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2019-06-17 04:33:50 UTC

Tfw fried won't share his furry collection

2019-06-17 04:36:12 UTC

old terrain is epic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589950874902724658/590036955836710915/unknown.png

2019-06-17 04:36:39 UTC

Is that the blood of Muslims?

2019-06-17 04:36:42 UTC

im so upset

2019-06-17 04:36:43 UTC

no

2019-06-17 04:36:45 UTC

im trying

2019-06-17 04:36:54 UTC

crying

2019-06-17 04:36:59 UTC

Bring your gf back

2019-06-17 04:37:08 UTC

Bring your black gf back Tom

2019-06-17 04:37:16 UTC

I wanna bully her more

2019-06-17 04:37:17 UTC

the crow is still alive, but he's tired.

2019-06-17 04:37:23 UTC

i shook him to feed him

2019-06-17 04:37:28 UTC

he opened his eyes for a second

2019-06-17 04:37:30 UTC

then shut them again

2019-06-17 04:37:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589950874902724658/590037302621765643/20190616183722_1.jpg

2019-06-17 04:37:40 UTC

Stop shaking animals nigga

2019-06-17 04:37:41 UTC

he's going to sleep now

2019-06-17 04:37:51 UTC

and he probably wont wake up

2019-06-17 04:38:02 UTC

Wake me up inside

2019-06-17 04:38:10 UTC

(can't wake up)

2019-06-17 04:38:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589950874902724658/590037581018955776/birdshock.gif

2019-06-17 04:39:20 UTC

Fat

2019-06-17 04:39:24 UTC

Negro

2019-06-17 04:45:16 UTC

did you give him water

2019-06-17 04:46:11 UTC

yes

2019-06-17 04:46:26 UTC

@Gordon Frohman some other people are also making a map

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589950874902724658/590039531047092225/sub2pew.webm

2019-06-17 04:46:29 UTC

@Double Negative I both left water in there

2019-06-17 04:46:40 UTC

and used a syringe thing to drop it into his mouth

2019-06-17 04:47:23 UTC

I changed the name in lieu of Cybergay 2077

2019-06-17 04:47:42 UTC

cybergay 2077 isnt coming out until like

2019-06-17 04:47:43 UTC

2068

2019-06-17 04:47:44 UTC

lol that ones pretty good

2019-06-17 04:48:01 UTC

time to copy

2019-06-17 04:48:03 UTC

bet they're gonna delay the 2020 release date

2019-06-17 04:48:09 UTC

maybe he's just tired and going to sleep for the night

2019-06-17 04:48:12 UTC

I doubt it hough

2019-06-17 04:48:21 UTC

at least he's relaxed

2019-06-17 04:50:12 UTC

Haha guys its 2077 remember that one game from 2020 that predicted how we would live like this is so wacky can you like my recent instagram post

2019-06-17 04:50:55 UTC

ok crue

2019-06-17 04:51:05 UTC

im so upset

2019-06-17 04:52:03 UTC

Okay gimme the link

2019-06-17 04:52:05 UTC

I'll like it

2019-06-17 04:52:08 UTC

thomas

2019-06-17 04:52:11 UTC

(then unlike it)

2019-06-17 04:52:12 UTC

its nature man

2019-06-17 04:52:18 UTC

doesn't mean it's not sad

2019-06-17 04:52:20 UTC

you did the best you could

2019-06-17 04:52:22 UTC

@Gordon Frohman if only FurFag didn't kick my bot

2019-06-17 04:52:24 UTC

yes nature is fucked

2019-06-17 04:52:31 UTC

but thats just how it is

2019-06-17 04:52:42 UTC

@Fried snitches get stitches

2019-06-17 04:52:52 UTC

@Fried snitches get stitches

2019-06-17 04:52:59 UTC

it was a baby bird who had it's entire life ripped away due to something it couldn't help

2019-06-17 04:53:06 UTC

it fucking tried as hard as it could to survive

2019-06-17 04:53:10 UTC

yeah

2019-06-17 04:53:12 UTC

but god said fuck you

2019-06-17 04:53:19 UTC

or whatever higher being

2019-06-17 04:53:23 UTC

i know how it feels

2019-06-17 04:53:25 UTC

decided it wasn't worth keeping around

2019-06-17 04:53:59 UTC

It tried so hard

2019-06-17 04:54:02 UTC

And got so far

2019-06-17 04:54:05 UTC

But in the end

2019-06-17 04:54:13 UTC

It doesn't even matter

2019-06-17 04:54:16 UTC

at least I kept it alive for it to keep trying as long as it could @Gordon Frohman

2019-06-17 04:54:19 UTC

One thing

2019-06-17 04:54:21 UTC

now it's done all it can

2019-06-17 04:54:23 UTC

I don't know why

2019-06-17 04:54:26 UTC

and it's tired

2019-06-17 04:54:29 UTC

and now it's going to go to sleep

2019-06-17 04:54:30 UTC

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

2019-06-17 04:54:31 UTC

thats all that matters

2019-06-17 04:54:42 UTC

In the eeeeeeend

2019-06-17 04:54:44 UTC

at least he was given the chance to try

2019-06-17 04:54:50 UTC

I tried so hard

2019-06-17 04:54:54 UTC

even though any chance of success wasn't possible

2019-06-17 04:54:56 UTC

And got so faaaar

2019-06-17 04:55:08 UTC

But in the end it doesn't even matterrrrr

2019-06-17 04:55:27 UTC

.yt in the end Linkin park

2019-06-17 04:55:32 UTC

Yfw

2019-06-17 04:55:46 UTC

trap remix

2019-06-17 04:56:03 UTC

@Gordon Frohman you should've seen him man

2019-06-17 04:56:07 UTC

I didn't want the remix

2019-06-17 04:56:12 UTC

Fucking zoomers

2019-06-17 04:56:13 UTC

he put all his effort into moving around

2019-06-17 04:56:26 UTC

with his one wing

2019-06-17 04:56:28 UTC

and fucked up legs

2019-06-17 04:56:34 UTC

<:zoomer:548787209235464193> <:zoomer:548787209235464193> <:zoomer:548787209235464193>

2019-06-17 04:56:41 UTC

how did you find him?

2019-06-17 04:56:49 UTC

With his eyes

2019-06-17 04:56:54 UTC

the first day he was on the neighbors lawn

2019-06-17 04:56:59 UTC

i thought he hit a window or something

2019-06-17 04:57:05 UTC

and was either dazed or dying

2019-06-17 04:57:08 UTC

so I left him

2019-06-17 04:57:16 UTC

the next day he was in the gutter

2019-06-17 04:57:18 UTC

That's when Tom had an idea

2019-06-17 04:57:19 UTC

so I fed him

2019-06-17 04:57:28 UTC

and brought him to my backyard

2019-06-17 04:57:32 UTC

He grabbed the crow and put it in the femur breaker

2019-06-17 04:57:42 UTC

he had a day in my backyard

2019-06-17 04:57:48 UTC

today was the second day

2019-06-17 04:57:51 UTC

and probably the last day

2019-06-17 04:58:19 UTC

Tom discovers empathy

2019-06-17 04:58:23 UTC

Baby steps

2019-06-17 04:58:53 UTC

fuck off

2019-06-17 04:59:24 UTC

@Gordon Frohman i bought catfood for him

2019-06-17 05:00:03 UTC

<:honk:574413163395547147>

2019-06-17 05:01:42 UTC

I fed him

2019-06-17 05:01:48 UTC

i was sure he would make it

2019-06-17 05:01:51 UTC

then i saw the wing

2019-06-17 05:02:42 UTC

now he's sleeping, i bet

2019-06-17 05:03:06 UTC

how cold does it get at night

2019-06-17 05:03:14 UTC

uh

2019-06-17 05:03:28 UTC

lemme check

2019-06-17 05:03:44 UTC

it'll be 10 celsius tonight

2019-06-17 05:03:46 UTC

so not cold

2019-06-17 05:03:52 UTC

what were you going to suggest @Gordon Frohman

2019-06-17 05:04:13 UTC

just wondering if its too cold or too hot for it

2019-06-17 05:05:30 UTC

it was probably too hot for him today, but I gave him shade

2019-06-17 05:05:47 UTC

10 Celsius is comfortable

2019-06-17 05:07:48 UTC

@Gordon Frohman so it's the same situation I started with

2019-06-17 05:07:50 UTC

hows this for a moslem tower thing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589950874902724658/590044918085582858/unknown.png

2019-06-17 05:07:58 UTC

I thought the crow was going to die

2019-06-17 05:08:03 UTC

I made sure he was comfortable

2019-06-17 05:08:08 UTC

so im doing the same thing now

2019-06-17 05:08:10 UTC

4 days later

2019-06-17 05:10:13 UTC

at least hes comfortable

2019-06-17 05:10:52 UTC

yeah

2019-06-17 05:10:54 UTC

very cool muslim tower thing

2019-06-17 05:10:55 UTC

at least there's that

2019-06-17 05:11:12 UTC

@Gordon Frohman I was very distraught when he wasnt responding to my small pokes

2019-06-17 05:11:18 UTC

so I shook his back and picked him up

2019-06-17 05:11:23 UTC

and he opened his eye

2019-06-17 05:11:26 UTC

slowly cosed it

2019-06-17 05:11:29 UTC

"fuck off"

2019-06-17 05:11:30 UTC

i realized then

2019-06-17 05:11:38 UTC

i can't really help anymore

2019-06-17 05:12:33 UTC
2019-06-17 05:13:29 UTC

yeah if his wing was broken he wouldn't have healed

2019-06-17 05:13:44 UTC

the bone was outside

2019-06-17 05:14:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589950874902724658/590046507130945536/8ee.png

2019-06-17 05:14:18 UTC

@Leaf me alone he couldn't control his entire left wing since the bone was broken leading to the rest of the wing

2019-06-17 05:14:23 UTC

meaning all he could do was move that bone

2019-06-17 05:14:27 UTC

and drag the other wing along

2019-06-17 05:15:20 UTC

gordon

2019-06-17 05:15:23 UTC

im almost there

2019-06-17 05:15:48 UTC

also

2019-06-17 05:15:55 UTC

why is there a gap in the british tech try

2019-06-17 05:16:01 UTC

the bird is fucked tom

2019-06-17 05:16:03 UTC

there is barely anything between 3.0 and 4.0

2019-06-17 05:16:06 UTC
2019-06-17 05:16:22 UTC

he's dying outside right now

2019-06-17 05:16:26 UTC

and in the morning he will be dead

2019-06-17 05:17:01 UTC

p 07?

2019-06-17 05:17:18 UTC

Left my keyboard open on my phone

2019-06-17 05:17:45 UTC

>Tom has dying bird
TIME TO PLAY TANKS NIGGA WEW

2019-06-17 05:18:02 UTC

he cant do anything else

2019-06-17 05:18:09 UTC

besides letting nature take its course

2019-06-17 05:18:12 UTC

hes done all that he could

2019-06-17 05:18:21 UTC

Give it morphine

2019-06-17 05:18:31 UTC

take it to a vet

2019-06-17 05:18:40 UTC

or a bird conservation

2019-06-17 05:19:00 UTC

or a fucking shovel

2019-06-17 05:19:00 UTC

Eat crow <:strawman:372034857099984897>

2019-06-17 05:19:10 UTC

Become like Gordon

2019-06-17 05:19:19 UTC

Uh

2019-06-17 05:19:23 UTC

Don't eat crows

2019-06-17 05:19:26 UTC

looking better

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589950874902724658/590047837165846528/20190616191915_1.jpg

2019-06-17 05:19:32 UTC

>he's relaxed
>dying on the ground with a broken wing

2019-06-17 05:19:37 UTC

I wonder what crow tastes like

2019-06-17 05:19:40 UTC

If it's good enough for the chinks

2019-06-17 05:19:44 UTC

@Leaf me alone he's not in pain

2019-06-17 05:19:45 UTC

<:strawman:372034857099984897>

2019-06-17 05:19:47 UTC

he was never in pain

2019-06-17 05:19:52 UTC

what the

2019-06-17 05:19:54 UTC

how do you know

2019-06-17 05:19:58 UTC

At a point, you have to do it

2019-06-17 05:20:00 UTC

Trust me

2019-06-17 05:20:04 UTC

Bird telepathy

2019-06-17 05:20:07 UTC

ok leaf i guess old men dying in hospitals arent dying at peace either

2019-06-17 05:20:15 UTC

@Gordon Frohman no they aren't

2019-06-17 05:20:20 UTC

tinker tom: bird whisperer

2019-06-17 05:20:21 UTC

๐Ÿ˜’

2019-06-17 05:20:24 UTC

Tom is well versed in bird law

2019-06-17 05:20:37 UTC

because the only time he ever made a noise was when I went to feed him, he'd squeek and then open up his mouth, and for most of the time, he moved around without wincing

2019-06-17 05:20:41 UTC

dying old people usually don't have broken bones

2019-06-17 05:20:47 UTC

old men dying in hospitals often go other places to die

2019-06-17 05:20:51 UTC

but they do have failing organs

2019-06-17 05:20:56 UTC

Unless they fall

2019-06-17 05:20:56 UTC

and they're in a relaxed environment

2019-06-17 05:20:58 UTC

and other bodily problems

2019-06-17 05:21:25 UTC

and Toms lawn is not a hospital

2019-06-17 05:21:28 UTC

bro if I was old and dying in the middle of a field with predators everywhere

2019-06-17 05:21:38 UTC

i would be worried

2019-06-17 05:22:03 UTC

Especially sexual predators

2019-06-17 05:22:11 UTC

he's in a fence

2019-06-17 05:22:15 UTC

the call was coming from inside toms house

2019-06-17 05:22:26 UTC

But who was phone?

2019-06-17 05:22:28 UTC

@Gordon Frohman he's sleeping now

2019-06-17 05:22:30 UTC

birb

2019-06-17 05:22:37 UTC

:O

2019-06-17 05:22:55 UTC

Can bird into phone?

2019-06-17 05:23:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589950874902724658/590048797934223381/crowrude.webm

2019-06-17 05:24:22 UTC

Hello this is bird

2019-06-17 05:24:40 UTC

Moshi Moshi Jesus desu

2019-06-17 05:25:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589950874902724658/590049384394129430/crowcop.jpg

2019-06-17 05:26:18 UTC

Detective Croooooooow

2019-06-17 05:27:03 UTC

Tom pick up phone ok?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589950874902724658/590049753388285952/15607492092977172531315293871044.jpg

2019-06-17 05:27:17 UTC

@Gordon Frohman i wish i could do more man

2019-06-17 05:27:52 UTC

You can recruit more crows

2019-06-17 05:28:00 UTC

Create a murder

2019-06-17 05:28:12 UTC

Legally

2019-06-17 05:30:16 UTC

recreational murders

2019-06-17 05:31:39 UTC

i know thomas

2019-06-17 05:31:57 UTC

maybe get a pet crow?

2019-06-17 05:33:00 UTC

Get a whole army nigga

2019-06-17 05:33:06 UTC

Go big or go home

2019-06-17 05:33:15 UTC

What in the actual fuck is <#571528385738702849>

2019-06-17 05:33:21 UTC

Is Tom trying to obtain a spirit guide?

2019-06-17 05:33:28 UTC

@Gordon Frohman can you get a pet crow?

2019-06-17 05:33:29 UTC

What the fuck do you think it is? @Aviation Nation

2019-06-17 05:33:36 UTC

Not

2019-06-17 05:33:41 UTC

it's really gay

2019-06-17 05:33:44 UTC

Safe

2019-06-17 05:33:46 UTC

For

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Work

2019-06-17 05:33:49 UTC

Shit

2019-06-17 05:33:51 UTC

Posting

2019-06-17 05:33:54 UTC

and gross

2019-06-17 05:33:54 UTC

im not sure

2019-06-17 05:33:56 UTC

@Mart I donโ€™t know, you tell me what the fuck it is?

2019-06-17 05:34:06 UTC

Things which are

2019-06-17 05:34:11 UTC

Not safe for work

2019-06-17 05:34:12 UTC

And

2019-06-17 05:34:15 UTC

Shitposting

2019-06-17 05:34:54 UTC

Things which are not safe for work and heterosexual are located in <#571500213299314698> and <#571500234102800384> respectively

2019-06-17 05:35:15 UTC

Was that detailed enough?

2019-06-17 05:35:15 UTC
2019-06-17 05:35:18 UTC

I'll look into it

2019-06-17 05:35:39 UTC

Let me break it down for you really slow

2019-06-17 05:36:01 UTC

So you can understand between munching crayons

2019-06-17 05:36:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589950874902724658/590052042786209792/unknown.png

2019-06-17 05:36:12 UTC

Gay

2019-06-17 05:36:16 UTC

Stuff

2019-06-17 05:36:21 UTC

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