Almost

Finally

Oh hell yeah

1st for "holy shit what are these delivery times"

The time for budget christmas shopping was about a month ago, before the chinks started ramping up their prices to go on """sale""" during 11.11

Of course there should be some deals for the more expensive stuff on Gearbest and Banggood, I hope

funnily enough itemes on my list have only dropped in price lately

@Julian just order your shit sooner than later

what is the spongebob canned condom meme of 2019 xmas season?

Dear friend please

Do the needful

What's some fun chink tech from gearbest

flashlights

conductive earphones

knifes

Oh boy

No knives

Instead of throwing out random words that pop into those smooth brains of yours, link to those products.

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck don't try your luck

Next person to post a fleshlight or any other toy outside of <#189811441174446080> wins a special <:brainlet:589104479887032330> prize. Seriously don't. Just post it there instead.

k

I saw some little 60c squishy peeps that were neat

Like very round and cute

If you have a gf (lol) I've bought 2 sets of like 30 hair bows with a clip in all colors and textures. It was like 25$ total and years later not one has degraded and my gf wears them daily still

Very neat gift

Bonus points if you buy a tiny rack to store them

QCY t1 or t2

@foxhunt t2 is the same, just a bigger charging case with a lid

also a bigger battery in the case ofc

I have t1

really happy with them

I was just making a suggestion for them as a gift I already have the t2

<:brainlet:589104479887032330>

Aliprice has really spoiled buying on Ali for me

>Item is 100$ US
>Now 149$ US before 11.11

If i buy some of those small penis things from nsfw and gift them to my family members on x-mas, what reaction do you think it will receive?
Will it be the final drop for my 90 years old grandma?

I also can not find anything like "operation orb" or "elinium type 97/95"
on ali from youjo senki ln/manga or anime.

I think it's a pretty unique gift, but maybe for your S/O

And not family

There's lots of things you can gift to your family, dear

Well, but how many of them cost 10cents hmmmmm

alright, i will think of something else

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 thats 10 cents without shipping, the total is 7x higher in my case

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 mi bands are a good gift

yeah notice it too, would be like 0.5$ per one

no one uses the mi stuff here

Make them 🔫 <:honkhonk:381867737443467268>

and most family members can barely make phone call, grandma nearly died because she forgot how to make call

whats a phone

zoom zoom, anyway what would be popular in my family is stuff that you just put somewhere to catch dust

like anime figurines, pictures of jesus, or something of that sort

anime figures of jesus

i ll look for mexican figurines then

also grandma is celebrating 70years together with her husband, should i just get some alcohol or u got better ideas

someone here has "electric lighter" ? that usb charged one, maybe that would be good x-mas gift because almost everyone here smokes.

Electric lighters are iirc mediocre lighters but decent gift idea yea

Would you call it any more dangerous than normal lighter? I do not want to be the one burning them down after they survived hitler n stuff. I guess it is not more dangerous than mobile phones.
Considering that you say they are mediocre as lighters, they may be even too safe.

Well, the only ones I've seen IRL were from a gas station and used a different lighting mechanism than the ones on Ali

They heated a small round element

whereas the ones you see on Ali make a neat plasma arc

I've no clue if that lights better or not

Does anyone know if there is like a Chinese toy that is like those old pinfires?

I just need to cannabalize the lock mech

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32238539066.html i bought this for your mom

Thank you guys.

Maybe I'm very lucky but most if not all the items I'm currently watching for 11/11 haven't seen any price increase in the last 2 months

(INB4 they don't get any 11/11 sale)

Show us mereck :^)

<https://www.aliprice.com/Index/search.html?link=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.aliexpress.com%2Fitem%2F32846575560.html&search_from=index_Index_search>
<https://www.aliprice.com/Index/search.html?link=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.aliexpress.com%2Fitem%2F32864301721.html&search_from=index_Index_search>
<https://www.aliprice.com/Index/search.html?link=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.aliexpress.com%2Fitem%2F33027907859.html&search_from=index_Index_search>
<https://www.aliprice.com/Index/search.html?link=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.aliexpress.com%2Fitem%2F33021060490.html&search_from=index_Index_search>
The only one with a noticeable price hike (only a few cents though) <https://www.aliprice.com/Index/search.html?link=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.aliexpress.com%2Fitem%2F32918699221.html&search_from=index_Index_index>

Forgot this one that I'll buy for myself one day <https://www.aliprice.com/Index/search.html?link=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.aliexpress.com%2Fitem%2F32688522798.html&search_from=index_Index_search>

nice links

yeaah @Mereck fix your link shit

@Mereck aliprice is nothing but referrals

^https://pastebin.com/Sn3UqJDW and apparently search_history cookie fishing ? or failed coding (apparently few things can cause the 01-Jan-1970 end date but you never know ?)

wait is Ali price not good I use the app on Android :c

Aliprice injects referral links into your searches for their own profit

oh

I just use it for checking price history, I ain't buying anything through it

If you *have* to use aliprice do it through a browser but not their app

a separate browser or incognito window where you're not logged into aliexpress

^

so it doesnt leave their cookies behind and still earn off your aliexpress purchase

give your cookies to @Tribit instead

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-monster-sesame-street-awesome-amazing-lol-gif-3440361

where are the wacky stocking stuffers for under $5?

Cheapo plastic crossbows for 4 bucks or 6 dollars for pot metal

Always a hit with the younger ones

@Michael did you not see the tiny penis guys

@Cad nani? where?

Check the bot link

It's a bunch of squishy animals and also the penis guys

ohhh nice

ty

any good deals so far?

the keycap set deal looks nice but other than that its meh

the screenshot on the left was taken a couple of days ago and i took the one on the right today

the lightning to usb-c cable was the only product that actually went up in price before 11.11

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33001465568.html

10.99 vs 9.99

I asked a seller politely and they gave me the 11.11 price on a cosplay item early

so if you have anything sitting on your list it couldn't hurt to ask

show cosplay item

show yourself dressed in cosplay item

yeah see you in 3 months when Ali finally ships it to canada

I wonder if those sonos toothbrushes are any good

good dental health is important

im marking the calendar for 3 months right now

meh deals so far tbh

most are in fashion from what I can tell

and you don't wanna be that guy, right?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33055249410.html

legit or shit?

shit prob

Color: 512G Logistics: 中国邮政挂号小包

i have been cheated by saying 512gb i have checked it only 20gb 28 Oct 2019 06:19

not sure if sonos is good, but those sonic toothbrushes are proven to be better, but not because they are good, but because people spend more time brushing their teeth with them.
best you can do for your teeth is called "water pick" that is actually what dentists use to clean teeth almost perfectly

literally everyone says something different about brushing teeth

but i m doctor that is not paid to promote shit

just believe me

are you the 1 out of 10

I bought a sonic brush from a drugstore chain (DM drogerie markt for u euros) for uh.. 30 euro?

shits fine

Also the Costco replacement heads are good for the Phillips toothbrushes

water pick

i hate using those things

is there a Chinese water pick 👀

lol

yes soocas w3

40 bucks 👀

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33019930131.html

500GB - $78
1TB - $175

???

why even buy it from chinkland? i have the same price locally

That's the point, I can get a better price here, even in €

Just genuinely wondering why there's no price difference, are evos manufactured in Korea?

everyone already selling them at low as possible profits

due everyone and their grandma sells them

11/11 DEAL:
**Xiaomi Mi 9t 6/64** will be at an all time low of **$239.99** (Black colour)
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33025425008.html

https://yaqibrush.aliexpress.com/store/2986023/pages/promotion-20191111.html

great deals on safety razors 11/11

Good deal on a Snapdragon 710 Phone

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000039173838.html?spm=a2g0o.cart.0.0.408e3c00sQYSlR&mp=1

132 USD on 11/11

<:coomer:636305222347522067>

<:crotch_grab:589212926066556929>

<:shitimsorry:592062550091366540>

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Oneodio-Headphone-Professional-Studio-Dynamic-Stereo-DJ-Headphones-With-Microphone-HIFI-Headset-Monitoring-For-Music/32902166436.html

Regarding the OneOdio, I bought the Pro version last year and recommend them for the price. Not as neutral as the Shure's I previously used (until the cable became a problem) but good none the less.

I'm oneodio shill too, i bought both pro and non pro version, both sounded amazing tbh the only noticable difference was the padding.
sold non pro version for exactly how much i paid for them to my friend. and kept pro version because it is more comfortable on ears(these are the only headphones i can wear without ear pains)

they are especially amazing for gaming, footsteps are loud n clear, isolation pretty good, bass deep for that enjoyable RA TA TA TA TA

the difference between pro and standard according to them is you get the fucking pouch

i gotta mention one thing, that earpiece movement is annoying af, i mean you could have some use for it but i do not, so i spend time toying with it to not break it

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1GSfyXZvrK1Rjy0Feq6ATmVXaC.jpg

and be sure to take "white" version, it does sound, look and feel superior to black one

I looked into this last year. There is some European reviewer on YT who believes there is a noticeable difference in the drivers between the two models. That's what led me to get the Pro version. We had a similar discussion about the pads being the only difference last year. I sure hope I didn't get duped.

Ah again, there was nothing to validate YT lad's claims either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy7nha2B9Wo

I'm sure that was the video, but the date is 10months ago. Perhaps he reuploaded it?!

Kevin hamlett
Kevin hamlett
2 months ago
@Praveen Kadambari They sound different I have both and have taken them apart for modification and they have different drivers. Pro 50 has Japanese driver. Pro 50 sounds better.

If the only difference were earpads i would not feel duped at all, those are more expensive than the earphones from non-chink resellers.

AHHHHHHHHH I NEED THINGS TO BUY

ok consumerist

@Jignx buy the diy shure se535 and tell me how it is

ty

Or don't waste money on crap you don't need

Shark slippers

tfw impatiently waiting for 11/11

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000292586454.html <:ninjaturt:499294145093959680>

are they real deals or do they just inflate the prices a month beforehand?

Yes

Both

how

wym how

how can it be both

they inflate the prices

but cut the price in such a way that some of the inflation gets cut along the way

so you're saving money

but not a lot, most of the time

ohh, gotcha, thanks

Basically you'll be saving $5 but they'll t to get you to think you're saving $10

please understand profit margins are thin enough already

go away xi huanji

Dear family need to eat please understand

i feel like that buying on tao is a lot cheaper, rather than waiting 11.11 for a millenia

dear friend, you also get coupons and need no agent that will take cut on ali. Please buy my official store clothes Asiadas.

^

Dear sirs a millenia is 1000 years but 11.11 is only one year so it is not long wait to buy

whats the current taobao agent meme?

last time i checked it, superbuy had good feedbacks

im planning to get a pile of replica clothes, shoes, etc

show me which replica clothes do you want. you can show original

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000055421284.html

lmao at that postirony

Superbuy, ytaopal, and basetao are all good afiak @sergun

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 i dont have anything special in my mind rn but i need some new clothes

a hoodie is like $40 in the place i live and i dont get it, why the fuck would i pay that much for some piece of cloth

so i decided to check taobao

i can take ur recommendations, ty

@eggy ty, good to hear superbuy is still fine

Buy from h&m or something if you want cheaper clothes

You'll have to make a really big haul (batch of orders) to break even and save money

a friend of mine buys plain one-colour clothes for like two or three bucks each

@sergun dont ping me you nigger

@سام هايد why not

@سام هايد plz

@سام هايد 🥚

@سام هايد 🥚

@sergun there's some branch off owned by the same people called wegobuy which is supposed to be for reps but it's kinda gay idk

I use superbuy regardless

Umidigi Power 3 is going for 150 US on 11.11 with global bands, Stock Android 10, muh quad cam, and 6150mah battery

but >Mediakek

That brand has no support on XDA or HTCmania

also MediaKek, pass

if only somebody said that or something

I've never heard of HTCmania, is it any good?

it has good support for spics like me

don't bother if you can read English, xda is way better in comparison

am i rich? or are these $10 coupons only for specific products

click "see deals"

duh

@lidl papi see how they say "select coupon"? That means that they can only be used on select things

o ye im retarded

You'll fit right in here

Can you win points many times after you finish the game, or will it always land you on "select coupons" after first try

i mean after you are done there is that "replay stage" thing

i haven't won there anything but 10$ coupons, ayylmao. So fuck that shit, taobao here I come, lmao.

HOW DO I GET COUPONS I DONT HAVE ANY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i get them randomly at homepage when checking order status

play that x mas game dude

visit front page >clear cookies >visti front page >clear cookies

or manualy force the js. to give you some popups

or make new account, that is maybe best coupon code anyway

@Tervy how

pls eggsblain

@سام هايدsblain ehh nah i wont help you break the fun for all

ok it actually works to clear cookies, just did it from incognito

i hope they don't have minimum order price requirement

but probably do 😔

@Jignx pls gimi coupons, dear

gimi coupin

Mi9 $464.64 for 1111 https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32977815801.html?spm=a2g0s.8937460.0.0.816c2e0emEPC3i

I reckon Cashrewards/Shopback will run a 11% cashback as well

So it'll be around $413aud

✅Промокоды ❗будут работать с 11.11❗
backitnewall11 - скидка 4$ от 5$ для всех
backitnew11 - скидка 4$ от 5$ для новых пользователей
nahalyavunew11 - скидка 4$ от 5$ для новых пользователей
BACKIT11 - скидка 8$ от 60$
zozi11 - скидка 8$ от 60$
ALISALE10 - скидка 10$ от 100$
ALISALE1111 - скидка 5/50$
POST1111 - скидка 3/25$
sale1111 - скидка 3/25$
alido11 - скидка 8/60$
RADIO - скидка 4$ при заказе от 30$
KIMOVIL15AB - 15/130 (испанский скорей всего не будет работать)
kapustanew11 - скидка 3$ от 25$ для новых пользователей.
epnsaleall11 ― без ограничений по гео, скидка $7 при покупке от $50;
epnsale11 ― только по РФ, скидка $8 при покупке от $60.
MEGASALE100 / PREZENTY100 / 100LAST - скидка 20$ от 100$ на всё, действуют 11 ноября только 1 час, с 11:00 до 12:00 МСК!
MEGASALE50 / PREZENTY50 / LAST50 - скидка 10$ от 50$ на всё, также действуют только 1 час
BIGSALE11 - скидка $30 при покупке от $120
ALIOFERTY50 - скидка 7$ от 50$, для всех пользователей и на все товары
ALIOFERTY100 - скидка 14$ от 100$, также на всё и для всех
ALIFESTIWAL - (или ALIFESTIVAL) - 4/30$
PREZENTY100 - 20/100$) - Будет действовать с 11 ноября 23:00 - 00:00 (МСК)
PREZENTY50 - 10/50$‌ - Будет действовать с 11 ноября 23:00 - 00:00 (МСК)
100LAST - 20/100$ -‌ Будет действовать с 12 ноября 14:00 - 15:00 (МСК)
LAST50 - 10/50$ - Будет действовать с 12 ноября 14:00 - 15:00 (МСК)

I hope you do understand russian, dear.

Dafuq is that?

Promocodes ?

Looks like it, but the descriptions are in an obsolete language

promocodes will work 11.11
backitnewall11 - 4$/5$ everyone
backitnew11 - 4$/5$ new users
nahalyavunew11 - 4$/5$ new users
BACKIT11 - 8%/60%
zozi11 - 8%/60%
ALISALE10 - 10$/100$
ALISALE1111 - 5$/50$
POST1111 - 3$/25$
sale1111 - 3$/25$
alido11 - 8$/60$
RADIO - 4$/30$
KIMOVIL15AB - 15$/130$ (spanish, may not work)
kapustanew11 - 3$/25$ new users
epnsaleall11 ― no geo restriction, 7$/60$;
epnsale11 ― Russia Only, 8$/60$
MEGASALE100 / PREZENTY100 / 100LAST - 20$/100$ for everything, works only on 11th for one hour, 11:00 to 12:00 Moscow Time!
MEGASALE50 / PREZENTY50 / LAST50 - 10$/50$ same as above
BIGSALE11 - 30$/120$
ALIOFERTY50 - 7$/50$ for everything/everyone
ALIOFERTY100 - 14$/100$ same as above
ALIFESTIWAL or ALIFESTIVAL - 4$/30$
PREZENTY100 - 20/100$) - works only on 11th for one hour, 11:00 to 12:00 Moscow Time!
PREZENTY50 - 10/50$‌ - works only on 11th for one hour, 11:00 to 12:00 Moscow Time!
100LAST - 20/100$ -‌ works only on 12th for one hour, 14:00 to 15:00 Moscow Time!
LAST50 - 10/50$ - works only on 12th for one hour, 14:00 to 15:00 Moscow Time!

i am not sure, if it will work for you.