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so you luh that blahh man?

@GhostZThe ability to see demons in other people is a blessing or demoniac?

jesus will kill her with diabetes

@Beams89 Jesus will kiss her in stomach

She black!

And slow

big momma ate all da ribs

Black people in Russia look good. There are few fat asses

@thot destroyer your momma looks good today

@𝔾/𝔾 wtf does kissing her stomach even do

@Beams89 improve

improve what

Improve it

Lol

@𝔾/𝔾 No need to worry, relax into your lower diaphragm, relax your whole belly, whole body, let gravity pull you down. Any thoughts hiding in your head should be noticeable in any tensions.

noob

Interesting what Jesse think about this two

https://www.instagram.com/p/B39zyfdFamY/?igshid=1888by7jxb8tx

It's literally last dance of America

https://www.instagram.com/p/B395uzHp71C/?igshid=15oboiwj39eiq

My teefs hurt

I’m depressed

I have no friends

Everyday is a challenge for me

I just wanna die not gonna lie

Every single day

Can’t wait for the day

It happens

Fuck my life

100000 times

@Dilan you 100% russian

Why do u say that

That’s quite rude and disrespectful

You don’t even know me

Lol

Fk off dude

I wasn’t kidding

Wtf disrespectful? You have say some shit about russians

Blocked

Annoying

I never did

Liar

Your anus should be ready for Great comunist revolution

Hope u get banned

Kid

Anyway now I can’t see your text lol

@Dilan just kill yourself

Yeah you too

Never becouse I'm The Great Russian hope

Can’t wait till the mod sees this

@Dilan this Jesse stuff doesn't work

Another blocked

Look at my name

There is no hope

I give up

I'll kill myself

@Dilan you can cry all night

Beyyyddaa

Maybe

IDK I'ma lay in bed for a couple more days thinking about it

I guess I have some sort of issue

Nothing new

100%

I hate life

Your mother had some brain disorder. This is why you should overcome her

IDK if that's quite the problem

In modern society you can be comfortable beyyda.

I wish

Sounds nice

I'ma go look at some porn

See ya

But thinking about suicide will destroy you anyway

So it's only one way

Hi

Well it started when I was nine so I'm probably fucked anyway

Cause I killed a bunch of cats

Amongst other things

So what

God don't care bout no cats

His name must've been curiosity

Chinese niggas kill cats all da time

Yeah but I just did it cause I was mad

You want to know how I killed them?

With your dick

Huh

No

I'm not telling

What's the name of the type of church service Jesse has every Sunday

Who cares

I do. That's why I'm asking. Dang you're dumb for real huh

Amazing

@Dilan#4791 if you wanna off yourself do it

@hammykun92 Suck My Mushroom Tip.

rip

@hammykun92 Bond

@hammykun92 You moma a fat bitch

You guys are gonna piss JG off

But isnt there a name for the type of service where it's a dialogue between the attendees and jesse

I think it starts with a C

Fellowship

Boom

Thank you

@hammykun92 alpha church

Lol

@Hortator this s cat obviously gay

He gets a boner when I pet him!

And looks at me all confused

@Hortator it's becouse hi loves you

Amazing

Repend and suck his dick

But it's got like sharp Barb's on it

Imagine this is last time in your life

And do this with full appreciation

I'll smoke on it

@Alita so what's your problem?

Bestiality? Pedofile? Necrofilia?

What

Anime?

I dont understand lol

*Im not into any of those things*

*Especially necrophilia*

You're not Asian?

Im not haha

Im studying Japanese however

So it's mean something going on with you

Japanese bayda country. Why are you curios about beyyda culture?

Do you forgive your mommy? @Alita

Ah. 2 questions Im happy to ask.

The first question is that ever since I was really young, my dad wanted to get me into mandarin and stuff.

However, growing older I really just wanted to get into other languages that I thought were interesting I guess.

Currently Im reconsidering doing arts and stuff and considering doing things more serious like network, and going into STONKS.

The idea is to get away from my folks and travel like my family does most of the time.

Also to the second question, "Yes?"

My parents are currently divorced.

Im not angry at my mother but I know she was wrong for bringing a stepfather into our lives.

Honestly its more of just running away from issues and focusing on my own life at this point

@AlitaGood. You are a perfectly encrypted maniac. I think everything will be fine, in any case, you can count on my help. And when the eastern empire collapses under the pressure of gay asses. You can always expect from me a bowl of soup in the Russian GULAG.

If a man sleeps with 10 women hes a slut maker.

@𝔾/𝔾 you're making me so horny

@!GPT why you bring your diary

@Alita if this happens in the same time hi is siberian

@Slut_maker this is why you should wash your pipi

Always

10 times in a row

In one minute

Ok gays let's play the game. Say your price for this shit car..... I mean this beautiful expensive car.

Земеля 😁

STFU man don't say real price

@@everyone Well today, we have a big auction under the hammer this magnificent compact car. What's your price?

wahoo wahoo

*3 cents*


A reasonable price.

I give it uhhhh

euro beat/10

Would drift with it blasting nights of fire.

tree fiddy

Look at these magnificent forms at this power! Your price?

This beast survived Chernobyl, the sale of Alaska and the Cold War. Under the soot is a jet engine.

@everyone Set a real price for this handsome

shut up

with the pinging

ban yourself

use @ here instead

@Buy Okay my little gay. But first appreciate this ultra-comfortable interior.

Does it blast russian hard bass.

100%

Russian scientists have optimized hard bass so much that now for the emission of low frequencies you only need beer.

I only buy American cars

I’m a patriot

So real price for this car is 2,345.95$

What car you can buy for this money in USA?

$4.20

@𝔾/𝔾 u gotta quit @ing everyone

u got a lot of hatred, might be the linguistic struggles

chill out bruh

@T e x hatred from beyydas. This not my problem

you have satan putting thots in your head

no bullshit

you are an angry beta man

you have resentment built up to your gills

@T e x this is your imagination

i barely knwo you too and can see it

no its not

Yes it is.

o k

It's imagination from your mommy

u a troll?

You're in JLP server.

You trying be safe, and hateful people your crowd. I have fun and use system. Hateful people not scary me, becouse I'm not have hate toward anybody.

So it's mean devil your Daddy @T e x

you are retarded

@T e x ooooo hello mommy

Looks like this server is still going strong on the crazy lol

@PineŦree no this server still beyydaaaa

You just helped prove my point

ya nenavizhu tebya

ya ochen nenavizhu tebya

This server a mess

or as Joelle would say

a myess

@Mr. Badger you again on beyyyda mode

all i remember was people overusing the word beta and worshiping JLP like a god

@PineŦree so you're not forgive your momma don't you?

so i guess you really are from Siberia

@PineŦree not I'm black ghetto bro I'm from East coast shit nigga

I'm Aint some russian shit nigga bot

Jees bro

So where are you from

I'm Aint some shit ass siberian nigga what's wrong with yall

I'm 100% black

Does anyone know if this is a script or a bot?

Black and slow

Lol

@PineŦree why you not forgive your momma?

For real

I'm not bot I'm joking

Not I'm bot

No I'm not

um ok

https://youtu.be/5OfMx4j3T7k

he doin the white supremaciss hand sign

Who changed my nickname!

0_o

Corey Booker is a hack and stands no chance

Why this is on TV is beyond me

Could be funny though

Can you believe hes dating the sexy girl from clerks 2

The Hispanic manager lady

Yummy girl

@everyone

omfg

THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT

I can't believe it

fuck off

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/rosario-dawson-family-sued-over-treatment-of-transgender-handyman

That's awsome

Evening, folks

What's it to ya?

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