Then zhe smites Jack for being an asian cis-male, cis-het shitlord, and everyone celebrates by having a galaxy-wide fuckparty.

just insert Bill Nye the Weimar Guy as the new host of the show and you get your sheklels, goyim

Andre Anglin is mai nigga

Ouch, this is gonna be painful.

well at least virginity is something to behold I guess

fuck

the pressure on me in school though

I'm Christian, so having sex isn't important until marriage.

im an incel

unironically

@Master Sethern I'm not a virgin, but I kinda wish I was.

👉🏻 👌🏻

@vaultright Incel?

I threw mine away on someone I didn't care about. It was unpleasant.

@Master Sethern its a twitter meme, it means involuntarily celibate

@Master Sethern I was in a diversity school

Ahh, lol.

the pressure was intense so I wound up secluding myself

Fuck

fucking sucked tho

There should be an incel rehabilitation crew.

@Montanan that sounds great

"dude, why haven't ya gotten laid yet? sex is awesome" and man was it both annoying and embarassing

I had the chance to lose mine quite often in school, I assure you when I was in shape with the body of a god I did indeed have women throwing themselves at me. And when I say body of a god I don't mean like Arnold, or The Golden One, I was on the PT team of ROTC and was in good shape. I could do about 80 push ups, but I at the time was like 6'2 and 245.

hubba hubba

the amount of hatred and contempt I have for my state is infinite

@Master Sethern yeah i was also a chad in highschool

actually

I was lying about incel

Yeah, I've inherited my muscular body from my father's side of the family.

i just value myself

What's an Incel?

Someone who wants a family but can't?

Good on you, but don't wait until you're 40 to finally try to find someone, hopefully you start looking soon Vault.

someone who cant get laid

well, "getting laid" isn't important, I want a family

Changing someone's priorities and values would instantly cure incel

to becoming voluntarily celibate

YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING YOUNG

😭

^^^^

thank @melly

This guy

and statistically speaking, the less partners people have, the stronger and more meaningful the relationship gets

so down here I'm basically screwed

@melly No worries, we'll catch up.

@melly young?

@Nothing_Much isnt that only true for women though?

i'm 31 and yall are talking about being 19 and 22 and shit

we have some old fags no worries

I'm almost 25, so yeah.

@melly oldest person is like 50 something

@melly you're young 😃

@vaultright yeah that's what blackpills me into just not bothering with fixing up myself

and this fucking heat down here is driving me insane

Montanan just got ALL the brownie points, redeemable for real brownies

@melly I'm 26. I think I might be one of the oldest people here.

no way fireball

Yes way, vault

@Montanan is in his 40s

checkm8

Meh, "one of the oldest".

and Texas is older yet 😃

we have some hyperborean wizards that are like over 40 not even just @Montanan

Most I've seen are early 20s.

eyyy another texan!>

YOU MUST MAKE BABIES NOW

The race war needs it's troops.

no joke... when i was 18 and having a physical with some old asian lady doctor, she was like "ooh, you have hips for many babies!" and i just sat there like "uuuuuhhhhh"

How do you feel now?

< stil a virgin 😭

i always knew they were honorary

omg, thirty and virgin...

you're an anti-THOT

I'm on the fence about incel vs degeneracy

(bows)

thot?

thot means like slut

ah

That Hoe Over There.

that hoe over there ya

A village bicycle.

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1494976632905.jpg

someone tried REALLY hard when i was like 19 ... date plans fell through so he offered me to come to his aparent for beer and shit lol

I'll bet some actual healthy relationships could form out of like minded celebate invidividuals bonding.

i was like - i know what you're doing, you scarlet man

the eternal male

All hail St. Melly.

mellys light

while thots are a problem

he was a bit of an idiot though so i was like - meh, im too young for alcohol and my mom wants me home at a decent time so bye

men need to stop being sluts themselves

MGTOW and ESPECIALLY PUAs

IMO serial monogamy is not necessarily bad

@Nothing_Much I concur wholeheartedly.

hate those fuckers

and FPUAs

female PUAs?

Yeah. Burn them at the stake.