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2018-01-28 21:05:26 UTC

tfw am a long haird blonde

2018-01-28 21:05:43 UTC

Cut your hair you trap

2018-01-28 21:05:44 UTC

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2018-01-28 21:05:47 UTC

i don't cut

2018-01-28 21:05:49 UTC

Very nice

2018-01-28 21:05:51 UTC

it's all ugly and mangled

2018-01-28 21:06:03 UTC

You are long haired blonde?

2018-01-28 21:06:10 UTC

correcto

2018-01-28 21:06:23 UTC

I giv marriage papers?

2018-01-28 21:06:23 UTC

you could ask borb if you didn't do the act of friendzoning

2018-01-28 21:06:33 UTC

Found @Lynxoid 's friend

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407280310535847944/grave-06.jpg

2018-01-28 21:06:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407280320082214912/8d4b334e5fd14184c1d731d976e802f2.png

2018-01-28 21:06:45 UTC

๐Ÿ˜

2018-01-28 21:06:48 UTC

>that meme eyebrow

2018-01-28 21:06:50 UTC

christ

2018-01-28 21:06:53 UTC

shrimp

2018-01-28 21:06:54 UTC

>not blonde

2018-01-28 21:06:58 UTC

no

2018-01-28 21:07:03 UTC

>not long haird
>eyebrow

2018-01-28 21:07:06 UTC

Charlie Puth is a hot-tea

2018-01-28 21:07:13 UTC

fuckyou

2018-01-28 21:07:27 UTC

What are you, gay?

2018-01-28 21:08:46 UTC

no

2018-01-28 21:08:48 UTC

only suicidal

2018-01-28 21:09:33 UTC

>dark hair and blue eyes

2018-01-28 21:09:38 UTC

๐Ÿ˜

2018-01-28 21:09:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407281097987063813/67cf69509c9330653063674c9b4fa92a_XL.jpg

2018-01-28 21:09:46 UTC

nice

2018-01-28 21:09:58 UTC

Those aren't blue eyes

2018-01-28 21:10:16 UTC

Boku no Tito

2018-01-28 21:10:33 UTC

Daddy (of the proletariat)

2018-01-28 21:10:49 UTC

Is it me or does Tito look like Goring

2018-01-28 21:11:24 UTC

He kind of does

2018-01-28 21:11:27 UTC

this is the worst song I have ever listened to

2018-01-28 21:11:34 UTC

But less fat

2018-01-28 21:11:43 UTC

we talking about matthew again?

2018-01-28 21:12:04 UTC

Thats how I know he wasnt goering in disguise

2018-01-28 21:14:45 UTC

Good song

2018-01-28 21:15:01 UTC

Tito song

2018-01-28 21:15:09 UTC

Literally about him

2018-01-28 21:17:42 UTC

>al capone

2018-01-28 21:17:48 UTC

>its about tito

2018-01-28 21:17:51 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-01-28 21:19:26 UTC

i wish i could have watched monte carlo

2018-01-28 21:20:25 UTC

@Shrimpf what do you mean you dont know the gรถring-tito conspiracy or are you trolling?

2018-01-28 21:20:54 UTC

He really does look like a less fat gรถring tho

2018-01-28 21:21:14 UTC

but gรถring would never give up schnitzel so that couldnt be him

2018-01-28 21:21:29 UTC

all the amphetamines may have done their deeds

2018-01-28 21:21:45 UTC

What

2018-01-28 21:21:46 UTC

Kek

2018-01-28 21:22:01 UTC

Nah, he probably would be the type to get fatter on meth

2018-01-28 21:22:18 UTC

@spaqin ...The one with Selena Gomez?

2018-01-28 21:22:33 UTC

the one that happened in the last 4 days

2018-01-28 21:22:37 UTC

but i could spare no minute

2018-01-28 21:22:43 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2018-01-28 21:23:02 UTC

Just torrent it and skip around

2018-01-28 21:23:18 UTC

idk if it's not live i don't really care

2018-01-28 21:23:55 UTC

Did the Nazis ever think of this

2018-01-28 21:23:58 UTC

Oh

2018-01-28 21:24:00 UTC

the race

2018-01-28 21:24:01 UTC

That Tito looks like Goring

2018-01-28 21:25:05 UTC

lets rephrase that

2018-01-28 21:25:11 UTC

can you prove tito existed before gรถring vanished?

2018-01-28 21:25:31 UTC

ever been in one room

2018-01-28 21:25:32 UTC

Yes, his service in WW1 is well documented

2018-01-28 21:25:34 UTC

??????????

2018-01-28 21:26:34 UTC

@johnfrum thats gรถrings cover up

2018-01-28 21:26:35 UTC

duh

2018-01-28 21:26:52 UTC

tito fought in ww1?

2018-01-28 21:27:04 UTC

Everyone did

2018-01-28 21:27:09 UTC

jesus

2018-01-28 21:27:19 UTC

black ppl crimes!!!! !!! 1!!!!

2018-01-28 21:27:22 UTC

so he survived that long walk

2018-01-28 21:27:36 UTC

that the germans made them do

2018-01-28 21:27:41 UTC

oh wait thats serbs

2018-01-28 21:27:53 UTC

Tito is Cro

2018-01-28 21:28:47 UTC

>tfw no more titos in the world

2018-01-28 21:29:31 UTC

kim?

2018-01-28 21:29:39 UTC

Actually Gaddafi was close but he was taken out

2018-01-28 21:29:48 UTC

He was exactly like kim

2018-01-28 21:29:57 UTC

Eh, the OG?

2018-01-28 21:29:59 UTC

just not strong enough to do the same

2018-01-28 21:30:26 UTC

OG kim maybe, the rest are just weirdos who watched too much western porn

2018-01-28 21:30:46 UTC

Yugo was a shithole, just not Rusdia bad due to lack of power

2018-01-28 21:31:01 UTC

It was doing better than most Soviet satellites

2018-01-28 21:31:08 UTC

Ye

2018-01-28 21:31:14 UTC

tugo was way better than what balkan is today

2018-01-28 21:31:15 UTC

Due to lack of power

2018-01-28 21:31:19 UTC

ruined by retarded nationalism

2018-01-28 21:31:20 UTC

Delet

2018-01-28 21:31:25 UTC

You madman

2018-01-28 21:31:37 UTC

Tito murdered thousands

2018-01-28 21:31:56 UTC

they could have easily moved over to a modern post soviet state

2018-01-28 21:31:57 UTC

He hunted people that tried to escape Yugo

2018-01-28 21:32:05 UTC

>murder of thousands in a time when millions was common

2018-01-28 21:32:12 UTC

Yes

2018-01-28 21:32:15 UTC

but they decided to split the country in 7 pieces instead

2018-01-28 21:32:17 UTC

lack of power

2018-01-28 21:32:24 UTC

Not a saint but he did what he had to to jeep Yugoslavia solvent

2018-01-28 21:32:40 UTC

By killing emmigrants?

2018-01-28 21:32:42 UTC

making each new "country" have a lower standard of living than what they could have had if yoguslavia still existed

2018-01-28 21:32:50 UTC

And 12 year old boys

2018-01-28 21:33:07 UTC

yugo was terrible

2018-01-28 21:33:26 UTC

The only people that love it didnt see it

2018-01-28 21:33:39 UTC

or old crazies

2018-01-28 21:33:47 UTC

If they escaped they could have done a lot of damage to the state given the cat and mouse the cold war was

2018-01-28 21:34:07 UTC

So shooting them in Germany is ok

2018-01-28 21:34:19 UTC

Pre-cold war

2018-01-28 21:34:33 UTC

But then again this is with hindsight of what happened after

2018-01-28 21:34:48 UTC

Tito was a terrible guy

2018-01-28 21:34:59 UTC

The place was terrible to begin with

2018-01-28 21:35:02 UTC

Just not strong enough to go forward

2018-01-28 21:35:06 UTC

he bought order

2018-01-28 21:35:19 UTC

Lenin almost saved Russia

2018-01-28 21:35:29 UTC

By rolling back

2018-01-28 21:35:47 UTC

But stalin plowed through millions of bodies

2018-01-28 21:35:57 UTC

Tito wanted to but couldnt

2018-01-28 21:36:33 UTC

Plus Tito was racist

2018-01-28 21:36:36 UTC

Eh, I mean he did actually negotiate with ethnic minorites

2018-01-28 21:36:46 UTC

Serbs were persecuted a lot

2018-01-28 21:37:11 UTC

wtf

2018-01-28 21:37:21 UTC

#KillAllFrenchies

2018-01-28 21:37:22 UTC

Tito helped cause the war

2018-01-28 21:37:23 UTC

They tended to go poorly but given Yugoslavia was pretty impossible to begin with he didnt always do the best job

2018-01-28 21:37:42 UTC

No Yugo no war

2018-01-28 21:38:05 UTC

Ethnic conflict wasnt solved

2018-01-28 21:38:14 UTC

It was suppressed with terror

2018-01-28 21:38:31 UTC

Alternative was it not being supressed at all

2018-01-28 21:39:31 UTC

He could have just went full genocide and the aftermath probably been less bloody for it but he didn't

2018-01-28 21:39:32 UTC

The UDBA was nuts

2018-01-28 21:39:48 UTC

It also doesnt help in the ME tho

2018-01-28 21:40:17 UTC

poor shrimp

2018-01-28 21:40:21 UTC

poor gay shrimp

2018-01-28 21:40:25 UTC

He couldnt have gone full genocide

2018-01-28 21:40:46 UTC

He lacked the resources, the power, and the men

2018-01-28 21:41:07 UTC

Ever seen a yugo?

2018-01-28 21:41:13 UTC

Certainly could have given it a good run, also probably could have gotten Soviets to help. But then he would have been indebted

2018-01-28 21:41:15 UTC

Living standards were awful

2018-01-28 21:41:22 UTC

Ofc they are bad now

2018-01-28 21:41:33 UTC

The country cant be rebuild

2018-01-28 21:41:45 UTC

It was stopped to join the EU

2018-01-28 21:41:50 UTC

I'm aware it can't

2018-01-28 21:41:58 UTC

Theres still tanks everywhere

2018-01-28 21:42:03 UTC

And minefields

2018-01-28 21:42:47 UTC

>balken countries cant into eu
>but Turkey probably will eventually

2018-01-28 21:42:52 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-28 21:42:56 UTC

this is really painful to watch

2018-01-28 21:43:04 UTC

I feel you

2018-01-28 21:43:07 UTC

Fuck Turkey

2018-01-28 21:43:10 UTC

asakusa

2018-01-28 21:43:11 UTC

meh

2018-01-28 21:43:31 UTC

Croatia is the poorest EU country

2018-01-28 21:43:36 UTC

But then again

2018-01-28 21:43:47 UTC

Its been like 20 years

2018-01-28 21:43:55 UTC

And nobody won

2018-01-28 21:44:09 UTC

So they only lost a fuckton of shit

2018-01-28 21:44:16 UTC

wow why didn't that guy die in an accident

2018-01-28 21:44:35 UTC

>When my friend says Croatia is a socialist heaven

2018-01-28 21:44:40 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-01-28 21:44:54 UTC

>Wants to move there

2018-01-28 21:45:03 UTC

I give it 2 weeks

2018-01-28 21:45:09 UTC

You get food and free money from richer counties

2018-01-28 21:45:11 UTC
2018-01-28 21:45:16 UTC

just like soviet times

2018-01-28 21:45:31 UTC

The gobbamint gives you a house if it was blown up

2018-01-28 21:45:49 UTC

You can buy one for like 3000 euros as a westerner

2018-01-28 21:46:03 UTC

Have it all set up for 5

2018-01-28 21:46:10 UTC

And thats with a huge swat of land

2018-01-28 21:46:22 UTC

You can buy a house in the city for like 2

2018-01-28 21:46:43 UTC

So it attracts a lot of dumb people

2018-01-28 21:47:30 UTC

Honestly Croatia has been doing well in terms of growth, starting from a lower point but the strategy of including poorer countries in the EU is to have balast to the more technical and capped out economies

2018-01-28 21:48:03 UTC

Its a leeching program to be honest

2018-01-28 21:48:23 UTC

Lots of fleeing eastern euros too

2018-01-28 21:48:43 UTC

It might get better but we're talking decades

2018-01-28 21:48:51 UTC

Yeah, that was the plan but they kind of ignored that having freedom of movement of people isnt that great of an idea.

2018-01-28 21:48:59 UTC

Europe is such a weird place to live

2018-01-28 21:49:12 UTC

We're so fractured and distant towards each other

2018-01-28 21:49:23 UTC

But everyrhing screams centralization

2018-01-28 21:49:52 UTC

Id agree as weird as it might sound

2018-01-28 21:50:06 UTC

I feel kind of unrooted if that makes sense

2018-01-28 21:50:21 UTC

Free movement of goods should have been the plan but then globalization happened

2018-01-28 21:50:28 UTC

I dont feel at home here but Ive been away from France for too long as well

2018-01-28 21:50:47 UTC

Globalization always happened, just not this fast

2018-01-28 21:51:16 UTC

Its like an industrial revolution TBH

2018-01-28 21:51:29 UTC

Things happen too fast with little time to get used to it

2018-01-28 21:52:25 UTC

Globalization of goods was largely par for the course, globalizatiom of borders in order to more cheaply move goods and services probably is what caused the alienation happening now

2018-01-28 21:52:52 UTC

Arendt already warned against it

2018-01-28 21:53:19 UTC

You see a lot of movements in Germany asking to split off for example

2018-01-28 21:53:31 UTC

Seperatism

2018-01-28 21:53:37 UTC

Tbh, i reached the point where i accpeted that large parts of the human population will be fucked in the middle/long-term

2018-01-28 21:54:00 UTC

I try to stay positive

2018-01-28 21:54:15 UTC

Because fucking shit up is unaffordable at this stage

2018-01-28 21:54:16 UTC

Get a good self sustainable job, nice waifu and be done with it

2018-01-28 21:54:49 UTC

Some shitty south african country can buy a bomb that can hold most of Europe ransom

2018-01-28 21:54:57 UTC

For a small price

2018-01-28 21:55:12 UTC

We really cant afford to fuck up

2018-01-28 21:55:58 UTC

yawn

2018-01-28 21:56:04 UTC

I think if we really go down that route even urops wil not hesitate to send some nukes first

2018-01-28 21:56:31 UTC

Look and france at britain, always a nuclear submarine abroad

2018-01-28 21:56:33 UTC

If nuke throwing starts its over for 3/4th of the world

2018-01-28 21:56:55 UTC

Which means the 1/4th will die as well

2018-01-28 21:57:02 UTC

*Tbh, i reached the point where i accpeted that large parts of the human population will be fucked in the middle/long-term*

2018-01-28 21:57:12 UTC

I can see why

2018-01-28 21:57:33 UTC

I just think we cant afford to be nihilistic, or airheaded

2018-01-28 21:57:53 UTC

when u don't know what MAD is

2018-01-28 21:57:53 UTC

smh

2018-01-28 21:57:56 UTC

just listen to shrimp

2018-01-28 21:57:59 UTC

he a smart boy

2018-01-28 21:58:20 UTC

I'm a deist anyways ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2018-01-28 21:58:27 UTC

MAD counts for countries that can simultaneously attack and defend

2018-01-28 21:58:38 UTC

Thats not most of the world

2018-01-28 21:58:58 UTC

defense never mattered with MAD

2018-01-28 21:59:01 UTC

France can bomb away most of Africa

2018-01-28 21:59:11 UTC

le antinuke shield meme

2018-01-28 21:59:22 UTC

Where

2018-01-28 21:59:27 UTC

Also I said most

2018-01-28 21:59:34 UTC

America w/ NK

2018-01-28 21:59:39 UTC

Not every country hasnit

2018-01-28 21:59:43 UTC

yeah

2018-01-28 21:59:47 UTC

but it's not really efficient

2018-01-28 21:59:51 UTC

North Korea has South Korea at gunpoint

2018-01-28 22:00:04 UTC

using chaff on reentry makes the whole system useless

2018-01-28 22:00:05 UTC

And theyre not shielded

2018-01-28 22:00:15 UTC

Seoul is totally open to attacks

2018-01-28 22:00:54 UTC

You cant bomb America

2018-01-28 22:01:00 UTC

you can

2018-01-28 22:01:10 UTC

Well it wouldnt hit

2018-01-28 22:01:20 UTC

it would

2018-01-28 22:01:25 UTC

or prove me wrong

2018-01-28 22:01:29 UTC

Seoul's tactic in case of invasion is litteraly total evacuation..

2018-01-28 22:01:40 UTC

Wouldnt be on time

2018-01-28 22:01:53 UTC

NK also has chemical rockets

2018-01-28 22:02:04 UTC

Specifically designed to gas people

2018-01-28 22:02:11 UTC

But here's the thing, even Kim can't just nuke the south

2018-01-28 22:02:26 UTC

His own regime of unification would go mad

2018-01-28 22:02:26 UTC

So North Korea can bomb two cities

2018-01-28 22:02:29 UTC

read this

2018-01-28 22:02:38 UTC

and then chemical nuke 4 countries

2018-01-28 22:02:43 UTC

the missle defense system is pretty much nothing but bluff

2018-01-28 22:02:46 UTC

According to findings anyway

2018-01-28 22:02:51 UTC

It is?

2018-01-28 22:02:54 UTC

I believe you

2018-01-28 22:03:09 UTC

a missile with chaff, let alone a MIRV has very low chances to be intercepted before it reaches it's target

2018-01-28 22:03:48 UTC

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