meat

The meat is ok

But not great

I would rather pay the 12 or 14 dollars and eat at a different restaurant

old country buffet is more boomerish tbh

Feelings on cracker barrel

yea, golden corral is ok, not great

Haven't been there in years

They’re building a Cracker Barrel near me

last time i had cracker barrel, i had the biscuits and gravy down in boise

I haven’t eaten in one in like a decade

they have amazing cheddar cheese

Cracker Barrel is implicit though

there are usually boomers there too

cracker barrel

Do they still have the weird little board game with the golf tees

yea

implicitly white

yea, they sell that

I remember playing that game

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT GOLDEN CORRAL

eagleshigh will personally gas you

Golden Corral is hyperboomer

Last Cracker Barrel I ate at was in Florida when I was like 10 so I want to try it again

Same

i'd rather go to a steakhouse

or red lobster tbh

red lobster = ruth chris to niggers

There’s always niggers at red lobster

Honestly I hate restaurants unless they're prohibitivly expensive.

homecooked food is so much better

God my dad hated red lobster so much so many arguments started over it. "It goddamn shitty sea food with the price of good sea food"

Ruth’s Chris is great because it’s always white people working and eating there

i usually make my own food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNEx3vOjcW4

i don't really like eating at restaurants or cafes

I eat home made stuff as much as I can

bleu cheese > ranch

Refuse to eat out if I can help it

I like chilling at diners and cafes drinking coffee. Comfy

i sauteed orange bell peppers, onions and spinach in grass fed butter earlier

I like going out but it’s expensive and unhealthy

baked squash seeds with same butter, pink sea salt, black pepper and garlic powder

also made almond butter fat bombs with coconut oil, coconut flakes, walnuts and sunflower seeds

All I have done this week is lay in my bed, depressed and devasted. My sister wants to play Mancala and I say no. Usually whipping my sister’s ass in Mancala is how I make myself feel better about things but not this time. Hell not even Fruit by the Foot and Gushers are doing me any good. My dad asked if I wanted to go to Golden Corral and I said no.

I TURNED DOWN GOLDEN CORRAL. This is how serious things are.

I am so sad I don’t even have an appetite. I have barely eaten anything. Just a ranch sandwich or two. That’s about it.

Is that a copy pasta or real?

I played Mancala with my mom and sisters when I was younger.

Honestly

It's from eagleshigh's blog

unironically

@Bojangles Unchained ⛄ Have you tried taking a fat shit

always makes me feel better

Eagleshigh.wordpress.com

too much ranch will give you explosive diarrhea

Lies

Ranch is the key to regularity

take the bleu pill

ranch is modern murican corporate capitalism

bleu cheese is old world craft

tradition > modernity

<:gas:337928938133127169>

Bleu cheese is good but ranch is the white man’s sauce

I have to buy presents for my sister, my mom, my dad, my aunt, my grandma and grandpa, and my nephew.

Any ideas?

For my mom I was thinking about getting her a food processor, so she can make me some good homemade ranch.

For my dad I was thinking about getting him a deep fryer, so he can fry good foods that can be dipped in ranch.

For my sister I was thinking about getting her a gift card to Golden Corral. All she does is say she hates that place. But that is because she has never tried it. A gift card will make her go there to try it then she will fall in love, and then we can go get our grub on at Golden Corral together.

For my aunt I want to offer to pay for a month of her diabetes medicine, so she can eat more Fruit Roll Ups.

For my grandma and grandpa, I was thinking of getting them Don’t Wake Daddy! because everytime I go visit them they are just sitting around doing nothing. This game will spice up their lives.

And my nephew. He is only 5, but it is never too late to get him started on ranch. I was thinking about getting him a custom t-shirt that says “Me and my Uncle Love Ranch”. Need to get him started on ranch early before anyone else pollutes his mind with alternative dipping sauces.

men obsessing over ranch is like morbidly obese women obsessing over cat videos and ordering half the bakery

it's just not right

Quit being a nigger

^

What I like about copy paste memes is that the large ones really mess up my discord app on my phone.

u mad bro?

Lol

have fun getting moobs with the soybean oil

>hating on ranch

<:bender:371894153430433792>

mayo > ranch

Ranch counteracts whatever soy might be in it

x100

Do they even sell ranch in the UK

Ranch has mayo

Checkmate

Why can’t I add reacts?

What are you, some kind of eurocuck?

ranch is for niggers ordering chicken wings

@Sammy Woodchipperz on comments?

or mumbo sauce

Yeah

@Bowlfredo von Grossmann XIV HAIRESY

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumbo_sauce

@Bojangles Unchained ⛄ add a react to this image

this is what niggers put on they chicken wangs in dc

basically bbq sauce, soy sauce and ketchup

@Sammy Woodchipperz restart your app I guess

I wouldn't know

or some similar combo

It’s only for bowlfreds comments I can’t add reacts

well i grew up in md and would hang out with hood niggers when i was younger

🤔

not proud of it

I have fortunately never been in the dc area

but niggers love mumbo sauce out there

great

Lol

@Bowlfredo von Grossmann XIV Sammy says he can't add reacts to your poasts

Gimme dat mumbo muhfugga

theres actually a gogo band called mambo sauce

if youve never heard of go-go music, you are blessed

Can anyone else react to his poasts?

its dc jungle music

He is intellectualy above reacts that's why

Yeah I just did

Wtf it won’t let me

It's good to be king

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey faggots I'm drunk and looking for buttBlitz for some edgy fun, do any of you Satancucks know where I can find him?

Be back in 15

Almost off work

@⚡Blitz⚡

He is carving swastikas on women

“Women”

@Bowlfredo von Grossmann XIV I'm not a nigger but mambo sauce is fucking delicious

I never saw a vagene

lol i temp blocked sammy for satan posting

that's why

Sends bobs and vagne please sos

@YUGE where you from, bruh?

MD

noice

are you spiritchef?

Block me faggot

ever gotten a chicken box and a half and half at a real nigger tier chicken spot in baltimore?

I’ll ranch your boipussy while Jesus watches

no, but i have in pg county

bulletproof glass

Spiritchef? no

selling blunt roll ups

scratch offs

grape drank and 40s

Sheeeeeeeit, grew up about an hour south of there

charles co

PG has gotten dark as fuck

???

south

i grew up in moco

i'll unblock sammy, but if he keeps blaspheme posting, i'll reblock him

South of Waldorf, I think you can figure that out

Damn right I hit up that Golden Corral. What a thanksgiving feast for me. I had all you can eat Thanksgiving food with all the fixin’s. MMMMMM. Turkey, stuffing, ham, mashed taters, you name it it was there. All of which I drowned in ranch, of course. Also had some pumpkin pie for desert(yes, I put ranch on it). But my favorite part was the Chocolate Wonderfall. Golden Corral really outdid themselves with the Chocolate Wonderfall. It was so awesome, wow. Words can not describe it. The staff there got onto me though. I took a marshmallow, dipped it in ranch, and then dipped it in the chocolate wonderfall. They got mad that I contaminated it with ranch, so they had to shut it down. But the white chocolate and caramel wonderfalls were still open. So I dipped my pumpkin pie into the white chocolate one and they got mad again because a chunk of the pie broke off and got into it. I hate caramel so I didn’t bother with that one. I instead decided to finish off with some cotton candy. Delicious, especially after I ranched that baby up!

ahhh, ok

You must not be able to block me

I can still see your posts

waldorf is pretty niggerish

good charlotte is from there lol

yea

I knew those guys

those fake punk kikes

Lol he can't see your''' ':REEEs

well, not directly, I knew their family members

What a christcuck

i went to a casualities concert at 930 club. benji showed up in his escalade. he had to be escorted out the back door by security for his safety lol.

I’m going to rape and gas him on the day of the bowl

Want to know the real musical genius to come out of that area?

i unblocked you, faggot

dave matthews?

That's a nice thing to say Sammy and glad you forgive him yes jesus was great wasn't he.

Damm

@Bowlfredo von Grossmann XIV nah, this dude named Danny Gatton, he died in the 90s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbNKMlrkHMc

never heard of him

where was he from?

nobody ever did

clutch is from moco

Chuck co

So when is commifornia gonna have that long overdue earthquake and sink that shithole into the sea?.....anyone?

hootie and the blowjobs are also from moco

I saw him when I was a little kid

must have been right before he died

Atomwaffen is planning to cause an earthquake soon

seattle is along the fault line too

he was on austin city limits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvP2for9pT4

@Vic_Mackey you'll appreciate that ^

actually, danny gatton does sound kinda familiar

As long as the state of Jefferson and San Diego are okay, i can sacrifice the rest of California

@Sammy Woodchipperz if AWD does that I will send them all of my money and the shirt off my back too

i would read guitar world growing up in hs

might have seen him there

very possible

If TWP eat enough they can stand on the fault line and jump.

^

^

How old are you @Bowlfredo von Grossmann XIV ?