#bowlnut_gallery (Discord ID: 313367111546175490) in Bowl Patrol, page 18


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2018-01-24 19:32:13 UTC
2018-01-24 19:32:15 UTC

?

2018-01-24 19:32:44 UTC

if so i need to be the one to make the call. act like its a noraml interview at first, like im anglin and im playing ball with flounder eyes

2018-01-24 19:33:27 UTC

ill play nice then 2 minutes in ill start asking her if she grew up near a nuclear power plant

2018-01-24 19:33:42 UTC

Lol your similar but not the same

2018-01-24 19:33:57 UTC

as long as i can fool her for a while. ill cough ad say i have a cold

2018-01-24 19:34:05 UTC
2018-01-24 19:34:44 UTC

You could easily be mistaken for Anglin by fetal alcohol syndrome journalists

2018-01-24 19:36:42 UTC

lmao

2018-01-24 19:45:17 UTC

Radioactive journalists

2018-01-24 19:47:00 UTC

"ok [REDACTED] i will meet you somewhere, but my buddys have to sweep the area with a geiger counter first, i wear hazmat gear, and you have to stay inside of a lead cage to limit some of the radioactive waves emitting from that melted flounder face of yours"

2018-01-24 20:28:02 UTC

Oh shit, what time are we doing this, i definitely wanna be around for that shit

2018-01-24 20:37:38 UTC

Same

2018-01-24 20:39:41 UTC

Me too

2018-01-24 20:57:44 UTC

@everyone [REDACTED] Crank Call II: Electric Boogaloo will happen once I'm off work and can get someone on speakerphone to broadcast my line in VC. I'll also need @Illegal Aryan or @WhiteTrash to record it.

2018-01-24 20:58:14 UTC

Anyone in here is welcome to participate since it will be a party line

2018-01-24 20:58:33 UTC

I'll be away from my puter for a few days and can't record it

2018-01-24 20:58:43 UTC

Should be fun dude

2018-01-24 20:58:55 UTC

I'm off around 5/5:30pm Pacific Time

2018-01-24 20:59:02 UTC

Ol flounder face

2018-01-24 20:59:05 UTC

<:trump:340801972573831169>

2018-01-24 20:59:09 UTC

<:hellyeah:376968731156414464>

2018-01-24 20:59:11 UTC

<:bowlyeah:397544508507815946>

2018-01-24 20:59:12 UTC

Damn it

2018-01-24 20:59:44 UTC

I wonder how much ranch she'll swallow this time...

2018-01-24 20:59:54 UTC

Not off of work til like 930 - 10 pm East coast time

2018-01-24 20:59:55 UTC

<:cantwell:359477375723110412> <:ranch:375588455511490570>

2018-01-24 21:00:06 UTC

<:trump:340801972573831169>

2018-01-24 21:00:12 UTC

Guys gotta record that shit

2018-01-24 21:00:57 UTC

Changed the caller ID

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405829351603437578/Screenshot_2018-01-24-13-00-12-1.png

2018-01-24 21:01:31 UTC

@MACrusader we can do the call at 7pm Pac time then

2018-01-24 21:02:10 UTC

πŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

2018-01-24 21:02:25 UTC

@Vic_Mackey Dont let me hold up the lulz , just record it. I will be on later

2018-01-24 21:02:46 UTC

We need Chipper Boggs on the line though

2018-01-24 21:03:01 UTC

Hahahaha

2018-01-24 21:05:16 UTC

yee

2018-01-24 21:05:46 UTC

Illegal got the drops , unfortuneatly nibba

2018-01-24 21:07:04 UTC

@Vic_Mackey so wait is that like 8 - 830pm over here where God still pays attention

2018-01-24 21:07:17 UTC

Lol

2018-01-24 21:35:46 UTC
2018-01-24 21:36:06 UTC

i reinstalled windows recently will have to reinstall recording stuff

2018-01-24 21:36:48 UTC

probly gonna miss it taking the lil ones out to eat and shit in hour and a half

2018-01-24 21:47:22 UTC

@WhiteTrash in about 3.5/4 hours

2018-01-24 21:47:30 UTC

Unless we wait for Daaaaahhhhhnie

2018-01-24 21:47:57 UTC

i may be back

2018-01-24 21:48:04 UTC

probably not :\

2018-01-24 21:48:07 UTC

i always miss all the fun

2018-01-24 21:48:21 UTC

I'm not doing it unless you're available to record so I'll just wait

2018-01-24 21:48:40 UTC

may as well get everything setup now

2018-01-24 21:49:05 UTC

Let's test it rn in Verbowl Poasting

2018-01-24 21:49:13 UTC

Just me talking

2018-01-24 21:53:36 UTC

Anyone heard from Chipper Boggs?

2018-01-24 21:54:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405842758511755264/BowlcutBaby.mp3

2018-01-24 21:54:22 UTC

Hail Hortler

2018-01-24 21:54:34 UTC

1589

2018-01-24 21:55:59 UTC
2018-01-24 21:56:05 UTC

setting everything up

2018-01-24 21:56:09 UTC

gotta reboot too :\

2018-01-24 21:56:14 UTC

I'm gonna start making hardbass

2018-01-24 21:56:14 UTC

Oosh

2018-01-24 21:59:48 UTC

do I need to commission a reprint of Siege or is there anyone doing sales at a reasonable price that already has

2018-01-24 21:59:59 UTC

Nobody is selling siege right now

2018-01-24 22:00:07 UTC

Unless you want to buy an old edition

2018-01-24 22:00:14 UTC

I thought NRM was

2018-01-24 22:00:17 UTC

welp that sorts my course of action

2018-01-24 22:00:31 UTC

Fuck siege. Read the talmud.

2018-01-24 22:00:39 UTC

^woke

2018-01-24 22:00:50 UTC

If you want siege you either have to buy it from somebody who already has a copy or make it yourself

2018-01-24 22:01:19 UTC

Is anyone going to be mad if I have chinks print it to cut costs?

2018-01-24 22:01:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405844577719812097/James_Mason_-_Siege.pdf

2018-01-24 22:01:37 UTC

Because I don't know a printer in CONUS that'll do it

2018-01-24 22:02:04 UTC

The current distributor lacks reliable people to mail it out otherwise it would be purchasable still

2018-01-24 22:02:12 UTC

oh

2018-01-24 22:03:18 UTC

All the internet printers shut him out

2018-01-24 22:03:24 UTC

So he has to print it himself

2018-01-24 22:05:05 UTC

I bet some Alibaba gook will do it

2018-01-24 22:05:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405845545895067668/PicsArt_01-21-12.22.38.jpg

2018-01-24 22:05:22 UTC

I bet some Alibaba gook will do it

2018-01-24 22:05:29 UTC

Pick up a copy at your local Home Depot.

2018-01-24 22:05:52 UTC

Only $15.89

2018-01-24 22:05:55 UTC

lulu wont even do it

2018-01-24 22:06:01 UTC

and lulu will print anything

2018-01-24 22:06:21 UTC

I should make a professional looking ad

2018-01-24 22:06:28 UTC

Advertising it as available at home dpot

2018-01-24 22:06:32 UTC

For 15.89

2018-01-24 22:07:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405846030425522207/PicsArt_01-24-01.01.55.png

2018-01-24 22:08:25 UTC

for a fee ill find a printing press to do it in cambowldia

2018-01-24 22:09:51 UTC

or maybe mason can use the xerox in the break room at home depot

2018-01-24 22:10:44 UTC

i can imagine mason hunched over a xerox machine hes not supposed to use at home depot rubbing his hands together salivating over the fact that hes screwing over "the man" by using up all their ink and paper

2018-01-24 22:18:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405848884183564289/giphy.gif

2018-01-24 22:18:53 UTC

STAB STAB STAB

2018-01-24 22:23:19 UTC

someone come in vc for a sec so ic an test this recording

2018-01-24 22:23:49 UTC

can you hear me

2018-01-24 22:23:54 UTC

nope

2018-01-24 22:23:58 UTC

hrm

2018-01-24 22:24:04 UTC

i mean i can hear you

2018-01-24 22:24:07 UTC

but the recording isn't picking it up

2018-01-24 22:28:42 UTC

If your eyes aren't blue you're a nigger

2018-01-24 22:28:44 UTC

tbqh fam

2018-01-24 22:29:12 UTC

Unless you have blonde hair

2018-01-24 22:29:23 UTC

if you have blond hair but eye color other than blue you're a jew

2018-01-24 22:30:56 UTC

WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T HAVE BLUE EYES?

2018-01-24 22:31:32 UTC

T-T

2018-01-24 22:34:01 UTC

What about green?

2018-01-24 22:35:37 UTC

@Vic_Mackey is a haji because he has brown eyes

2018-01-24 22:39:35 UTC

blue eyed snow monkeys

2018-01-24 22:40:11 UTC

you know the scandinavians didnt create a structure over 1 story up until like the 1600s, just like the niggers

2018-01-24 22:40:18 UTC

If you aren't high concentrate cro-mag nordid you're getting the rope

2018-01-24 22:40:26 UTC

>tfw hadji too RIP me

2018-01-24 22:40:36 UTC

the nord negro connection

2018-01-24 22:40:52 UTC

jarl bluegums

2018-01-24 22:41:03 UTC

im gonna have to go all lazia on you if you keep dissing muh brown eyes

2018-01-24 22:41:21 UTC

I made you guys a new Roof cutout.

2018-01-24 22:41:40 UTC

http://sciencenordic.com/scandinavians-are-earliest-europeans

All non-nordics are getting cleansed on Rahowa as you are all foreign squatters on european soil

2018-01-24 22:41:40 UTC

Because my love for you all is only surpassed by my love for Roof.

2018-01-24 22:43:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405855040201424897/1516833647609.png

2018-01-24 22:43:22 UTC

***1 4 8 8 D E A T H T O G E S T A***

2018-01-24 22:43:37 UTC

I fucking hate Gesta

2018-01-24 22:43:48 UTC

Relationship ended with Gesta. Now Frank is my boyfriend.

2018-01-24 22:43:50 UTC

Blitz is mad because I wont respond to his gay nightcore

2018-01-24 22:48:16 UTC

GOD I WISH I WAS THAT SPIDER

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405856360190836737/1502956746064-cara_delevingne_id_Magazine_12.jpg

2018-01-24 22:48:22 UTC

CRAWLING ALL OVER MUMMY CARA'S FACE

2018-01-24 22:49:43 UTC

@Sammy Woodchipperz tbf they're forest green

2018-01-24 22:49:55 UTC

They just look brown without good light

2018-01-24 22:50:38 UTC

Can confirm, wear sunglasses most of the day outside because of how light sensitive that type is

2018-01-24 22:50:56 UTC

@Vic_Mackey would you fuck cara

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405857028058382338/best-eyelashes-cara-delevingne.jpg

2018-01-24 22:50:58 UTC

@Blitz ⚑ you know she's part jew, right?

2018-01-24 22:51:06 UTC

yeah i dont give a fuck id rape the shit out of her

2018-01-24 22:51:11 UTC

shes like 1/16th

2018-01-24 22:51:13 UTC

<:BRJ:393720569029197825>

2018-01-24 22:51:27 UTC

I would do hideous things to her anus.

2018-01-24 22:51:32 UTC

Lol

2018-01-24 22:52:00 UTC

I can see you recreating Sammy's story with her

2018-01-24 22:52:04 UTC

I'd watch you fuck Cara, Vic. I'd get great pleasure from it.

2018-01-24 22:52:37 UTC

No eye contact though

2018-01-24 22:54:36 UTC

o-okay

2018-01-24 22:54:45 UTC

just let me sit in the corner and watch though please

2018-01-24 22:54:56 UTC

Who is this Tara trap

2018-01-24 22:55:05 UTC

cara delavigne

2018-01-24 22:55:08 UTC

shes my new wife

2018-01-24 22:55:21 UTC

me on the left

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405858143676006411/1515811006420.jpg

2018-01-24 22:55:26 UTC

I'd pee in her butt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405858163447955457/SWIM164_TK3_05284-rawWMFinal1920.jpg

2018-01-24 22:55:31 UTC

6'2"

2018-01-24 22:55:31 UTC

she's pretty average looking

2018-01-24 22:55:36 UTC

the fuck is wrong with that body

2018-01-24 22:55:53 UTC

It doesn't look like a 12 year old's

2018-01-24 22:55:56 UTC

That's what

2018-01-24 22:56:01 UTC

ah right

2018-01-24 22:56:12 UTC

1/16th nigga please

2018-01-24 22:56:13 UTC

hey vic check out this cool pic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405858359317626900/1483280092627.jpg

2018-01-24 22:56:19 UTC

Lol

2018-01-24 22:56:31 UTC

#ranched

2018-01-24 22:56:52 UTC

1/16th is alot different than a full blown billy yenta

2018-01-24 22:57:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405858565006295050/1515879726468.jpg

2018-01-24 22:57:56 UTC

vic im pissed off

2018-01-24 22:58:12 UTC

this dumb fucking whore goes and cuts a bunch of meaningless shit into her legs the entire time

2018-01-24 22:58:28 UTC

but i ask her to cut "READ SIEGE" into her leg for a dank meme, and she refuses

2018-01-24 22:58:34 UTC

this is why i hate women

2018-01-24 22:58:46 UTC

<:lynch:340800605373071367>

2018-01-24 22:59:12 UTC

She needs to be pranked

2018-01-24 23:00:03 UTC

Tell her slicing Bring Me the Horizon lyrics into her fat legs won't bring her father back.

2018-01-24 23:00:48 UTC

I'm her daddy now

2018-01-24 23:00:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405859543185358848/virgin_rope_chad_blitz.jpg

2018-01-24 23:00:58 UTC

best meme

2018-01-24 23:01:03 UTC

Hahaha

2018-01-24 23:01:09 UTC

Saved

2018-01-24 23:01:45 UTC

the thot i cucked rope with is heading up my place soon

2018-01-24 23:02:07 UTC

gonna rawdog that tight NS pussy

2018-01-24 23:02:20 UTC

#NeverLearningFromYourMistakes

2018-01-24 23:03:02 UTC

Where did that running gag with the cartoon cat head come from?

2018-01-24 23:03:15 UTC

The one being squeezed

2018-01-24 23:05:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405860576758071309/CROSLGG.png

2018-01-24 23:05:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405860577228095498/CROSLGG.png

2018-01-24 23:05:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405860579065200640/CROSLGG.png

2018-01-24 23:05:06 UTC

you mean this? @Vic_Mackey

2018-01-24 23:05:07 UTC

Lol

2018-01-24 23:05:09 UTC

Yeah

2018-01-24 23:05:14 UTC

i dont know but its fucking annoying

2018-01-24 23:05:24 UTC

rope used to spam it to me the entire time

2018-01-24 23:05:30 UTC

i think its from tom and jerry

2018-01-24 23:06:05 UTC

Looks like the cat Pepe Le Pew chased

2018-01-24 23:06:46 UTC

The virgin Snagglepuss
The chad Le Pew

2018-01-24 23:12:18 UTC

Did you guys call Reeve again yet

2018-01-24 23:12:33 UTC

Still at work nigger

2018-01-24 23:12:47 UTC

Same Ricky martin

2018-01-24 23:13:00 UTC

Thought you said 530

2018-01-24 23:13:17 UTC

Oh right West coast time

2018-01-24 23:18:45 UTC

Hurr durr

2018-01-24 23:23:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405865170439634964/Screenshot_2018-01-24-18-22-332.png

2018-01-24 23:23:51 UTC

What position do you think he played?

2018-01-24 23:23:58 UTC

Receiver probably

2018-01-24 23:24:17 UTC

oof

2018-01-24 23:24:20 UTC

gay joke

2018-01-24 23:24:27 UTC

good one

2018-01-24 23:25:23 UTC

That was pretty good one [REDACTED]

2018-01-24 23:30:36 UTC

wide receiver

2018-01-24 23:33:24 UTC

used to be a tight end

2018-01-24 23:33:25 UTC

not any more

2018-01-24 23:34:08 UTC

just imagine enoch staring into spencers gaping asshole with his beady eyes

2018-01-24 23:35:27 UTC

oh god

2018-01-24 23:35:33 UTC

don't make me think of such tings

2018-01-24 23:35:40 UTC

i've hung out with em both together a few times

2018-01-24 23:35:40 UTC

lol

2018-01-24 23:36:06 UTC

I wrote a story similar to that

2018-01-24 23:36:22 UTC

did someone in here give me escape from tarkov

2018-01-24 23:36:22 UTC

methinks you've inspired me to write part 3 for the Furbaby Chronicles

2018-01-24 23:38:03 UTC

god who gave me this fucking game

2018-01-24 23:38:04 UTC

reeee

2018-01-24 23:38:42 UTC

what is escape from tarkov

2018-01-24 23:39:15 UTC

its an fps

2018-01-24 23:39:18 UTC

i might build a cheap gaming pc in cambowldia so i can game with you fags but will it work? will i be able to play in your servers even though im in asia?

2018-01-24 23:39:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405869222229573632/PicsArt_01-24-05.49.31.jpg

2018-01-24 23:39:35 UTC

Can anyone do a decent cutout of that gun and bullets?

2018-01-24 23:39:36 UTC

@TheBowlFather some games work better than others

2018-01-24 23:39:43 UTC

my buddy in taiwan had trouble playing certain games with us

2018-01-24 23:39:43 UTC

That's the famous niggerkiller.

2018-01-24 23:39:47 UTC

but blizzard games and shit would always work fine

2018-01-24 23:40:11 UTC

thats my only real source of asian knowledge

2018-01-24 23:40:18 UTC

they say internet is pretty good in cambowldia and i would play on signapore servers

2018-01-24 23:40:45 UTC

i'm sure like gta online would work fine

2018-01-24 23:40:58 UTC

yea but ill need a really fancy computer for that right

2018-01-24 23:41:05 UTC

eh

2018-01-24 23:41:14 UTC

the requirements aren't that high

2018-01-24 23:41:21 UTC

i mean if you want it to look super awesome yeah

2018-01-24 23:41:44 UTC

my apartment comes with wifi

2018-01-24 23:41:56 UTC

but id have to pay for internet so i can have it hardwired to the router right?

2018-01-24 23:41:59 UTC

but i played it forever on a $50 video card

2018-01-24 23:42:19 UTC

i have no idea how their internet works there

2018-01-24 23:42:36 UTC

well you cant really game on wifi right? not fast enough?

2018-01-24 23:42:39 UTC

like even here right?

2018-01-24 23:42:53 UTC

nah it'll work

2018-01-24 23:42:57 UTC

its just not preferred by me

2018-01-24 23:43:00 UTC

but i know plenty of people who do

2018-01-24 23:46:40 UTC

well they probably don't prefer it they just don't care yknow

2018-01-24 23:46:58 UTC

i get all autistic and run network cables all over apartments

2018-01-24 23:55:18 UTC

I made you a new png.

2018-01-24 23:55:34 UTC

Is anyone here a bowlcultist?

2018-01-24 23:59:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313367111546175490/405874391734419467/1516838049899.png

2018-01-25 00:03:15 UTC

Polo

2018-01-25 00:03:31 UTC

Our brand/

2018-01-25 00:03:45 UTC

do niggers still wear that shit

2018-01-25 00:04:56 UTC

marco

2018-01-25 00:04:56 UTC

bowlo

2018-01-25 00:05:15 UTC

@Vic_Mackey is there a correlation between eye color and light sensitivity? I have to wear sunglasses too.

2018-01-25 00:06:30 UTC

Yeah there is, which makes sense since it absorbs less light and let’s more into the eye

2018-01-25 00:07:16 UTC

Yo did the phone call happen yet?

2018-01-25 00:07:27 UTC

nah vic gets off work in like hour and a half

2018-01-25 00:07:35 UTC

i think

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